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Ranchhoddas:
What about Tyrion? Is he a physical hero.Is there anyone more worthy of Casterly Rock than him? When Mance Rayder attacked Castle Black, Samwell rose to the occasion while Lords like Janos Slynt (former commander of the City Watch by the way) cowered in fear. When it comes down to it, Hornhill would not get a better heir than Samwell Tarly.

You still don't understand what the guy is saying,Dwarfs and Non fighters born into high blood family cannot be looked up to.In that era,people like Jamie Lannister and Eddard stark would forever be favoured for any position rather than people with brains. As In common sense is not common In that Era

Tylive:
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Militants threaten to launch six missiles in Niger Delta
A consolidated group of militants under the aegis of the Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force (JNDLF) yesterday, threatened to launch six missiles in the Niger Delta.
The group said it would begin the testing of its six missiles, which would last for three days, on June 7.
Though it did not disclose the nature of the missiles, it warned that no airplanes should fly in and out of the country within the period. The weapons are, according to the group, capable of hitting any object despite its size.
It said its fighters, trained for that purpose, had already arrived in the region with its foreign partners through what it described as the country’s porous borders.
The group, in an electronic statement, said it took the decision to further wreack havoc in the region at a meeting attended in Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital, by its commanders.
The militant group said Bayelsa State, not Delta State, is the command base of the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) and warned the Commissioner of Information and Orientation in Bayelsa, Mr. Jonathan Obuebite, to stop criticising the NDA.
The group, in the statement which repeatedly referred to President Muhammadu Buhari as Pharaoh, said the highest organ of JNDLF, the Joint Revolutionary Council (JRC), concluded that the launching of the missiles would signal its readiness for the final break-up of the country.
Signatories to the statement identified themselves as ‘General’ Torunanaowei Latei (Creek Network Coordinator); ‘General’ Agbakakuro Owei-Tauro (Pipeline Bleeding Expert); ‘General’ Akotebe Darikoro (Commander, General Duties) and ‘General’ Pulokiri Ebikade (Intelligence Bureau).
The group said: “After extensive and exhaustive deliberation by all commanders of
various groups in Yenagoa, the heart of the Niger Delta struggle met last night and as part of our mission, we are going to test six (6) of our missiles in the region. This is to show the Federal Government our readiness for the American prediction.
“There should be no form of helicopter to fly around in the region as we will not guarantee the safety of such object. The people of the Niger Delta region should not panic in the course of test running the six missiles.”
The group said it might decide within the week to shut down the Nigerian satellite orbit to disable communication in the country, warning that within its three days of launching the missiles no airplanes should fly in and out of the country.
It said: “Our struggle is not for any human blood, but we have been pushed to
the wall for justice because our patience is running out daily basis as Nigerian uniform men kill our innocent people continuously.
“Nigerian military should as a matter of urgency leave peacefully the Ijaw communities they are presently in, the next 48 hours under the guise of searching for the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) or else we should not be blamed for whatever catastrophe that may befall such officers and the likely affected families of the officers should not blame
the region.
“We have consulted our war gods (deities) that enough is enough and that the time has come. Since the present Pharaoh of Nigeria, President Buhari is to preside over the disintegration of the country it is a good omen.
“Henceforth, any attack on Ijaw communities or person(s) by the military or para-military body in the region, we will not hesitate to order our shoot-at-sight squad of any uniform personnel in the region.”
It added: “We ask all Service Chiefs, including Minister of Defence to shamefully resign their positions because Nigeria has no security in whatever form. Bravo to our Foreign Marine Crack Team for their ability to shut down Nigerian obsolete surveillance equipment.”

