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lt was the month of my marriage when i boarded a bus frm zaria enroute to kaduna. just as the bus was leaving i remembered something and had to alight frm the bus only to try n make a call then realise that my nokia N80 dat i saved almost 50k outa my allawee dat was just 9.5k to buy was gone. i chartered a bus n chased the bus down to a few kilometres frm kd(jaji) but found it too difficult to strip search the ladies in the bus. i had just lost my job at the time in 2008. God punish that biatch

coogar: torres got injured & chelsea fell apart.
if he is fit, i know obese charlatans like ibime & yourself would apportion him the blame.

lampard should never wear the blue shirt again if chelsea are serious about their title challenge. he's the reason chelsea can't function.

yeeaah

The penalty was soft but it happens. As for the veterans there needs to be a change of guard. cech, cole, lamps n maybe terry shd find spaces in the reserves. cech has made one too many errors, lamps, cole n terry are too slow. mangala wud b a good replacement cos luiz aint a top class center half.

solomon111: And Nigeria is not rapidly developing economically?
There are already indications that Nigeria has surpassed southafrica economically.
If india the filthiest country on earth,a nation where over 500million are in extreme poverty can be a member of BRICS,then i don't see the big deal.
And yes,membership is by invitation.

wat r u high on?

blink182: [size=20pt]This is[/size] [size=70pt]Super Story[/size] [size=20pt]a life of strife and sorrow[/size]

u think its fake? pray that it dont happen to u. ars.e

FBS: On Lukaku - no qualms the boy went out on loan. He demanded for it and he got it. He's got talent but so far I see him play only for 45mins minutes and then gone. I expect bigger things in the future from him.

On JM - oh yeah he talks too much sometimes, but I feel that he tries to be honest. I personally will and want to give him time. When it comes to football, I believe he knows more than all of us combined. He may not always get his first 11 right, but when it comes to tactical changes, the man no get rival. Let him do his job.

On Mata-, dude won CPOTS twice but that dont mean nada now and when matches get physical, he simply disappears. That said and for now, he remains the ONLY creative player in the squad.

Expect a CRAZY season.


and er, f.ck stats. They NEVER ALWAYS show the real thing.

on point xcept 4 dat creative player jumbo. his type get lost in the big games

GustavoFring: Yes of course.

He was the player of the season twice in a row playing that position, but he is rubbish because you say so....

so cos kaka has won d ballon d'or before he MUST continue to play even when its clear he's ruining d game? if u like gather xavi's stats,if ur team loses no ones gonna remember dat especially when u cudnt contribute wit a goal or assist. thats y chelsea has struggled to b consistent all this while,supporting history over performance

mithel: Juan Mata created the most chances (3) and completed 94% of his 53 passes against Norwich #CFC #Chelsea

how many goals or assists? at times i even forgot he was on the pitch. who did he create the chances for? at least we saw ba,oscar,hazard,willian,even eto'o. the only one(assist) i can remember was for ba n it didnt end well so doesnt count.

its now clear why mata rocks the bench. he deserves to be there. he cant replace oscar in the ACM position. he'd better play as a winger or come on as a sub. lampard is past his time. luiz can do better.

honeric01: Feeding me with what? A cat telling a dog it should be happy its giving the dog 'milk' to drink ba?

They'll call off strike if they get their salaries, trying to make the world believe ASUU is only fighting for their salary. This won't work. We all know your stand with this govt, you can't be caught saying or spreading anything against this govt.

Do tell us something new.

dont mind d eediot. they havent bn paid salary for two months.

[quote author=lalaboi][/quote]torres n co cant b sent on loan cos they cant learn any new tricks due to age. he needs the game time to mature n b ready for the european challenge, not playing penalties like a whoose.

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dayokanu: So why are Mourinhos team getting reduced to 10 men? How can he win finals vs Mourinho when Joses team dont get to finals?

The same BvB dealth with Mourinho and sacked him from Madrid

The last final Mourinho played Pep he lost out as usual

their last game at camp nou with 11 men ended how? who won the copa del rey final even with ten men? who chased pep outa barcelona abi na uefalona? because he won a glorified charity sheild by luck against 10 men u want us to believe he is better? mou has unlocked tiki taka. just pray dat u avoid him anytime anywhere cos na se finis be dat. very soon pep wud make them change his present clubs name to uefa munich. pasha sharer

dayokanu: Tell us about Jose record against Pep and lets evaluate

Pep reconfirmed in Prague Okafors theory that "once debe always Debe"

how many matches has pep won against mous 11 men? @sshole always relying on red cards to win. how many finals has he won vs mou? outfoxed only to rely on injury time lucky goal n u r here running ur mouth. we dey now, we go c how he'd win even 10 men without messi n luck. brazil showed the world how to deal with tiki taka. wat am i saying, bvb has already shown us how to deal wit pee pee

i now c d reason y som peeps call him THE CLUELESS ONE. why r d okadas assembled in nigeria not also called 'made in nigeria'? a car dat wont b able to survive more than one year. olorunmaaje

dayokanu: In the times of George Best when they were using brown balls, Wearing trouser to play, English sides were superior to german sides but in the last 2 yrs things have changed evidenced by 2 German clubs shytting on the grounds of Wembley

I am sure Churchill had nightmares seeing two Krautz taking turns in the English theater of football

how i wish chelsea meet bayern in the second round so that jose shuts ur trap finally. u can come with ur 'pack the bus' theories but it wont change the fact that u'd b knocked out. mou rules

GustavoFring: I have seen nothing to suggest that Alaba lacks defensive discipline

its just lyk saying david luiz is a disciplined centre half

ashley cole is 32. u dont expect him to run the lines like a 21 year old alaba. defensively, u cant compare the two. it wud b lyk ccmparing r. carlos n maldini. so it now depends on the manager: if u lyk sexy fast free flowing attacking football u go with alaba; if u want a disciplined defensive display, u go with cole. trty to educate urself a lil more.

