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Romance / Re: Please My Nairalanders, What Is Okafor's Law? by snakie86: 6:57pm On Jan 10, 2023
AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.

It means once MECCA, always ALHAJI......if you know you know

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by snakie86: 10:13pm On Mar 31, 2022
My Ex way back, somehow caught her she cheated on me with another guy (married man). Initially denied but when I psyche her as an OG, she confessed. I told her to gimme description how it all went down, if she enjoyed it and what's the dick like....
She was like, the man was in town and invited her to come see him in the hotel he lodged,when she got there, rather than staying at the bar he asked her to come to the room.
She didn't know how it happened then he started kissing her that she totally forgot herself and all she could remember was the man being fully naked and the moment he wanted to insert his d1ck inside her, she got herself back and requested to dress up.
I asked, did he removed your jean? She answered in affirmative. Did he removed your top? She answered in affirmative. Did he suck your breast too? She answered in affirmative that he started from the breast that was how she lost control. I SAID OKAY?
So, how was he able to control himself when you ask him to stop cos as a guy who I also be, that's a point of no return when a guy want to bleep. She said the man self-service himself up till he comes and she dress up after he came, so the man didn't penetrate her....
I was like, see my life outside, emi lomode yi Fe ma gbe mora...well I gat nothing to lose, lemme also continue to enjoy the Pussy cos you're only telling me this and pleading for forgiveness cos you are caught red-handed.

You find man go hotel, enter room with him, he kissed you to the extent of pulling off your cloth, suck your breast and was about to penetrate then decided to self-service off�������

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Romance / How Do You Cope Being A Side Guy? by snakie86: 10:32am On May 26, 2021
We often hear gist about side chicks and friend with benefits but less about side guys which is the opposite of being a side chick. Not so much experience we from people we hear about this scenario but as so much as we have large numbers of side chicks so their exist large number of side guys.

I'm not talking about relationship where the guy doesn't know he is a side guy but a situation where a guy is in a sexual relationship with a lady and concur to be the side guy.

I kind of differentiate a side guy from a FWB because for a FWB often times there is no emotional attachment or commitment but in this scenario of a side guy, you are actually committed into the relationship with emotions and all.

There are so many reason a guy would want to be a side guy in a relationship, what is the experience like? Have you ever been in one? How did you cope and what is the experience like? Please let's learn and share experiences

I used to have a relationship way back in the days, i was just coming out of a serious heartbreak, i needed a companion to comfort me so badly that i was ready to jump into any available relationship. I had a friend which was just normal "Hi" kind of friendship that I later got interested in and ask out. She told me she was in a relationship but normal guys parole nah, i told her I was going to do everything possible to take her from her guy if she gives me a chance, in no time our relationship kick off.

Long story short, i was aware she had a guy in her life and decided to stay and be the side guy. She claimed she had her reasons going into a relationship with me but at the same time finding it so hard doing away with the main guy. Imagine a scenario your babe telling you "babe, I'm with my boyfriend" or "I'm going to my boyfriend's place" without you raising an eyebrow or not able to do anything. You just have to accept the fact you are the side guy. Believe me, nothing pains a guy more with the full knowledge that his babe is somewhere at a particular moment getting straffed. How the relationship ended is another story as it end up in tears in the long run, i find the courage to move on later in the relationship as I can't continue playing a second fiddle in a relationship I'm committed into.

So guys that have this kind of experience, how was it like?
Education / Re: The Salary Of A Nigerian Professor After IPPIS (Pictured) by snakie86: 9:01am On May 19, 2020
MoIbrahim:
See Take Home Pay Of A Professor After IPPIS

These people have made up their minds to completely destroy the public university system.

Is this what a professors takes home in the universities that their own children do attend?

342k per month (less than $1,000) after about 20 years in service, and so many promotions.

This is just the end of the public university in Nigeria.

Note: 4th column says "gross", and gross means total including all allowances.



Bros, please we are somehow intellect here.

What is the pay structure like before IPPIS, I mean the full template as you highlighted here which will make us have a better judgement.

