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The whole world is under wickedness

Karma has finally caught up with Buhari

Buhari is a well known hypocrite and bigot!

Great

Nigeria is such a SHIT HOLE

�� *DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT.* ��

_* When U chop alone in government and no one chop with U, dem dey call that one *OBJ.*_

_* When U chop in government, come allow others to chop their own, that is called *IBB.*_

_* When U chop in government, come bring democracy and people come forget say U chop, that is called *Abdusallam.*_

_* When U chop in government and the place U are choping eventually fold up, that is called *Atiku.*_

_* When U dey chop in government, U no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, that is called *Gowon.*_

_* When U dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, so tay dem come drive U comot, that one is called *Shonekan.*_

_* When dem just appoint U for government position, and U just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, that is called *Nwodo.*_

_* When U chop in government and U die while chopping, that is called *Abacha.*_

_* When U chop and drink in government so tey U come intoxicate, and others come dey do U wayo, dey chop their own join, that is called *Goodluck Jonathan.*_

_* When U over-chop in government and U call your friends to come chop their own, that is called *Ibori.*_

_* When U chop and clean mouth like say U no chop anything, that is called *Fashola.*_

_* When U chop in government, come dey abuse people wey give U opportunity to chop, that one is called *El-Rufai.*_

_* When U chop from government, come spread your boys for government, dem dey chop U dey chop, dem dey chop U dey chop, that one is called *Tinubu.*_

_* When U chop in government so teeey U scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for V.I, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab U, that one is called *Diezani.*_

_* When U chop well well for government and people know say U chop well well but U dey deny say U chop well well, that one is called Rotimi *Amaechi.*_

_* When U chop in government so tay U come even dey richer than the place U dey chop from, that one is called *Rochas.*_

_* When U chop and chop so tey U come tire, come begin dey distribute the chopping to other people, that one is called *Dasuki.*_

_* When oga U see government money and refuse to chop and refuse to allow make people chop, so tay hunger come dey wire dem, that one is called *Buhari.*[b]�� *DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT.* ��

_* When U chop alone in government and no one chop with U, dem dey call that one *OBJ.*_

_* When U chop in government, come allow others to chop their own, that is called *IBB.*_

_* When U chop in government, come bring democracy and people come forget say U chop, that is called *Abdusallam.*_

_* When U chop in government and the place U are choping eventually fold up, that is called *Atiku.*_

_* When U dey chop in government, U no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, that is called *Gowon.*_

_* When U dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, so tay dem come drive U comot, that one is called *Shonekan.*_

_* When dem just appoint U for government position, and U just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, that is called *Nwodo.*_

_* When U chop in government and U die while chopping, that is called *Abacha.*_

_* When U chop and drink in government so tey U come intoxicate, and others come dey do U wayo, dey chop their own join, that is called *Goodluck Jonathan.*_

_* When U over-chop in government and U call your friends to come chop their own, that is called *Ibori.*_

_* When U chop and clean mouth like say U no chop anything, that is called *Fashola.*_

_* When U chop in government, come dey abuse people wey give U opportunity to chop, that one is called *El-Rufai.*_

_* When U chop from government, come spread your boys for government, dem dey chop U dey chop, dem dey chop U dey chop, that one is called *Tinubu.*_

_* When U chop in government so teeey U scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for V.I, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab U, that one is called *Diezani.*_

_* When U chop well well for government and people know say U chop well well but U dey deny say U chop well well, that one is called Rotimi *Amaechi.*_

_* When U chop in government so tay U come even dey richer than the place U dey chop from, that one is called *Rochas.*_

_* When U chop and chop so tey U come tire, come begin dey distribute the chopping to other people, that one is called *Dasuki.*_

_* When oga U see government money and refuse to chop and refuse to allow make people chop, so tay hunger come dey wire dem, that one is called *Buhari.*[/b]�� *DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT.* ��

_* When U chop alone in government and no one chop with U, dem dey call that one *OBJ.*_

_* When U chop in government, come allow others to chop their own, that is called *IBB.*_

_* When U chop in government, come bring democracy and people come forget say U chop, that is called *Abdusallam.*_

_* When U chop in government and the place U are choping eventually fold up, that is called *Atiku.*_

