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RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by smoothvee(m): 2:06am On Apr 02, 2016
Monalisa185:
shocked
As u b Manchester United fan... I luv u like dat. U gallant
PetsRe: Help! My 3 Month Lhasa Apso Does Not Eat. by smoothvee(m): 2:27pm On Apr 01, 2016
iriskiki:
Thank you for your time. Have a blessed day. Good luck with the pregnancy. smiley
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the bleeding will be enough for you to see and her vagina would be some how swollen,they often lick the blood,so be watchful.
Dearie is it a female dog? If it is if it gives birth pls dash me one..really want a lhasso but just moved into a new apartment so im kinda not up to buyin one
PetsHelp, I Need A Female Lahssa Apso by smoothvee(op):
Umm actually I can't seem to get around the bulk of money to buy a lhasa apso puppy, but my love for that breed is unwavering... Please if anyone can give me as a gift i would really appreciate and i owe you a pup when it litres in the future.

I just moved to a new apartment in lagos island hence the lack of funds
NYSCRe: NYSC Corp Member Crys Out....scrape Nysc by smoothvee(op): 8:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
eagleae7:
#ScrapNYSC
I tell you bro, really bullcrap
NYSCNYSC Corp Member Crys Out....scrape Nysc by smoothvee(op): 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2016
He made very important points!!! Personally I second the motion...what do you think.

Every time, you report the demise of corp members either via political violence or medical inEvery time, you report the demise of corp members either via political violence or medical inadequacy or clan clashes, etc.
Don't you have sense?!
Stop using corp members for elections! Stop using them as experiments to treat Ebola victims! There are trained personnels for that!
This is no longer service. It's a set up. A scam.
Scrap this shit called NYSC. The purpose has been defeated.
First, you waste our one year. Then you render us unproductive by deploying us to schools and firms that reduce our IQ level.
You finally pay us peanuts as compensation.
Some of us work on credit as you skip our payment most times. We even have to plead when we miss a CDS (Corpers' Discussion Scheme) just so we can get a clearance for payrolling.
This is an abuse of human right. Nigerian youths are better than this.
Some of us leave school regretting what we studied for 4 years. And when we have the time to put our lives into perspective, you send us to
a remote, networkless village where life is lived backwards.
Spare me the bullshit of how many of us get employment, spouses, and a passion for service and tolerance of culture in those rural areas.
The whites and the pinks have been doing much more than that without a NYSC scheme in their country. People will find spouse anyhow (even if it's a one-year spiritual or military training).
Let me not talk about how much fund is pumped into this scam that could be used for more productive channels. How do you even generate
revenue to run this? Or is all from the government?
Who does that? Financial 'investment' without financial returns? I know those buildings and Secretariat don't generate income. I also know corpers don't give
offerings. Neither do they pay alumni dues.
On the average, a corper earns #217,800 in 11 months. If you so please to spend this money, give the entire money to every graduate when they leave school. It's a more reasonable money to invest than breaking it into bits.
As for the staff who will cry unemployed when the scheme shuts down, you are the one that
encouraged us into SAED (Speeches And Endless Digressions). You should fix yourself. Or better still, join the pensioners' queue.
What do you do for a living? You are a NYSC staff.
What is your job description? I payroll.
Clap for yourself.
In the sight of this economic hardship with the President crying no money, scrap NYSC and have all the money you want. Take #217,800
from over 2million youths per batch, the figure is out of range in my calculator. Do the maths yourself.
I know everybody won't share this view. That's why it's my view. I'm the one seeing it. All eyes are not equal.
Plus, I may be wearing shades.
I hate long posts!
Blame NYSC for this too.
God bless Nigerian's productive youths.plss share to awake more vibrant youths.adequacy or clan clashes, etc.
Don't you have sense?!
Stop using corp members for elections! Stop using them as experiments to treat Ebola victims! There are trained personnels for that!
This is no longer service. It's a set up. A scam.
Scrap this shit called NYSC. The purpose has been defeated.
First, you waste our one year. Then you render us unproductive by deploying us to schools and firms that reduce our IQ level.
You finally pay us peanuts as compensation.
Some of us work on credit as you skip our payment most times. We even have to plead when we miss a CDS (Corpers' Discussion Scheme) just so we can get a clearance for payrolling.
This is an abuse of human right. Nigerian youths are better than this.
Some of us leave school regretting what we studied for 4 years. And when we have the time to put our lives into perspective, you send us to
a remote, networkless village where life is lived backwards.
Spare me the bullshit of how many of us get employment, spouses, and a passion for service and tolerance of culture in those rural areas.
The whites and the pinks have been doing much more than that without a NYSC scheme in their country. People will find spouse anyhow (even if it's a one-year spiritual or military training).
Let me not talk about how much fund is pumped into this scam that could be used for more productive channels. How do you even generate
revenue to run this? Or is all from the government?
Who does that? Financial 'investment' without financial returns? I know those buildings and Secretariat don't generate income. I also know corpers don't give
offerings. Neither do they pay alumni dues.
On the average, a corper earns #217,800 in 11 months. If you so please to spend this money, give the entire money to every graduate when they leave school. It's a more reasonable money to invest than breaking it into bits.
As for the staff who will cry unemployed when the scheme shuts down, you are the one that
encouraged us into SAED (Speeches And Endless Digressions). You should fix yourself. Or better still, join the pensioners' queue.
What do you do for a living? You are a NYSC staff.
What is your job description? I payroll.
Clap for yourself.
In the sight of this economic hardship with the President crying no money, scrap NYSC and have all the money you want. Take #217,800
from over 2million youths per batch, the figure is out of range in my calculator. Do the maths yourself.
I know everybody won't share this view. That's why it's my view. I'm the one seeing it. All eyes are not equal.
Plus, I may be wearing shades.
I hate long posts!
Blame NYSC for this too.
God bless Nigerian's productive youths.plss share to awake more vibrant youths.
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Apologizes To Fan After Failing To Control His Temper by smoothvee(m): 1:44pm On Mar 31, 2016
greatme2good:
They Say look before u lip but most of these celebrities that doesn't know they are some people's role model will not think before taking action.I wonder when they will learn.celebrities always acting frustrated on social media.
In falz voice "some are just road modeh"
PetsRe: Is Dog Breeding That Lucrative? by smoothvee(m): 3:51am On Mar 31, 2016
AntiWailer:
Yes you are right.
Damn i need to get lahssa apso... Na to begin save money..... Kai... How did u find someone to cross your female?
PetsRe: Is Dog Breeding That Lucrative? by smoothvee(m): 3:37am On Mar 31, 2016
AntiWailer:
That is a Lhassa Apso. My kind of dogs

