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The figure given may even exceed that amount.

oluwasegun135:
Neco doesn't....just your grade that's all

Thanx Oluwasegun, God bless u for ur response.

I know WAEC normally insert the date of birth of candidates on their certificates, but I don't know if NECO does same!

Please anyone that have answer to this should reply ASAP. House urgent answers please.

Thanks in anticipation

Please house, when you notice any mistake, can someone edit his/her data when you have already submitted and printed out de seven pages out?

Or does editing, submitting, and printing out for the second time amount to DOUBLE registration, which they warned against?

Please urgent and honest answer is required ASAP. Thanks

EdoBoy90:
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Not necessary. They only created columns where you can fill in your primary school, secondary school and your courses grade, and university.
During screening all that would be presented for proper verification.

. Thanx EdoBoy for de info, I thought I was de only one dat noticed it.

But in previous DSSC shortlistment, dey use to provide columns for uploading Certificates, why is it different this time around?

During the registration, I noticed that there is no space to upload Certificates like NYSC discharge, Degree, SSCE etc! Pls house did anyone noticed the same thing or are my the only one?! I need urgent response pls

menxer:
Lo and behold, it is no longer news that whatsapp is no more supported (time up already?) on some devices including BlackBerry, it's time to upgrade to a new supported device

Whatsapp said Dec 31st it will stop supporting some devices, but we are still in October, so why can't I do whatsapp?

HQuadreal:
Delete and download again using the phone browser.

I've done that already, but yet it aint opening

Please experts in the house come to my rescue Asap!
My Whatsapp has stopped opening even before the Dec 31st dead line given by whatsapp.

I noticed that I had virus in my phone, so I went and flashed it in order to get rid of the virus, lo and behold after I've flashed the phone I downloaded whatsapp, but to my surprise it refused opening!

I know there are experts in the house, pls give me a solution to this.

Patiently anticipating for your responses

INTROVERT:
Recession 101

INTROVERT:
Recession 101

INTROVERT:
Recession 101

Yeah, Recession 101, 100 level first semester course!


Introvert so u made FTC on ma thread? Clap for ya self

IN A TIME LIKE THIS

It is no longer a news that financial noose has been tightened around the neck of Nigeria economy. Many have sad tales to tell. Jobs have been lost, contract opportunities had waned while free flow of cash is ceasing by the day. For the first time in Nigeria Industrial Unions are bargaining with their employer to reduce their take home pay as an alternative to reduction in the work force capacity. Prices of items in the market assumed ever increasing graphical curve. Job opportunities are reducing by the day notwithstanding the ever increasing universities graduates. Many vocations are being overtaken by technological advancement. More hands are becoming idle.

In a time like this there is the need for a CHANGE of attitudes and styles to avert being swept away by sudden economic tide. Below are suggested changes:

1. If you are an applicant take the next available offered job even if it is below your dream job.
2. Buy only items that are considered as necessities. Postpone all luxurious articles till later dates.
3. Forget about living a life to satisfy others expectation at the expense of your purse, income or convenience.
4. Avert taking unnecessary risk in your place of work or business that has the possibility of making you loose your job or major client.
5. Be committed to your profession, Job or business more than ever before.
6. Re-evaluate your recurrent expenditure pattern like children school fees and effect necessary changes if found beyond your income line.
7. If you are blessed with many cars try and use those with less fuel consumption capacity. You may have to combine outings instead of members of the family taking different cars out for combinable outings.
8. Except you can afford it, resist all aso ebi or color of clothes made mandatory by a person inviting you to a ceremony. Nobody will prevent you from entering the venue even with odd dress.
9. Avert social functions that will tell terribly on your finances in terms of distance and the content of the Programme. Why not just send 'envelope' to the organizer instead.
10. Let those asking you for money know that things are no longer the same: Stop pretending at your expense. Stop suffering in silence. When the chips are down you will be alone.
11. Notwithstanding any promise to the contrary, avoid lending money to anyone an amount which if you don't receive on time will hurt your financial stability. Many friendly loans will be irrecoverable now as many expectation will be dashed.
12. If you are a tenant living in a rented palatial apartment with many rooms left unutilized, it is high time you get a smaller accommodation.
13. Where the house is yours and most of your children are adult leaving you and your spouse in a big apartment with less than half of the house being utilized, quickly consider modifying the house into smaller units with the possibility of earning rental income.
14. Plan only on funds at hand, avoid permutations based on promise made by others. In a time like this, the promisor may fail.
15. Where it is possible talk things over on phone with people rather than putting your car on the road for physical meeting. In addition avoid endless fruitless banters on phone. Be conscious of the call card cost and data usage.
16. If you have a large retinue of hangers ons around you reduce the frequencies of meals.
17. Shut all lights that are not required in your house to minimize the energy bills.
18. Do more physical exercise to minimize constant requirement of drugs. Learn to trek short distances, it help to improve your health and relive you of avoidable small expenses.
19. If the regular food in your house is becoming dearer look for alternative. For instance yam is a substitute for bread in the morning.
20. If you will bear heavy responsibility in an event, insist on moderate program in line with the amount you could afford.

A word is enough for the wise.

Moderators move this to the front page to help Nigerians in a time like this!

We all know that Corruption and Nepotism in Nigeria has been with us in this Nation from time immemorial, but the truth be told, Nigeria has never been as BAD and TERRIBLE like the way it is now under this current dispensation under PMB!


It's now official that Buhari has failed Nigeria as well as Nigerians!