_* When U dey chop in government, U no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, that is called *Gowon.*_

_* When U dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, so tay dem come drive U comot, that one is called *Shonekan.*_

_* When dem just appoint U for government position, and U just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, that is called *Nwodo.*_

_* When U chop in government and U die while chopping, that is called *Abacha.*_

_* When U chop and drink in government so tey U come intoxicate, and others come dey do U wayo, dey chop their own join, that is called *Goodluck Jonathan.*_

_* When U over-chop in government and U call your friends to come chop their own, that is called *Ibori.*_

_* When U chop and clean mouth like say U no chop anything, that is called *Fashola.*_

_* When U chop in government, come dey abuse people wey give U opportunity to chop, that one is called *El-Rufai.*_

_* When U chop from government, come spread your boys for government, dem dey chop U dey chop, dem dey chop U dey chop, that one is called *Tinubu.*_

_* When U chop in government so teeey U scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for V.I, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab U, that one is called *Diezani.*_

_* When U chop well well for government and people know say U chop well well but U dey deny say U chop well well, that one is called Rotimi *Amaechi.*_

_* When U chop in government so tay U come even dey richer than the place U dey chop from, that one is called *Rochas.*_

_* When U chop and chop so tey U come tire, come begin dey distribute the chopping to other people, that one is called *Dasuki.*_

_* When oga U see government money and refuse to chop and refuse to allow make people chop, so tay hunger come dey wire dem, that one is called *Buhari.*

The Edi Abali has spoken

Any of these sane Nigerians that honors the invitation of the daura secret service (dss) is a big FOOL

5 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO !!!
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In grave emergencies, your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.

1. Emergency Services
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The Emergency No. worldwide for all Mobile Phones is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and your mobile will search any existing network in your area to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. This works on all phones worldwide and is free.

2. Locked your keys in the car?
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If you lock your remote keyless car keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button on the spare key, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be thousands of miles away.
Editor's Note: I didn’t believe this when I heard about it! I rang my daughter in Sydney from Perth when we went on holiday. She had the spare car key. We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!

3. Is your mobile phone battery flat ? All handphone have Hidden Battery Power.
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To activate, press the keys *3370# (remember the asterisk). Do this when the phone is almost dead. Your mobile will restart in a special way with this new reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery life. This reserve will be recharged when you charge your handphone next time.
This secret is in the fine print in most phone manuals which we skip without realizing.

4. Disabling a STOLEN mobile.
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To check your handphone's serial number, key in following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #
Ensure you put an asterisk BEFORE the #06# sequence.

A 15 digits code will appear on the screen that is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. If your handphone is ever stolen, phone your service provider and give them this code.
They will then be able to block your handset so even if the SIM is changed, your handphone will be totally useless. And even if you don't get your phone back, at least it can't use/resold either. If everybody did this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
This secret is also in the fine print of most mobile phone manuals. It was created for the very purpose of trying to prevent phones from being stolen.

5. ATM PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know !!!
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If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234, then you would put in 4321. The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location. All ATM’s carry this emergency sequencer by law.

This information was recently broadcast by Crime Stoppers. It is, however, seldom used as people just don't know about it.

Please pass this along to everyone.
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This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.
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For those who make use of excel I just want to make office life easy for u
*Complete List of MS Excel Shortcut Key*

