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Is it just me or whatever but I did not quite feel this edition of Ultimate search.

hmmmm, you never see anything yet o! they kidnap everybody perceived to have money.

haba what is my friend vic's pic doing on nairaland?

Is it by votes? I trust nairalanders to rig the votes. After all, we are plenty!

hmmm eyen eka ntoro ke dooooo!!! infact mme ino ema edi ufon nyin some days ago. took everything the could. Well armed!

okay please do post pics o! make I go see mme okop usem

ette mbok mbagha ke udua nyom ebe o! ebe awak ke Uyo mi. mbighiba sia mba ke Uyo.

Hey everyone, I got this from one of my friends on facebook and I thought I should share it with you guys so enjoy.

My dad tot me SELF CONFIDENCE : U can be anythn u wanna be, but as long as am paying d tuition ,ur gonna be an accountant.
My dad tot me TO BELIEVE IN ME : U r my son dats why.
My dad tot me HARDWORK : When i was ur age i always came first.
My dad tot me ECONOMICS : I know der said 50bucks,but here 30bucks shud do it.
My dad tot me MODESTY : sure! u can hav ur own room, when u hav ur own house.
My dad tot me MEMORY : u'll thank me for this someday!
My dad tot me FAMILY VALUES : If u cant share with ur broda, den u'l hav none.
My dad tot me IMAGINATION : Just pretend its an X5.
My dad tot me TRANSCIENTIAL THINKIN : I'm sure Bill Gate's Father told him d same thing.
My dad tot me PEER PRESSURE : Tell them u'd hav to ask me for permission.
My dad tot me ETIQUETTE : When i said u shud be more like me , i ddnt min u shud drink GULDER too.
My dad tot me TEAMWORK : Ur brother will give u his wen it gets 2small 4him.
My dad tot me PRECISION : When i said ur uncle shud take a wife, i neva meant som1 else's.
My dad tot me FAITH : better pray ur teacher says it was only some else who looks just like u,
My dad tot me LIENG WITHOUT SIN : Tell dem ur mom said am not at home!!

http://www.facebook.com/notes.php?id=533065235

sefi inua nte edikan ikongggg, itong nkpo

hmmm amaka, yea right!

half waterlemon

pawpaw

apples

oranges

sliced cabbages

green peppers

edikan ikong soup

pineapples

2 packs of dansa fruit juice

some left over eva wine

eva water

dog meat(just kidding)

ice blocks

milk

jam

salad dressing

4 bottles of pepsi lite

eggs

a loaf of whole wheat bread

AMAKA again! wow, I was getting tired of the conventional fried yam. Thanks a lot amaka.

Okay, AMAKA, let me say it out. What can't you cook?

she is a fine girl, no doubt, but she is spoiling the video. She has the famous "christian mother arm" and she blatantly wore a spaghetti strap short gown, now that is a big fashion no no. Besides, she seems too clingy in the video, she no gree make other girls dance with her "husband".

make una dey beef, Ini is getting married this month. nonsense people

dog

hmmm amaka, well, that is an irony of life

ugba


isi ewu

you are welcome, Ify. Dog meat a.k.a 404 or J5 is not used for soup or stew or any other thing. It is enjoyed exclusively the way I described it, but it is also served with boiled ripe planatains. I had the opportunity of overcoming my disgust and tasting it this evening at a popular joint here in Uyo and I must confess it tastes good. It's not for the fainthearted, though. It takes some strongheartedness to actually eat dog. I was almost crying as I was eating it but I could not just stop for the life of me. I will not try it again abeg. I will stick to the meat I am used to!

okay, I get the video stuff but what's with your pics here? are you 9ice's brother or wannabe?

yea Emad, starring EMAD as Shakira

Okay, for the records, I do not eat dog meat but I have seen the way it is prepared so I think I can give the recipe a try here:

ingredients: chunks of dog meat

lots of pepper

onions

maggi

effirin leaves known as ntong leaves here in Akwa Ibom

salt to taste

blend the pepper, onions together and put into the meat. Add the maggi cubes and salt and then allow meat to steam till tender. Add the spice leaves(its usually very much cos of the strong flavour).

add a little water, allow to boil till the stock is quite thick. serve with palm wine.

and rags too

ddcfft:
Nigeria wil never stop foolin denselves, ok can hollywood start actin wit our names, as[b] 4 omotola she shuld kip on openin her legs 4 every tom privates and harry, [/b] sori 2say sha bt i herd it from a producer. nadia, van viker, n jakie appia shulb beta go bk 2 their country. genevive is a fool 4 comin bk 2d industry, she looks like an aids patient, hey God jayz c don suffer, imagin jim iyke actin 2b jayz, did u guys c their shakira, nollywood 2 copy, sha i no blame them.

Don't you think that is a rather too heavy allegation?

no airrrrr

Chikki tastes like rubber, Mimee tastes like spoilt onions, so likewise O! Indomie Jollof made me feel like I had been cheated. I love Indomie Peppersoup but my all time favourite is Indomie Chicken Flavour, with boiled eggs especially. Kai, I am hungry.

Yesterday I watched Soul E's song "e soji" on MTVbase and I was miffed when I saw his wife dancing so wobbly. It really got me pissed off cos in my opinion, she has no business appearing in music videos, until she at least loses the flabby body. What do you think?

Shania Twain. I don't think Celine Dion has released any new song in a while, right now, I am feeling Shania very much and I think she will give Celine a run for her money.

hmm, quickgirl, whoever advised you to put up this pic is not doing you any good. Did you not know that you do not post pictures for peoples' opinions here? well, na you know.

queenzzyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! somebody tell me I am dreaming! dem been steal my phone so I don get new number. Let me send it to you via your facebook address.

silly things I have done for love? I still feel ashamed each time I think of the unthinkable things I did.

kachi make you no put mouth for our talk nowwwww, I wan make she yarn me