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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Used White Ipad Mini For Quick Sale.N15,000. by Smurfette(f): 6:32am On Aug 26, 2015
Pls am so interested but post pictures
Celebrities / Re: P'square And Crew Digging It Out On Stage At Buhari's Inauguration (photo) by Smurfette(f): 6:59pm On May 30, 2015
holicalpha:
Smh, Which music are they performing "Shekini".??

Most Nigerians(in this case person wey invite P-square to perform) "no get sense", later they will blame their failures(resulting from their shallow way of thinking) on GEJ or definitely in the future PMB.

Better musicians like ASA,OMAWUNMI,TUBABA,M.I, and many more others suitable for the Event.


I'm not saying P-square isn't better....but no be for this kind matter.


- Valar Morghulis
Valar Dohaeris
Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 6:22am On May 16, 2015
Fulaboy:
hahaha illela kadai da sauranki
hehehe, na san na yi kuskure ama na ji kiwiyan gyarawa ne Illela na Sokoto ne, boarder market yana kusar na Niger don a sokoto ne na yi bautan Kasa a bodinga local government. Na taba zuwan zuru da kuma birnin kebbi central market, na so in Je Jega inda ake yin zanuwan shai'dda sai bautan kasan ta kare.
Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 4:10pm On May 14, 2015
Nowenuse:

Me the OP too am from Jos. So it seems like we Josites are reping the most. Ubangiji ya kara dukan mu alheri. ameen
Amin oh
Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 6:05am On May 14, 2015
Gombs:


A Gombe ne na koya hausa. I'm a born and bred Jtown fellow. A great Jossite, and a JOStified bloke. cheesy
i am JOStified too and a Jossite. Sannu dan kasan pilato.

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Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:40pm On May 13, 2015
BrightEye:


to, zan iya yarda da maganan ki, amma mastala itace wadannan da basuda ilimin boko sunfi masu ilimi boko yawa sosai a garin hausawa.
gaskiyan ka ne fa.
Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:13pm On May 13, 2015
Aleeyouchalawa:
kaje ko ina bakazo kebbi ba cry
na je illela international market a kebbi ai, kebbi akwai nesa sosai.

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Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:10pm On May 13, 2015
BrightEye:


gaskiya ce. Nima na yarda da cewa hausawa mutanen gaskiya da imani ce, amma addini ce'a masalan su.

Yoruba for sure.
yawanchi masu damu da addini wanda basu je makaranta bane, ama wanda sun je makarantan boko ba su damu da adini sosai ba.
Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:08pm On May 13, 2015
BrightEye:


gaskiya ce. Nima na yarda da cewa hausawa mutanen gaskiya da imani ce, amma addini ce'a masalan su.

Yoruba for sure.
Culture / Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:06pm On May 13, 2015
Gombs:


Kwarai kwa. Ni na zauna shekaru shida a Gombe, na yi Zaman yola, Bauchi,... Hausawa mutanen masu hankali, aman adinnin ya sa waddan su hauka.
Proudly Igbo sha. cool
Chap waye ne ya koya maka hausa haka, gaskiya na chire maka hula, na yi zaman, sokoto da zamfara, da nasarawa da plateau.

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Politics / Re: Plateau State Government Declares Curfew In 7 Lgas Over Attack by Smurfette(f): 3:31pm On May 12, 2015
JaypeeAnics:
I tell you...all this killing is beyond our leaders control....i was there, i witnessed it....it was really bloody...i can't just take away the picture from my mind.
i saw the pictures from kadarko and i couldnt sleep at night. Even animals are not killed this way, this is not the first time the Curfew is being imposed and what solution has it brought? Its not the solution to this senseless killings. Is it the fulani men that live in the bush that they are imposing the curfew for? Lord have Mercy on Plateau, our Home sweet Home.

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Crime / Re: Preacher Steals Car During Morning Round.. by Smurfette(f): 3:27pm On May 12, 2015
Eleyi gidi gan.