Ctrl+A - Select All
Ctrl+B - Bold
Ctrl+C - Copy
Ctrl+D - Fill Down
Ctrl+F - Find
Ctrl+G - Goto
Ctrl+H - Replace
Ctrl+I - Italic
Ctrl+K - Insert Hyperlink
Ctrl+N - New Workbook
Ctrl+O - Open
Ctrl+P - Print
Ctrl+R - Fill Right
Ctrl+S - Save
Ctrl+U - Underline
Ctrl+V - Paste
Ctrl W - Close
Ctrl+X - Cut
Ctrl+Y - Repeat
Ctrl+Z - Undo
F1 - Help
F2 - Edit
F3 - Paste Name
F4 - Repeat last action
F4 - While typing a formula, switch between absolute/relative refs
F5 - Goto
F6 - Next Pane
F7 - Spell check
F8 - Extend mode
F9 - Recalculate all workbooks
F10 - Activate Menubar
F11 - New Chart
F12 - Save As
Ctrl+: - Insert Current Time
Ctrl+; - Insert Current Date
Ctrl+" - Copy Value from Cell Above
Ctrl+’ - Copy Formula from Cell Above
Shift - Hold down shift for additional functions in Excel’s menu
Shift+F1 - What’s This?
Shift+F2 - Edit cell comment
Shift+F3 - Paste function into formula
Shift+F4 - Find Next
Shift+F5 - Find
Shift+F6 - Previous Pane
Shift+F8 - Add to selection
Shift+F9 - Calculate active worksheet
Shift+F10 - Display shortcut menu
Shift+F11 - New worksheet
Shift+F12 - Save
Ctrl+F3 - Define name
Ctrl+F4 - Close
Ctrl+F5 - XL, Restore window size
Ctrl+F6 - Next workbook window
Shift+Ctrl+F6 - Previous workbook window
Ctrl+F7 - Move window
Ctrl+F8 - Resize window
Ctrl+F9 - Minimize workbook
Ctrl+F10 - Maximize or restore window
Ctrl+F11 - Inset 4.0 Macro sheet
Ctrl+F1 - File Open
Alt+F1 - Insert Chart
Alt+F2 - Save As
Alt+F4 - Exit
Alt+F8 - Macro dialog box
Alt+F11 - Visual Basic Editor
Ctrl+Shift+F3 - Create name by using names of row and column labels
Ctrl+Shift+F6 - Previous Window
Ctrl+Shift+F12 - Print
Alt+Shift+F1 - New worksheet
Alt+Shift+F2 - Save
Alt+= - AutoSum
Ctrl+` - Toggle Value/Formula display
Ctrl+Shift+A - Insert argument names into formula
Alt+Down arrow - Displayy AutoComplete list
Alt+’ - Format Style dialog box
Ctrl+Shift+~ - General format
Ctrl+Shift+! - Comma format
Ctrl+Shift+@ - Time format
Ctrl+Shift+# - Date format
Ctrl+Shift+$ - Currency format
Ctrl+Shift+% - Percent format
Ctrl+Shift+^ - Exponential format
Ctrl+Shift+& - Place outline border around selected cells
Ctrl+Shift+_ - Remove outline border
Ctrl+Shift+* - Select current region
Ctrl++ - Insert
Ctrl+- - Delete
Ctrl+1 - Format cells dialog box
Ctrl+2 - Bold
Ctrl+3 - Italic
Ctrl+4 - Underline
Ctrl+5 - Strikethrough
Ctrl+6 - Show/Hide objects
Ctrl+7 - Show/Hide Standard toolbar
Ctrl+8 - Toggle Outline symbols
Ctrl+9 - Hide rows
Ctrl+0 - Hide columns
Ctrl+Shift+( - Unhide rows
Ctrl+Shift+) - Unhide columns
Alt or F10 - Activate the menu
Ctrl+Tab - In toolbar: next toolbar
Shift+Ctrl+Tab - In toolbar: previous toolbar
Ctrl+Tab - In a workbook: activate next workbook
Shift+Ctrl+Tab - In a workbook: activate previous workbook
Tab - Next tool
Shift+Tab - Previous tool
Enter - Do the command
Shift+Ctrl+F - Font Drop Down List
Shift+Ctrl+F+F - Font tab of Format Cell Dialog box
Shift+Ctrl+P - Point size Drop Down List<sub>For those who make use of excel I just want to make office life easy for u
*Complete List of MS Excel Shortcut Key*

