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Romance / Re: The Worst Mistake A Man Can Ever Make. by smsshola(m): 10:49pm On Jun 02, 2016
Hmmm dem don dey brake som1 heart oooooo
Politics / Re: Buhari, Obasanjo, Timaya, Niger Delta Avengers And The Shame Of A Nation by smsshola(m): 9:22pm On Jun 02, 2016
Lenny5k:


And you obviously didn't Read everything and if you did you probably didn't understand what you read so lemme break it for you. Someone wrote this because Childish Sentiments is making Nigeria a Laughing Stock on the Global Scale! This is about the OFFICE of Nigeria's leader and not about a Man called BUHARI... You want to see two fighting? Look outside your Street and you will see more than enough. Obama, Bush, etc don't Travel once there is a Security Report that it is Dangerous, not because the United States doesn't have all the power in the world to protect their President, but rather they would never put hin at RISK in the first place and also what Might happen if anything Happens to him. Do you realize that if you Kill the President of the United States in any Country, no matter the Country, The United States goes straights to War with that Country? And I mean Real War like Hiroshima stuff...so in other to Prevent all that, they don't put their President at Risk.. Too Much for your to Grasp? Then maybe we shouldn't be having this conversation in the first place

I pray they see from your perspective... like my ppu wl say agbo to feyin rin agbara nlo lo mu wa...

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Politics / Re: Coward-in-chief - Nigerians React To Buhari's Absence In Ogoni by smsshola(m): 8:56pm On Jun 02, 2016
Naija sha they must talk...if he waka go there they will talk he didn't na gbege...but I believe he is not the first president in the world who cancel trip either due to reason best known to them or insecurity.
Family / Re: PHOTO: Mrs Charity Aiyedogbon Is Missing by smsshola(m): 7:29pm On Jun 02, 2016
irunooboo:
She might be camping in another nigga's bed and recieving long and fat dicks consecutively. May God bring her back tho undecided

Shoro niyen...well u might be right I just pray she is safe whereever she is.
Politics / Re: We Are All Biafrans: See What Atiku Abubakar Said About Biafra by smsshola(m): 9:47pm On May 31, 2016
Don't be deceive abeg...mama know the number of children wey she get. As for me o and my houze hold we ar not Biafra for those agitating for it I wish dem luck. If our friendship is no longer dt of mutual benefit let depart in peace.
Politics / Re: We Are All Biafrans: See What Atiku Abubakar Said About Biafra by smsshola(m): 9:46pm On May 31, 2016
Don't be deceive abeg...mama know the number of children wey she get. As for me koko and my houze hold we ar not Biafra for those agitating for it I wish dem luck. If our friendship is no longer dt of mutual benefit let depart in peace.

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Politics / Re: We Are All Biafrans: See What Atiku Abubakar Said About Biafra by smsshola(m): 9:42pm On May 31, 2016
Don't be deceive abeg...mama know the number of children wey she get.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Lagos State Government Has Started Online Registration Of Jobless People by smsshola(m): 7:33am On May 26, 2016
pongwa:
do you have a degree in beef technology?



get a life biko
Lol

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Ekiti State NLC/TUC To Start Indefinite Strike Tomorrow by smsshola(m): 12:11am On May 26, 2016
This is d problem wt most of the current governors majority of them don't av money but they wl embark on gigantic projects instead of them to prioritise their program, looking for the one that wl be more of ppu oriented.

Imagine a governor that cannot pay 4 or 6 months salaries yet he has never forfeit his security vote .
Politics / Re: Court Freezes Aluko And Omokore's $1.8bn Assets by smsshola(m): 10:32pm On May 25, 2016
Nuezha:
What shall we then say to these looting?

If this is true then believe d heart of man is desperately wicked...all those money meant for millions of country only few posses it..they are wicked if the story is true sha.

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Politics / Re: Court Freezes Aluko And Omokore's $1.8bn Assets by smsshola(m): 10:06pm On May 25, 2016
Nuezha:
What shall we then say to these looting?

