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Romance / Re: It Happening To Me Now Pls Advice Me. (true Life Post) by smoby(m): 4:50pm On Jan 16, 2020
Bro ,bowen air 770 ..I don't want to waste my advice cuz u won't take tham....
Computers / Re: . by smoby(m): 3:48pm On Jan 16, 2020
85k
Science/Technology / M Looking For Dell M4700 Or M4800 Core I5 Or I7 With Quodro K3000m And Above. by smoby(m): 3:35pm On Jan 16, 2020
My wat app number 08167055451.thnks
Technology Market / Re: All 120pieces sold out..Dell E6520, intel Core i5 , 4gb Ram , 500gb Hdd by smoby(m): 3:13pm On Jan 16, 2020
Do h have dell m4700 or m4800 with nvidia quodro k2000 and above
Romance / Re: Closed by smoby(m): 6:39pm On Sep 26, 2019
Some one has fuked already ...
Believe it or not !
Romance / Re: I Lost 8k Just Because My Ex Whom I Trusted Couldn't Keep Her Damn Legs Closed. by smoby(m): 10:45pm On Jan 07, 2019
samysmoothfresh:





trust girls to publicly defend "girls" anytime, anyday even when they are in the wrong but castigate them behing their backs.
Anyways, i didnt reveal this for any one to judge me or anything, i'm only trying to advice y'all to not trust completely cos most people don't deserve it.
This was a girl who asked me out. And you'd think she'll be more than loyal but see......
u guyz make me laugh when u talk of love and trust .....just Bleep them and move to the next nigga
Romance / Re: Why Is it Hard For Virgins To Let Go? by smoby(m): 4:03pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
Compliments of the season everyone
Why is it hard for virgins to let go of there firstlove ,I mean the person who disvirgined them?
Have bein thinking about this for sometime,please share your thoughts.
baby ddddm me promise u will forget him.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Breaks My Heart, What Should I Do? by smoby(m): 3:49pm On Dec 27, 2018
spiSeyi:
On Saturday evening around 8pm, I was in the market when a riot broke out among thugs and traders. It was so deadly that I had to hide my self in a street corner near to the market.
Then I received a call from my girlfriend to buy her food because she was hungry and has nothing to cook, her house is about 4km to the market where the riot broke out. Unfortunately all the traders had packed there goods and there's no other routes to her house than the market square. When I received her call she had the noise nd gun shot, she asked me where I was. I explained the scene and I pray that I will call her back because it was too difficult to hold a phone not to talk of making calls in such scene.
I got home and I called her back as I have promised and told her that I won't be able to bring her the food she requested, because of the riot that was going on every where around my street...
She was annoyed and she stated that she regret calling me nd I have always avoid to come to her house, though I have explained the nature of my job to her and how busy I am as a young server administrator.
Thus, she asked me not to call her again in my life, she has blocked me from her social media accounts.
Our relationship is 4yrs and I have been to doing my best to care for her and I did not cheat on her since we started dating till this moment. Despite all that I discovered about her few months ago that she's in serious relationship with other guy.
Dear bro nd sis kindly advice me and judge me if I am guilty..
lol.........sorry I gat to laugh on this one bro u acted fool while she took advantage of u .so since you have been together no girl has ever looked ur side or u don't care ,


she kept her options open and u keept urs close


well learn from ur mistake .

never u keep ur options close get as many female friends as possible...U never knw were ur luck might be.
Romance / Re: . by smoby(m): 3:38pm On Dec 27, 2018
[quote author=smoby post=74212860]my last relationship was something like that no sex before marriage. unfortunately something leads to another it happened .but before then she told me she was Mary mother of jesu (a virgin) when it happened she was so ashamed ..couldn't even look at me....So brother .....sisters...That was the end .




trust a very comon thing to build
but when it want to crumble ..
everything goes down with.



if a guy agrees to no sex before marriage it either he's getting it somewhere



Or



he masturbates.



believe it or not. all up to u
Romance / Re: . by smoby(m): 3:33pm On Dec 27, 2018
my last relationship was something like that no sex before marriage. unfortunately something leads to another it happened .but before then she told me she was Mary mother of jesu (a virgin) when it happened she was so ashamed ..couldn't even look at me....So brother .....sisters...That was the end .




trust a very comon thing to build
but when it want to crumble ..
everything goes down with
Romance / Re: . by smoby(m): 3:26pm On Dec 27, 2018
MariaLavina:
No sex relationship exist. I know of someone very close who is that type of relationship for two years now. In fact they will be getting married soon. Look for someone who share the same view with you and all will go on smoothly.