Ctrl+A - Select All
Ctrl+B - Bold
Ctrl+C - Copy
Ctrl+D - Fill Down
Ctrl+F - Find
Ctrl+G - Goto
Ctrl+H - Replace
Ctrl+I - Italic
Ctrl+K - Insert Hyperlink
Ctrl+N - New Workbook
Ctrl+O - Open
Ctrl+P - Print
Ctrl+R - Fill Right
Ctrl+S - Save
Ctrl+U - Underline
Ctrl+V - Paste
Ctrl W - Close
Ctrl+X - Cut
Ctrl+Y - Repeat
Ctrl+Z - Undo
F1 - Help
F2 - Edit
F3 - Paste Name
F4 - Repeat last action
F4 - While typing a formula, switch between absolute/relative refs
F5 - Goto
F6 - Next Pane
F7 - Spell check
F8 - Extend mode
F9 - Recalculate all workbooks
F10 - Activate Menubar
F11 - New Chart
F12 - Save As
Ctrl+: - Insert Current Time
Ctrl+; - Insert Current Date
Ctrl+" - Copy Value from Cell Above
Ctrl+’ - Copy Formula from Cell Above
Shift - Hold down shift for additional functions in Excel’s menu
Shift+F1 - What’s This?
Shift+F2 - Edit cell comment
Shift+F3 - Paste function into formula
Shift+F4 - Find Next
Shift+F5 - Find
Shift+F6 - Previous Pane
Shift+F8 - Add to selection
Shift+F9 - Calculate active worksheet
Shift+F10 - Display shortcut menu
Shift+F11 - New worksheet
Shift+F12 - Save
Ctrl+F3 - Define name
Ctrl+F4 - Close
Ctrl+F5 - XL, Restore window size
Ctrl+F6 - Next workbook window
Shift+Ctrl+F6 - Previous workbook window
Ctrl+F7 - Move window
Ctrl+F8 - Resize window
Ctrl+F9 - Minimize workbook
Ctrl+F10 - Maximize or restore window
Ctrl+F11 - Inset 4.0 Macro sheet
Ctrl+F1 - File Open
Alt+F1 - Insert Chart
Alt+F2 - Save As
Alt+F4 - Exit
Alt+F8 - Macro dialog box
Alt+F11 - Visual Basic Editor
Ctrl+Shift+F3 - Create name by using names of row and column labels
Ctrl+Shift+F6 - Previous Window
Ctrl+Shift+F12 - Print
Alt+Shift+F1 - New worksheet
Alt+Shift+F2 - Save
Alt+= - AutoSum
Ctrl+` - Toggle Value/Formula display
Ctrl+Shift+A - Insert argument names into formula
Alt+Down arrow - Displayy AutoComplete list
Alt+’ - Format Style dialog box
Ctrl+Shift+~ - General format
Ctrl+Shift+! - Comma format
Ctrl+Shift+@ - Time format
Ctrl+Shift+# - Date format
Ctrl+Shift+$ - Currency format
Ctrl+Shift+% - Percent format
Ctrl+Shift+^ - Exponential format
Ctrl+Shift+& - Place outline border around selected cells
Ctrl+Shift+_ - Remove outline border
Ctrl+Shift+* - Select current region
Ctrl++ - Insert
Ctrl+- - Delete
Ctrl+1 - Format cells dialog box
Ctrl+2 - Bold
Ctrl+3 - Italic
Ctrl+4 - Underline
Ctrl+5 - Strikethrough
Ctrl+6 - Show/Hide objects
Ctrl+7 - Show/Hide Standard toolbar
Ctrl+8 - Toggle Outline symbols
Ctrl+9 - Hide rows
Ctrl+0 - Hide columns
Ctrl+Shift+( - Unhide rows
Ctrl+Shift+) - Unhide columns
Alt or F10 - Activate the menu
Ctrl+Tab - In toolbar: next toolbar
Shift+Ctrl+Tab - In toolbar: previous toolbar
Ctrl+Tab - In a workbook: activate next workbook
Shift+Ctrl+Tab - In a workbook: activate previous workbook
Tab - Next tool
Shift+Tab - Previous tool
Enter - Do the command
Shift+Ctrl+F - Font Drop Down List
Shift+Ctrl+F+F - Font tab of Format Cell Dialog box
Shift+Ctrl+P - Point size Drop Down List</sub>For those who make use of excel I just want to make office life easy for u
*Complete List of MS Excel Shortcut Key*

