₦airaland Forum

So Nigerians will use CNG to cook shey.
The power sector is more or less dead, Most Nigerians use petrol to power their generator sets to at least make themselves comfortable- we can't let Nigeria problem kill our joy.
The CNG can't power the entire fleet of vehicles in the country, so we will still end up buying petrol/ diesel.Morever, the political class from Presidency to local government aren't using CNG ,instead exotic cars proudly powered by petrol.
Our government should think and strategize how to make petrol a bit affordable for Nigerians. The so-called comparison of cost of energy/petrol with other countries is Yaba left comparison. The indices of welfare in those countries are far better than Nigeria's stats.
Hardship shouldn't be use to force Nigerians to accept CNG to power their cars. The transition should be gradual and should be an ENERGY MIX.
To be sincere, the pains Nigerians are passing through is bone breaking.But it seems our resilience quotient is follow-come.

diamond68:
So I try to check my balance everyday because you cannot trust these banks. This one that zenith has refused to send alerts for over one month.

Yesterday I come check am 150k Dey miss from my money between two days ago and yesterday. The account doesn’t have app or any debit card access to it for safety because this is where I keep my trillions of Naira.

Anyway I was fuming yesterday and very angry and was determined to go raise hell in the bank because I was told the bank always deny wrongdoing. Na hin this morning I come vex enter the bank come naked myself come Dey roll on top their table naked Dey scream.

This Yoruba fellow come approach me say kilonshele now to kon gbe ekpon si ori table ibishe wa bayi? What is wrong with you now ? I come explain my dilemma. He come pull up my account in the system pull up mini statement peruse am for 5 minutes come finally tell me say we are very sorry the glitch in the system pulled up your account balance 3 weeks prior as your recent balance but your current balance is what you thought you should have.

Shame catch me , I quickly wear cloth run comot for the bank. Zenith bank have finally made me disgrace my fathers name in Lagos. I Dey move go osun state

At least you move go Davido state na.
Na to move go Zamfara or Borno make you go crack jokes to disarm Boko and bandit boys.
I feel your pains brotherly , just imagine the kain hot sweat wen commot for your body that time.
Hope you later chill with one glass of chilled red wine.

Shuo!, which one be Lagos Liga again.Must we copy copy.
Anyhow sha, after all Lagos na even Portuguese name sef.
The Yoruba coinage for 'Liga/League' would have been better.Lagos should be replaced with 'Eko' to make it more Nigerianize.
A big congratulations to Don Jazzy and D'Banj( D Koko Master), we rocked your jamz then.
As e dey hot, make Davido,Burna Boy, Wizkid come join too.
Nigeria must be great again in soccer.
God bless Nigeria!

Why spending so much money on a girl/lady who can't add value to your life.That is OKRIMANIA promax.( Urhobos call male-goat ' Okri).
Girls/ladies with low IQ is a no-no for me.And most of such ladies always see their body( boobs, ass) as their selling point.
Most of these girls/ladies who are flaunting their big ikebe at their young age, at their sun-setting age, that big ikebe will be a big load on the legs.
While those flaunting big watermelon, that watermelon at their sun-setting age will be load as well.
Guys, be contented with your wife and lay good foundation for your kids.
Put investments on ground instead of throwing away your hard-earned money ( Yahoo boys/corrupt politicians and crooked business men not included o) on P- bank.

How can the military be involved in bunkering and na dem still dey burn kpofire sites,destroying the environment
Make Nigeria kuku ma shut down crude oil operation for say 3 years and focus on gas.
And do clinical audit of the crude oil sector.
And make we see if the sector go better.The orokuruku for the crude oil sector too much abeg.

The Nigerian civil war was a dark moment in Nigeria history.
There was cases of abuse of human rights/ atrocities on both sides.
The Nigerian army were brutal against the Biafran civilians , while the Biafran soldiers were also brutal against the Nigerian side. Bayelsa and Delta states bear the brunt of the Biafran soldiers.
We have to move on, but there should be a deep healing process.
Regional system will help initiate the healing process in my own opinion.

Botragelad:
Source;
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13970937/IDF-investigating-claims-Hamas-leader-Yahya-Sinwar-KILLED-Gaza-images-circulate-said-terrorists-body.html

I am proud IDF supporter.
Good job from IDF.

Na wa o, abuse of social media.
You should have gotten a name for your child while still in kicking in momma womb.
Names are deep. As a father , the name you give your children should be deep and inspired.
How can a father come to a social media space asking for a name to give his child. The matter get k-leg.
Do know as a father, you are the priest over your children.

TechToyin:
Thank you. It's 105k. I just 23years. I am afraid that my parents and relatives will be disappointed in me when they start sending the sms.

The only valuable I have is my phone. Which will go for about 20k. Hopefully by month end I should have at least 70k.

I really appreciate your words

You want to commit suicide because of THOSE YEYE LOAN APP CHAPS?
Who care if they send your details to your friends and family.
Guy, you said you are in your early 20s. You still have the world ahead of you.
No 1 rule in this country is TO DEVELOP A TORTOISE SHELL TO EXTERNAL KILLER-JOY FACTORS AND KEEP YOUR INNER JOY BUBBLING.
Keep trying , from your display name ,it seems you are in tech space.Keep trying, join Networking groups on LinkedIn, do some volunteering jobs to increase your network base.Keep pushing my young Nigerian pal.
Suicide is for weaklings( in my own opinion).

Try install Lightning Protection System( thunder arrestor in layman term) asap.
Also install Surge Protection device in your solar system setup.

spiSeyi:
New Zealand no be Oyinbo land bro even though they have white skin they are mostly Afro-Asian , they have a very deep connection with the African culture and traditions

It is the Aborigines of Australia and Papua New Guinea that have African roots.
The Maoris of New Zealand are more of Polynesians.

