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The young man should have gone to see his Pastor to seek a biblical answer and not asking that loosed cannon called freeze.

The bible didn't explicitly mentioned Masturbation but it falls under sexual immorality which God abhors.

In Genesis 38: 8-10, Onan do spill semen on the ground in God killed him. God want us to control our sexual urges, that's why you should get married if you can't.

Onan was not killed for spilling fluid on the ground. He was killed for disobeying God. God asked him to impregnate his brother's wife. Nigga wanted to enjoy the babe but did not want to impregnate her hence invented the iconic withdrawal method. There is nothing on masturbation in the bible. There can onlu be deductions which can still be contested any day.

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EdoNation:
LEMME ASK A QUESTION WEN MUSLIMS ARE CELEBRATING SALAH OR WATEVA DO YOU POST THREAD DISCREDITING THIER CELEBRATIONS?


MUST YOU BE A MUMU ON CHRISTMAS DAY?!!

The 'WAHEVA' was not needed.

adewumiopeyemi:
10. Career objective
Rather than writing a summary of what you want, tell the employer what you’re capable of and if hired, what you will bring to the table.

Your objectives should contain 3 fundamental things....The skills you possess....what you can offer.....and what you want in return

" I want to work for an organisation that offers a stimulating environment for career growth and development". This is not too much to ask from a company that "U are willing to work to your limits in order to contribute your own quota to achieving company's objectives and goals"

adewumiopeyemi:
These 10 Things On Your CV Could Be The Reason You’re Not Getting Hired Coming up with a well written, concise CV is one of the hardest tasks ever.
HR Managers and recruiting officers have thousands of CVs to go through. Therefore, your CV can be disqualified simply because of small mistakes here and there and maybe, just maybe, that is why you are not getting call backs from potential employers.cc lasticala

Here’s how to come up with the perfect CV: 1. Unnecessary personal information
Anything besides your name, email address and contact information should not be included on your CV. Details such as your tribe, age, height, weight and religion are minor details that no one cares about.

This is still Nigeria where even our presidency and ministerial appointments is zoned. Same goes for employment too. Your state of origin and LGA are still important. Though this could make or mar u....as employers still use sentiment. When I was employed, we were 4....a Yoruba guy, an igbo guy, a Rivers guy, and a Hausa babe. Coincidence? I think not.

Gender is also very important.

adewumiopeyemi:
3. Grades
Related to number 2, if you got a D- in your final exams or a GPA of 1.88, why! oh why would you include that in your resume? No offense but no one will hire a dimwit. Remove that shame on your resume and show the employer that you’re smart beyond your grades at the interview.

Well this one is for the people that didnt do so well. If u had 9 A1s in WAEC or made a first class. Please flaunt it on your CV. If possible paint it red. What if you never get the opportunity to show your smartness at an interview

adewumiopeyemi:
2. Education Background
If you are a university graduate or have a college diploma then you do not need to include all your other education details. Your university degree is your highest level of education and that’s all that matters. If you are yet to graduate, you can include both the secondary school and the university where you’re currently enrolled and for which course.

This is totally wrong. Your secondary school is an integral part of your educational background.

I got a job some years ago simply because of the name of my secondary school ( I attended Fed Govt Academy , Suleja) which became a plus for me. I actually think this is where you can sell yourself as a fresh graduate as you dont have experience.

Dexter247:
Honestly, how much will she earn with this job now

And how much are u earning with your 'oyel' company job.

Rome wasn't built in a day and she will make much more than money. It's better than sitting at home and waiting for one boyfriend to give her handovers.

Been to a rig once and if u see what this so called 'oyel' workers do. It's more like glorified labour work. But we are more particular about money in this country.

Will this guy ever prophesy good things. I pity people that attend his church.

They want everything we have.
They have claimed that Lagos is a no man's Land.
Now they want our Agbada for themselves.

tit:
Seriki is enjoying the good things of life.
suffer head apcians can go and die!
keep licking the azzhoile of tinubu the certified drug addict and cia agent.

It's Saraki not Seriki
U cannot even spell the name of your personal lord and savior correctly

THERE IS NO DEPARTMENT OF CHEMICAL ENGINEERING IN THE UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN.

p4all: thanks boss. he did medicals straight no chat.

@damilade yes albeit not in an oil firm.

That means I still av hope. Cos I did medicals straight too. Been thinking it was a very peculiar situation.

p4all: Since NL crashed i haven't tried logging in again. I am not hiding anything. I was called on Monday 21st, did medicals on 22nd, signed contract on 25th and will resume on 4th of August. #SPERRY. I met 3 other guys and heard of a girl for the same department. I also have a friend that is supposed to resume for one Sub-sea psl (i am not so sure of the correct name) Looks like it's just drilling that is recruiting for now. I don't think that Production has started yet. When i get in and hear anything that will help, i will update the house. Wishing everybody the best.

Congrats Boss...wishing you a wonderful career.
Pls that ur friend that got into subsea...Did he do chat? Or was it just medicals straight?

Lewinskee: There is currently no group like that in the pool. But bear in mind that everything is possible. During last year's recruitment, I know someone that went straight from written test to medicals.

That one sef dey.

Please I need just one person that is in group 3 with me.

