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RomanceRe: Which Nlder Would U Love To Be Ur Val....comment For Fun.. by SMSguru(m): 6:01pm On Feb 04, 2015
cutieberie1:
y do u want to keep it a secret na...
'cos girls are dangerous.
RomanceRe: Which Nlder Would U Love To Be Ur Val....comment For Fun.. by SMSguru(m): 5:59pm On Feb 04, 2015
sassychic:
Not telling tongue
Just saw one of your pics, you look fine. Yes, I like what I saw. Or should I say I saw what I like? smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 5:56pm On Feb 04, 2015
pinkycute:
Lolzzzzz cheesy your doctor is damn funny..


But wait oooo Asaba is full wit beautiful ladies and cute guys kiss well, I'll advice you to go clubbing tongue maybe you'll see one fine girl dere ( Who knows )


wink
There you go again. Where exactly do you stay?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2015
PapiDShipCapt:
so doctor go prescribe Pretty girl to ease ur stress? What happened to resting/sleeping or seeing a movie? Okay continue... I believe u. grin
Different strokes for different folks.
RomanceRe: Which Nlder Would U Love To Be Ur Val....comment For Fun.. by SMSguru(m): 5:36pm On Feb 04, 2015
pinkycute
pinkycute
pinkycute

I'm not even sure of who I want. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 5:29pm On Feb 04, 2015
Pinkycute,

I'm dead serious. I need a pretty girl in Asaba in accordance with my doctor's prescription - he told me that it will ease a lot of stress. THOUGH, I don't know how true but I trust my doctor 99%. wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 5:25pm On Feb 04, 2015
None of the above or below
pinkycute:
How huh
Don't tell me, you are V shocked or......... Gay lipsrsealed
grin
.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 5:13pm On Feb 04, 2015
pinkycute:
Really tongue


I guess))) you have a girlfriend before..
I mean, were you live, before relocating to Asaba
Your guess is exactly a wrong one.
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by SMSguru(m): 4:48pm On Feb 04, 2015
ObiOkpor:
U luk beariful.
Nicky cn w roll?
I hope we'll not end up sharing nicky - many guys one gal! wink
Dating And Meet-up ZonePretty Girls Missing In Asaba! Please Help!! by SMSguru(op): 4:37pm On Feb 04, 2015
I just relocated to Asaba last week because I got a job to do there.

I feel bored already because I can't find any pretty girl around.

Please somebody help me find one.
RomanceRe: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by SMSguru(m): 4:28pm On Feb 04, 2015
shocked SEE FINE GUY shocked

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Deltans Meet Here! by SMSguru(m): 6:29pm On Feb 02, 2015
I reside in Asaba Housing Estate but I'm working at Bonsaac Junction along Asaba Express. I need a serious female friend.
Email me here; kingshiloh2010@gmail.com or call/send SMS to 08036867296
ComputersRe: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by SMSguru(m): 2:30pm On Apr 20, 2013
femi4: 64136918
Thanks Femi for the unlocking code.
ComputersRe: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by SMSguru(m): 12:01pm On Apr 19, 2013
Please help me to unlock this new MTN modem.

IMEI 867648010641338
SERIAL NO U9CBYA9270928965
MODEL E303

Thank you very much.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Semifinal Draw At 11am by SMSguru(m): 3:42pm On Apr 13, 2013
ezzy-e:
my guy we r togeda on dis, i wld rada manage a Dortmund than be torn to shreds by a fierce Bayern team!

My God, Bayern has been so brutal and fierce this season, i see no one stopping them not even 2 of my Darling Mourinho and CR7, add zidane, okocha, ronaldo da lima...Bayern Cant Be Stopped!!!
The match may end in penalties. Bayern is a complete team. My body dey shake! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Semifinal Draw At 11am by SMSguru(m): 3:41pm On Apr 13, 2013
boron10: Who is thishuh
A human being cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League/ Europa League Draws by SMSguru(m): 3:30pm On Apr 12, 2013
Chelsea will win this league. I have said it before and I'm saying it again!

Bookmark my words! shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Uefa Europa League 2012/13 Semi-final Draws by SMSguru(op): 11:44am On Apr 12, 2013
Benfica of Portugal Vs Fernabache of Turkey

FC Basel of Switzerland Vs Chelsea FC of England

I look forward to Chelsea-Benfica final.

What's your take on these fixtures?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Uefa Europa League 2012/13 Semi-final Draws by SMSguru(op): 11:38am On Apr 12, 2013
Benfica of Portugal Vs Fernabache of Turkey

FC Basel of Switzerland Vs Chelsea FC of England

I look forward to Chelsea-Benfica final.

What's your take on these fixtures?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Uefa Europa League 2012/13 Semi-final Draws by SMSguru(op): 11:32am On Apr 12, 2013
Benfica of Portugal Vs Fernabache of Turkey

FC Basel of Switzerland Vs Chelsea FC of England
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Rubin Kazan Vs Chelsea: Europa League (3 - 2) On 11th April, 2013 by SMSguru(m): 8:13pm On Apr 11, 2013
Chelsea will win this Europa League.

Chelsea haters will bite their tongue. cry
SportsRe: Mourinho Agrees To Comeback To Stamford Bridge by SMSguru(m): 4:23am On Apr 11, 2013
iRepFactmart: Guy wer ur source....abi u fink say nairaland na play ground.
I think I read that news from dailystar.co.uk yesterday.

But it's just a rumour.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: No Messi, No Barcelona. True/false. by SMSguru(m): 4:19am On Apr 11, 2013
sweet truth

case closed
SportsRe: Amodu Shuaibu Returns As Eagle's Technical Director by SMSguru(m): 3:28am On Apr 11, 2013
sa shash: abi ooooo why cant we hire young turks like sunday oliseh....d dude has potential thoroughly enjoyed him during the AFCON
One day, just one day, they will all sleep and not wake up to trouble us anymore.

The one upstairs is watching from a distance. sad
SportsRe: Amodu Shuaibu Returns As Eagle's Technical Director by SMSguru(m): 4:07pm On Apr 10, 2013
With all due respect, NFF is a bunch of naive, confused and frustrated fellows

God will help us!
EducationShell Scholarship 2011/2012 For Nigerian University Students: Any Update? by SMSguru(op): 6:22pm On Sep 20, 2012
Please can someone tell me when Shell Petroleum will shortlist the names of successful candidates in the just concluded submission of applications for their 2011/2012 tertiary scholarship?

Thanks.
AdvertsRe: How Can I Get A Loan Of 30,000(bank Or From Person) by SMSguru(m): 3:10pm On Sep 10, 2012
How am I sure that you will pay back?

Pls stop dreaming of someone giving you a loan on an online forum. We are all strangers here.
Business To Business1 Plot Of Land For Sale by SMSguru(op): 4:33pm On May 20, 2012
The land is located near the popular Ojo Barracks, Lagos State. It is along the road. It will be pretty good for corporate business like banking and so on. The price is 10 Million Naira.

Call Raymond 08077955279 if you are really interested or you know who is interested.

Thanks.
PhonesRe: Glo Launch GBAM Hi5ive Application Form (online) by SMSguru(m): 4:07pm On May 20, 2012
Yes, it qualifies you as long as you are a GBAM subscriber.

WHAT A RUSH!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Benfica Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 27th March 2012 by SMSguru(m): 6:37pm On Mar 28, 2012
I saw it coming. Pls check my first post.

If Chelsea can beat all the remaining teams 1-0 by so-called "luck", I think they will come back to London with the UEFA Champions League trophy.

The drama is yet to unfold.

All things are possible to them that believe.

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