Ctrl+A - Select All
Ctrl+B - Bold
Ctrl+C - Copy
Ctrl+D - Fill Down
Ctrl+F - Find
Ctrl+G - Goto
Ctrl+H - Replace
Ctrl+I - Italic
Ctrl+K - Insert Hyperlink
Ctrl+N - New Workbook
Ctrl+O - Open
Ctrl+P - Print
Ctrl+R - Fill Right
Ctrl+S - Save
Ctrl+U - Underline
Ctrl+V - Paste
Ctrl W - Close
Ctrl+X - Cut
Ctrl+Y - Repeat
Ctrl+Z - Undo
F1 - Help
F2 - Edit
F3 - Paste Name
F4 - Repeat last action
F4 - While typing a formula, switch between absolute/relative refs
F5 - Goto
F6 - Next Pane
F7 - Spell check
F8 - Extend mode
F9 - Recalculate all workbooks
F10 - Activate Menubar
F11 - New Chart
F12 - Save As
Ctrl+: - Insert Current Time
Ctrl+; - Insert Current Date
Ctrl+" - Copy Value from Cell Above
Ctrl+’ - Copy Formula from Cell Above
Shift - Hold down shift for additional functions in Excel’s menu
Shift+F1 - What’s This?
Shift+F2 - Edit cell comment
Shift+F3 - Paste function into formula
Shift+F4 - Find Next
Shift+F5 - Find
Shift+F6 - Previous Pane
Shift+F8 - Add to selection
Shift+F9 - Calculate active worksheet
Shift+F10 - Display shortcut menu
Shift+F11 - New worksheet
Shift+F12 - Save
Ctrl+F3 - Define name
Ctrl+F4 - Close
Ctrl+F5 - XL, Restore window size
Ctrl+F6 - Next workbook window
Shift+Ctrl+F6 - Previous workbook window
Ctrl+F7 - Move window
Ctrl+F8 - Resize window
Ctrl+F9 - Minimize workbook
Ctrl+F10 - Maximize or restore window
Ctrl+F11 - Inset 4.0 Macro sheet
Ctrl+F1 - File Open
Alt+F1 - Insert Chart
Alt+F2 - Save As
Alt+F4 - Exit
Alt+F8 - Macro dialog box
Alt+F11 - Visual Basic Editor
Ctrl+Shift+F3 - Create name by using names of row and column labels
Ctrl+Shift+F6 - Previous Window
Ctrl+Shift+F12 - Print
Alt+Shift+F1 - New worksheet
Alt+Shift+F2 - Save
Alt+= - AutoSum
Ctrl+` - Toggle Value/Formula display
Ctrl+Shift+A - Insert argument names into formula
Alt+Down arrow - Displayy AutoComplete list
Alt+’ - Format Style dialog box
Ctrl+Shift+~ - General format
Ctrl+Shift+! - Comma format
Ctrl+Shift+@ - Time format
Ctrl+Shift+# - Date format
Ctrl+Shift+$ - Currency format
Ctrl+Shift+% - Percent format
Ctrl+Shift+^ - Exponential format
Ctrl+Shift+& - Place outline border around selected cells
Ctrl+Shift+_ - Remove outline border
Ctrl+Shift+* - Select current region
Ctrl++ - Insert
Ctrl+- - Delete
Ctrl+1 - Format cells dialog box
Ctrl+2 - Bold
Ctrl+3 - Italic
Ctrl+4 - Underline
Ctrl+5 - Strikethrough
Ctrl+6 - Show/Hide objects
Ctrl+7 - Show/Hide Standard toolbar
Ctrl+8 - Toggle Outline symbols
Ctrl+9 - Hide rows
Ctrl+0 - Hide columns
Ctrl+Shift+( - Unhide rows
Ctrl+Shift+) - Unhide columns
Alt or F10 - Activate the menu
Ctrl+Tab - In toolbar: next toolbar
Shift+Ctrl+Tab - In toolbar: previous toolbar
Ctrl+Tab - In a workbook: activate next workbook
Shift+Ctrl+Tab - In a workbook: activate previous workbook
Tab - Next tool
Shift+Tab - Previous tool
Enter - Do the command
Shift+Ctrl+F - Font Drop Down List
Shift+Ctrl+F+F - Font tab of Format Cell Dialog box
Shift+Ctrl+P - Point size Drop Down List

*FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF THE UNITED AFRICAN STATES*
Whereas, with the natural course of human evolution that took place, Africa became the origin of the Africans. The Africans were made with the same skin color pigmentations living or dead, with the same natural privileges to carry along and rights to claim at all times; to and from their places before they were invaded by those who mutated from them. In the course of human evolutionary history, a huge damage by man to inhumanity was inflicted on the entire African race; for the past 2000 years. The enslavement of the Africans followed by colonialism were ordered by the Europeans’ government authorities and colonialism doctrine was adopted by the same and was practiced against the innocent Africans who were dehumanized, denied human rights equality and the Africans’ own cultural philosophy and beliefs which they held in practice from their very existence in one generation to another; from which their superior universe was created. Those who had mutated from the original Africans colluded to inferiorize the Africans by their adoption of their Africans’ dehumanization doctrine against all global Ethnic Africans’ race.
Whereas, the enslavement and malign of the Africans was a direct method of control. Africans knew that their blood line was thicker than water. For, as far as the Africans were concerned, they knew that the African genes were dominant and they will continue to claim victory for their genes’ presence in every human being; [as a non-neutral] by separation; but, equal and the same in all human beings. Yes, the Africans are the poorest human race on earth today. The question is why? The answers are:
Whereas, the Africans’ mutants had created their artificially dichotomized super-universe which they had defined as “purest among all human race” and that they are separated and different from the Africans. In written words, they defined the entire African Continent as “Dark Continent” and that the Africans are inferior human beings [who are close or next] to monkeys and gorillas; that live on the trees with tails in the bushes. They used all negative verbs and adjectives to describe the Africans. In order to discourage and prevent their citizens to go to Africa, Africa was called the ‘Dark Continent’ with “impure human beings personalities” that were only adopted by the European Caucasians for their private servitudes’ acceptance doctrine. From thereon and ever since, the Africans have been remotely controlled and their capacities to perform and abilities to produce were co-measured by the colors of their skin not by the contents of their character. Based on the fact that the Caucasians defined the Africans with their biased verbiage, without reference to the natural dominancy of the Africans’ genes, the Africans have been reduced to a mere existence. In the 1700s-1900s, the entire European nations and in particular, the Prime Minister of England, Mr. Harold Wilson, describe Africa to his people as the “Darkest Continent” where the SUN never rises or sets. Also, in 1944, the President of France, General Charles De-Gaul, told his people and the rest of the world, that he will never grant independence to the 20 African nations-states that they seized and divided into separate nations by France and made begging-servitude nations out of them; under his colonial rule. The political and economic independence freedom they that the Africans were seeking were not possible because “he does not believe that the Africans will ever be civilized; to rule and to govern the Africans.” It has been proven beyond any doubt that no human being is purer or better than the Africans. No human being is “pure or white,” smarter and clever than the Africans. No human being is “white”. The Africans are the world and they are the peoples.
Whereas, the same Caucasians are now saying that they believe scientifically by “DNA” texting, that they mutated from the black Africans and that they all have the African genes. And, that it is only the Africans’ race that is capable human beings to produce themselves and to produce and reproduce all other human beings. No other human beings are naturally capable to produce the Africans, except the Africans themselves. That is why when African marry [female or male] of non-African race, all their children from such marriage, is or are turned out to be African race and none is a Caucasian race. The darker the Africans, the less chance or equal chance they and/or the Africans have. The Caucasians are well known for their racism practices with their dogmatic behaviors and conducts against the African genes.
Whereas, we, Africans fight ourselves using the guns and weapons made with our raw materials mined and gotten for free from Africa. And, when they are turned into finished products, they are sold to the Africans worldwide [by those who collectively and intentionally refused to locate their industries and [share the technical know-how or locate in Africa to convert African nations-states’ raw materials into finish products]; for the Africans’ uses to kill themselves with. Are the Africans fools? No. The Africans just like to be befooled and used for their own detriments. Are the Africans so stupid? No. The Africans are not stupid. The Africans are been induced to be in servitude of others and they continue to be dehumanized by those imbeciles who do not want to admit or suffer from the peril of their imbecilities; and that they are will sooner than later, they will be paying the heavy prices for their inhumane crimes against the Africans; when [not if], it becomes their turn to sufferer for the sins and from the perils of their imbecility syndrome.
Whereas, if we, Africans are stupid and ignorance, the Africans could not have been able to establish the first ever University in the world in Timbuktu, Mali, with off Campuses in Zimbabwe, Kemet/Egypt and the first [ever] off campus of [any] University in Saminaca, Spain; for the Europeans Caucasians. If we, Africans were illiterate as we are labeled to be, by our detractors, how come, we invented the counting numbers: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,; the A,B.C.D.E, F,G,H,I,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z; and we originated, invented steel, built sea going ships, fire; developed and taught the language from which all other languages were derived. Just in 1977, an African American in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, USA, invented the wireless CELL-PHONEs. Oh no. We, Africans are not fools; we are not selfish and we are not greedy. We were intentionally dehumanized and betrayed by those who mutated from the Africans; who hated and ostracized the Africans’ made products that they are treating [made in Africa] by the Africans products as their worst enemies bad products.
Whereas, we, Africans as the original Africans, will not retaliate or seek revenge; we must rise up now and must be united to reclaim our lost glory, joy, pride, rights and privileges. We must carry forward, the indemnity of our global political and economic freedom and to reclaim our God’s given rights and for ever more. We must not blame the past generations because the past did not have the know-how to set them free from their bondages. If the past had the means and the know-how to set them-selves free; to get where they were going, and [if] they knew how to get there; and know what to do when and [if] they get there; and when they arrive there and how to remain there permanently, they would have used their powers by all means necessary.
Whereas, we must not hesitate to blame the present if this generation fails to emancipate, liberate, and integrate [us] as one African race; and as one people; with the same common needs and wants. We, Africans throughout the world, have all the tool, equipments, know-how, materials; the capacities to perform and abilities to produce our desired results; and the full knowledge of where we are going and how we intend to get there. So, when we get there, how we intend to remain there permanently.
FOR ALMOST FORTY-NINE YEARS, ALL AFRICAN NATIONS BECAME INDEPENDENCE
Whereas, geopolitical independence was meant to include economic independence, military Self-defense, self-empowerment, freedom of equality and economic freedom; but, France that has kept African nations defenseless, bomb Abidjan in November, 2004 with five war planes freely and made African nations-states’ independence worthless and unreal because:
African nations were only granted de-facto independence with dysfunctional ways and means and defenseless; without choice; cannot feed their citizens with their foods they produced or are being produced by the Africans;
African nations have no efficient, reliable, dependable water and electricity power supply;
African nations have no healthcare to treat their leaders and their citizens;
African nations have no means to educate the 96% of their citizens who are illiterate;
African nations have no housing accommodation for 99% of their citizens;
African nations have no roads, highway, railways to link them to one another;
African nations have no reliable, efficient and dependable communications systems;
African nations have no manufacturing factories to produce for their citizens needs;
African nations import [ALL] their cars, vehicles; farm products, machines, tools and equipments.