Lewinskee: Talent Pool Groupings:

Group 1- Done chat, Done medicals, Offer
Group 2- Done chat, Done medicals, No offer
Group 3- No chat, Done medicals, No offer
Group 4- Done chat, No medicals, No offer
Group 5- No chat, No medicals, No offer

Which do you belong?
#keepthreadalive

I belong to Group 3

But why is there no group for "No chat, done medicals, offer"....or u don't think that is possible?

Okay guyz.... My own case is kinda different...I got called for medicals on 12th of June...and I did it on 13th...no chat...I don't know my psl...its been over a month now and I've not heard anyfn from them...I've tried calling the guy that called me like thrice...and its always been..."When we are ready for you, we will call you"...and when I asked him about me not doing chat...he said..."I don't know anything about chat. U did interview ryt, is that not enough chat?".... I'm just so confused right here. But hoping on God sha.

Well...try to know some current happenings in the banking industry...They will basically ask you general quest..They will ask u about your family...ur mum, dad and siblings and their occupations (dunno what they need that for)....The questions u are asked and the way u answer will probably determine the department they will put you. Overall they are nice guyz...actually the nicest panel I've faced at interviews....

saasala: So you be muslim. SMH.

So u r shaking ur head for him for what? Is it a bad thing to be a muslim?

Its so strange how women rant about this equality thing and tend to throw it away when money is involved. A man has to help you in the kitchen, help you take care of the kids but when after divorce, you want a salary from him for once being his wife. Ladies stop confusing yourselves. Why can't a man be settled by his wife after divorce? Shey you are a woman, the emotionally stronger and more hardworking gender. Pls you can handle the divorce and you can as well go and work for your own money. I will take care of my kids but definitely not a former acquintance cos that's what a divorced wife is to me.

ShalomNigeria: There is nothing new under the sun. everything is just revolving. Same date is not limited to the three years

Below is a list of years that have a common starting weekday and equal number of days to 1947:

Year Compared to year 1947 Since last
1834 113 years before
1845 102 years before + 11 years
1851 96 years before + 6 years
1862 85 years before + 11 years
1873 74 years before + 11 years
1879 68 years before + 6 years
1890 57 years before + 11 years
1902 45 years before + 12 years
1913 34 years before + 11 years
1919 28 years before + 6 years
1930 17 years before + 11 years
1941 6 years before + 11 years
1947 selected year + 6 years
1958 11 years after + 11 years
1969 22 years after + 11 years
1975 28 years after + 6 years
1986 39 years after + 11 years
1997 50 years after + 11 years
2003 56 years after + 6 years
2014 67 years after + 11 years
2025 78 years after + 11 years
2031 84 years after + 6 years
2042 95 years after + 11 years
2053 106 years after + 11 years
2059 112 years after + 6 years

Source: http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/repeating.html?country=1&year=1947

Correct quote...dates revolve...There are 365 days in a normal year which is 1(module 7). Mathematicians will know what am talking about. This means that the same date every year increases by one day. Christmas in 2014 will be thursday and 2015 will be friday. However there is a jump in leap years due to the extra day. That is why calenders alternatively take 6 and 11 years to repeat themselves. So there is nothing special about it and nobody needs to do a research to know this.

Johncasey: A workout 4 guys on this tread.
If m:n=2:3, u:v=4:5 and m-u:n+v=2:5, find the ratio m+10u:2n-5v

3:1

VICTORCIZA: keep on dreaming.DREAM IS FREE!

Dude...the guy murdered it mehn...see analysis

Codedrock: WHATS THE BIG DEAL HERE?? I was ordered to come out to the front of the whole class and raise up my hands and close my eyes before our vacation this last semester in ODUDUA UNIVERSITY ILE IFE, and it was my pleasure.. EVERYBODY is GONNA laugh at you and you are gonna be popular.

Seriously?...An SS1 dude surely has more sense than you for ds....

Dike Chimezie: Surely i shall watch my aunty on display of intelligence and experience.
The world need a chear of those qualities of her's.

I'm very sure your 'aunty' is very proud of you...the "intelligence and experience" sure runs in the family...u guyz should "chear" small reach our side na

Mindependent: Yay! I'm not alone, how do u cope with people judging u sister?

You are celebrating uselesness...Yaaay?...smh for u o...u and ur sister...u either av issues...mental I mean...or u jst looking for attention

olatomiwa: Its not madness, you are interested in domatrix. A s*exua*l relationship where one partner is the Dom and the other partner is the Sub. It is possible to have this kind of relationship without abused but maybe not in Naija. You may also seek help, although it doesn't mean that you are mad.

For ur mind...u don read 50 shades of grey

donphilopus: A good religionist would never open his/her mouth to say APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!! It's only a FOOLISH man that calls himself a fool not a WISE man that would want to become WISER....to you all that wants to write any EXAM this APRIL please don't be FOOLISH be WISE..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you AGREE with me please CLICK THE "LIKE" BOTTON..

Oga e be like say nobody agree with you

SELFWORTH: One of the best post on NL.

The summary of her advice is that ALWAYS be the first for one another.

Always put your spouse needs before yours. Its what many mothers do and that's why we love them so much that even a few slaps here and there from mummy whilst growing up NEVER dents our love for them. It's the key to any successful marriage and many people do it during courtship but forget about it once they are married.

One of the best comments I have seen on nairaland. You require just a minute to recognise an inteligent person

I am a prosective corper and I want to know if you will be paid state allowance if your primary assignment is at a Federal Government Parastatal e.g teaching in a federal government collge.