Militants threaten to launch six missiles in Niger Delta
A consolidated group of militants under the aegis of the Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force (JNDLF) yesterday, threatened to launch six missiles in the Niger Delta.
The group said it would begin the testing of its six missiles, which would last for three days, on June 7.
Though it did not disclose the nature of the missiles, it warned that no airplanes should fly in and out of the country within the period. The weapons are, according to the group, capable of hitting any object despite its size.
It said its fighters, trained for that purpose, had already arrived in the region with its foreign partners through what it described as the country’s porous borders.
The group, in an electronic statement, said it took the decision to further wreack havoc in the region at a meeting attended in Yenagoa, the Bayelsa State capital, by its commanders.
The militant group said Bayelsa State, not Delta State, is the command base of the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) and warned the Commissioner of Information and Orientation in Bayelsa, Mr. Jonathan Obuebite, to stop criticising the NDA.
The group, in the statement which repeatedly referred to President Muhammadu Buhari as Pharaoh, said the highest organ of JNDLF, the Joint Revolutionary Council (JRC), concluded that the launching of the missiles would signal its readiness for the final break-up of the country.
Signatories to the statement identified themselves as ‘General’ Torunanaowei Latei (Creek Network Coordinator); ‘General’ Agbakakuro Owei-Tauro (Pipeline Bleeding Expert); ‘General’ Akotebe Darikoro (Commander, General Duties) and ‘General’ Pulokiri Ebikade (Intelligence Bureau).
The group said: “After extensive and exhaustive deliberation by all commanders of
various groups in Yenagoa, the heart of the Niger Delta struggle met last night and as part of our mission, we are going to test six (6) of our missiles in the region. This is to show the Federal Government our readiness for the American prediction.
“There should be no form of helicopter to fly around in the region as we will not guarantee the safety of such object. The people of the Niger Delta region should not panic in the course of test running the six missiles.”
The group said it might decide within the week to shut down the Nigerian satellite orbit to disable communication in the country, warning that within its three days of launching the missiles no airplanes should fly in and out of the country.
It said: “Our struggle is not for any human blood, but we have been pushed to
the wall for justice because our patience is running out daily basis as Nigerian uniform men kill our innocent people continuously.
“Nigerian military should as a matter of urgency leave peacefully the Ijaw communities they are presently in, the next 48 hours under the guise of searching for the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) or else we should not be blamed for whatever catastrophe that may befall such officers and the likely affected families of the officers should not blame
the region.
“We have consulted our war gods (deities) that enough is enough and that the time has come. Since the present Pharaoh of Nigeria, President Buhari is to preside over the disintegration of the country it is a good omen.
“Henceforth, any attack on Ijaw communities or person(s) by the military or para-military body in the region, we will not hesitate to order our shoot-at-sight squad of any uniform personnel in the region.”
It added: “We ask all Service Chiefs, including Minister of Defence to shamefully resign their positions because Nigeria has no security in whatever form. Bravo to our Foreign Marine Crack Team for their ability to shut down Nigerian obsolete surveillance equipment.”

penzino:
GLO. But these days, if you subscribe for their 2k5 plan, your data connection becomes unstable and annoying. Am i alone on this

Everything boils down to yah location.Here in my place kts very very fast and reliable.so if it's slow 4 you try Mtn

Raufrukayat:
Yes, they accept it.

Pls o, I need FUTA Putme questions.
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pls, past questions also Phy math biology chemist and physics sis raufrukayat. solahudeen15@gmail.com

Fkforyou:
I think am done with vampire diaries... I mean the show is now a joke, no true villain's any more since the departure of the originals and maybe that Stephan's doppelganger.. . "Heretics...Heretics", I was expecting some badass villains only for them to turn out to be some love starved puppys.....I mean, in a space of 3 episodes they changed from being villains of the show to just....how do I put it self? same thing with that huntress...... It just as if you saw the shadow of something advancing towards you and you were expecting it to be a lion only for it to turn out to be a pussycat.. that's how I feel about the villains in VD...

As for the originals, I pray they keep it up. The show is awesome... and I believe there's a lot to learn from the show unlike VD.

That bolded part got me lol.TVD is becoming dry and dry with each season.The time jump was a flop sef apart from the lame Heretics.The Originals All the way. Pray CW does not do anything funny anytime soon

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InvertedHammer:
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Stop exposing your idiocy.

People still in college have hands.

Go and farm. There are no jobs especially for goons.
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Ogbeni show me farm and I will know what to to say. Mumu.Empty skull good as that of a dead man

InvertedHammer:
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Can you imagine if one of you lazy fellows had cultivated tomatoes all these while you were perambulating the city with your CVs, you will be sitting on a gold mine right now.

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Oh really? ,show me your farm IDIOT and kindly expose ur silliness more by providing proof that I av graduated from the university....Zombies wey never chop

Eze2000:
NIGERIA WOULD HAVE SPLIT UP EVEN BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR. THE NORTHERS' DESIRE TO BE SEPARATE....THAT'S WHAT STARTED THE WAR.
RIOTS LED TO D KILLING OF CHRISTIANS ANDF THE THEN DOMINANT IGBOS. THE HEAD OF STATE AT THE TIME WOULD HAVE ALLOW THE BATTERED EASTERS BREAK AWAY BUT THEN THEY REALISED ALL THE MONEY PAYING FOR D MASSIVE PROJECTS IN THE NORTH CAME FOR OIL.......HENCE THE WAR FOR A ONE NIGERIA.

CULLED FROM NEWS OF THE WORD (1967 VERSION)

But oil was not a thing of focus then until after the civil war.

