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TravelRe: Does U.S. Accept Nigerian WAEC Certificate? by SMSguru(op): 10:01am On Jun 20, 2016
What about work? Can one secure a job with it?
TravelDoes U.S. Accept Nigerian WAEC Certificate? by SMSguru(op): 9:24am On Jun 20, 2016
Hi Nlders, my younger brother would be traveling to the U.S. However, he has only WAEC certificate. Is it acceptable in the U.S. for work or further studies?
CelebritiesRe: ‘Being A Feminist Is Denying Many Women Of Having A Husband' - OAP Freeze by SMSguru(m): 10:13am On Jun 19, 2016
This kind of issue makes me SCARED of having anything to do with getting married. Now, I feel like staying away from women for good.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan, Reminisce Block Guy For Making Fun Of Them by SMSguru(m): 11:57am On Feb 27, 2016
As far as I'm concerned, the guy deserves to be blocked.

Or are you telling me that the "block" function should no longer be used by celebs?

After all, they are flesh and blood like anyone else. They can vote and be voted for.

They can be annoying and get annoyed.
They can block and be blocked.
InvestmentRe: Distributors For Our CBT Software Needed Nationwide by SMSguru(m): 12:01pm On Feb 26, 2016
Kingshiloh2010@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu: Enough Of The Blame Game And Paranoia Of Buhari’s Cabinet by SMSguru(m): 12:36pm On Feb 23, 2016
This government is as self-destructive as the past government. The only difference is the party name.

The same clueless people. I'm not partisan but the "change soup" is fast becoming tasteless.

The government is made up of actors and actresses - no body seems real. We need real people ready to face reality.

This is Nigeria not Nollywood neither is it Super Story.
Jokes EtcRe: Couple Of Days To Valentine & your guy did this to you.(hillarious photo) by SMSguru(m): 10:37am On Feb 12, 2016
The girl be like small stone for the guy, the big stone for the little tiny bi*ch, sorry witch, oh sorry babe. grin grin grin

Enough is enough!
Jokes EtcWhen The Devil Cries Because You Lie More Than He Does by SMSguru(op): 9:55am On Feb 12, 2016
see this man pikin huh

PoliticsRe: I Have A Very Surprising Confession To Make. In Fact, It Is Incredible! by SMSguru(m): 11:02am On Feb 11, 2016
Are you the one on your DP? Is that your kid? Is that your house or home?

If yes, then you should always be thankful to the man that did the "taken".
PoliticsRe: Aso Rock Security Operatives Grumble Over Unpaid Allowances by SMSguru(m): 10:33am On Feb 11, 2016
No country plays politics with an issue as sensitive as presidential security. This government should be wise enough to know this is not heaven.

Well, thank God I'm not a politician neither am I an Aso Rock resident.

#WeNeedPrayersNow
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Seeks Secret Trial For Nnamdi Kanu. by SMSguru(m): 10:42am On Feb 10, 2016
Okijajuju1:
Secret Trial.. PUBLIC EXECUTION angry


Preferred Location for EXECUTION:: Head Bridge, Onitsha, Anambra State.


Preferred Mode of Execution:: Hang him from one of the beams of the Bridge, then beat him with sticks and batons like a Pinata until he stops wriggling. Then cut him down, resuscitate him and start all over again until he dies.

Preferred Mode of Corpse Disposal:: Set his corpse on fire at Upper Iweka By-pass and make sure it burns to ashes and the ashes are mixed with poultry feed and used to feed Pigeons in Anambra State Zoo.
When people like you talk, I wonder how old they really are.

I hope you know you are talking about someone's son, husband and father.

He who lives in a glass house should never throw stones.

Oh God please bless those that deserve to be blessed.
RomanceRe: If You Propose And She Says 'No', Is The Relationship Over? by SMSguru(m): 10:37pm On Feb 09, 2016
I will never blame any girl for saying NO to a marriage proposal. Why? A boyfriend is not a husband.

No man(including woman) tries to build a house without sitting down first to count the cost.
RomanceRe: If You Propose And She Says 'No', Is The Relationship Over? by SMSguru(m): 4:44pm On Feb 09, 2016
Even God says "no" to our prayers sometimes depending on some factors such as:
1.Timing
2.Mood
3.Motive
4.Environment
5.Priorities

Marriage proposal is as good as a prayer. You have to expect any of the 3 answers: YES, NO or WAIT. And any of the answers depend on the 5 factors listed above.

Find out whether the NO means "WAIT I'm not ready yet" or "I don't want to marry you".

A broken courtship is far better than a broken marriage.


I hope I spoke to mature minds.
RomanceRe: A Girl's View Of Payback. What Do You Think?! by SMSguru(m): 11:09pm On Feb 08, 2016
You guys keep talking about feelings as if love is all about feelings.

Come on, Love is more than feelings.

BTW, guys and girls don't feel same way. Is there any instrument for measuring one's feelings?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 3) On 6th February 2016 by SMSguru(m): 9:55pm On Feb 06, 2016
Leicester city is just a graphic example of what the good book says,
"It's not by power nor by might..."
"Many trust in chariots... Many trust in horses..."

Leicester city is doing very well because they are not playing under any pressure.

Their teamwork and confidence are extraordinary.

Up Leicester city!
SportsRe: Wonder Manager Breaks The Internet by SMSguru(m): 9:02am On Feb 03, 2016
He is not better than Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelloti, etc.

Show me his CV if you think I'm wrong.
SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 1:32pm On Feb 02, 2016
Churchillsaug:
Scam alart
Least of my worries.
SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 12:35pm On Feb 02, 2016
ralph4madrid:
my email ralph4madrid@yahoo.com thanks bro
Promo copy is gone.

Add me on WhatsApp if you want the original copy: 08036867296.
SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 11:40am On Feb 02, 2016
Promo copies sent.

Full original copy to be out tomorrow.

If you need it, add me on WhatsApp indicating your interest: 08036867296.

Thanks.
SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 9:19am On Feb 02, 2016
gentle136:
davidgentle78@gmail.com 08149330789
You're late but let's see what happens.

Please no more promo copy.

Thanks.
SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 8:56am On Feb 02, 2016
All the slots taken.

Expect your promo copy within 24 hours.

Thanks.
SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 10:08pm On Feb 01, 2016
Tunagy:
tunagyonline@gmail.com
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SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 8:04pm On Feb 01, 2016
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SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 8:02pm On Feb 01, 2016
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SportsRe: Bet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 6:59pm On Feb 01, 2016
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SportsBet9ja VFL: The Winning Formula Finally Revealed by SMSguru(op): 6:54pm On Feb 01, 2016
Dear Nairaland punters,

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I will hit you with the tricks back to back within the next 72 hours.

Watch out!
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Dutch Lawyers File Complaint Against Buhari At The Hague - Reuters by SMSguru(m): 9:06am On Jan 30, 2016
I have seen people die but I'm yet to see genuine dreams and visions die.

You, you and you know what I'm talking about.

A fool has said in his heart there is no God. A wise man knows there is God.

God is watching all of us including PMB.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Nnamdi Kanu At The Court Today by SMSguru(m): 5:39pm On Jan 25, 2016
All of us should pray for this government to receive common sense if sense is common at all.

This is 2016 not 1985.

The handwriting on the wall is not looking good at all.

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