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RomanceRe: How To Easily Make A Niaja Girl Sleep With You. by smoby(m): 10:16am On Mar 12, 2016
Beadex1:
hahaha . Why won't I get your point when I have bin in such position several times....lost trust on girls years back...they are good in making good guys turn bad....fear girls
m in The same position now I just cnt understand y r girls more like turning good guy bad pls it like u understand my pain pls send me ur contact xo we can whattapp thnks.
RomanceRe: Advice Pls.....cuse M So Confused by smoby(op): 9:58am On Mar 12, 2016
Michizzy:
Please don't come back to tell us she made you spend an extra year... I will advise you concentrate more on your studies now.
I understand Bt hv u ever been in love before ? I mean real love ,I made decisions before admission,keeping my self away frm fmale ....sorry no offense.....is one of it.....bt the 1st dAy I saw her she became my second priority.....we wr cls xo cls ....bt that WAZ befor she had
Many frndz bt nw I still cnt understand ! I told her how I felt abt her ...wrote a text to her...i am speechless ....was all she said ......how I Wish u hv been innthe same position that I am right nw u wnt understand.... GOd forbid an extra year I won't ...1st class is my 1st priority...nd she was my second .....bt knw m nt xo sure of the second.
RomanceRe: Advice Pls.....cuse M So Confused by smoby(op): 9:31am On Mar 12, 2016
U guy r right .......I dnt really knw if she eva give a Bleep ........or she's playing hard i can't under stand since m not in girls....I have always been separating my self frm them still now I still can't read my feelings .....u guyz can xo help is all I need right now.....plus advice....
CelebritiesRe: Akpororo's Church Outfit In This Hot Weather (Photos) by smoby(m): 3:23pm On Feb 28, 2016
See as he they smile like person wey dey do amala advert....
RomanceRe: Advice Pls.....cuse M So Confused by smoby(op): 3:40pm On Feb 27, 2016
Thnks all
RomanceAdvice Pls.....cuse M So Confused by smoby(op):
......meet her three days after I got my admission in the university's that is the first day I fell in love again after 4years of keeping my self away frm the opposite sex because of my first heart-br ak, so since then I have been avoiding,girls even the ones that still give me the green light .I mean I have always thought that if I enter the university I will always face my studies which I am bt this happened all if al of a sudden ,I mean I felt love once again ,she was the first friend that I made ,I know it the first year and the department I am is not what u play with....(industrial physics) .....nd m a kind of shy guy I dnt usually stay around fmale and since then we have been close ,I mean I love her xo much ,I knw say 1st class no be garri bt before I entered the university I have made my mind nd place my goal high .....
Bt I am very in love with her ,at least u have been in that kind of situation u should knw what m talking abt m xo much in love after 4yrs how can I achive my goals ....bt mind u I dnt womanize m a kind of guy that give his HRT to only one girl .I am even afraid to kiss her ,can u imagine ?......."lol ...I just don't wnt to lose or hurt her because to me she a princess.......we have even been together in her room .......hummmm ? (nigeria people its NT what u think...ooooo,nd no we didn't ) I just lay beside her just touching and playing with her hair while she was playing with her phone .....she is the most sweetest things I have Ever seen....I wnt to tell her how much she means to me how should I go abt it ?I mean how can I kill two birds with one stone ?........pls be reasonable no insult pls.....
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke, Ex-Agege Breadseller To Feature On CNN by smoby(m): 5:46pm On Feb 10, 2016
Pls GOD let me enter into my destined to be either by mistake or ur wish in Jesus name I pray. Amen.
RomanceRe: Married Woman Stuck With Her Lover In Enugu Hours After Sex by smoby(m):
***** in old Yoruba woman voice ******

Ehynnn Sabi Mo su fu yin

CrimeRe: Yewande Fatoki The Husband Killer (her Pictures At The Scene Of Crime). by smoby(m): 10:16am On Feb 10, 2016
Winch on the loose......
CelebritiesRe: Tekno Flaunts Girl Friend On Instagram by smoby(m): 9:25am On Feb 10, 2016
Them still dey flaunts girlfriend again..... undecided


If yes then I guess other girls go be like ? grin

HealthRe: Doctors Shut Down Hospitals In Imo State Over Police Brutality by smoby(m): 8:34am On Feb 10, 2016
That moment when u r on top of a girl and suddenly got stuck ......letter called the hospital and someone told u all doctors r on strike....grin and you be like.....