If this is true then believe d heart of man is desperately wicked...all those money meant for millions of country only few posses it..they are wicked if the story is true sha.

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Literature / Re: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by smsshola(m): 8:46pm On May 25, 2016
iLegend:
These 5 books helped me the most in life. Let me see yours.

These are books I'm not supposed to reveal to anyone. They're my secret weapons.

Revealing it will make me expose my secrets.

I'm thinking of not posting this.
I'm not really cool posting this, but I know this will definitely help somebody.

Something is pushing me to press the submit button!

I hope the wise boys/men in the house will take advantage of this.

If you're a lady let your boyfriend or male friends know some of these books. But the side effect is, if they know all these you'll probably lose them to other women.

Women can't resist a man who has the qualities contained in these books and it does not require money, height or looks to acquire them.

I can kill for these books. I guarantee 100% success on these books!

These are my Top 5 Practical Books Ever.

5. Comedy Writing Secrets by Mel Helitzer.
(I have a natural sense of humor, but this book amplified it. Be careful with this book. You might become funnier than Okon.)

4. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene
(Some people love to use others, but this book stops it or make you become a better player on deception. Be carful with the dangers of this book.)

3. Double Your Dating by David DeAngelo.
(I never knew my ways around women. This 90 page book changed me in hours and I couldn't believe it. This would've been my number one.)

2. Sex God Method by Daniel Rose.
(I was boring in bed, but this book stopped it. This is only for bad boys that want to get a girl addicted to sex. Be careful, you're about to hurt another man's daughter via sexual addiction. Being so good in bed is FAR better than being so good with books.)

1. Eja.culation Trainer (ETrainer) by Matt Gordon.
(I never lasted long enough during sex, but this book practically blew me away and placed me among the 1% of men that can last forever in the bed without any enhancer. If not for this book my sexual ego or my overall confidence would've been on ground floor.)

Notable Mentions:

Dangerous Man Adventurous Woman by David Dida.
(About women and their crazy wishes.)

Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hills.
(About business and being rich.)

My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday.
(About female fantasies and how naughty women truly are.)

Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki.
(About money and being rich.)

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie.
(About humility and being a leader.)

English Blue Grammar by I can't remember.
(About simplified grammars and punctuations.)

— Too numerous to mention.

I don't know if I still have these books again. I had all the soft copies of these books, but it's better you buy them from the Authors, else you'll not value them.

My secrets are gone!
God, I hope I won't regret this.

I'll probably take this down if I wake tomorrow morning feeling bad!

Share your top 2, 4 or 5 books with us. The ones you are practically applying in your day to day activities.

iLegend.

Modify: Yes, we all know the greatest books are religious books like the Bible and Quran, but we ain't talking religion here. Please bear with me on that. Maybe I'll post top 5 Evergreen Books!


@op pls can u send me d soft copy since u av them to this mail pls; sholasaba@gmail.com

expecting pls.

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Sports / Re: This Governor Has Taken A N105 Million Loan To Watch The UCL Finals In Milan by smsshola(m): 12:05am On May 24, 2016
If this is true den the governor is fantastically corrupt and op he has paid his state workers salaries?
Politics / Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by smsshola(m): 9:17pm On May 23, 2016
Patience Jonathan 2014: prinsipal na only u waka come? chai chaii there is God oooo.

patience Jonathan 2015: we no dey born throw away like them if any one say change stone am..