Otulord:
Ah tire oo...is dat one even ftc

Now that the thread is at the front page, the both of you should tender an unreserved apology asap

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Following

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The whole world lieth in wickedness...

[color=#990000][/color]Who does not know that Ango Abdullahi is a quota system professor?!

*PRESS RELEASE BY THE MIDDLE BELT YOUTH COUNCIL.*

*DATE: 7TH JUNE, 2017*

We wish to express our profound gratitude to God for keeping us alive today. Middle Belt Youth Council is extremely concerned about the ongoing regional tension in Nigeria today and we want to make our position clear to the world. In the light of incessant threats to one Nigeria posed by killer-herdsmen, we want to call on good people of Middle Belt to first of all, *support the Anti-grazing Bill.* Grazing by Fulani herdsmen on our land has become the major cause of conflicts in our region therefore, we're calling for total ban on open grazing so as to save the lives of our people and their farmlands.
Secondly, it's no longer news that our country Nigeria is facing a daunting challenge of peace and unity but we want to assure the good citizens of Nigeria that we have been a peace-loving people and we'll continue to be. But, in an event one part of the country decides to go away as a separate entity, Middle Belt is also ready to make an independent statement. We want to clarify those who think that the Middle Belt is part of the North: God created everywhere and everyone and He gave it to whom He chooses and Middle Belt is a creation of God and not man (Usman bn Fodio). Therefore, we choose what to use our land for, how to run it and where we want to be. Middle Belt has been a home for the Ohanaeze Ndigbo, South-South and the South-West without any form of discrimination against anyone. We've accommodated every Nigerian for centuries now. We deserve respect and commendations. If the Arewa youths are sending away Igbos from their states, we in the Middle Belt are ready to offer them accommodation in our land (which is an inheritance from God and nobody will take it away from us) for them to continue with their life and businesses. Southern Nigeria people should also know that 'Middle Belters' are not northerners and we can never be because we're not affiliated in terms of culture, language, education, economy, and general lifestyle. The Biafran struggle did not come as an accident but as a result of injustice and unfair treatment to regions, people or religion. Over the years, our federalism has been a fat lie that deprives political rights and freedom of some sections of the country while others benefit immensely from it. Middle Belt has been at the receiving end of this inequitable arrangement in which our people in Southern Kaduna, Southern Bauchi, Southern Borno, Southern Kebbi, Adamawa are under constant alienation and annihilation. Therefore, Middle Belt strongly stands for reconstruction of Nigeria not only restructuring. We'll join hands with Southern Nigerian people to actualize it. In view of this press statement, we want to urge Middle Belters to remain resolute in making sure we protect our future against the claims by the Hausa/Fulani. More so, for want of peace and unity of dear country Nigeria, we call on Igbo nation to feel at home in the Middle Belt in an event they are sent away from the Arewa land.
God bless Nigeria! God bless the Middle Belt.