Or stay away from relationship until you are ready to get married, its not easy I know but you have to be determined. smiley Believe me no sex relationship has lots of gain.
then on her first night when she find out that the guy has a very big robin d hood she will jump fence
Romance / Re: My Dating Experience When I Was Very Broke (lol) by smoby(m): 11:24pm On Dec 22, 2018
both rich,poor,actors,musicians............has experienced there own share of life ,na money be fine bobo .Hustle first oooo if u no want girl to use u play , if u have money u go select but if money no dey na them go select u.So choose one.

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Family / Re: My Husband Hates To Bathe And Doesn't Flush The Toilet After Use.woman Cries Out by smoby(m): 11:59pm On Dec 15, 2018
that thing wey him mamma dey always beat ham for then him Papa for say leave him alone ,na him be this .
Romance / Re: The Women in This African Country Are The 2nd Highest Consumers Of Online Porn by smoby(m): 11:49pm On Dec 15, 2018
first tym naija was not listed. issa miracle
Romance / Re: Is It True, If A Nigerian Lady Uses Vagina To Swear For A Guy He? by smoby(m): 11:45pm On Dec 15, 2018
asin how I no understand,u mean she go bend down open dry talk toothed pu"sy. I don't understand pls elaborate.
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by smoby(m): 11:36pm On Dec 15, 2018
kokakola:
Anyone interested should drop his email and mention me...
kingwazobi@gmail
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by smoby(m): 11:36pm On Dec 15, 2018
kokakola:
Anyone interested should drop his email and mention me...
I have been looking for it
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Boyfriend. by smoby(m): 11:20pm On Dec 15, 2018
Leendah04:
I am a university graduate who just finished her NYSC program and I'm in need of a boyfriend. I'm currently in search of a job but while at it I'm working part time at a bakery. I've had relationships with men in the past but they have not ended up well, partly because some of the guys I've dated lacked certain traits that I regard as important and they seemed to be more interested in using my body to fulfil their sexual needs that to forge a deep relationship that would grow into marriage. This behavior comes as quite a surprise because although I am attractive I'm also smart and very intellectual and I love engaging in intelligent conversations. I'm not shallow or conceited so I wonder why sex is what most of the guys seem to be interested in when dating me. Another reason my relationships don't work is because some of the guys I date although good looking and caring, aren't very intellectually sound and as driven and motivated as I want.

I have decided to create this account and post this here because I've tried dating sites and they seem to be crawling with Hot men who just want sex. With real life interactions it's difficult to screen men to find the qualities you want you want and it's easier to just list these qualities and allow the men who possess them to find you.

Before I list the qualities I want I'll list mine first:

I'm 21 years old. I'm chocolate skinned. I'm 5ft7. Like I said before I'm a graduate. I've a BSC in medical biochemistry and I'm planning on doing my masters. I don't think my tribe should matter, but I'm Igbo. I love reading, listening to music, cooking, swimming and meeting people. I fall at the middle of the introvert-extrovert spectrum. Sometimes I want to talk to someone and go out and have fun, other times I just want to stay in my room and read or watch YouTube videos all day. I'm a Christian. I'm slim and pretty, and for guys who find this attractive, I have a big chest.

These are the qualities I want in a guy:

You don't have to be too fine, but don't be ugly. Be very intelligent and have an interest in having conversations that cut across a lot of topics. Be at least 2 years older than me. You should be a God fearing christian. You should have a degree and a career. You should be responsible and caring. You should be interested in building a long lasting relationship. Sex shouldn't be all you care about. That's all. If you meet these criteria or know someone who does, send me a message.


oya wait make I finish school we go talk
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle An Irresponsible Girl Like This One by smoby(m): 9:22pm On Dec 13, 2018
op always start with m broke anytime she ask u of something and watch the story unfold

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Phones / Re: Let's Make Airtel Pay For Cheating Nigerians by smoby(m): 2:14pm On Nov 12, 2018
I thought m the only one , imagine my two hundred naira jst vanished jst like that......since then I have not load credit for the fear that dey might subscribe me on how to fu"co weekly service .M just tired bro.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Has Had An Abortion Before? by smoby(m): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2018
Saff:
How will you even know.