That's the Maoris trademark dance.
The Maoris are the indigenous people of New Zealand.They were able to infuse their culture into New Zealand national fabric.Unlike the Aborigines of Australia, whom the European whites tried to wipe off their identity.
The Australian aborigines are kinda dark skinned people.
Kia Ora Rema!

Federal Govt should stop sponsoring people to Mecca for hajj and also to Jerusalem for pilgrimage.
It is waste of our taxes.

Whether na fake news or CNN- standard news, when you fall out of the parade with the powers that be and you don run things with them, you go collect.
Na that time you go do attention when you suppose do at ease.
We need leadership overhauling for Nigeria like this.

Day break when guy man feel like to wake up
So na now your day break to enter acada.
You don use style old sha, but still on still, with determination and Baba God off course , you fit run am.
So like this you wan pack our money go give whitey like this.Nothing do you. We dey our green white green country dey match am dey go.
Wishing you all the best.
Try Denmark....Register for Setlinn, you go get information on overseas scholarships and admission stuffs.

Mine ( MTN) is more than 21 years now.

Anything uniform dey high some Nigerians like day-break palmie.
Na so one day I see some church ushering unit boys ( dem dey wear para-military like uniform ) dey chahooze one boy, because dem wear uniform.
Make the bouncer go rest for cooler for Okere after all the pressure for Naija too much.Boys for cooler go reset he brain for there.

shortgun:
The so called Professional bodies in Nigeria seem to be nothing more than gatherings of people with oversized egos. It doesn’t make sense that a person who has studied engineering for five years can’t be called an engineer unless they register with COREN.
Why do lawyers need to go to law school after already obtaining a law degree?
Even accountants have to pass ICAN exams to be seen as real accountants after spending years in the university for a degree. This kind of absurdity only happens in Nigeria—where did our policymakers pick up these practices?

COREN registration as a prerequisite to bear the title ' Engr.' officially also applies in other climes. In USA, an professional engineer will indicate his registration status by adding PE to his name. Other countries uses Ing.

Botragelad:
Pager attack just hours ago, and now walkie talkies,etc blowing hezbollah terrorists to bits. You were warned not to mess around with Israel.
Terrrorists and their sympathisers will soon comprehend the gravity of being in Mossad's sights.

Hezbollah's ranks have been compromised, sowing discord within. Make no mistake, this is not a mere threat. Hezbollah's members will be systematically identified and eliminated, until they're too fearful to step out of their little cave.

I once read a book ' Son of Hamas'..Don't mess with Mossad and Shin Bet. Good one from Israel.

Flier:
The device wasn’t laced with explosives,it was simply hacked and made to hot then explode,it’s probably a new cracking invention and just today,the door bell,,laptops and walki talkie were also exploding
This make it obvious that no one is safe at the moment as long as you are using a device
I just pity yahoo boys, they will soon start getting killed through their devices

This is the new method of assassination now.
Shin Bet just foiled an attack on an Israeli official. The plan was to assassinate him using a remotely detonated device.

Nice move from Israel. Terrorists must be weeded out.

Which kind of SSA Mr. Jollof be na.

This is just a means to advertise CHICKEN REPUBLIC .By now, CR ought to be among top 3 eatery brand in Nigeria , but it is not.
The services of Chicken Republic is top-notched.
I wish them a trailblazing come back.

The OP na akata or oyibo mama?

Nairaland do go international.

OP , how old is your brother's age? He go be adult na. Your neighbor no rape am na. Your brother enjoy am and most likely he perform wella. He is a ghetto guy as well, so you want make he dawgs for the hood kon jab am sey he na odoyor.

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She is a single mother na.So one guy man still fit run her be that.
Make she go shave that her Boko Haram beards and seek medical assistance.
Which man wan date babe who purposely dey keep beards.
If men fit dey shave steady to maintain no-beard/moustache status, na kon she?
When she ready , men go reason her matter.

I may sound pessimistic. But it seems the foundation of our country is faulty.Nothing seems to work perfectly here.The slave mentality still have a strong grip on our political leaders.
Just imagine how they killed the textile sector.
The political class vis-a-vis the elites and ' big boys/babes' prefer to wear clothing mainly imported/ made from overseas textile( designers).
While the masses strive to wear okrika clothes so as to get a feel of the made-in-overseas clothes too.
If the power sector and textile sectors were revamped and in good working condition, why should we be bothered of importing designers clothes/wrappers from Vietnam and other Asian countries ?
With a viable power and textile sector in place , manufacturers will comfortably import machineries that will produce global-standard clothing. Global brands will even come to Nigeria to have their own share of the clothing business too.
Who do Nigeria this one na?

OduduwaNow:
1. Hausa
2. Yoruba
3. Ijaw
4. Igbo
5.Kanuri
6 Tiv.



Note: Ijaw have 8 LGAs in Akwa Ibom State belonging to Obolo and Oro Ijaws...


Many people you call Igbos are actually Ijaws.

Urhobo is among the top 5th largest ethnic group in Nigeria.

Krismas:
On top of FAKE operation?
Why only one hostage? There are about 100hostages in Gaza! But magically they got this one? How can u believe such lie?

Lie ? Well, I am entitled to my opinion. And on IDF Fans Ground I stand.

EreluRoz:
Women are always greatful and remembers home but if it's the other gender the next thing that'll enter his brain after signing out is to lodge a woman of easy virtue in a hotel and fornicate all night not giving a damn or atleast remember to appreciate the power behind his journey so far.

You see that male organ call penis ehn it is the beginning and downfall of men.

What a clear case of hasty generalization.

Dem swear for NFF sef? Shuo! Dem just dey make Naija dey waka with scatter scatter leg for football space.

Respect to IDF.

I remain one of their top fans in Nigeria.