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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Celebrates His Birthday. Nigerians React On Facebook by Sobenachukwu: 2:15pm On Apr 24, 2019
famzynet:

Who told you Igbo want to be president. They want Biafra.

Sorry bro only the poor igbos wants Biafra....how many governors hv supported biafra fight if at all they cant come out openly to suuport it

keep deceiving urself u hear
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Celebrates His Birthday. Nigerians React On Facebook by Sobenachukwu: 2:11pm On Apr 24, 2019
ogbonti:


k


I enjoy discussing politics, not in pains brother man. What I earn daily can never be given to me by Atiku or any Nigerian alive. I am a self made man, (maybe $$$$ millionaire, lol--) Think of this, whenever I peep into my dollar account, and I think how hard it is for you to raise N500 to eat Iya Tawa beans and Agege bread, I JUST SMILE grin

lmao too brutal broda why grin grin

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Politics / Re: Just In: Tight Security At Lagos Airport Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit by Sobenachukwu: 1:50pm On Apr 24, 2019
slimfit1:
The fool Ambode could not complete the rail line project for people to travel without problems. Brain dead president could not wait to fly to Lagos to commission a project that is not complete.

THE PRESIDENT WITH UNCOMPLETED BRAIN.

Lol
Crime / Re: Drunk Customs Officer Stabs Graduate While Playing Snooker. Graphic Photos by Sobenachukwu: 1:43pm On Apr 24, 2019
Only in south south land
making nigeria not stable since 1960 sad

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Crime / Re: Man Sets Lover’s House On Fire In Ondo, Five Dead. Disturbing Photo by Sobenachukwu: 1:15pm On Apr 24, 2019
dumahi:
How could the wall paint remain this sparkling clean after such a huge fire that killed so many? Anyone with an answer?

if you're sensible enough you will see that's an Hospital
Celebrities / Re: Zlatanibile Rescued By Soldiers After Being Beaten By Rival Cultists by Sobenachukwu: 10:19am On Apr 20, 2019
you got the money and the fame you want.....why still be in cult again nawa o

anyway i wount pity the poor boy if he dies like a mad Dog

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Pets / Re: Chimpanzee Pelts Girl With Its Feces At The U.I Zoo by Sobenachukwu: 8:43am On Apr 20, 2019
uuzba:

Of all goals and acheivements to obtain in the western world, you still want to be browsing Nigerian website?
Are you focused at all?
:O

You wount understand
Crime / Re: SARS Officer Kills Another Man In Lagos As Thug Breaks Bottle On His Head by Sobenachukwu: 1:07pm On Apr 19, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
angry

I remember when i was about to be arrested by SARS for "unlawful loitering"

I was watching my team Arsenal at a viewing center.


I had bet salary on them winning Derby County yet the useless oafs conceded an 89th minute goal.


0-1 !!!!! My world dissolved in tears. cry cry cry


How do I face my wife at home? No foodstuff to eat! And my boss? He had borrowed me 500k and was becoming impatient.


I had buried my head in my hands when i heard the whine of a police siren in the distance.


"HEY YOU!!!" I lifted my head up and i saw magic for real.


The center that had been filled to the brim 10 seconds ago with over 100 smelly youths had cleared out totally. This was ABRACADABRA for sure shocked

"You are under arrest" The shorter of the 2 SARS guys said, grinning at me "Unlawful loitering" he added.

In a fit of rage coupled with frustration, i flipped the table up, plates and bottles flying everywhere angry angry angry



I had had enough, i had nothing to lose angry

I screamed and i broke 2 bottles on my head, one after the other.


[img]http://1.bp..com/-JloVzrJtMyw/VadqkzRDSSI/AAAAAAAF6Tg/iQKiAhPuV5c/s400/mail.google.com.gif[/img]

The SARS guys looked at themselves, and then at me with gaping mouths shocked shocked shocked


I saw magic for the 2nd time. One of them must have broken Usain Bolt's record running away.


To be continued...…..



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool

Lol enjoying this
Pets / Re: Chimpanzee Pelts Girl With Its Feces At The U.I Zoo by Sobenachukwu: 12:53pm On Apr 19, 2019
Mynd44:
She should be banned from entering the zoo permanently.

The animals are not supposed to be fed by visitors

Ban ban ban.....hopefully when i get to the US to further my masters in programming next year......non of Nairaland Mod would hv the power to ban any more

i'll correct lotta things on this platform. that's just my nursing plan i'm making known. take note

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Romance / Re: "Every Man Needs A Materialistic Woman In His Life" Man Says And Gets Of Support by Sobenachukwu: 1:03pm On Apr 18, 2019
yeap only fools would think igbo women should not be materialistics

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