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I will save his beating till he is 13, he 'must' chop the beating ooo

Nma27:
You are so funny. Sure I can cook more than that one sef

That is how you ladies will be making mouth, one babe i wasnt toasting one time boasted that she is one of the best cooks in West Africa, ordinary 'indomie' she made, there was enough water inside to bathe 3-5 new born babies

Nma27:
lol

If you can cook that meal in your profile picture, even if your engine is 'fifth hand', smoking and leaking oil i wont mind........

Governor with 'three wives', how does he find time for state affairs?

...............and my future wife is somewhere dressing up to go slay' in the club, silly girl!! Shebi when they have worn all the bolts and nuts you will now carry the 'third hand' engine to my house and expect me not to have sidechic......

OrestesDante:



soberdrunk your attention is needed urgently

He is our member!! APBL!!! PROGRESS!!! REAL MEN HAVE CURVES!!

I wonder how many 'grandmothers', 'sisters', "mother in laws", "aunties" and "girlfriends" have been killed mistakenly for the love of 'snake meat'

After avoiding all these yummy delights, one dangote truck will still fail break and pick you. Moral of the story----Nobody gets out alive

Make una dey deceive una selves, isnor' only Jos nah Gombe, the heat just became unbearable.......

How in the name of Sango and all the other small African gods do you sleepover in a lady's house whose father doesn't like you? Even sleeping in a lady's personal house is a great risk talkless of her father's house, the annoying fact is that the young man is dead and this case will not go anywhere.....

Its stories like this that make me thankful to my grand-uncle for giving us those 'small small' things to swallow when we were kids so we need not fear cuts. The world is a very wicked place, you need to always watch your back, "ija wa ija osi always guarding"

Kokaine:
oga stop calling me names oh! i dey tell you now!

Pay your rent!!

Hahahaha @ 'Dayo Amusa" 33 , when Dayo Amusa was '33' Davido was wearing diapers.......

Anytime i see 'pre-order' it brings back sad memories of 2013 when Nokia scammed me with the 'Lumia 920', they promised us heaven and earth and made us feel no other phone will ever outshine the lumia so i pre-ordered and was feeling fly, today that phone is almost useless. Dear future son, your first phone is waiting for you.....

In a country of over '186 million' people, we have only '68,250'(sixty thousand, two hundred and fifty)inmates in 'all' the prisons across Nigeria and every 'intelligent' Nigerian knows deep down that at least 55% of this number is made up of 'innocent' people that were at the wrong place at the wrong time and have no family members to cough up 'bail money'. This should tell you something about the Nigerian police.......

Odunlade----"Daddy am dancing oya spray the Dollars, Senator Buruji---Alakoba!! Dollar ko, Yen ni, i follow you dance back, you don't know Sai Baba is around, make i spray dollar make them re-visit the skeletons in my closet.......

Baba don finish the mileage on the engine, this is a true example of the yoruba prayer "Ema lo ra yin gbo"......

The minute a Nigerian trader says "Wow! you are so big now, how is your mother" it is finished!!! You 'must' pay double the price

TGoddess:
You are the epitome of stupidity.I wonder how you survived for so long without a brain.Its high time you get a functional one.No one gives a fùck about your shîtty opinion btw.

Up, down, X, Y, Y, X, Y, Y, Z,(FATALITY!!) somebody cannot play with you?

tosyne2much:
So you go fit dey comb her shebi?

Harmattan is around the corner....

Me am still waiting for my future wife to retire from runs.......

Not everyone in Camouflage is a soldier, no need jumping into conclusions .......

Abeg who knows any good painter that can design my house with the inscription "HUSHPUPPI"?

My conscience is clear, i have warned my Ex-gf Sandra to warn her sisters and mother that if they want to go for their meetings, they should choose another form of disguise other than snake because Nigerians have suddenly developed a very high craving for snake meat......

midehi2:
All

Can you take all? It is very big ooo.....

He be like Kunta Kinte way do makeup......