Most of you have community joysticks, that produce watery transparent sperm, used and abused and barely functioning properly sticks, yet you have the audacity to judge someone based on their past. Let me not say anything
sister u don do one before ?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Lists All The Things her man must know how to do by smoby(m): 2:06pm On Nov 12, 2018
definitely her man must know how to tie rope around his neck...because I see him owning dept in the future.
Romance / Re: Please Help!!! I'm Having Trust Issues And I Need Everyone To Advise Me. Plssss by smoby(m): 7:00am On Nov 12, 2018
don't stop having it.....careless ......don't go with all ur heart into a relationship hustle for ur money and fuxxk as many as u want ....take this advice ..after it was passed to nd I took it since then I stop having issues in my affairs.


so now my guy take do dsame.
Romance / Re: Yoruba Women Are Not Dirty by smoby(m): 6:51am On Nov 12, 2018
Lucifersticlala:
*4 out of 5 Afonja women are dirty
*9 out of 10 Afonja women detest underwear
*7 out of 10 Afonja women smell of rotten fish
*3 out of 5 Afonja women have a child out of wedlock
*10 out of 10 Afonja wives cheat on their spouse
*10 out of 10 Afonja women are promiscuous
*4 out of 5 Afonja women carry a sexually transmitted infection
*5 out of 5 Afonja women fight publicly
*4 out of 5 Afonja women sleep with men for money (this includes married ones)
*4 out of 5 Afonja women sleep with their superiors at work
*7 out of 10 Afonja wives have slept with their husband's best friend / neighbour / landlord / boss
*10 out of 10 Afonja women of at least 20 years old have had an abortion



The dirtiness of Afonja women's pussy is the reason why 9 out of 10 Afonja babies come out with lapa-lapa on their coneheads.

*spits angry
my last eastern gul have a smelly vaginal ....smelly something like dead mouse ,is the reasons for my break up......I no fit go down there ....it like hell
Romance / Re: Yoruba Women Are Not Dirty by smoby(m): 6:45am On Nov 12, 2018
Oluromantic:
Lol. I've dated an Igbo girl with white pant turned reddish-brown underneath. Its not just to type on NL, I'm sincerely saying the truth.
no lie ,my not yoruba but school in eastern part,u saying the truth.but none of them go gree say the truth say they can wear one pant for three days
Romance / Re: My Thoughts On The I Need A Fuckmate Thread By One Temasi by smoby(m): 6:34am On Nov 12, 2018
it cosign u..? did she mention ur name in her post ? or you Dey feed her ....her life her body....she didn't say it by force ,so put ur month were u stinky shoe is . asswipe
Romance / Re: 'Pretty Girls Don't Like Fine Guys, We Like Ugly Guys Who Dress Nice'- Lady Says by smoby(m): 6:26am On Nov 12, 2018
ebuoyen ?..........
Romance / Re: Please Guys I Need Advice by smoby(m): 11:34pm On Nov 11, 2018
in my any relationship...if I don have sex with any girl once or twice I move onto the next one because the relationship don tier me...sometimes I still wonder how u guys keep a girl for 2yrs








don't blame me I wasn't like this from the start....but menn this girls are evil.

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Romance / Re: ,, by smoby(m): 9:54am On Sep 14, 2017
Maleka1:


Hummm, tnx bro. The fact is that I still love her truely and she has positively changed since then, always trying to make me api bcus I was so hrt broken. I trusted her with my life and love her dearly. I feel so deceived each time I remember the issue bcus I cud bet my life dat she can't do such.
I have forgiven her but I still remember the issue and it brings sadness each time I remember.
u will feel the hurt it normal, the injury has not been healed yet u opening ur hrt again is like deepin ur injury in a boiling water. Dnt use ur emotions or if u get hurt it will be worse not until u feel it safe.
Romance / Re: ,, by smoby(m): 9:23am On Sep 14, 2017
M kind of having case similar to urs.......it was even are friend that was telling me that she said the love i had for her was true..... True!!! ... Bt latter tori change.... Latter she said a bro in her church said this said that... That she prayed abt it and God showed her he's the one for her.... Guy i let her go... I mean who m i to stop her when she says God showed her... though itz was very tough for me to let go ..... In ur case she's back in my case i don't knw if she will be... Op i knw what ur thinking there is no way u won't abt the romance she had with the guy.... If true she feel she is sorrry forgive her take her back bt to avoid another heart broke....... Dnt involve ur emotions until u are sure it safe.bt if u can't forgive bt let her go.
Romance / Re: What Is Happening To Me? I'm In Love With A 16 Year Old Girl by smoby(m): 2:12am On Sep 13, 2017
Smh...... To those shit heads wey They first throw stone....... I have seen a gul of sixteen as in last year bt now dating sm1 of if m not mistaking more than a more more mature guy than her.....

.........
..........



Those runz gul sleepn with more older men how old did u think They are......

Smh....... Again for u people
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If I Slap Your Mother (pics) by smoby(m): 1:53am On Sep 13, 2017
I will kill you then run away with your dead body...

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