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Politics / Re: How I Was Betrayed At Pdp’s National Convention In Port Harcourt —sheriff by smsshola(m): 11:40am On May 22, 2016
Hmmm so how are we involve?
Politics / The Rescue Of The Chibok Girls And Our Last Laugh by smsshola(m): 11:37am On May 22, 2016
As far as timing goes, the rescue on Tuesday of one of the Chibok girls by a detachment of the civilian Joint Task Force (JTF) and the rescue, yesterday, of another Chibok girl by the Nigerian Army, is luck intervening to compel national uplift in a season of nationwide depression.
The far-fetched news that Amina Alli Darsha Nkeki and Serah Lukah have been rescued alive and well slipped at a time when the country is reeling from the shock of the abrupt removal of fuel subsidy: An artificial crisis the Buhari administration created by refusing, like its forbears, to pay Nigerian people – the most trivialized citizenry in the whole world – the simple courtesy of engaging them in a respectful conversation before the announcement of the disruptive petrol price regime-change. Buhari greets Amina Ali's baby The rescue of two of the 219 Chibok girls is the most positive news conceivable in this hour. It certainly does not call for triumphalism: 2 over 219 is a miserable fraction by all standards. And the joy of the two instances of release has been vitiated by the revelation that there are less than 217 girls left behind. Six of the girls, according to Amina, are beyond rescue. They are dead. But the rescue of Amina and Serah represents an important inflection point in Nigeria’s war against terror and the most vulnerable moment for Boko Haram.
The death cult, true to the claim of President Buhari, has been sufficiently degraded and approximately vanquished . Its leadership has been decapitated, its fighting ranks, decimated, and its capacity to hold territory, devastated. It elicits media attention by solo suicide bombings, which are now few and far between. Boko Haram’s only viable claim to relevance is the group of girls it abducted from Government Secondary School Chibok on the night of 14th April, 2014. The terrorists have massacred more than 20,000 human beings , but their notoriety essentially revolves around their captives for two years.

