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I don't know how it would happen but the Spirit in me tells me that this "underrated" Chelsea team, no matter how "unco-ordinated" it seems to be, will beat Benfica tonight and even go ahead to win the Champions League just to prove the bookmakers wrong.

"All things are possible to them that believe."

I have been hearing on Brila FM about this TV Game Show that will soon hit the Nigerian TV but I don't have enough information about how it works, the registration process and so on.

Any ideas?

1:30 pm is the time in Nigeria. Watch it if you can though not on any local TV stattion.

Our bad.

Nigeria 6 Rwanda 0

The brain behind Apple - ipods, iphones, etc is dead. In case you don't know him. His name is Steve Jobs.

You can read more about it here:

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-10-05/us/us_obit-steve-jobs_1_jobs-and-wozniak-iphone-apple-founder?_s=PM:US

My phone asks for "Security Code" each time I put someone else's sim card into my phone.

What do I do?

Where can I download software for my Toshiba Satellite L25-S1194 Sound Driver?

I have unlocked mine but I need the MTN settings such as:

The profile name:
APN:
Access number:
username:
password:

I'm using Toshiba Satellite L25-S1194. The sound driver is no more there after I formatted the system due to registry problem.

Please where can I download the sound driver. I have tried the Toshiba website but I couldn't get the download link.

Cheers.

I'm not surprised at your comments at all but mark my words, "It will happen and none of you mockers will benefit from it though you will all live to witness it.

Noah had the same problem when he was asked by God to build an ark. Prophets such as Elijah and Elisha had the same problem. So, you guys are not the first and will not be the last.

Lips sealed!

Yes, my spiritual father has just spoken during the Jubilee/Passover Night held at Living Faith Church, Canaanland, Ota, Africa.

He made it clear during his message to church faithfuls that God has a divine agenda for this great nation.

He prophesied without mincing words that Nigeria will be named among the World Powers by the year 2020.

I can't wait to see it happen because I'm so sure that it will happen. I'm also so sure that I will be alive, safer, sound and stronger by then.

Papa has spoken! And God has never allowed any of his words to fall to the ground because the scriptures can never be broken.

We are destined for a treble this season.

Up The Billionaires' Club! No one does it better.

Hi Nairalanders,

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All you have to do is to download a free short report that will teach you how to go about it.

Click below to get your copy:

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Please anyone that needs it should bear in mind that I stay in Port Harcourt.

So, if there is no way you can either come or send someone to PH, no deal!

@twinskenny, the price, in case you need binoculars, is N6,500.

MTN Data Card now goes for N6,500. It has been used but it is still working fine.

Call 08036867296 or send email to raymondedeh@yahoo.com if you need it.

Dear Nairalanders,

Please tell us the implications of Mr. President's long absence from office.

One of them is that there is no total leadership.
Another one is that there is lawlessness.

What do you think?

laughable! ;d

Most muslim youths may never go to US again until God-knows-when.
Nigeria may be seen as a terrorist nation.

What do you think?

LOS ANGELES – Once in a blue moon there is one on New Year's Eve. Revelers ringing in 2010 will be treated to a so-called blue moon. According to popular definition, a blue moon is the second full moon in a month. But don't expect it to be blue — the name has nothing to do with the color of our closest celestial neighbor.

A full moon occurred on Dec. 2. It will appear again on Thursday in time for the New Year's countdown.

"If you're in Times Square, you'll see the full moon right above you. It's going to be that brilliant," said Jack Horkheimer, director emeritus of the Miami Space Transit Planetarium and host of a weekly astronomy TV show.

The New Year's Eve blue moon will be visible in the United States, Canada, Europe, South America and Africa. For partygoers in Australia and Asia, the full moon does not show up until New Year's Day, making January a blue moon month for them.

However, the Eastern Hemisphere can celebrate with a partial lunar eclipse on New Year's Eve when part of the moon enters the Earth's shadow. The eclipse will not be visible in the Americas.

A full moon occurs every 29.5 days, and most years have 12. On average, an extra full moon in a month — a blue moon — occurs every 2.5 years. The last time there was a lunar double take was in May 2007. New Year's Eve blue moons are rarer, occurring every 19 years. The last time was in 1990; the next one won't come again until 2028.