Mtchew,New gold in town is Tomato,most precious and scarce liquid is petrol.Niger deltas blowing bombs just to suffer their people.Rent helicopter and go blow the Senate house.Shikena,They will hear you by then.

This is terrible. Probably substandard products used.
BTW some will still come here and blame "Boooohari"
*suprised I called him that,i dislike him as much as I dislike the opposition.They are all motherf*ckers and web they are done looting,Bye bye Nigerian.i only pity those Niger delta people,they should av found a means to rent an helicopter and blow the Senate house instead of all this suffering they are adding to suffering*

Yeah everything is broke.infact all our politicians are broke in the brain(Lack of senses). Mtchew

Yeepa, this almost made me 4get Naija Crisis ...
This is one of the tinz that happen when you smoke oshogbo weeds for the first time

So this is why our former captain was a shadow of his former sef b4 retirement.See the bunkery he dey engage in.

pls everyone, Are u allowed to use EFCC Wi-Fi while in custody and where did he get the device?

Anijay1212:
I realy enjoyed your comment brother,and you captured everything in a very hilarious manner.Cheers

Thanks Bro.

spotmataz:
This is a farm. Dug out pond, and we now have a lot of these farms here now.

I tell you,even the lands are polluted, so everything is just complicated there.

Bishops10:
Guy for this kind Scarcity of fuel and light na im person go use him 3% battery read all this epistle

But you still read am sha

Thewrath:
Are you suggesting the NDA withdraw their demands?
Or that their demands are not in the interest of our people.

They always start by saying they are doing this things 4 the people but the pot-bellied leaders we have are not affected at all.Maybe,they should kidnap a LG chairman and starve him for some days.That would pass a message

Thewrath:
Not like I want the bombing to continue,but it seem to be the only way to get govt attention in this country.
We the people suffer when the bombs go off.
We the people still suffer if the bombs don't go off.........so either ways,we always suffer!
It's a sacrifice we have to make and who knows,we might be liberated someday.

Not supporting BUBU,but when tge bombs go off,we suffer more,Marine life suffers,Health hazard increases.They are in a well conducive environ

When Av not eating amd op is trying to divide 9ja on Nairaland

Fani kayode ? Pls,This hunger is already taking its toll on me.I must be hallucinating Nonsense hits NL
Let us wise up,we all saw how wike and aregbesola were joking during the governors forum.This is a game to them.Like Game of thrones,Enemies come together to defeat certain group(This case?ACN,CPC,APGA all coming 2gether to defeat PDP).People fron the same group can also betray one another,like when Bolton stabbed Rob Stark in the back chest(This case? Pdp members coming to APC,saraki and co.)My point ? The same people still govern us Again and Again.
It is seriously heartbreaking to see that many people appreciate what is happening in the niger delta.Some call it liberation.Pls what is liberating about it,These people are destroying the little things we are managing to atleast survive in this corrupt country(Not an APC or PDP fan).They wont stop bombing and our Daura president who i see as Sturborn wont also give them wat they want,Who continues to suffer? We the bloody civilians of course.Funny thing, i dont see any serious person the PDP are willing to nominate to tackle Mr. President come 2019(Fayose ? ),well lets wait till then.Then what ?,Anoda person enters after sweet campaign and sugar coated lies(After which they tell us,they met d country in a state they never imagined).This new person has two options,Continue fighting dem(i.e Niger millitants) or give ammnesty.If he does the former We continue to suffer and if he does the later,how many years will it take for anoda group to come 2geder all in the name of our "Oil"(whereas there is an hidden agender,they know they will later get ammnesty).Then the Lagos people too that av heard that oil too is already floating on their land will come with their own Demands(Trust me,Lagos Boys matter will actually be much worse than that of 9ja delta people).
What Did we achieve under obasanjo ?(Telephone i think ,And he increased the oil money shortly b4 vacating his post)
Under Yar'Adua nko(R.I.P.):He said he came wif 7 points agenda or what sef ? Within the two years or three we saw nofin.His vice didnt continue fron there and they say have plans for us(Nigerians)
Jonathan nko:Our security flaws was opened to the world during this tenure by the Abducion of chibok girls,he also did the subsidy stuff,we had to buy fuel for #150,tgen after all the hues and cries he reduced it to 97 then 87 shortly b4 leaving the post.
*Buhari is here again and all i see is a stuborn man in his 70's trying to make sure things turn out the way he wants(By force by Fire,BTW i voted for him),Focusing on corruption while everything else is going down the drain.Busy fighting Boko,Niger delta millitants,Dasuki,Metuh,Saraki(Not sure) while the latest Gold in town is Tomatoe.The fuc.king truth is dasuki aint going to jail,saraki aint going to jail(Probably resign which I also doubt),metuh aint going to jail(D guy don dey abroad now 4 fake medical enjoyment treatment,Kanu will probably also be realeased after many of his rights has been violated within and outside custody(D guy sef don dey pity himself).so WTF are you doing Baba,Mai writeup sef dey shake as d boi don dey battle wif hunger(English don change to Pidgin).Bottom line,The fight is in our hands,we are so gullible in this country that I wonder and come to the conclusion that people that av sinned seriously in the past life were piled 2gether and dumped here in this place we call home.
Come 2019,i predict that buhari will win again and the cycle might continue except he CHANGE.Thats just my mind.mess Obasanjo,R.I.P Yar'Adua(He did no wrong),Fuc.k Jonathan like seriously(somewhere sipping tea in ghist mode abi),Mr. President its rude but mess you too as long as you kontinue like dis.Chibok girls are been released day by day(Diaris God oo.)
Any Politician that has stolen from us in this country(God punish you too and you will Die horribly,i promise you that one).
Dis is just a hungry me talking.Peace Out