The terrorists consider the girls a trump card and bargaining chip. They understand that the civilized world care about the girls and want them returned at all costs. The jihadists recognize that the girls are their only real asset. And this is why President Buhari must manage this crack on the door responsibly. He will be tempted to maximize the optics of the girls' freedom to shore up his popularity. But over-exposing the girls and making trophies out of them would be endangering the lives of the other girls. And it would be providing Amina and Serah the last thing they need to recuperate from their protracted tenancy in hell. The girls do not need to be turned into instant celebrities. They need privacy. They need psychological therapy. Time to reconnect and bond again with their loved ones. The security to be the ordinary girls they used to be. What the government should focus on is the review of the insider information the debriefing of Amina and Serah would yield. It has to process the clues and use them to map out a strategy to rescue or to negotiate the rescue of the rest of the girls. Buhari’s men must move with urgency. Luck is on their side. Eleven of the parents of the girls are dead. They died from heartbreak. The pain of living with the toxic knowledge that their daughters were now sex slaves, trapped in a dense forest teeming with beasts and terrorists. The story says Amina’s mum, upon seeing her lost daughter, shouted her name, "Amina, Amina!" and locked her in a spirited embrace, obviously in an instinctive attempt to cleave with her returnee child, in body and soul. The hopes of other surviving parents are up. They are entitled to expect that their own daughters will be rescued like Amina and Serah. The suffering of those men and women is underappreciated. But they experience, in their homes, an anguish at par with the torture their daughters endure in the forest. Three weeks after the capture of the girls, Abubakar Shekau, the lunatic-in-chief of Boko Haram, appeared in a video and said that, "God instructed me to sell them, they are his, and I will carry out his instructions." Six months after, he released another video in which he reported his demonic compliance. He said: “We have married them off. They are in their marital homes." These mad rants had the most impact on parents of the girls. They feared for the worst. They have been eternally separated from their children. Their girls were lost forever. To that legitimate fear, add gratuitous self- blame: That needless but punitive guilt that results from the mind’s tendency to regurgitate the counterfactual after a prudent and good- intentioned decision has culminated in an unforeseen disaster. I wager that the parents were tormented by the nagging thought that their girls would have been leading a normal, uninterrupted life had they been directed towards other paths of endeavor that the anti-enlightenment maniacs did not judge a damnable sin. The tug of parenthood drew their hearts to Sambisa. They yearned for their kids. But they could not invade the lion’s den. They could not snatch their daughters out of captivity. This kind of restless paralysis eats one on the inside. It makes a seemingly healthy person collapse without warning. Like a tree hollowed out by termites. It was rumored that a number of the parents, resigned to the fact that the government was doing practically nothing to bring the girls back and desperate to regain mental normalcy, at some point, contemplated a forced closure. They would imagine their daughters dead, buy coffins, perform dust to dust rites, and move on. A country that failed its citizens and abandoned them to despondency must rethink itself. It must check itself and see whether it has a soul. The kidnap of the girls exposed the zero value of the common Nigerian life, the clumsiness of our security architecture, and our worst and best instincts as human beings. Before the incident, we saw a Borno State government that declined to relocate the girls even after it was warned that school was under an increasing threat of terrorist attack. On the day of the incident, we saw a Nigerian Army that was tipped off four hours before terrorists were due to strike but which failed to deploy to school. After the incident, we saw "an ineffectual buffoon" who ignored the disappearance of hundreds of Nigerian citizens for two weeks. He deigned to speak (and eventually said nothing of substance) after a Babel of voices from all over the world had formed around the #BringBackOurGirls hashtag. Of course, we saw a First Lady who summoned the traumatized parents of the girls to the State House lose her temper when a representative, Naomi Mutah, showed up. We saw Patience Jonathan order her arrest and detention: The ‘Dame’ felt slighted that only one person came to pay her homage. Again, we saw Jonathan hire Levick, for 1.2 million dollars so the Washington-based PR firm would whitewash his pathetic handling of the incident and make him likeable for re-election. We also saw many conspiracy theorists swear time and again that the abduction of the girls was a fable fabricated to deny their beloved Jonathan his natural right of re-election. They premised their cynical certainty on logistics. How could those guerilla fighters have conjured up enough trucks to pack and transport the supposed 300 girls to some forested Bermuda? Even after Boko Haram released a video of the predominantly Christian girls in face veils and reciting the Koran, evidence of their forced conversion to Islam, the conspiracy theorists called the clip a stage-managed scam. Did Boko Haram have tailors? Do they run a successful textile factory in Sambisa? And how were the girls feeding? Did they survive by picking manna from heaven? Or did Boko Haram have silos and barns with inexhaustible stock? As recently as two months ago, ‘Governor’ Ayo Fayose, the exponent of ‘stomach infrastructure’ socialism – ostensibly convinced that sustaining that population of girls would require real poultry farms as opposed to the white elephant that had earned him an impeachment the other time – asserted that the kidnap of the girls was a fairy tale. He was so sure the girls were fictional creations he was loath to grudge them hypothetical humanity. He objectified them. He said: "What is not missing, you cannot find." He said he found the protests calling for the release of the girls funny: "I was laughing when they come out with, ‘freedom for our girls’. Or is it ‘where is our girls?’" To his shame, the last laugh is not his. The last laugh belongs to #BringBackOurGirls campaigners who kept the girls alive in our memory. The last laugh belongs to those Nigerian newspapers who devoted spaces in their front pages to count the number of the days of the girls’ captivity. The last laugh belongs to the rest of humanity who showed empathy – the First Lady of the United States, the youngest recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize , everyday people who participated in the cause of the education of the girl child. Welcome, Amina and Serah. May your friends return like you did: And may we have complete last laugh! You can reach Emmanuel at immaugwu@gmail.com and follow him on Twitter @EmmaUgwuTheMan .
Religion / Re: 10 Popular Churches In Nigeria And Their Origin by smsshola(m): 10:45am On May 22, 2016
Yuneehk:
The last photo tho.. I know its for the witnesses.

Jehovah witnesess or wh one? Cute pix @ur dp.
Politics / Re: PDP Governors In Closed Door Meeting, Parallel Convention In Abuja [PHOTOS] by smsshola(m): 5:39pm On May 21, 2016
Y can't PDP be strong and make a better opposition?
Politics / Re: NLC Strike: Situation Report In Your Area. by smsshola(m): 8:22am On May 18, 2016
NLC strike ds one worse o they are not organized at all banks open for Katsina o.
Politics / NLC Strike: Situation Report In Your Area. by smsshola(m): 7:27am On May 18, 2016
The NLC strike is to go on nationwide this morning insisted by the Ayuba factions, though the Ajero Factions has agreed to form an organised committee to review the price hike and workers welfare.