They are awesome.
Baba what is the price i fit get a pup? Gv me estimate
CelebritiesRe: 10 “OMG I Wanna Marry” Pictures Of 2face And Annie Idibia Together (photos) by smoothvee(m): 2:22am On Mar 31, 2016
refiner:
lol!.....ohk!...make I try manage ur face!....buh I no fit manage poor dude sha buh I will help u sha...will try standing by u thru ur hard times!grin.....at least dat was wat Annie did and now look at her!
buh I hope say u are a diligent sombori ootongue
.
Hahahaha my artist name is "Mr Vee diligent" funny enough im an artist buh i no go born like tu baba na only u. Lols. Most ladies hardly stick around....only a yeye man won't recognize

Hun add me on bbm dear...really b nice.
CelebritiesRe: 10 “OMG I Wanna Marry” Pictures Of 2face And Annie Idibia Together (photos) by smoothvee(m): 4:11pm On Mar 30, 2016
refiner:
lol!....if dats u at ur dp....den u arent Finner Dan 2face!...so step up ur game man!....

as for me,am gonna do some plastic surgery to be more beautiful Dan Annie!tongue
yey!! U have given me finishing touch undecided na small money remain to fresh like am oo... No go lie cos na tubaba..... E never reach plastic surgery naa no worry i go love u like that
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifiers: Mancity Writes About Iheanacho by smoothvee(m): 3:28pm On Mar 30, 2016
succyblinks:
Datz bad cry

Sorry buh wah does dah mean cheesy
lol i like u
CelebritiesRe: 10 “OMG I Wanna Marry” Pictures Of 2face And Annie Idibia Together (photos) by smoothvee(m): 2:59pm On Mar 30, 2016
refiner:
oh my!!!!


abeg I won marry....who go marry me?..