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Career / Re: Salary Scale Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Smurfette(f): 5:09pm On Apr 30, 2015
Bigii:

go mama nkechi house. Becareful while u open ur gate incase dat zinc will cut u like yesterday.
mama Nkechi went to the market oh. thank you for reminding me about the zinc pls buy dried fish on your way back. wink
Career / Re: Salary Scale Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Smurfette(f): 2:09pm On Apr 30, 2015
Yawns abeg where i go get cold pure water?

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 7:04pm On Apr 13, 2015
joker5180:

I think that Song fits GNS: no senate seat, no gubernatorial seat. As for Jang, he has a senate seat in his pocket- tsuntsu.
d song didnt even fit Pauline, na GNS d song fit pass since he allowed Jang to decieve him.
Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 11:05am On Apr 13, 2015
IbnSultaan:
No Gunshot knockout / Fireworks were use
i heard gunshots wia i stay.
Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 11:04am On Apr 13, 2015
ManirBK:
with all this but u still voted JONAJANG to win senate position.pls explain fully why?
can u show me d part wia i said i voted for Jonah Jang?

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 9:12am On Apr 13, 2015
ladyju:
Jang really messed up plateau. He's d cause of dat man's failure. Imagine salary were not paid. You can't build any reasonable structure in plateau except you are from Berom. His tribalism is out of this world.
imagine Poly has been on strike, four months salary of teachers have not been paid when 70% of pple in plateau are civil servants how do u expect them to vote for GNS.
Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 9:06am On Apr 13, 2015
sashx:
Jang babu tsuntsu babu tako sai faduwa. Congrats Barr
gaskiya kuwa, they finished Pauline Tallen with dat song, lol

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 8:16am On Apr 13, 2015
Seriallinks:


Exactly! I love this PVC, it's hard to play any wayo with it! Jega has finally given us a good weapon grin

Any person wey fvck-up we go vote am out!
i knew Lalong was goin to win when i heard that GNS lost in DU, his own village. I so love d PVC eh, Jang trying to rule the plateau as if it belongs to his Father.

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 8:08am On Apr 13, 2015
Seriallinks:


That is what "change" means grin Plateau goes with the flow. Fresh wind of change on the Plateau!
i hope its a Good Change sha. Pple didnt allow us sleep, Gunshots, Music and celebration everywia.

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 8:06am On Apr 13, 2015
sunnyshayne:
Impunity of baba Jang has cost pdp plateau state.
Yeah pple didnt vote for GNS cos he is Jang's Nephew.

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 8:04am On Apr 13, 2015
APC on the plateau, so suprising.

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Politics / Re: Apc’s Lalong Clinches Plateau Gov Seat by Smurfette(f): 6:35am On Apr 13, 2015
This is unbelieveable, APC now on the plateau.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by Smurfette(f): 8:49pm On Apr 09, 2015
[quote author=jolamos01 post=32531117] smiley u wanna buy?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by Smurfette(f): 8:48pm On Apr 09, 2015
cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by Smurfette(f): 8:42pm On Apr 09, 2015
Skoopy:


Hope u don't mind selling.
yeah u wanna buy?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by Smurfette(f): 8:38pm On Apr 09, 2015
zubinike:

I have a duplex in my heart, take it. You don't have to pay a dime
is it dat face me i face u mud house dat ur calling a duplex? tongue
Politics / Re: This Is Why Everybody Wants To Be In Abuja, View This Salary Breakdown,. by Smurfette(f): 12:03pm On Apr 07, 2015
ddami:
lol newspaper allowance that z just d height
Politics / Re: This Is Why Everybody Wants To Be In Abuja, View This Salary Breakdown,. by Smurfette(f): 6:17am On Apr 07, 2015
Entertainment allowance? Are u kidding me? Bunch of thieves.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal University Wukari 2015 Massive Recruitment by Smurfette(f): 5:16pm On Apr 02, 2015
olumzzz:

Lolzzzz. ..dnt run na..I only need ur essence
grand pa is here so u cant touch me....tongue out#

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