CelebritiesRe: Munachi Uzoma Sues Ibinabo Fiberesima For Cheating by smoby(m): 3:53pm On Feb 05, 2016
watin come consign me ......watching penguin of Madagascar..... If them like make them carry themselves go chruch na them sabi
CelebritiesRe: Niyola Fires Back At Fan Who Chastised Her For Not Always Looking Like Celebrity by smoby(m): 3:48pm On Feb 05, 2016
Na by force ? Nw this is the kind of woman m sure to marry. tongue
NYSCRe: Corper Impregnated By JSS2 Student In Osun State (Snapshot) by smoby(m): 10:30am On Feb 05, 2016
1st it waz Nigeria will stave 2050 if m correct now this ........tell me watin we no go hear for this life again ?
Foreign AffairsRe: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by smoby(m): 10:06am On Feb 05, 2016
****in old woman voice ***** explain ur self..
PoliticsRe: Nigerians’ll Starve To Death By 2050, If… —presidency by smoby(m): 9:48am On Feb 05, 2016
I knw thAt the only reason he will be saying all this shi*t is not for the good of Nigerians maybe the money they r Stealing ......may be they are not given him his own share. grin ...... Stup*d animals...... MEn!!! I hate politicians.... angry they r all animals ......I dnt even need 3d glasses to see where this animal they drive too.... Arseholes.......I no see waitn no let us make ham for dis country if They all like let them size all the money.....even the bird in skys dnt work bt they all eat day and night.
FoodRe: Man Eating Himself To Death (video) by smoby(m): 7:17pm On Feb 04, 2016
Afrok:
What happened to him killing himself rather than committing suicide? undecided
and his manhood will still live forever grin
FoodRe: Man Eating Himself To Death (video) by smoby(m): 7:13pm On Feb 04, 2016
Op .....u got the description wrong...


Nit eating himself to death


You should have said enjoying him self to death tongue grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cow Shedding Tears After Seeing Knifes They Would Use To Kill Him (photos) by smoby(m): 7:03pm On Feb 04, 2016
U r a heart less human ....... Wey u for leave ham to go ......free .........infact u ar a disgrace to animal-hood ....grin
FashionRe: When Your Barber Has A Degree In Customer Care (photo) by smoby(m): 6:55pm On Feb 04, 2016
Lol ......now this what I may call.........camouflage... grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Confused: Got A Better Paying Job A Month After I Got A Job by smoby(m): 6:45pm On Feb 04, 2016
3x. Paying better hummmmm.......
Dis one is strong
Wait let me ask IFA ....

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PoliticsRe: Defense Academy Reacts To The Video Of Female Army Cadet Beating A Man by smoby(m): 6:18pm On Feb 04, 2016
Me !!! Woman go beat me ? Me!!! Sahi !!! Unless say she senior me .....bt say we be age mate.....kai ....if my hand get hold of ur ni*ple....ur own don finish....grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Parents Threatening To Bury Lazy Teachers In South Africa (Photos) by smoby(m): 11:35pm On Feb 03, 2016
Nothing we no go see again for dis life grin how I Wish say ma nigerian this one happen for naija M sure say even jamb go dey give student automatic pass....
Nairaland GeneralRe: See What A Friend Of Mine Used As Her Dp by smoby(m): 9:27pm On Feb 03, 2016
Copycats..... tongue
CrimeRe: Read How This Wicked Brother Hide's His Sister On A Septic Tank For Four Months by smoby(m): 9:26pm On Feb 03, 2016
Everything for this country BA. Is fake even The storys... huh


The only thing that is real is politicians


And nigerian money laundry.

tongue
Jokes EtcRe: This Garri Must Be Consumed! (pic) by smoby(m): 9:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
That dude is the real deal ....



Man must WAk

Reheating garri since 1990
EducationRe: Photo: Nursery School In Calabar Flogs Parents For Bringing Kids Late To School by smoby(m): 8:55pm On Feb 03, 2016
Craziness everywhere ............ grin

Economy crisis don affect some people brain huh
PoliticsRe: "Iara Oshiomole Files In For A Divorce" - Candy Stallwhat by smoby(m): 7:48pm On Feb 03, 2016
Abi she don find another Dick elsewhere









This bitch bit*h ain't loyal undecided
PoliticsRe: Video: Pat Utomi Boldly Say To Buhari To Keep Quiet If He Has Nothing To Say by smoby(m): 7:35pm On Feb 03, 2016
This people no dey ever dey serious

At least in a month dey must do or say one thing
Wey go make dem dey for news
Na only God knw why him no dey give human
Supernatural power....may be he don see say
Na xo our politicians be... undecided ( bad attitude + bad name) huh Equal to I dnt care if the masses dey eat shit !


Even pastors eyes don open, don all tire.
now no man of God go ask you to pray for nigeria instead dey ask you to
Pray for ur self to. Travel abroad..........Because they all knw that all our politicians are full of shit !!
PoliticsRe: Udom's N1m Gift: Woman Dies During Stampede (photos) by smoby(m): 2:26pm On Feb 03, 2016
Poverty I lay curse on u
Jokes EtcRe: Lawmaker Wears "BOO" Cap To The National Assembly (Photo) by smoby(m): 2:23pm On Feb 03, 2016
Put ''b" in front of the oo
TravelRe: Bristow Helicopter From Port-Harcourt Goes Missing by smoby(m): 1:36pm On Feb 03, 2016
Naija I hail....theeee grin

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