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AdvertsRe: Get Twitter and Instagram Followers For Your Business by smoothvee(m): 2:53am On Aug 24, 2016
Hey man....i want a twitter account with large following..whats it gonna b
WebmastersRe: Blog Content Writer Available by smoothvee(m): 11:00pm On Aug 21, 2016
freetalk2:
It is a beautiful Sunday. I can already feel good things happening in your favour.. Thanks for checking out my post.
God bless you.
If my number is busy, please call again.
Michael
How do u charge bruh
WebmastersRe: 2 Adsense Accounts For Sale by smoothvee(m): 11:33am On Aug 19, 2016
Opistorincos:
There's no difference per se, the only difference is the mode of withdrawal
E go well... so whats yr price like
WebmastersRe: Where Is Your TRAFFIC Coming From. by smoothvee(m): 11:32am On Aug 19, 2016
osile2012:
[size=18pt]I will pay sha, but this exchange rate is something else..[/size]
Happened to me buh mine was like $10 i was just smilin while tears were flowing down my cheeks... lol
WebmastersRe: 2 Adsense Accounts For Sale by smoothvee(m): 11:18am On Aug 19, 2016
Opistorincos:
I have a Nigerian adsense and a us adsense account for sale... If interested, kindly contact me with the number below
What is the difference btwn naija adsense nd normal Us
WebmastersRe: Where Is Your TRAFFIC Coming From. by smoothvee(m): 11:15am On Aug 19, 2016
osile2012:
[size=18pt]Facebook(Highest till i started owing them grin grin grin)
Nairaland(Average)
Google(slow but consistent unless i run ads)
[/size]
Haha ahahahaha i can imagine, facebook doesnt ever forget. They must still collect their money unless u leave the account and run
WebmastersRe: I Want To Buy A Facebook Group 200k + by smoothvee(op): 10:05am On Aug 19, 2016
08065705388 do write my whatsap bro
WebmastersRe: I Want To Buy A Facebook Group 200k + by smoothvee(op): 9:38am On Aug 19, 2016
okikiosibodu:
OP, you think creating your own group won't be a better option?
Yea woulda opted for that bro, but then again i have like 1k+ friends on fb, do you know any way to get so many pple into a group , like say 50k cos their must be a way
WebmastersRe: I Want To Buy A Facebook Group 200k + by smoothvee(op): 9:36am On Aug 19, 2016
Mrsparrow:
hello,Am joy
I do create fb groups for people and I add friends to it depending on the number of members they need.

So how many group members will you be needing?
Said 200k+ buh i know facebook is now not allowing people add up such numbers so which one can u do?
WebmastersI Want To Buy A Facebook Group 200k + by smoothvee(op): 8:20am On Aug 19, 2016
If you can or know who has a facebook group for sale pls holla here. No scaming oo
WebmastersRe: Blog Content Writer Available by smoothvee(m): 8:10pm On Aug 18, 2016
Whats your charge like bruh
WebmastersTwo Urgent Questions I Know Every Blogger Need Answers To by smoothvee(op): 7:31pm On Aug 18, 2016
1) do copying from my blog to post on nairaland hurt my SEO in search ? Since nairaland is way higher in ranking. Would google adsense now see it as copied content when i invite them to my site for approval even though i posted it first on my blog??





2) what is the diffrence between Nigerian adsense account and normal adsense?


Please anyone who knows should fill us in.
WebmastersRe: Top 5 Ways To Make Money With Your Blog Without Adsense by smoothvee(m): 5:46pm On Aug 18, 2016
googlepikins:
Guys don't take the OP serious, until he explain to us the difference between Nigeria Adsense and US Adsense.
That thing dey confuse me eh
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by smoothvee(m): 2:47am On Aug 18, 2016
OnlineMercenary:
We deal in Facebook groups, both custom order and ready made at affordable prices. Kindly check signature to contact us.
Good thing your the one that replied boss. Which of em numbers on your signature do you use for whatsap
CelebritiesRe: Oh Kim!! Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by smoothvee(op): 1:46am On Aug 17, 2016
Zoharariel:
Eiyaaaa! I really feel like crying for Lil' Kim.