To the best of my knowledge, civil servant (University lecturers) are on salary scale (CONUASS), give us this pay structure with breakdown. This will allow us know if they are short paid or not.

I have seen payslip of other civil servant under IPPIS in some ministries and agencies with salaries up to a million and million plus which this salary is based on pay grade. So, I believe this shouldn't be different for lecturers too as you are to earn according to your grade.

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Phones / Re: Xaiomi Mi A3 Or Samsung A30s by snakie86: 11:35am On Nov 10, 2019
Zieus:
I was to get a new phone but am torn between this two
i was once confuse deciding what to buy between the two 2 months ago being a great lover of Samsung but I can confirm to you its never a regret going for Mi A3. The phone worth it and its good value for money

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Family / Re: SIENA GBUDJE Exposed..ladies Be Careful.. Members Be Very Careful by snakie86: 12:56pm On May 05, 2018
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 10:14am On Feb 28, 2017
snakie86:
Recovery officers are needed in ilorin urgently. Bsc or HND holder in any discipline with atleast 2 years minimum experience as a recovery officer. Applicant must be a residence of Ilorin, resumption for this position is first week of next month.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com

Applicant must be a resident of ilorin with at least two years experience as a recovery officer for a financial institution. Please, only those that meet the above criteria should send their resume. Position still open and urgently needed to be fill.

Send cv to snakie86@gmail.com

N.B: This is not a recruitment agency or scam
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by snakie86: 10:12am On Feb 28, 2017
snakie86:
Recovery officers are needed in ilorin urgently. Bsc or HND holder in any discipline with atleast 2 years minimum experience as a recovery officer. Applicant must be a residence of Ilorin, resumption for this position is first week of next month.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com

Applicant must be a resident of ilorin with at least two years experience as a recovery officer for a financial institution. Please, only those that meet the above criteria should send their resume. Position still open and urgently needed to be fill.

Send cv to snakie86@gmail.com

N.B: This is not a recruitment agency or scam
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by snakie86: 1:34pm On Feb 27, 2017
snakie86:
Recovery officers are needed in ilorin urgently. Bsc or HND holder in any discipline with atleast 2 years minimum experience as a recovery officer. Applicant must be a residence of Ilorin, resumption for this position is first week of next month.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com


Still open
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by snakie86: 3:33pm On Feb 26, 2017
opibycar1:
Good day sir. Have sent a copy of my cv. Thanks

Seen Sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by snakie86: 12:03pm On Feb 26, 2017
Recovery officers are needed in ilorin urgently. Bsc or HND holder in any discipline with atleast 2 years minimum experience as a recovery officer. Applicant must be a residence of Ilorin, resumption for this position is first week of next month.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 12:02pm On Feb 26, 2017
Recovery officers are needed in ilorin urgently. Bsc or HND holder in any discipline with atleast 2 years minimum experience as a recovery officer. Applicant must be a residence of Ilorin, resumption for this position is first week of next month.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 9:58am On Feb 08, 2017
Accounting graduate position still open and urgent
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 8:21am On Feb 08, 2017
snakie86:
Urgently in need of a female officer in ilorin for a reputable organization. The person must be very good in microsoft office application most especially excel.

Must be a female between age of 20-25 years old maximum, an ND/NCE holder resident in ilorin.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com.

Please, this is not a scam and only those who meet the criteria should send their cv. Got this information from someone and is very discreet, i just decide to help someone since i have also gotten help from this forum.

This is very urgent

Urgently in need of accounting graduate in ilorin. (Resident of ilorin only). This position is very urgent and successful candidate is expected to resume next week.
Cv can be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com
Career / Re: A Co-worker Was Sacked Yesterday For Not Coming To Work On Public Holiday. by snakie86: 4:13pm On Jan 04, 2017
kabrud:


Bro, I'm sure some people making comments have either not worked b4 or have not come of working age. Most organisations (public or private) that are productivity-driven sometimes work even on Christmas days and any other public holidays. I travelled by air on Christmas day and u know what that means, the aircrew members were onboard. Call customer care of most organisations on public holidays, go to hospitals etc. The services may be skeletal but the services are still rendered by humans. Are they saying those working on those days aren't human beings? Mtchewww.