you must be richer Dan 2face....wink

av six pack buh u can make it 8 if u don't mind!....wink

u must be way cuter Dan 2face!wink


den I will be all urs!cheesy
okay oo no wahala, i wee marry u cos i fine pass tuface.. (I dey find money shaa) buh u gats fine pass annie!!
CelebritiesRe: 10 “OMG I Wanna Marry” Pictures Of 2face And Annie Idibia Together (photos) by smoothvee(m): 2:52pm On Mar 30, 2016
Evyivy:
OMG! Now I want to marry" Abegi undecided
oya come on baby lets do this
FashionFemale Video Vixen Model Needed Urgently by smoothvee(op): 12:22pm On Jan 19, 2016
A video shoot is coming up in a weeks time and we need just one main model for the video, and if you are based in Akwaibom or calabar the better because the shoot is taking place in Akwaibom.....so if you're good looking enough or know someone please let this reach them. You can contact ans SEND IN YOUR PICS TO: officialmrvee@gmail.com. Or bbm: 568FDE88. Terms and conditions apply.
Music/RadioMain female Model Urgently Needed For A Video Shoot by smoothvee(op):
A video shoot is coming up in a weeks time and we need just one main model for the video, and if you are based in Akwaibom or calabar the better because the shoot is taking place in Akwaibom.....so if you're good looking enough or know someone please let this reach them. You can contact ans SEND IN YOUR PICS TO: officialmrvee@gmail.com. Or bbm: 568FDE88. Terms and conditions apply.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My Real Life People Cartoon Portfolio by smoothvee(op): 3:34pm On Oct 30, 2015
Ch1z0:
If these are truly your first then it's not bad.
But don't do these in future.

Strive to get better.

They re really nice for a beginner. Really nice.

Buh I hope you don't plan on being a beginner for too long
guess you can say we got better bro

Music/Radiokucheza(come and play) new smash clubhit from Mr Vee by smoothvee(op):
Artist- Mr Vee

Song- Kucheza (come and play)

Genre- dancehall/clubhit/dancestyle

Duration- 3:58 mins

This particular vibe has a South African feel to it, Kucheza means come and play/dance in swahili and trust me this is gonna turn up as a favorite in your playlist. Mr Vee aka Shugar ain't playing with this. My people please do comment on how u feel about the record. God bless below https://my.notjustok.com/track/37214/mr-vee-kucheza-come-and-play


http://naijafy.com/webtrack/32549-mr-vee-kucheza-come-and-play

CC: lalasticlala , ishilove

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Life-like Human Cartoons My Portfolio by smoothvee(op): 1:56am On Oct 23, 2015
Archmage:
where is the animation? nothing is animated here Bro.
Look again bro
Art, Graphics & VideoLife-like Human Cartoons My Portfolio by smoothvee(op):
I took the time out to create and replicate humans into animations or cartoons,because some of us do wonder most times what we would look like as cartoons etc. 08065705388 568FDE88

Music/RadioBeats By Dre!!! by smoothvee(op): 1:13am On Oct 08, 2015
if you know where i can get original please lemme know sharply, im in abuja
PhonesAnyone Know Where To Buy Beat By Dre Solo 2 by smoothvee(op): 1:07am On Oct 08, 2015
if you know where i can get original please lemme know sharply, im in abuja
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My Real Life People Cartoon Portfolio by smoothvee(op): 12:24am On Aug 25, 2015
SlimHighBeeKay:
Great...Please Corel Draw Or Photoshop
Photoshop
RomanceRe: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by smoothvee(m): 11:57pm On Aug 23, 2015
Contact: graphixvee@gmail.com
568FDE88

Music/RadioRe: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by smoothvee(m): 11:54pm On Aug 23, 2015
For artists that wana cartoon their album/song art with the design
Contact: graphixvee@gmail.com
568FDE88

Art, Graphics & VideoMy Real Life People Cartoon Portfolio by smoothvee(op): 11:49pm On Aug 23, 2015
These are the first two cartoons i just designed for my clients .... What do you think about them

Contact. Graphixvee@gmail.com
568FDE88

Art, Graphics & VideoCartoonize Yourself! Can Use It As A Gift To Others Too(bf,gf,mum)etc by smoothvee(op):
Some of my ongoing works.....i will try as much as possible to charge you for less.

Music artistes- can still use it for album art etc.Cartoonize Yourself! Can Use It As A Gift To Others Too(bf,gf,mum)etc

08065705388
568FDE88

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Get A Cartoon Image Version Of Yourselve Or Someone You Care About Now!! by smoothvee(op): 2:09am On Aug 06, 2015
Samples

Art, Graphics & VideoGet A Cartoon Image Version Of Yourselve Or Someone You Care About Now!! by smoothvee(op): 1:56am On Aug 06, 2015
Some of us keep seeing famous movie characters been put into cartoon forms and we admire this...though its requires hardwork and dedication (rare to get) buh its fun to see ourselves in another light. Let me do this for you
Holla on bbm 568FDE88
Or whatsapp if u do need one:08065705388

Can be for you or a surprise for mumsy,pops,girlfriend or bf any.. Holla lets roll. Could b a gift.

PhonesRe: c by smoothvee(op): 10:55pm On Jul 15, 2015
ibotjaycob:
75k.
. Tnx bro ,if I negotiate wit them I no fit getam 70?

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