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TravelRe: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by smoothvee(m): 6:36pm On May 08, 2015
orubebe1:
Chaii... I told mysef nxt I comment is when I get ma work visa, bt this "gidigan for me o' undecided
Hahahahahahaa which of them hard for u
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by smoothvee(m): 6:43am On May 08, 2015
Please house i want to ask a candid question, I graduated from theatre arts here in Nigeria, do you think i can use the certificate to get a job(atleast half nice) in dubai that is not security? And do the pay to people with cert. Different from the people without cert.

N:b- a friend of mine said he workin as a security and is paid 4,500 dhs how true...? God bless
NYSCRe: Abuja Batch A 2015 Stream 2 Let's Meet Here by smoothvee(op): 12:30pm On Apr 30, 2015
aylannister:
Name: Ay
School: university of lagos
Abj stream 2Name: Ay
School: university of lagos
Abj stream 2
Name: Ay
School: university of lagos
Abj stream 2
Welcome bro.. Lets keep it growing
NYSCAbuja Batch A 2015 Stream 2 Let's Meet Here by smoothvee(op): 11:09pm On Apr 29, 2015
I think its better we separate the stream one from 2 cos we going in different times.. So pls the 2nd streamers for FcT abuja introduce ya selfs.. I start..

Name: Valentine
School: nnamdi azikiwe University
State deployed: fct-abuja
Stream: 2

Let's build the relationship... Next! grin
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 4:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
Macdove02:
we gather dey. FCT stream II
Omo na so!
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 3:21pm On Apr 29, 2015
FINALLY I LAND FOR ABUJA AFTER WORKING AKWAIBOM I MUST SAY GOD HAS PLANS FOR THE SON OF MAN!! STREAM 2
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 3:16pm On Apr 29, 2015
KrystalRuby:
Wow, I just checked mine now. Jesus is great. I got Abuja FCT. Nysc thank u o
I was posted to abj too ryt nw.. Add up dear 741CC5F7
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 3:07pm On Apr 29, 2015
No jokes.. Make una check una dash board its out... Seen mine
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 3:02pm On Apr 29, 2015
arceleeleo:
follow dos link on us fine and u will see portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/Print
Jesus christ! Guy na jokr b dat? How dem take know say na Me! D tin just download d pdf file nd my info dey der... I don see mine oo but i neva believe.. Make una try dis link above shocked
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 2:57pm On Apr 29, 2015
Make i finally do introduction... Yall can call me shugar!
Finished from unizik (nnamdi azikiwe University)
Course: Theatre arts

K i don finish.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 2:47pm On Apr 29, 2015
arceleeleo:
I swear by d creator of heaven and earth I have seen my call up letter.... walahi
Guy swearing with God? U better be truthing (if there's any word like that)
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 2:39pm On Apr 29, 2015
tr3plee:
u re sobbing for delta?..smh..do u knw sokoto taraba gombe re in Nigeria?..lol
Hahahahahahaa he dunno!
NYSCRe: NYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 11:43pm On Apr 28, 2015
zakson4real:
In orubebe voice*
No! Noo! Nooo!
Mr NYSC we cannot continue with you! We cannot continue with u! Nooo! We cannot...
You have failed us!
You are highly tribalistic!
You are partial!
You are selective in your posting!
Look at the time! Its 2:30pm and we have not
seen our call up letter.
I know what you are doing! You are shuffling
the names and posting abi?...
I look like orubebe cousin? Hahahahaha carry am go meetam joor
NYSCRe: Y by smoothvee(op): 11:41pm On Apr 28, 2015
jnrbayano:
What will your promise add to me?
Vsgajsgaba avabjsbsbsb if u understand this... Then we talk
NYSCRe: NYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 11:22pm On Apr 28, 2015
Mrval20:
Lol. I thought as much... Goodluck bro, it's all about followin your heart o
Na so... U too bro #Godspeed
NYSCY by smoothvee(op):
Closed
NYSCRe: NYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 11:12pm On Apr 28, 2015
Mrval20:
Yea, Ogun. You nko? Hope your not in the LagosAbujaAkwaIbom bandwagon
Akwaibom.. undecided kai! Abasha... grin na me dey lead the band wagon

