₦airaland Forum

Op add the 'professor' that hid €85,000 in Golf car and sent it to Nigeria to the list, infact he suppose dey Number 1.......

Haba baba!!! After you don finish the speedometer.....

If not for poverty, why person go dey claim this kain creature as pikin.....

So because of ordinary '2%' transfer charge this full grown man decided to throw away €85,000, them suppose carry go village, lay you down for village square and everybody for the village go flog you till you faint.......

The elder brother nor try!! You had all that information and still allowed your sister go with this shady individual, i think they were all just considering the 'financial benefits' they thought they will get from the killer.....,,

When Navy is busy doing JTF and manning road blocks, i have even seen Navy men doing private escort, the Nigerian navy needs to be upgraded, shout out to AVM Sadique Abubakar for improving the Nigerian Air force......

I am beginning to believe that some women really do 'enjoy' domestic violence, how can a man you claim loves you, beat and disgrace you for something you didnt do and you still want to go back and apologize. How low is your self esteem/self worth? It is women like you that make men take women for granted......

See my kiki All i have to do now is get born again and become important.......

All these 'ajebutter' children can sleep for Africa oooo, the kid still dey sleep for police station sef, i trust my 'kpako' kids, na dem 4 arrest the thief with teeth

Nma27:
hahahhahahahahaha.... Your potbelly won't allow u catch one single shot abi? Chai!

The only time i ever played football in my entire life was in 'primary school' and i played with the female squad beacause i was so bad at it that my fellow guys wont have me. If it was a 'swimming' competition then i am your guy because i am amphibious

What type of weak response is this, responding like a market woman keeping malice with her fellow market woman, if you want to respond like a man, call his full name, address, complexion, state of origin, infact read out his CV!

Nma27:
Chronique should be the striker. Soberdrunk will do well as the goalkeeper.

You want the story of "99-0" to become a reality?

Hahaahahah!! Just when you think you have seen it all, someone is looking for a 'God fearing" adulterer

Congratulations!!! I have nothing but respect for those who are lucky to find 'true' love that they decide to cement with 'marriage', love for some of us cost between 10-15k every other night with the risk of waking up and realizing that vital items like remote controls, chargers, wallets etc have gone missing

If i am asked to sow seed, i will buy a big bag of beans and corn and take it to the pastor.....

I dont get it, what is she signing? Is sickle cell awareness not supposed to be charity?

When himself go baff up come dey speak with 'foreign accent' like say na him get all the Walmart 4 America, why boys nor go tax you?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the 9th man might just be a 'long term' scammer

For the sake of the students, i hope you dont teach "English Language"

The person blaming Buhari, is Buhari the 'inspector general of police"? Or did the just recruit the man?


Ps-There isn't a man more irresponsible than a man who cannot handle his liquor........

Which kain punch be that? So mumu sabi punch nah him he never go represent Nigeria in boxing for olympics

Kai!! Problem dey oooo

I still cannot understand why any Nigerian in a 'right state of mind" will vote for Atiku, are some people just allergic to progress?

"You became aroused" OMG!! They even named the child 'OreOluwa', whenever i read stories like this, i start feeling like 'the pope'

Hahahaha!! This just reminded of years back when i went into the ceiling to peep when my older brother and is girlfriend were having 'fun', i got so carried away by the action i didnt know i had moved my weight to the wrong board and came crashing down by their side, i dont know who was more embarrassed, me or the girl, all i kept screaming was "cable wire"!! "Cable wire"!! trying to cover up with the lie that i went into the ceiling to adjust cable wire........

So you cannot just torori' ur wife to give you 1million

At a point in every 'correct' young man's life, he must have tasted the forbidden fruit from an older tree.....