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Hope he will be better than keshi ... That's if this gist is true...

Nice post... must add one thing though, once u hit your stride try not to reduce your efforts... the hardest part of reading is at the beginning and after that once you make it a habit all will work well...
......inertia and momentum comes to mind.....

Quick question, how much is the pay and is it going to be higher than what your man is earning If the answer is yes then that may explain their animosity. For me I think u should take the job and forget what anyone thinks...

Pics pls

Nice one , but what about the specs, for me that's the most important aspect... The specs and the price...

Hi Bro, I got 55 k for the home theatre ... can we strike a deal?

I vote for Twaci. .. cc NLjega

Twaci cc NLjega... do the needful...
BTW any prize dey for this thingy?

Twaci cc NLjega... do the needful...
BTW any prize dey for this thingy?

What's the serial no of the home theatre? Any pics of it... I'm interested

No pics... Let your prospective customers see what they r buying

Is the delivery part of the cost? Or is there another price for delivery.

Hmm. ... morals of this gist is that you should always wear a condom when u wanna get busy.... like if u agree and share if you don't ...

Caseless:
I can't wait for may 29th to get this clueless man off my head.

Hmmm, why don't you just cut it off

Is it still available?

thank you op, this post was meant for me...

Self defense perhaps

Kai

Psalmwise:
There as been lot of topics about talking about the females, which are being created by their male counterpart, although this topics carry true facts about the female. Male folks are also guilty of some attitudes which they exhibit and are very annoying. Have been opportuned to view their chat my female friends have with guys(don't say i poke nose nah them show me) especially toasters from bbm whatsapp and 2go chat(when it was still popular)and i become baffled and surprised/embarrassed by the funny and gullible ways some guys chat with babes.
So i decided to fall on the side of the females this time(ah no b woman wrapper oo) and write about how annoying it is when some guys chat with babes.
Below are some annoying things guys do when chatting with a lady

1 I love you
For God sake guys should be smart by now when using this word, some guys are so gullible at times, imagine a guy just chating with a lady for the first time and the next day hez already tellibng the girl i love you, someone you met on fb chat, you ddnt even see her dp sef but you already love her. No mumU girl go believe such(at first), talkless of the smart once.Guys we need to upgrade ooo

2 Using her pix as DP
I shared a girl with a friend on whatsapp after months of disturbing me for babe, when he finally get to start chating with her the first thing he does is to use her pix as DP the next day(4 him mind the babe go trip), when he told me the girl block him for my mind i was like dis guy mumu sha Even though we all know that our aim for chatting with the unknown babe is to later toast her, we don't need to show it openly at first. First impression last long. Babe wey you no know maybe nah ogbanje or winsh u dn use am do dp....It pisses a girl off, only an immature brained guy would do such. Guys lets check mate that.

3. Can we meet
Ahnahn bros you just added her on bbm yestaday and by the third day you already telling her you will like to meet her(nah u be are manager abi), you are in abuja she is in lagos, make she jump cum abi..., atleast act mature and wait for a week atleast, she is not a runsgirl nah(even if she is she go get sense small). I even saw one that told the girl to come to his house, bros your hpuse nah House of assembly....although i know some gullible babes would come(oloshos/runsbabe). Guys if you sense she's a smart and decent babe and you one nail no bring up that topic atleast not yet.

4. Asking for number
A guy meets a girl for the first time on bbm, after chatting for like a 3days even with the poor response from the babe and he's dry pick up lines he would still be asking for number with courage(Give me your number). Nah you buy phone for am ni.
Bros slow down nah, atleast you go do small forming nah, don't let the babe see you as a desperate dude. Atleast after a week, then you can ask stylishly don't be direct and then she fit give you(thats if you were able to impress her with your chat) and if she no give no ask am again just lock up, you go ask am later.
5. I want to marry you
Have been reading this alot, you don't know her you just stole her number from a friends phone yet you want to marry her. Guys i fear una ooo, one day you will propose to a fish.

6 Faulty Startup
This one has always been most guys problem,but not all, you add her on 2go or whatsapp(nah your friend carry am give you with the warning that you shouldnt mention he's name) she now ask you how she got your number, because you don't want to implicate your frend you now reply by saying;i dreamt of it, abi you saw it in the sky, or she should not worry how you got. she replies owk. The next thing for you is to start telling her ow beautiful she he's, how you like her shape blabla.....Bros she go block or ignore you..., Not all babes have time for shit.

....Hmm seems those are the ones are i know about for now..., you peeps can add yours

Abeg no bashing



#Psalmwise THEJOLLYGOODFELLOW#

Only relevant when you don't have money...

2undexy:
Below are seven dangerous act to avoid after a meal.

1. Don't smoke.
Experiments from experts shows that smoking a ciggarette after meal is equivalent to smoking ten ciggrettes. (chances of cancer is higher).

2. Don't eat fruits immediately.
Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore, take fruits 1-2 hours after meal or 1 hour before meal.

3. Don't drink tea.
Because tea leaves contains a high content of acid. The substance will cause the protein contents in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

4. Don't loosen your belt.
Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted and blocked. It's better to do that before eating or don't do it at all.

5. Don't bathe.
Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hand, legs and body, thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This could weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

6. Don't walk about.
People always say that after meal, walk a hundred steps and you will live till you become 99 years of age. In actual fact, this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

7. Don't sleep immediately.
The food we intake will not b able to digest properly. Thus will to gastric and infection in our intestine.

Rubbish!!! No scientific basis... amazing this poo hit front page.

This is serz

What's your price on the ipad mini bro

Where's your location Bro and does it have any fault?

Lol, oldest trick in the book... story for the gods

Price

Price bro

Sad story... Rip