I didn't want to delve into the aspect you mentioned above so much, more reason why i give a general overview of working conditions (With signed Offer letter or Not) of organizations which is always embedded in employee offer letter.

Do they even know that some bankers goes to work on public holidays be it christmas or sallahs? Same goes to other sector of the economy. Even some civil servants that work in specific parastatals do go to work too depending on their job schedule and requirement of their work
Career / Re: A Co-worker Was Sacked Yesterday For Not Coming To Work On Public Holiday. by snakie86: 3:44pm On Jan 04, 2017
Muafrika2:

There are people who work over holidays and weekends. You'll see my point when you get a job.

Sincerely, i read comment of some people here and i couldn't stop shaking my head.

The truth is that, the company is not a public organization. Policy of organizations varies and people that have received offer letters from various private organization will attest to the fact that even if your offer letter stated that you are to work from monday to friday aside public holidays, there is a clause which is always embedded in majority of organizations offer letter that "employee can be ask to work on long hours or their job schedule can change depending on nature and requirement of the job at particular point in time"

The clause above alone gives the organization power to ask employee to come to work as at when they deem fit because if it eventually lead to court case, the argument will be that the requirement of the job warrant you coming to work during public holiday.

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Career / Re: A Co-worker Was Sacked Yesterday For Not Coming To Work On Public Holiday. by snakie86: 3:17pm On Jan 04, 2017
hizaya61:
Dear friends, my eyes has seen many rubbish working with Indians, they maltreat we blacks as if the country belong to them. yesterday they sacked a co-worker for not coming to work on "January 2nd" public holiday, which was posted by the hr manager on the notice board. after he reported the issue to the hr manager that the head of the department "Nigerian" said they have sack him, the hr manager said there's nothing he can do. the so called "union" and the black management staff cant even say anything because the level of high service is 1000% they are always afraid of confronting this Indians, then i use to hear of people talking about modern slavery now i also have experienced it. one day very soon they will started putting chains in our hands and legs. i guess the hr manager is suppose to handle issues like this or am i wrong ?


Was he the only one ask to come to office that day? What about other staffs in the organization
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 9:16am On Dec 29, 2016
Fumbaby:





Good morning Mr snakie, I am 26 and not very good in Microsoft office application but willing to learn more, can I apply?

Send your CV, let us give it a try
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 3:22pm On Dec 28, 2016
Friday is the deadline
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 4:21pm On Dec 17, 2016
still available
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 1:34pm On Dec 14, 2016
sayyid:
Good morning,
please can one still apply for this job ?I have someone that wish to apply.
thanks

Yes
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 6:29am On Dec 14, 2016
Gofwane:
Well done oga snakie86.
I'm not applying for the job. But just want to plead with you should incase you come across anyone or company seeking for a mechanical engineering technician, i'm available.
I have about 7years of experience in the field as i've worked in a number of companies since after i graduated from technical college (GTC bukuru) in 2010
currently, i'm based in ilorin and working in a popular oil company here in ilorin.
Please if you can, check out the link on my signature for more information as regards to the type of work i do.
Thank you sir.
I will keep you posted my Boss
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacant Position In Ilorin by snakie86: 8:38am On Dec 07, 2016
Urgently in need of a female officer in ilorin for a reputable organization. The person must be very good in microsoft office application most especially excel.

Must be a female between age of 20-25 years old maximum, an ND/NCE holder resident in ilorin.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com.

Please, this is not a scam and only those who meet the criteria should send their cv. Got this information from someone and is very discreet, i just decide to help someone since i have also gotten help from this forum.

This is very urgent
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by snakie86: 7:13am On Dec 03, 2016
Urgently in need of a female officer in ilorin for a reputable organization. The person must be very good in microsoft office application most especially excel.

