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This is not a 'new method' neither is it 'ingenious', they just took advantage of one man's carelessness, the topic is quite misleading.....

Lomantics:
You no read say na overfeeding kill am?

So you believed that big lie? It is obvious you dont know much about animals, a python cannot die 'after' swallowing an animal no matter how big, it can only die 'while' trying to swallow and there is any form of obstruction......

Ps-Look at the knife marks on the snake, it is obvious it was killed while digesting its meal.....

See how una just do free advert for Techno..........

These ones are not sharp, python that they will have kept alive and people will be paying to see or pata pata they sell it to a zoo, local or foreign.......

Ps-Anyone who believes this python died because it swallowed that goat doesnt know much about Aficans and animals

All i see is 2 quality shoes and 1 belt

There is enough to go round, they should keep coming.............

The problem with relationships nowadays is that almost everyone is going into it with so many 'expectations', 'requirements', "terms", and "conditions', "My man must be this', "my woman must be that". Our fathers and mothers can boast of long happy marriages because they loved each other truly with little or no expectations, learnt to accept the things they couldnt change about each other so there wasn't any need to keep 'secrets'. I remember my Ex-girlfriend telling me 'it is either you drop the booze and sticks or i walk' and for months i was living a double life, carrying brush and toothpaste in the car and masking the smell of booze with bodyspray. One day i thought to myself for how long will i keep up and why will i even be with someone that wont accept everything about me so i bounced, the fact still remains nobody enjoys keeping secrets, they only keep secrets because of the terms and conditions attached to a relationship.......

Time to drive to Abuja to meet my missing rib, if you are a Nairalander and you are into the following services be getting ready for contract

1) Photographer (with excellent skills in pre-wedding photos and must be able to give me "six packs" in the pictures and hide my pot belly)

2) Caterer(with excellent skills in cooking 'rich people' food on a budget)

3) Musician( skilled in live performance and Fuji with the ability to hail people till they spray their last kobo)

4) MC (intelligent with the ability to communicate, crack jokes without insulting people or you will chop beating from mopol last last!)

5) Babalawo/Juju man(To counter all the curses from ex-girlfriends and bad bele haters)

6) Other services will be added in due time..........

Are you done talking? It is time to dance the python dance

Someone help with that Lil Wayne pic....

Which state is this?

Punctual:
Don't redeem your itunes card directly, lets
have a bigger deal


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OLD OR NEW RBC


OLD TD CANADA


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Credit unions and local banks are also
needed for bulk cashout.

All credit cards are instant
i am available now,keep sending your
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Savannah bank nko?

That Miss Bayelsa, walahi if she call me i will answer 'Yes sir"!! This one Miss Delta pulled out, maybe she doesn't want to lay on a silver bed(all pun intended)

Kcee don buy new accent oooo!! "I din do daat"

Bros you greedy ooo!! That chicken nor do you, you just had to cook someone's girlfriend

UDIOK:
People have different ideologies when it comes to development......Arc. Obong Victor Attah came and laid a solid foundation with little resources, Akpabio came and consolidate interns of Infrastructural dev.with huge turnover as a result of resource control fought by Arc Victor Attah, Udom came in with industrialization drive with lean resources sofar He has been able to proof himself within 2yrs with this biting recession couple with huge debt he serviced left behind by his predecessor his achievement sofas include Akwa Prime and Hatchery producing day old chicks, Pencil & Tooth pick industry, in two weeks time VP will commissioned Jubilee syringe company and Automated metering company, Flour mill is ongoing, fuel depo foundation stone laid, coconut refinery for pomade and strong perfumery ongoing, deep sea port at IBAKA , he revived peacock paint industry at etinan, built new general hospitals, equipped the millennium hospital partially completed by akpabio, inject for the two state own club side AKWA UNITED AND STARLET, pays pension and gratuity, reabsorbed thousands of the sham employment his predecessor shabbily conducted to score political point, the young man is trying not to talk of numerous quality road construction in the state maybe as he doesn't put more emphasis on urban road that doesn't mean that he is not doing good and important roads in the rural communities and areas short changed by past admin. he is trying with this hard times ...i judged based on his performance am not among his praise team..

Thank you sir for the information, i guess it is safe to say the future of Akwa-Ibom is in good hands, Akwa Ibom AYAYA!!

What are they smoking in Ekiti these days? Abi is it something in their food?

iamJ:
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You might not make heaven for this

............that is how i heard one pastor preach that "any woman you have slept with is your wife and you have married her by covenant and must marry her if you want to succeed" and am like Ye!! MOKU!! Where do i start from?

I will continue to say it, no matter how much Senator Akpabio "allegedly" stole or the amount of evil he 'allegedly' committed, that man performed magic in Akwa Ibom in terms of road construction, the present governor has a lot to do if he intends to outshine his predecessor and i dont reckon he will achieve that by throwing big anniversary parties.......

So many but here is top 5 in no particular order----

1) Call the the person that issued this cheque

2)Our beer is not cold

3) Only christians will go to heaven

4) You will never find love because you are too full of yourself

5) You dont look Yoruba

Oshey!!! The honorable minster of 'Petroleum'!!!

See the white folks trying so hard to save that marine creature, i trust my Nigerian brothers..............................

Somebody better advice this young man, he has a son and plenty responsibilities, Vera Sidika will drink him like a bottle of cheap Vodka and dump him like problematic Japanese car..........

Anyone else notice the bubbles around her butt, seems aunty Idi-agbon just let one out in that picture......

It is because of all this his childish behavior that most people forget he is Emoneys older' brother, Kcee way suppose be 'papas man' dey behave like upcoming artiste.......

He can spend over '3 million' on drinks yet he cannot afford the latest Range Rover, nah this Range Rover way dem dey use do airport shuttle he dey drive, he get luck say nor be me him and that hin low budget Dj insult, nah 'pankere' way dem dey sell '3' for 50naira i 4 buy go him house go flog spirit of stupidity commot from their body.........

Anybody that can afford this can use it in Nigeria

I remember one time one very fine girl i was toasting invited me to her church and just to get into her good books i decided to honour the invitation, i got to the church that faithful day and sat down like a responsible brother with my big bible, she even sighted me from the choir section and we smiled at each other. Everything was going smoothly and i was even enjoying the service until 'offering time' when the devil decided to use the usher(as my Christian brothers will say), i opened my wallet and realized all i had was '1000 naira notes' and my plan was to give '100 naira'(maximum 200). I beckoned on one of the male ushers and explained my predicament to him and he assured me that it wasn't a problem as it was a normal occurrence in the church, he asked that i give him the money so that when he gets to my row from the back he will give me my change so i gave him '1000naira note' and kept dancing, about 3 mins later i saw him by my side collecting money from my row so i stretched out my hand for my change and to my utmost surprise the same usher that was very nice suddenly transformed and said 'oga i cannot put my hand inside the offering bag", i wasn't having any of that so i held him by the trouser, fortunately for him the man standing next to him brought out '1000 naira' and gave me back my money, unfortunately for me the fine girl i was toasting saw all the drama and this led to the premature end of our relationship. Moral of this story-----I dont blame the man, some people dont just like what they hate........

A Diplomat using "sended" is that one a diplomat