Blue moons have no astronomical significance, said Greg Laughlin, an astronomer at the University of California, Santa Cruz.

"`Blue moon' is just a name in the same sense as a `hunter's moon' or a `harvest moon,'" Laughlin said in an e-mail.

The popular definition of blue moon came about after a writer for Sky & Telescope magazine in 1946 misinterpreted the Maine Farmer's Almanac and labeled a blue moon as the second full moon in a month. In fact, the almanac defined a blue moon as the third full moon in a season with four full moons, not the usual three.

Though Sky & Telescope corrected the error decades later, the definition caught on. For purists, however, this New Year's Eve full moon doesn't even qualify as a blue moon. It's just the first full moon of the winter season.

In a tongue-in-cheek essay posted on the magazine's Web site this week, senior contributing editor Kelly Beatty wrote: "If skies are clear when I'm out celebrating, I'll take a peek at that brilliant orb as it rises over the Boston skyline to see if it's an icy shade of blue. Or maybe I'll just howl."

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On the Net:

http://www.miamisci.org/www/eventsplan.html
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Believe me, 2010 will be a beautiful year!

What you bargain for is what you get.

The parents who carried out the balloon boy hoax were sentenced to jail Wednesday and given strict probation conditions that forbid them from earning any money from the spectacle for four years.

Richard Heene was sentenced to 90 days in jail, including 60 days of work release that will let him pursue his job as a construction contractor while serving his time. His wife, Mayumi, was sentenced to 20 days in jail.

Richard Heene choked back tears as he said he was sorry, especially to the rescue workers who chased down false reports that his 6-year-old son had floated away in a balloon on Oct. 15. It was a stunt designed to generate attention for a reality TV show.

"I do want to reiterate that I'm very, very sorry. And I want to apologize to all the rescue workers out there, and the people that got involved in the community. That's it," said Richard Heene, whose wife did not speak at the hearing.

Larimer County District Judge Stephen Schapanski then ordered Heene to begin a 30-day jail term on Jan. 11, delaying the start of the sentence for two weeks so he can spend the holidays with his family. Schapanski allowed Heene to serve the remaining 60 days of his jail term under work release, meaning he can work during the day but spend his nights in jail.

The Heenes' probation will be revoked if they are found to be profiting from any book, TV, movie or other deals related to the stunt.

"This, in simple terms, was an elaborate hoax that was devised by Mr. and Mrs. Heene," the judge said.

The Heenes pleaded guilty to charges that they carried out the balloon hoax, with deals that called for up to 90 days in jail for the husband and 60 days for his wife.

Schapanski ordered Mayumi Heene to serve 20 days in jail after her husband completes his sentence. Her time served is flexible — she can report to jail on 10 weekends, for example — so the children are cared for, the judge said.

Prosecutors asked for the maximum sentence for the husband, saying that a message needs to be sent to promoters who attempt to carry out hoaxes to generate publicity. Chief Deputy District Attorney Andrew Lewis also asked for full restitution to reimburse authorities for the cost of investigating the hoax — an amount that could exceed $50,000.

"People around the world were watching this unfold," he said. "Mr. Heene wasted a lot of manpower and a lot of money in wanting to get himself some publicity."

He added, "Jay Leno said it best when he said, 'This is copycat game.' And people will copycat this event. (The Heenes) need to go to jail so people don't do that."

He portrayed the Heenes as growing increasingly desperate as their pitches for a reality TV show kept getting turned down by networks — and the family fell deeper into a financial hole. Lewis said the Heenes set in motion the balloon hoax in early October as a way to jumpstart the effort and get some attention.

They chose Oct. 15 because the weather was cooperating and the kids were home for school with parent-teacher conferences, allowing the Heenes to report that 6-year-old Falcon had floated away, Lewis said.

Once the parents were brought in for questioning, Richard Heene feigned sleep during the lie-detector test, claiming it was some sort of diabetic episode, Lewis said.

David Lane, Richard Heene's attorney, pleaded for leniency with the judge and said that the couple "have learned a lesson they will never forget for the rest of their lives." He also said that if someone has to go to jail, let it be Richard Heene and not his wife.