Missy89, learn from lil' kim & listen to the golden advice of Chanakya. cheesy

“There is no austerity equal to a balanced mind, and there is no happiness equal to contentment; there is no disease like covetousness, and no virtue like mercy”

1 of my best Lil' kim's song is “How Many Licks feat. Sisqo”. Followed by No Matter What They Say.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhCD9qxlczo&itct=CA4QpDAYASITCKTb_ubixs4CFVZCFgodIbcEBTIHcmVsYXRlZEiziInDyNbZ6hQ%3D&client=mv-google&hl=en&gl=NL


1.) "How Many Licks?" (feat. Sisqo)

[Sisqo]

Hold up

So what you're saying is, oh

(Niggaz got me pissed like Lil' Kim)

You want to get freaky again, aight

A-ooh-ah-ooh

Oh, oh, oh, oh


[Lil' Kim]

I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces, Ah hell I even Bleep with different races

A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh

He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm

Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth

And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh) And he didn't give a fvck (Uh-huh) That's what I liked about him

He ate my pvssy from dark till the mornin, Called his girl up and told her we was bonin

Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend

And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue


[Sisqo]

So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Cause I've got to know)

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Tell me)

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Oh, oh)

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]

This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)

You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline

Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes

Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs

[Moans] Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
[sexual sounds]

Alright nigga, that's enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position

Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard

Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster

Niggaz do anything for a Lil' Kim poster

Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
Up North in the hole, they all wanna know

[Sisqo]

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Tell me, ha)

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Tell me, oh yeah)

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Oh, oh)

How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the? (Oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]

If you drivin in the street, hold on to your seat

Niggaz, grab your meat while I ride the beat

And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya (Shoom!) That's me the Knight Rider

Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap, Lunatics in the street - gotta keep the heat

Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings, Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling

12 A.M. I'm on the way to club, After three bottles I'll be ready to fvck

Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists, Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates

Designer pvssy, my shiiit come in flavors grin

High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper

Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over

Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial



2.) No Matter What They Say - Lil kim



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNVmtIhiRDM
shocked dude u went hard!! Yey"!! Even lyrics..
CelebritiesRe: Oh Kim!! Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by smoothvee(op): 1:42am On Aug 17, 2016
Mafizo:
I will still bang her if given the opportunity
Naija boys and konji

CelebritiesRe: Oh Kim!! Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by smoothvee(op): 8:56pm On Aug 16, 2016
Ekugbeh:
And what was West's response
This is lil 'kim not kim kardershian
CelebritiesRe: Oh Kim!! Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by smoothvee(op): 7:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
Lalasticlala
CelebritiesRe: Oh Kim!! Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by smoothvee(op): 7:26pm On Aug 16, 2016
busijoi1:
Wow!she used to be beautiful
Sure....
CelebritiesRe: Oh Kim!! Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by smoothvee(op): 7:25pm On Aug 16, 2016
Fame333:
She use her money to disfigure her face. Surely money don miss road.
She looks like a malfunctioned toy, buh bae shey u know if you hv that kind money you might start considering
CelebritiesOh Kim!! Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by smoothvee(op): 4:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
Lil 'kim was spotted at lounge nightclub in Hollywood, Carlifornia over the weekend, the surgery has tareally taken a big toll on her face.

Lil 'kim BET why? cry cry

Anyone remember how beautiful this lady was?