Must be a female between age of 20-25 years old maximum, an ND/NCE holder resident in ilorin.

Copy of CV should be forwarded to snakie86@gmail.com.

Please, this is not a scam and only those who meet the criteria should send their cv. Got this information from someone and is very discreet, i just decide to help someone since i have also gotten help from this forum.

This is very urgent
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Drinking Satchet Water. Photo Goes Viral by snakie86: 6:57am On Nov 19, 2016
What's the big deal here? Guess he was in his factory where they produce table water, pure water and fruit juice. He is just testing one of his product.

Op, in case you don't know,he is the owner of faro water and from the picture he put on faro cap and i guess the pure water too should be faro......

Just want to make something out of nothing

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Politics / Re: "It Took Us 10 Days To Count N1.2bn Money Dasuki Gave Fayose" - Witness by snakie86: 10:18am On Nov 15, 2016
hotice01:
How can u use 10 working days to count 1.2billion Naira.And he is a bank manager.....
Bankers in the house how long does it take to count 100million Naira?
Remember the money was mostly in 1000 Naira notes,plus they used counting machines.The number of people involved in the counting and machines used wasn't stated but it's obvious this guy is lying about the amount of time if took them to count the cash!

PS- I'm not defending anyone,just been logical!

I am not in doubt that it might take them 10 days to count that money, being logical lemme explain how it works for you.....

1. The bank staff that counted the money are not special people that were recruited to count Agbele's money.
2. They are the same staff that still have their normal daily work routine which they are to attend to.
3. Ado Ekiti is not really a commercial hub like Lagos, Abuja, Portharcout, Warri that will have large number of staff.
4. I doubt if they will even have a bulk room, even if they have they might not have more than 2 staff and three front tellers that will be attending to customers.
5. Assuming that the bulk room was cancelled for the time being just to count that money, i did not see a situation where the bank will draft staff from other branch to the Ado ekiti branch just to count money (That is even if there is another branch of Zenith Bank in Ekiti) not to talk of sending in staff from other locations to Ado Ekiti just to count Agbele's Money.
6. The same counting machines they will use to count the N1.2billion naira is the same they have been using to attend to customer. So i dont see a situation where they will have to buy other counting machines or request for other ones just because of Agbele's money which is just a one off transaction (Who bear the expenses for that?)
7. So, i don't foresee a situation where they will ground all other activities of the branch nor ask all staff to join hands all because they want to count Agbele's money
8. Counting of Money is not that easy per say, anyone that has been in a bulk room will attest to it. You unwrap the money, count using the machine and in case the machine did not count correctly, you need to confirm by counting with your hand after which you wrap again and append your signature. The essence of putting your signature is for confirmation that you counted the money correctly and if anything happened to it you will be held responsible if another person want to confirm the money.
9. If they did not take their time to count, how will they find out that N80million naira is missing out of the money because there was a report that the money was short of N80million after counting which caused argument between Obanikoro and Fayose.

I doubt if more than 3 people counted the money. I also doubt if it is not the same cash centre that service Akure also service Ekiti. Even to count N50million naira will take you hours in a location like Ekiti which does not have a big branch like major city centers we have in the country.

This is just my opinion
Family / Re: 7 Movies Every Married And Unmarried Couple Should Watch by snakie86: 2:02pm On Nov 09, 2016
Watch 1,2,3 & 4......They are films i keep so much. will try and watch the others.

Its all Fireproof for me, i so much love the film that i can never get tired of watching.........If you said you are having challenges in your marriage, go ask your parent how they manage to live together for so long then you will know its not easy
Car Talk / Re: Why Don't Passengers At The Back Seat Use Seatbelts? by snakie86: 6:42am On Oct 21, 2016
Negligence........as for me, i cant seat in a car without seat belt, be ot front, back or anywhere.
Maybe in a public transport though but private car MBA.............

Even in public transport, i always want to seat in front because of seat belt......if you have experience how effective using seat belt in a car is, you will never want to do away with it

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