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whitelxi come unto yahoo messenger immediately, gist dey!!!

hmmmm phelps has won 8 medals and Nigeria has not won even wood medal. Chai. na wa o!

mustay that odemwingie pic be as e get o! you know say we dey talk of male brocos here, from that pic, odemwingie get pingolo, not brocos 

hmmm, so long as he is not married, you get luck.

Really sad stories

these days each time I look at my father, I feel like crying, I notice that the strong man of when I was young has aged. I see gray hairs and I nothice the way he reacts to things these days is not as he used to. I look at him and I imagine life without him, it brings tears to my eyes. Not one day passes without my telling him I love him.

I watched my grandma go senile and die in my arms last march, I never came to terms with her death until I saw her being lowered into the grave. I had this feeling of despondency and that kind of made me see the finality of death. I wept like a baby because I had lost someone I loved very much. Memories of our times together still flood my mind everyday.

I was in school today to check my NYSC posting when I saw a notice on the wall. It was a student affairs officer who had helped me so much in school and I was on my way to give her a bottle of wine and to show her something she had always wanted me to show to her when I saw her Obituary poster. I threw all caution to the wind and wept out loud.

I was at the hospital yesterday to visit a friend and in the same ward I was in, a little girl lost her mother. I watched as she wept for her mother and I also started crying. I could not help but hold her close to me. It is really a sad world we live in.

echelon, I am from Ohafia, Abia State. My mum is from Calabar, Cross River State, I live in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. Lived here all my life.

Ulari- beautiful thing

Ikoro- talking drum

Ugonma- beautiful eagle (my name)

Imagha-

Chiori- consuming God

all these are Ohafia names

ette kryptix mbok nnyin iminenie itie ndito okop usem. se enye do.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-69425.0.html

nj11:
Hey let me remind you that not everybody from cross river state can speak Efik,so the next time you are posting any thing like this be specific.
It should be if you can speak Efik or ibibio not if you are from Cross River State.

@ POSTER.

ette kpe mokop. Okay, so which of the Cross river languages do you speak? I speak Ejagham so which one? Boo ba.

Okay, here goes

Idim Idorenyin ikpagha iyak

teep teep oyogho abang

deedeeb ku kokorooo

okay okay, Ify I get it nowww. I remember that dish. It is delicious o!

Oh God, I want to confess my sins in advance, I am going to be ogling and drooling over some people this coming week. I know I have been trying to lead a holy life but God, these people just won't help me. Oh God, please may rapture not take place while I am committing the sin of lookery in the coming week. Thank you for answering my prayers. Amen.

ify, unripe plantain and peppersoup? I am trying to understand that combo.

wow this is so true, but this is one "sin" I do not wish to stop committing ie ogling the male anatomy.

I read it in City People yesterday but they are both denying it.

For me, I will go as far as having plastic surgery, and I will have it soon,

I am not a hater, I like the song but I think she should have done her dancing behind the camera and left the real thing to be done by the "professionals".

I am just wondering, since marriage is till death part us, as he has remarried, what if he runs into the first wife, shebi he can still have sex with her? please this is just my brain playing games.

the go is good o!

I hate pizza as in hate it with a passion.

I am glad to see StylPlus still has fans after all. I know that one day they will rise to a higher height than all others

ado ok

londoncool, we call it ewa in Uyo so he is correct.

[quote author=pussy_full link=topic=20457.msg2637848#msg2637848 date=1218402159]you all have to sleep with each one of them so we can know how good they are when dey do the act of inserting the hard dangling dik inside hot juicy wet pot opened wide when the legs are wide eagle spread and the dik is inserted and goes through like hot knife through butter - we need to know who pumps the best.[/quote]sheeessshhh!!! enough already.

hmmmm, well I think Jim Iyke met his match sometime ago at a bar in Lagos. I read in City people that he was in the VIP section of a bar so went out for a moment. While he was away, Paddy Adenuga and friends entered the place and instructed the bouncers not to let anyone in for whatever reason. Jim came back and was denied entrance, that is when he began to shout and curse, I read Paddy said,"whoever that is should be given as much drinks as he wanted but would not be allowed into the VIP lounge". When I read it, I was like,"oh boy see levels na".

if he is ur boyfriend then you should know which of them he is. I no dey struggle am with anybody abeg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnQmmcw1gKM&feature=related

that is the link to the video. enjoy.

I do not know where to place Pastor Okotie, first he said God told him he was Nigeria's president, he is not yet the president, and other controversial stuff. Well, it is his life, he is human. I can't judge him.