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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Used White Ipad Mini For Quick Sale.N15,000. by Smurfette(f): 6:32am On Aug 26, 2015

Pls am so interested but post pictures

Celebrities › Re: P'square And Crew Digging It Out On Stage At Buhari's Inauguration (photo) by Smurfette(f): 6:59pm On May 30, 2015

holicalpha:
Smh, Which music are they performing "Shekini".??

Most Nigerians(in this case person wey invite P-square to perform) "no get sense", later they will blame their failures(resulting from their shallow way of thinking) on GEJ or definitely in the future PMB.

Better musicians like ASA,OMAWUNMI,TUBABA,M.I, and many more others suitable for the Event.

I'm not saying P-square isn't better....but no be for this kind matter.

- Valar Morghulis

Valar Dohaeris

Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 6:22am On May 16, 2015*

Fulaboy:
hahaha illela kadai da sauranki

hehehe, na san na yi kuskure ama na ji kiwiyan gyarawa ne Illela na Sokoto ne, boarder market yana kusar na Niger don a sokoto ne na yi bautan Kasa a bodinga local government. Na taba zuwan zuru da kuma birnin kebbi central market, na so in Je Jega inda ake yin zanuwan shai'dda sai bautan kasan ta kare.

Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 4:10pm On May 14, 2015

Nowenuse:
Me the OP too am from Jos. So it seems like we Josites are reping the most. Ubangiji ya kara dukan mu alheri. ameen

Amin oh

Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 6:05am On May 14, 2015

Gombs:
A Gombe ne na koya hausa. I'm a born and bred Jtown fellow. A great Jossite, and a JOStified bloke.

i am JOStified too and a Jossite. Sannu dan kasan pilato.

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Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:40pm On May 13, 2015

BrightEye:
to, zan iya yarda da maganan ki, amma mastala itace wadannan da basuda ilimin boko sunfi masu ilimi boko yawa sosai a garin hausawa.

gaskiyan ka ne fa.

Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:13pm On May 13, 2015

Aleeyouchalawa:
kaje ko ina bakazo kebbi ba

na je illela international market a kebbi ai, kebbi akwai nesa sosai.

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Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:10pm On May 13, 2015

BrightEye:
gaskiya ce. Nima na yarda da cewa hausawa mutanen gaskiya da imani ce, amma addini ce'a masalan su.

Yoruba for sure.

yawanchi masu damu da addini wanda basu je makaranta bane, ama wanda sun je makarantan boko ba su damu da adini sosai ba.

Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:08pm On May 13, 2015

BrightEye:
gaskiya ce. Nima na yarda da cewa hausawa mutanen gaskiya da imani ce, amma addini ce'a masalan su.

Yoruba for sure.

Culture › Re: Detailed List Of Hausa Dialects And Places Spoken. by Smurfette(f): 8:06pm On May 13, 2015

Gombs:
Kwarai kwa. Ni na zauna shekaru shida a Gombe, na yi Zaman yola, Bauchi,... Hausawa mutanen masu hankali, aman adinnin ya sa waddan su hauka.
Proudly Igbo sha.

Chap waye ne ya koya maka hausa haka, gaskiya na chire maka hula, na yi zaman, sokoto da zamfara, da nasarawa da plateau.

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Politics › Re: Plateau State Government Declares Curfew In 7 Lgas Over Attack by Smurfette(f): 3:31pm On May 12, 2015

JaypeeAnics:
I tell you...all this killing is beyond our leaders control....i was there, i witnessed it....it was really bloody...i can't just take away the picture from my mind.

i saw the pictures from kadarko and i couldnt sleep at night. Even animals are not killed this way, this is not the first time the Curfew is being imposed and what solution has it brought? Its not the solution to this senseless killings. Is it the fulani men that live in the bush that they are imposing the curfew for? Lord have Mercy on Plateau, our Home sweet Home.

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Crime › Re: Preacher Steals Car During Morning Round.. by Smurfette(f): 3:27pm On May 12, 2015

Eleyi gidi gan.

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Career › Re: Salary Scale Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Smurfette(f): 5:09pm On Apr 30, 2015

Bigii:
go mama nkechi house. Becareful while u open ur gate incase dat zinc will cut u like yesterday.

mama Nkechi went to the market oh. thank you for reminding me about the zinc pls buy dried fish on your way back. wink

Career › Re: Salary Scale Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Smurfette(f): 2:09pm On Apr 30, 2015

Yawns abeg where i go get cold pure water?

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Politics › Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 7:04pm On Apr 13, 2015

joker5180:
I think that Song fits GNS: no senate seat, no gubernatorial seat. As for Jang, he has a senate seat in his pocket- tsuntsu.

d song didnt even fit Pauline, na GNS d song fit pass since he allowed Jang to decieve him.

Politics › Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 11:05am On Apr 13, 2015

IbnSultaan:
No Gunshot knockout / Fireworks were use

i heard gunshots wia i stay.

Politics › Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 11:04am On Apr 13, 2015

ManirBK:
with all this but u still voted JONAJANG to win senate position.pls explain fully why?

can u show me d part wia i said i voted for Jonah Jang?

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Politics › Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 9:12am On Apr 13, 2015

ladyju:
Jang really messed up plateau. He's d cause of dat man's failure. Imagine salary were not paid. You can't build any reasonable structure in plateau except you are from Berom. His tribalism is out of this world.

imagine Poly has been on strike, four months salary of teachers have not been paid when 70% of pple in plateau are civil servants how do u expect them to vote for GNS.

Politics › Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 9:06am On Apr 13, 2015

sashx:
Jang babu tsuntsu babu tako sai faduwa. Congrats Barr

gaskiya kuwa, they finished Pauline Tallen with dat song, lol

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Politics › Re: Jubilation In Plateau As INEC Declares APC’s Lalong Winner by Smurfette(f): 8:16am On Apr 13, 2015

Seriallinks:
Exactly! I love this PVC, it's hard to play any wayo with it! Jega has finally given us a good weapon

Any person wey fvck-up we go vote am out!

i knew Lalong was goin to win when i heard that GNS lost in DU, his own village. I so love d PVC eh, Jang trying to rule the plateau as if it belongs to his Father.