Pls update us on situation report in your area.
Romance / Re: DDD by smsshola(m): 11:49pm On May 16, 2016
Bros sorry get strong and R.I.P to the dead.
Romance / Re: If You Found Out Your Guy/bae Lives In A Place Like This, Would You Continue? by smsshola(m): 7:19am On May 14, 2016
It may be easy for the guys in the house to continue but for the ladies I doubt...to them it will be better fo a camel to pass tru the eyes of a needle.
Politics / Dino Melaye At Anti-Corruption Summit In London: Caption Photo by smsshola(m): 10:47pm On May 13, 2016
The anti corruption seminar has com and gone but it left us with so many pics one of is this pls caption d pic

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Politics / Re: Woman Found Dead In Her Room With 6 Million Cheque Issued By Jesus(pics) by smsshola(m): 10:43pm On May 13, 2016
ikan be labeorun
Politics / Re: Nigerian Ministers And Their Phone Numbers As Released By Sahara Reporters by smsshola(m): 10:23pm On May 13, 2016
Technology has expose most govt official..governance will never remain d same again.

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Politics / EXCLUSIVE: Saharareporters Releases First Batch Of Ministers' Phone Numbers Pics by smsshola(m): 9:59pm On May 13, 2016
SaharaReporters on Friday published the
phone numbers of 15 of Nigeria’s Federal
Ministers on Facebook and Twitter as
part of its efforts to enhance governmental
transparency and accountability in the country.
By arming Nigerians with thosecontact numbers, SaharaReporters hopes to foster greater interaction and communication between voters and their government. In April, SaharaReporters published the direct lines of members of Nigeria's National Assembly and of all the State governors.

SaharaReporters will release the second batch of
Minister's phone numbers in the coming days.
Below are the members of the first batch of
Federal Ministers:

Romance / Re: How I Started My Life As A Street Hustling Girl, Doing Olosho by smsshola(m): 8:01pm On May 13, 2016
Hmmmm continue...
Business / Re: A-must-read Book For All Businessmen.....know When Sector Is Going Comatose by smsshola(m): 9:36pm On May 10, 2016
oloyetomoye:
Many are hooked into a business that was once booming but now no longer making profit.
I read a book that personally changed my perceptive on business. It gives you deep insight into what is ahead in your sector and ability to make a smooth change before austerity catches up with your line of business. This book will enrich you and you will thank God for me. If you want it drop me a mail on: talk2wiseman01@yahoo.com

Chairman see my own sholsaba@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Jonathan On Budget Padding: Throwback News by smsshola(m): 8:55am On May 10, 2016
Yet no one loss their job...but in case of buhari he show dt he does not tolerate padding by replacing the MD with some else

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Politics / Re: Is It Ok For Yoruba To Claim Omonile In Lagos But Not For ND To Claim Their Oil? by smsshola(m): 10:49pm On May 08, 2016
No..is d answer. But u fail to put straight is who are dos yprubas claiming omonile? How many companies has omonile chased out Lagos?

I watched a program on TVc standpoint where a Niger delta man was saying omonile in Yoruba land and ds NDA is almost similar;he make a point while the omonile think the land belong to him the strangers who is well educated and exposed comes in buy his land, build on it and even make d omonile is errand boy; the omonile refuse to develop himself. I won't ask any1 not agitate for their fundamental right cos d oil belong to them..but the questions begging for answer is who has ds agitation help? whose land are dey spilling the oil to?I guess not Yoruba man land or any other part of the country.

We all witness the rise of Asari Dokubo who claimed then he was fighting for his ppu but after he make the name and money he forgot the same ppu that he claimed he is fighting for, he made so much that he built university in a foreign land but not a kindergarten or nursery sch for his people..that is wickedness.

I support their agitation wish they can make use of what they av positively..but not some few who claim they are fighting for masses but forget d same ppu when money enter their pocket.

I think they shu also kno dt oil is not longer d bump..d price is falling every day and d glory of oil is fading. Countries ar moving away from crude looking for alternative to it.

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