Let us wise up,we all saw how wike and aregbesola were joking during the governors forum.This is a game to them.Like Game of thrones,Enemies come together to defeat certain group(This case?ACN,CPC,APGA all coming 2gether to defeat PDP).People fron the same group can also betray one another,like when Bolton stabbed Rob Stark in the back chest(This case? Pdp members coming to APC,saraki and co.)My point ? The same people still govern us Again and Again.
It is seriously heartbreaking to see that many people appreciate what is happening in the niger delta.Some call it liberation.Pls what is liberating about it,These people are destroying the little things we are managing to atleast survive in this corrupt country(Not an APC or PDP fan).They wont stop bombing and our Daura president who i see as Sturborn wont also give them wat they want,Who continues to suffer? We the bloody civilians of course.Funny thing, i dont see any serious person the PDP are willing to nominate to tackle Mr. President come 2019(Fayose ? ),well lets wait till then.Then what ?,Anoda person enters after sweet campaign and sugar coated lies(After which they tell us,they met d country in a state they never imagined).This new person has two options,Continue fighting dem(i.e Niger millitants) or give ammnesty.If he does the former We continue to suffer and if he does the later,how many years will it take for anoda group to come 2geder all in the name of our "Oil"(whereas there is an hidden agender,they know they will later get ammnesty).Then the Lagos people too that av heard that oil too is already floating on their land will come with their own Demands(Trust me,Lagos Boys matter will actually be much worse than that of 9ja delta people).
What Did we achieve under obasanjo ?(Telephone i think ,And he increased the oil money shortly b4 vacating his post)
Under Yar'Adua nko(R.I.P.):He said he came wif 7 points agenda or what sef ? Within the two years or three we saw nofin.His vice didnt continue fron there and they say have plans for us(Nigerians)
Jonathan nko:Our security flaws was opened to the world during this tenure by the Abducion of chibok girls,he also did the subsidy stuff,we had to buy fuel for #150,tgen after all the hues and cries he reduced it to 97 then 87 shortly b4 leaving the post.
*Buhari is here again and all i see is a stuborn man in his 70's trying to make sure things turn out the way he wants(By force by Fire,BTW i voted for him),Focusing on corruption while everything else is going down the drain.Busy fighting Boko,Niger delta millitants,Dasuki,Metuh,Saraki(Not sure) while the latest Gold in town is Tomatoe.The fuc.king truth is dasuki aint going to jail,saraki aint going to jail(Probably resign which I also doubt),metuh aint going to jail(D guy don dey abroad now 4 fake medical enjoyment treatment,Kanu will probably also be realeased after many of his rights has been violated within and outside custody(D guy sef don dey pity himself).so WTF are you doing Baba,Mai writeup sef dey shake as d boi don dey battle wif hunger(English don change to Pidgin).Bottom line,The fight is in our hands,we are so gullible in this country that I wonder and come to the conclusion that people that av sinned seriously in the past life were piled 2gether and dumped here in this place we call home.
Come 2019,i predict that buhari will win again and the cycle might continue except he CHANGE.Thats just my mind.mess Obasanjo,R.I.P Yar'Adua(He did no wrong),Fuc.k Jonathan like seriously(somewhere sipping tea in ghist mode abi),Mr. President its rude but mess you too as long as you kontinue like dis.Chibok girls are been released day by day(Diaris God oo.)
Any Politician that has stolen from us in this country(God punish you too and you will Die horribly,i promise you that one).
Dis is just a hungry me talking.Peace Out

Abeg
Cc Lalasticlala
Mynd4r and co. This is worth discussing,so take it to tge FP(Foreign Land)