RomanceFor The Love Of Entertainment and information by smoothvee(op):
Check out this bbm channel C00278A29

Or see my signature
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Strips On The Streets Of Bangkok, Thailand (photo) by smoothvee(m): 12:17pm On Aug 16, 2016
cry cry

CrimeRe: Woman Caught With Dead Baby In Oshodi, Lagos - PICS by smoothvee(m): 12:14pm On Aug 16, 2016
Oshodi and crime related activities

SportsRe: Dream Team To Dalung: "Stay Away From Us" by smoothvee(m): 12:08pm On Aug 16, 2016
Callmemike:
I am not doing again is no crime oooo! Sports Minister please comply
Your Gtb account and overdraft taking selfie

CelebritiesRe: Davido Having Fun With Usher In Atlanta - ( Pics/vids) by smoothvee(m): 11:58am On Aug 16, 2016
veekid:
Davido and his bodyguard [size=33pt]B.Red[/size] are like arsenal and losing
Arsenal and loosing grin

WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by smoothvee(m): 8:36am On Aug 16, 2016
Please i need a 100k+ facebook group page.. anyone up for sale?
CelebritiesRe: Please My People, Help Me Thank God For Saving My Life From An Accident by smoothvee(m): 12:30pm On Aug 15, 2016
Thank God for life bro.




Did you say the car lost control for some minutes in the bush?? shocked

Ur transport car is just parked in an unsual manner near the main road.

#jahsaveusfromdrunkdrivers
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by smoothvee(m): 5:39pm On Aug 12, 2016
OnlineMercenary:
Nice design and proper site structure, not to leave aside the cool colour combination. You might want to wait a while and add some more unique contents before applying. Wait for three weeks and ensure you have atleast 60 unique posts each of at least 500words.
Thanks baba
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by smoothvee(m): 3:32am On Aug 12, 2016
Bro check out this site.. its 9days old.. waiting for like 50 posts b4 going for adsense ols check.. www.tinygab.com
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by smoothvee(m): 1:52am On Aug 11, 2016
OnlineMercenary:
Thanks for the question, before applying for adsense, here is the checklist.

1. Write High-Quality Content:

The #1 thing you need to do before applying for Google AdSense is to write high-quality content. This is very important thing which you can’t ignore at any cost.

2. Create Privacy Page for Your Blog:

One of the common mistakes that most new bloggers. Even though there are people out there who say that having a privacy policy for a blog doesn’t make sense but they are wrong!
The first thing you will need to apply for Google AdSense and get approval is the privacy policy of your blog or website. If you don’t have it you cannot get approval simple is that.

3. Create About Page:

Like privacy policy, you must have an about page so that you can get approved. This also shows that there is a real person behind the blog.

4. Setup A Contact Us Page:

Create a contact page, if possible add your email that you are going to apply for Google AdSense. If possible do get some professional email address like ammar@allbloggingtips.com and your social profile links too.

5. Verify Your Name and Email:

When you apply don’t forget to put your name and email address in some easily visible area like about and contact pages. It will confirm to Google AdSense team that it is the same person who applied for AdSense and not some spam, crappy bots.

6. Have Some Good Number Of Posts:

What should be the minimum number of posts before applying for Google AdSense? There is no confirmed answer. Just have some good number of posts.

7. Improve Your Blog Design:

As mentioned earlier, you blog design matters a lot. It should be professional and not like a messy photo gallery. A clean, professional and fast-loading design is appreciated by Google.

8. Check Your Content Type:

Be careful with what type of content you are publishing. Because it is something that truly matters.
Here are some common content types that are not accepted by AdSense.

Pornography/Adult materials
Pirated Content
Hacking or Cracking Tutorials
Illegal Drugs/Paraphernalia
Any Other Illegal Stuff


9. Use Top Level Domain:

Google has made changes to their policies. If you have a blog with and the domain is yourblog..com then chances are you will get approved quickly.
But you will not be able to use that on any other domain like .com. You’ll have to submit the request to upgrade your AdSense account.

10. Remove Other Ad Networks:

If you have any other ads placed like Chitika, Infolinks, Clicksor or anything, it’s time to drop them off.
Make your blog free from ads.

11. Check Your Traffic Sources:

Google hates the sites that are getting paid traffic and mostly penalizes them so there is not a damn chance of getting approved by AdSense for a site that is getting paid traffic. You can bring traffic from search engines or any other way you want but if you want to earn via Google AdSense the right way, paid traffic is not a solution.

Hope this helps.
But i read in some places you can pay facebook for sponsored ads with you blogpost.... so its a lie

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