"That is his plea. That would be something of a Christmas miracle if that can occur," he said.

The whole revelation is bullshit.

The person behind the revelation is a windbag!

Where has he been all these days?
Sighs and walks away,,,

The reason is because marriage is the next important thing to the Trinity.
So, the first three fingers are for the Trinity. Mind you, the Trinity were involved in the
creation of the first man and woman and in the endorsement of the first ever marriage between
Adam and Eve.

My friend, befriend God 'cos He's got the antidote for every problem.

Bless your heart!

MrCrackles:

Laff goes on jare!

Roforofo:
SMSguru. I repeat stop BEGGING people for money on Nairaland. Nobody will fall for your stupid SCAM.  No be only school you suppose establish for Rukpokwu. You for try establish University, Teacher Training College and Polytechnic . Stop wasting your time as I will keep alerting people to your useless SCAMS. No be only 500,000 you suppose dey ask for, why not ask for 5 billion Naira. As Fela talk, "you be thief, I no be thief, you be rogue, I no be rogue, you dey steal, I no dey steal, you be robber, I no robber, you be armed robber, I no be armed robber, catch am catch am thief thief thief, catch am catch am rogue rogue rogue" . Baba Fela was a great man and everyone in the world and Nigeria knows that so please respect our elder who fought for the masses instead of BEGGING for 500,000 . As Baba 70 talk, second bass jare.

Is begging a scam?
Are there wise scams?
Are there useful scams?
Do you and all Nigerians know Fela as a great man?

Now, I know,

fizofly:
@smsguru, abeg no mind dem boh! just send me your business plan before the week runs out so i can raise the said amount for you as you alo need the money before weekend.

As for your collateral being you passport though you didn't specify whether passport photograph or international passport, dont bother i dont need it 'cus it is a fact which i can also testify to it that people now collect international pasports for their dogs, cats, and even house rats,  just holla me as i will help you out email- magamustchop@onedayfortheowner.com

I know one when I see one,

Fela, the dead, is still your role model, no wonder you talk like someone that breathes with his liver.

I can employ you if you really need a J.O.B.

ifyalways:
You shldnt be here looking for loans.With your attitude,u ought to have had the required capital for your almighty [b]the [/b]school.Wish u well.

I can't stop laughing at some replies and folks herein!

Roforofo:
Ifyalways, as usual thank you for your excellent reply to SMSGuru. Mr SMSGuru and all other potential scammers, stop wasting your time on Nairaland and go and do some honest work instead of placing ridiculous posts on a forum for sharing INFORMATION AND IDEAS. This forum is NOT for BEGGING for money or advertising ridiculous GET-RICH QUICK SCAMS. Mr SMSGuru, you can insult me all you like but I deal with people like you by simply pointing out the truth to others. Talk is cheap as the saying goes. Go and get a job and stop wasting your time posting here asking for 500K. Shikena. My fellow Nairalanders please make una dey shine una eye well well

He that dwelleth in a glass house shalt not throw stones.
I have come to understand that some people use words that they don't know their meaning.
Thanks for calling SMSguru a scammer.

As usual, I can't stop laughing,

Bless your hearts!!

Roforofo:
Please SMSguru let us develop our educational sector. Call me immediately so we can get this money and start lectures. I can also be contacted on 080419419419. More blessings you my brother.

Must I reply to every message? NO.

Are there fools here? YES.

Bless your heart!

Roforofo:
SMSguru I also would like to set up a University in Lagos with 800,000 Naira. Let us combine forces so students from your school can graduate to my university. My phone number is 0044419419419. My email address is 419natoday@shineyoureye.com. Abeg contact me A.S.A.P. My Nigerian passport is also my collateral. Thank you my brother.

Go kiss the toilet seat!

Fhemmmy:
The guy gave u an advice and u just brush it off like that? yet u need help?
Interesting.

I understood every bit of the guy's information. Trust me!

ayodele123:
Pls go to Youth Business Initiative at 29 Moloney street lagos.They do give loans to serious business minded nigerians at 12% interest provided you are in the 18-35 age category and your request is not above N300,000.oo and can provide 2 guarantors.

Thanks Ayodele for the point-blank and helpful link.