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InvestmentRe: The Safest Strategy In Football Betting Investment ;joining Is Free by SMSguru(m): 12:07pm On Jan 21, 2016
08036867296
PoliticsRe: Saraki Has Removed APC From His Official Twitter Handle(photo) by SMSguru(m): 10:35am On Sep 20, 2015
justmenoni:
grin grin grin >

You forgot that if u are a corrupt politician just join APC and u are automatically an Angel




quote author=TonyeBarcanista post=38183737]All Prominent Criminals (APC)
The proper name is Political Metamorphosis. grin
PoliticsRe: Saraki Has Removed APC From His Official Twitter Handle(photo) by SMSguru(m): 10:09am On Sep 20, 2015
Please how far are APC chieftains and their subjects trying to go with this?

I hope this internal war will not last for 4 years.

He that lives in a glass house should not throw stones.

Just a piece of advice.
SportsBet9ja In Port Harcourt by SMSguru(op): 9:56am On Sep 20, 2015
Dear Nairalanders,

Please is anybody aware of any bet9ja shop in Port Harcourt?

Thanks.
SportsRe: During My Playing Days, I Used Juju – Taribo by SMSguru(m): 9:54am On Sep 20, 2015
All I have to say:

Story for the gods...
AdvertsRe: Interest Free Loan Without Collateral For All by SMSguru(m): 6:08pm On Aug 31, 2015
newdawn09:
Hi all, I have replied you, check your email.
Except me @ kingshiloh2010@gmail.com

Thanks.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by SMSguru(m): 5:06pm On Aug 06, 2015
08036867296.

Bet9ja Computer Engineer in Onitsha Anambra State, was in Asaba Delta State before the transfer.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by SMSguru(m): 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2015
Tomorrow 7th Aug. I am very excited coz God has been truly faithful despite my unfaithfulness and shortcomings.

All roads lead to Onitsha City... Anambra State...
BusinessRe: Onitsha Markets Closed For Today: No Business, Why? by SMSguru(op): 5:04pm On Jun 27, 2015
I don't know who will suffer but I know who is doing the wrong thing if the rumour is really true.
BusinessRe: Onitsha Markets Closed For Today: No Business, Why? by SMSguru(op): 12:40pm On Jun 27, 2015
Please we don't need them in the east here.
BusinessOnitsha Markets Closed For Today: No Business, Why? by SMSguru(op): 11:35am On Jun 27, 2015
The news reaching me says that all markets in Onitsha, Anambra State are under lock and key.

Why? I don't know. Does anybody have a reason for the closure of the markets?
WebmastersWANTED: I Need A Professional Web Designer by SMSguru(op): 5:23pm On Jun 07, 2015
I want to compete with sites like Jumia and OLX. So, I need a professional webmaster who can design a good e-commerce site for me ASAP.

Just tell me your price and show me samples of sites you have done in the past.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari’s Inauguration Wristwatch Cost £34,500 (N10, 453,000)-BreakingTimes by SMSguru(m): 6:27pm On Jun 01, 2015
I have always said this to those who care to listen, think and understand:

Goodluck might not be good but Buhari, IMHO, is not a better option.
AdvertsRe: REDACTED by SMSguru(m): 10:26am On Feb 19, 2015
You have not answered the second question.

Meanwhile, I can get you a buyer since it's far from Asaba. So, how much would you pay me if I get you a buyer?

My number is 08036867296.
AdvertsRe: REDACTED by SMSguru(m): 4:07pm On Feb 18, 2015
Besides, if the shop is in Asaba, you can leave it under my care. Trust me, you will not regret it.
AdvertsRe: REDACTED by SMSguru(m): 4:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
Where in Delta State?

Which betting company have you been using?
CelebritiesRe: Meet Annie Idibia, Elder Brother ( Photo ) by SMSguru(m): 10:32am On Feb 18, 2015
zaragal:
God give me a man lyk dis.
Tell me you're not serious.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Were In My Shoes, What Would You Do? by SMSguru(op): 10:26am On Feb 18, 2015
pinkycute:
You again @Op, thank God you finally have a girlfriend grin I wish you well wink
You refused to be my Val, so what do you expect? cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneIf You Were In My Shoes, What Would You Do? by SMSguru(op): 10:21am On Feb 17, 2015
Hello Romancelanders,

I was pissed off last week because I couldn't find a pretty girl to relate with in Asaba. Suddenly, providence provided me with a pretty damsel staying very close to my office just 24 hours before Valentine's Day. Bum! The next minute, the girl told me she wants to know my house the next day being Valentin's Day. At first, I was scared but as a man I summoned courage.

But what threw me off-balance is the fact that after I agreed to take her to my house on Valentine's Day she asked me to buy her a dual-sim-screen-touch phone as Valentine's Day gift and it must be bought that day.

Wait a minute! Is she not asking for too much already? Is she not in a hurry to grab whatever she can from me and elope.

I'm a bit confused. Seriously, I smell rat!

Please what do you think I should do?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ........ by SMSguru(m): 1:17pm On Feb 12, 2015
E-mail sent
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Serious Man Ready To Settle Down For Affair Leading To Marriage by SMSguru(m): 5:11pm On Feb 09, 2015
Enjoyment1:
I am a working class Christian lady looking for a serious guy beween the age of 35 and 38 for a serious relationship that would lead to marriage. I want to beg, I am ready for marriage, so any play boy should look elsewhere. I have my own work, and not going to be a liability to any man. All I want is a serious man, who have the fear of GOD ALMIGHTY.
If interested, please call 08172929726...
Distance is a problem because I think you stay in Lagos while I stay in Delta.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Single Dad For A Relationship by SMSguru(m): 2:26pm On Feb 09, 2015
chiomzy25:
I seriously need a single dad for a relationship.
AVAILABLE! Check your PM.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Deltans Meet Here! by SMSguru(m): 12:02pm On Feb 09, 2015
Jahniece:
Jane by name- bbm pin is 7e235d05. Only cool friends nd conversationalists
Hi Jahniece, how are you doing? Please how else can I meet you apart from bbm? My phone number is 08036867296.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 11:56am On Feb 09, 2015
auntymi:
Konji nA bastArd
I saw your profile pix. You are such a pretty damsel. cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by SMSguru(m): 11:51am On Feb 09, 2015
Ctemi:
Aug 5th
Why couldn't you wait for just next 48 hours? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by SMSguru(m): 7:34pm On Feb 05, 2015
08036867296

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by SMSguru(m): 2:00pm On Feb 05, 2015
The Special One

7th Aug - 07 of 08
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 12:17pm On Feb 05, 2015
So, it's now proven beyond all reasonable and "unreasonable" doubts that no pretty girl lives in Asaba. lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 6:28pm On Feb 04, 2015
wiggle:
Pls I'm looking for a decent accommodation in Asaba.. A self con ur help is deeply appreciated
Call me on this line 08036867296
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 6:03pm On Feb 04, 2015
pinkycute:
Never mind undecided I live around you wink


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The last time I checked, I can't find you around me. Please show up.

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