ANYONE THAT CHOOSES A TECNO PHANTOM A+ OR WHATEVER OVER A SAMSUNG S3 IS MOST LIKELY A BROKE @SS WANKSTA.

seanbond00: Most of the PEPs here are KIDS. Imagine people using phone to toast woman. Anyways, you kids need to grow up. By the, what sort of women will date you because of the phone you use? A slot, gold digger, or underage?
Any sensible woman will not date you because of the phone you use. So please kids, GROW UP!

bros e be like u dunno how girls tink. they check out ur phone, ur appearance, ur car as per 1st impressions.

[quote author=waldigit ]Pls. This forum is not the right place to debate this, shekau has already challenged you pple to a debate on whether it is islam that mandated the killings or not. Go and take up the challenge, stop wasting your time here cos the dead does not need either your prayer or your curse. Shalom[/quote]wat abt d lord resistance army in angola? were dey not also senseless murderers killing in God's or Jesus's name? illiterate. RIP to the dead

lukaku missed an important penalty n was stoopid abt it. thats wat got him d boot.

kpofkpof: Now I'm in a dilema.

I work with one of the new generation banks and my monthly take home(NET) is 375,000. I have been toying with the idea of changing my Nokia phone, I have used it for over 5years and it's beginning to give me problems becos I'm fond of dropping my phones easily. The screen is broken and I have changed that screen twice before.

Before I got that Nokia, I had always been a samsung person. Now when I saw the S4, I fell in love with it and decided to get it. On my way to Slot, I met a colleague while in traffic at computer village, we parked and got gisting. I told him I wanted to get an S4, you won't believe this colleague who currently uses an S4 advised me to save my money and get a tecno phantom A+. I hv never heard nor seen the phone before!

I became confused. He was of the opinion that they do the same thing- that if he were to buy now, he will pick Tecno over the S4. I went a step ahead and spoke to one of the engineers at slot and he confirmed that they do the same thing. According to him, the disadvantage of Tecno is that it already has the 'chinko' stigma as can be verified in this thread and it doesn't have warranty unlike the samsung S4.

Now I'm more confused. Please can someone just advise me on the phone to buy stating his/her reasons.

Thank you

u r a big girl now. wat u need is an s4 or a sony xperia z not some chinko phone. s4 has some unique features like eye pause while xperia z is water proof

berem: Why shall i shame for the phone i bought with my money? I dey craze? I love tecno phones like mad!

Tecno Rocks!!

broke @ss

tycoon3: watin u mean, na watin samsung fit do way tecno phantop A no fit do, guy no dey form familiarity for here
#teamtecno samsung going in verysoon just as bb

my guy 4get dat yarn. can tecno eye pause?

delvinmaya: very stupid report and preposterous, also quite annoying. to understand why ASUU is on strike, one needs to read the comments of some people in this thread. i swear,your power of reasoning is either too low or non existent.
first,i believe a warrant or whatever interpol issued on her was on the aftermath of the attack,despite her "past" crimes,so why would she have been arrested?
second,they said she was prob dressed in the traditional islamic way a woman is supposed to be dressed,which means you would not even know if the woman walking beside you was white or black. so how did they know she was even in nigeria.
third, what offence did she commit,that warranted her having to bribe the police
yes,the nigerian police are corrupt, but even a dunce should see a spinned tale, but trust certain nigerians who all they want to see or hear is bad things about their country,mumu people

she was sought as far back as 2011. n these 'brits' have more authentic intel than ur sss can fathom.

ASUU is on strike, we are currently in darkness in a state capital, street urchins are begging for food and sincere 9gerian is filling us with his toilet logic. A proverb 'a dog was told a party was on going in his house. He said let me see proof on the ground (in the form of bones)'. When we can only manage two meals a day as a middle class family, imaging what the lower class is going through.

CFCfan: ^^
That's why Busquets can easily play as aCM/AM in MANY national teams and even clubs as well.

he can play as a CM or AM but not as a DM. was it nt ordinary thiago motta dat xposed him as a fraud in the UCL? he's good with the ball, not off it.

no mind abati n his lies.

dayokanu: You are saying Yaya no longer plays as a DM yet youre also saying Yaya is a better DM than Busquets?

Yaya is tactically indisciplined to play as a DM thats why it was easy for Busquets to displace him easily

Why am I surprised, Wasnt it on this same Chelsea thread that multiple posters told us Joke COle was better than Schweinsteiger

I dont expect much knowledge from Chelsea fans anyway

how can busquets b d best dm? where was he when barca wer torn 7-0 n spain 3-0? how was it dat wen ngr met spa mikel played an interesting role? 4 ur info tiki-taka dont need a dm. evry one is wholy involved wen they lose possession,no dirty work man. he's just an avg player riding on xtra ordinary players glory. javi martinez is nt his mate