*Signed: President, Emma Zopmal*

What's this?

I see the pendulum of the judgement swinging towards Uche Ogah's favour. Abia must rejoice!

firstking01:
My brother, you overtly made sense like nsomkpo kedo?....if mynd44 or lalasticlala no push this thing go fp i go just , ma shut up before them go say i wan act another film for politics sextion

This Nairaland moderators are just obviously biased. I see no reason why a great thread like this won't be taken to the front page.

But if it were to be a thread against MMM, they would just rush it to the front page. smh for this lots.

Mynd44 and co, kindly take this to the promise land, so that the whole world will see it.

*WHY I AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI BECAME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA*!!!

*Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*.

*At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I understand and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*.

*Had it been Buhari did not become President*:

*1. We will think that by now fuel will be N45 per litre*.

*2. We will think that by now N1 will be equal to $1*.

*3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*.

*4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*.

*5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*.

*6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*.

*7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*.

*8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*.

*9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*.

*10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7*

*11. We will think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*.

*12. We will think by now a bag of rice would have costing N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*.

*13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*.

*14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*.

*15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*.

*16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*.

*17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*.

*18. We will think that by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*.

*19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*.

*20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*.

*21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*.

*22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class new home owners (about two million) in the first year and one million annually thereafter*.

*23. By now everybody must have been blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*.

*The list is almost endless..."*

*This is Nigeria of 2016*

*The Minister of Agriculture studied French*

*The Minister of Education studied Accounting*

*The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations*

*The Minister of Power studied Law*

*The Minister of Communications studied Law*

*The Minister of Transport studied Law*.

*Minister of Labour and Employment studied Medicine*

*Minister of Budget and national planning studied law*

*Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine*

*Minister of Petroleum studied Law*

*IGP studied Agriculture*

*MD of Nigeria Ports Authority finished NYSC four years ago*

*I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is on recession*.

kecee99:
Try at exactly 1:00 am

I tried around 1am last night, yet it is the same response. it keeps telling me daily get help limit has been exceeded. I provided help last two weeks because I have faith in the system, but I see no reason why me now getting help is becoming an issue.

MrFinbarr:
Don't you have a guider or belong to one MMM WhatsApp group?
Coming to Nairaland to complain won't do good to your peace of mind. Keep MMM issues off Nairaland for goodness sake!!!

Can you add me to any MMM whatsapp group? I will really appreciate that. 08069624462. Thank you

I try getting help, but the system keeps telling me always that the daily get help limit has been exceeded. What do I do please?

For more than a week now, I've been having issues getting help on MMM.

Any time I click on get help, I would be told that daily get help limit has been exceeded.

Often times I wake up by 12 midnight to get help, yet I will still be told that the daily get help limit has been exceeded.

Please fellow Mavrodians, What do I do? Thanks in anticipation to what to do.

This is the greatest form of hypocrisy I've ever seen in my entire life. He made all those statements just to garner sympathy and support to gain political power. Now he's gotten the political power, and he is now doing directly opposite of what he said. May God be the judge