May God deliver Nigeria from Enemies within!

greatgod2012:
Lol.......




No be our cravings for foreign products cause am



What are the things the Americans get from here,,we don't export anything, so, why won't their one-headed currency be better than our two-headed currency

Lol

Jidibia:
Becuase they are bad heads. There is no way 99 bad heads can be better than 1 good head.

True talk

They say two heads are better than one, but in this present situation of the Nigerian Economy, the reverse is the case. Nairalanders what do you think?!

aipheee:
I have the materials...payed 1500 to get it but I'll xfer it for free to anyone that needs it. Drop ur emails... You can send me some "ThankYou note" later.

Pls kindly help a brother, I need de dragnet past questions too. My mail is henrysnowwhyte@gmail.com

Thanks and God bless

cyrildonhomey:
Special thanks to Tope Saka, I received copies of the test Pdf files.

Pls bro can you pls forward de past questions to my mail box: henrysnowwhyte@gmail.com
God bless. Thanx

Nigeria will never ever know peace until the Son of Nobody becomes Somebody without knowing Anybody!

Not until that time, Nigeria will never know peace!

Larryhoover:
I have sent some past questions to your mail.

Bro can u pls send the past questions to my email. henrysnowwhyte@gmail.com. Thank you very much and God bless

Victorvexz:
Only in Igbo land the governor appoint King, instead of it being hereditary, lol, that shows that this people have no history or origin, no wonder they borrow Jewish history.

Nwa ofe nmanu (Afonja), you talk about hereditary? Lol! If hereditary is the bench mark to crown a King, why is it that the Son of the late Ooni of Ife, Oba Sijuade Okunade was not crowned the next Ooni of the sophisticated source of the Ofe nmanus (Yellow bar)? But rather an Ijebu Man known as Ogunwusi was now crowned the Ooni of Ife, the source of Afonja world wide!
Where I come from in Delta State, it is a taboo for a Man from another place to be a King in our Land!

So next time you want to cast aspersion on a group of people, I urge you to first of all check on your own history before you do that! Lol

BEWARE WHEN YOU NOTICE ALL THESE IN
YOUR LIFE.
1. Beware When prayer becomes a difficult thing
for you.
2. Beware When fasting is becoming a history in
your spiritual timetable.
3. Beware When you no longer enjoy reading the
word of God.
4. Beware When attending church programme is
becoming a burden rather than a blessing for
you.
5. Beware When living a life of holiness is
appearing like extremism.
6. Beware When sinful living becomes a lifestyle
in the name of grace.
7. Beware When you crave for earthly things
rather than the things of God.
8. Beware When waking up in the night to pray is
becoming a thing of the past.
9. Beware brethren, when your heart no longer
desires to see the Lord Jesus one day.
10. Beware when you eat more than pray
11. Beware when you no longer share the word
with others.
12. Beware When u start diluting the preaching
Word of God to keep people around you.
13. Beware When you spend more time on
Facebook, whatsapp, twitter, and internet. These
things become idols and take the place of God.
14. Beware When you ignore messages such as
these.
The time is now! Don't ignore these signals! May the door of grace not be shut over you!

obontami:
jeeeeeesuuuuuuu what is this ??

obontami:
jeeeeeesuuuuuuu what is this ??

It is called UKWU! Lol

Minister of Information Alhaji Lai Mohammed addressing a press conference on the current state of the Economic situation of the country this morning in Abuja

Berlyn:
lolz lalasticlala will like this one ooi he likes em big

How manage you got to know, did he tell you that?

Berlyn:
lolz lalasticlala will like this one ooi he likes em big

How manage you got to know, did he tell you that?

TrapQueen77:
calling the attention of my squad


SMELLINGANUS & SLYISAAC



Go & date this one sha especially my best baby Olihilistic

Bahd gurl! Lol

This Lady is in need of a relationship with a serious and God fearing minded Man that will eventually lead to marriage!

If interested, do let me know ASAP!

First and foremost you need to change your way of reasoning, as well as your mind set, and stop seeing women as just a mere sex object, but God's wonderful creation.

Secondly, I will advice you to avoid pornography completely. Anything that has pornographic content or material should be avoided like a plague. If you have porn movies on your phone, system, or any other electronic gadget delete them all immediately. I tell you this because you can never overcome your addiction to masturbation when you keep on dwelling in pornography. Masturbation and pornography are like siemese twins, they can hardly be separated.

Finally, you have to seek the face of God to help you to overcome this habit, because on your own you can't stop the addiction and that's the truth. Be prayerful, if possible go on fasting as well, and with time you shall give a testimony!

If you need more help, don't hesitate to let me know and by God's grace I will play my part to help you come out of this addiction!

It is well with you bro! Shalom

b0rn2fuck:
I wish your post can be copied to entire news paper in Nigeria, a copy sent to NGO maybe they receive sense over there.

God bless You bro, I am sad for this country

Bless you too, bro

blackjack21:
Can you believe the person I asked that question who is also the opener of this thread, is trying to lebel me 'a Muslim fanatic'.
Isn't that, to a more rueful platf , the problem he was complaining about?

A person who truly wish to help must not highlight such hypocrisy. Or is it that the world is so full of sh*it that people can be hypocritical unknowingly?

Bro, I never labeled you a fanatic, I only asked you if that's the only part in the post you saw, then I asked you hope you are not a fanatic as well!

I'm sorry if that got you angry bro. But the things happening in Nigeria is now really getting outta hand, something drastic needs to be done.