NYSCRe: NYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 11:09pm On Apr 28, 2015
sirnoah:
They were so quick 2ask us 2pay 3k and now they can even keep to their stipulated time of delivery...I jst d watch dem wif one eye...corrupt fellows
Mad mad people na him full there... They waste unnecessary time
NYSCRe: NYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 10:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
Mrval20:
Wetin vex me pass be say my parents are also involved in this crazy suspense... Getting all stressed out calling me every five seconds
Na anoda gbege b dat... Hwfar u try influence d posting?
NYSCRe: NYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 10:25pm On Apr 28, 2015
Mrval20:
'Soon' can stand for any time between today and 4th of May.
They should shut up already and send the darn thang!!
I don't care anymore like I used to.
U don bex my guy.. Lol d delay don dey turn ma belle
NYSCRe: NYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 10:25pm On Apr 28, 2015
larrytopsy:
Nice! I saw that too. We shoukd be expecting any time from now
Yup from d way they sounded
NYSCNYSC Apologizes For Delay.. Says The List Is Ready And Sms Will Start Coming In by smoothvee(op): 9:58pm On Apr 28, 2015
Just saw this now now from them twitter page.. See pic after the cut....
So im guessin frm now till moro.

NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 9:15pm On Apr 27, 2015
DrViviSarj:
What if nysc just wan trend for twitter undecided. What if we wake tomorrow, still no letter.
What if no letter even through out dis week.. or month.........or year.. cry
Lol ok.oya baby say d truth... U just smoke oshogbo weed baa? .
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smoothvee(m): 1:45pm On Apr 27, 2015
Say no to #nyscphobia grin
RomanceRe: (photo): I Need Somebody by smoothvee(m): 12:13pm On Apr 27, 2015
whizjay:
I was looking at the O.P's post and smiling....
For like 3 mins....grin

Wait...angry

Why am I smiling? undecided


Guy na oshodi sk abi oshogbo sk?


Den I realised the SK don dey kick..
grin
Jokes EtcManual By Nairalander On How To Get Back At South Africans... Silently.. by smoothvee(op): 12:47pm On Apr 21, 2015
How to steal from Shoprite without
getting caught:
Walk into any Shoprite mall and pick some goods and put
them in the cart or trolley...
Proceed to their "Kiosk" NOT the "Counters" to pay!
When you have paid for the items and they are bagged,
proceed to the exit and on getting to the exit where you
would tender your receipt or teller to be inspected and
torn by the security details at the door...make a "dejected
face" and tell them you forgot something you were
supposed to buy...
They would ask you to drop the nylon bags which
contains the stuff you initially bought (don't argue...just
drop them)
Go back to the shelves and racks and pick the items you
wish to steal...
Now go back to the place you dropped the first items and
take the nylon bags and proceed back to the Kiosk (ensure
that there is a reasonable queue at the kiosks)...
Now when you get there, look around to ensure that no
one is looking at you and peel out the price tags of the
items you wish to steal and bag them with the first
items...
Proceed to the exit of Shoprite and tender the slip or
receipt of the first items you paid for...
The security detail will then collect it and tear it and then
you can take your leave!
HOW IT WORKS....
The price tags on the items are programmed with the
scanner that reads and marks the items which is used in
the counters and kiosks. At the exit doors, there are
sensors which detect when you leave with an item which
has not been scanned. If you pass any of those sensors
with the un-scanned tag on the item, an alarm would go
off and you will be apprehended!
I did it yesterday and successfully stole a WAHL hair
clipper worth 8k, 2 perfumes and some fruits.
Since the useless South Africans stole
from Nigerians violently, let's steal
from them silently till run them down!

Manual by nairalander ( lawanson) on how to get back at South Africans... Silently.. Hahahhahahaaha i swear
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News!!!! Its Going Down In Iraq!, by smoothvee(op): 11:09am On Apr 21, 2015
noobsaibot2:
WETIN BE THE NAME OF THE GRASS YOU INHALE huh
Oshodi sk

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