₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
You this guy

awon aye!

annawhite:
so men of nowadays better abi... If woman show for house... Una go run around like usain bolt to prepare one miserable plate of indomie and boiled egg. Sometimes d indomie na IOU sef... To further impress d babe una go gather 500naira suya spread for the indomie.. #rolleyes# while GOTV dey echo for background... After the meal una go begin lie bout prospects wey never exist...be real wit us and we will follow una anywhere mbok

Wait!! Guys actually make indomie, egg and '500 naira' suya for ladies? Whatever happened to biscuits and groundnut with cold Zobo?

If we are to go by this your argument, it means His Holiness 'The Pope" is not a 'child of God' because the pope himself drinks beer.

Take heart! Find consolation in the fact that all dogs go to heaven......

RETIREDMUMU:
wetin be female arousal fluid again

It is natural lubricant, like the engine oil you put in your generator........

Hahahahaha!!! Have no fear son it is simply female arousal fluid, you should only start worrying if the abdominal pain starts or you piss and it goes in 4-6 directions, or you experience any strange sensation after urinating.....

I don't understand these people, they will be making threats up and down, just small gunshots from 2-5 soldiers they are already screaming blue murder.

Ps-The 'highly trained' BSS with their super drones did not see this coming? Jokers!!! You all think it is just to be making noise and threatening peace loving people with imaginary terror.......

Nigerian ladies have not reached that level of civilization yet, they still see it as 'desperation' and 'humiliation', their own is to be screaming 'equal rights' and posting feminist quotes.......

Bros you must be a real gentleman, i trust myself and my crase, ordinary 'local flight' i dey create awareness for 30mins delay talkless of when i buy 'business class', it will have been on CNN "Breaking news!!" Nigerian man disrupts the whole airport"

Op i agree with your points except "No.4", we had an Ekuke' many years ago and when armed robbers visited, the dog did not make a single sound and we didnt see the dog for 'two days'

Ps-The dog had an unusual appetite for licking engine oil and destroying slippers and shoes........

At 19 she dropped everything and followed him all the way from England to Nigeria, girls of nowadays just ordinary come to my house in the "same state" they will be forming 'direct Belgium' meanwhile they are already "Naija used".........

The prophet said "if you kill yourself or commit suicide", someone should please explain the difference.......

It is finished.......,.

Ps-Kudos to the bouncer for being so professional, i dont reckon i will have been able to resist the temptation of manually resetting 'its' brain

Sanchez01:
Far from it. Truth is, I was shocked the 'True Love' tale came from a male. The thing is, the concept was carved out of Telemundo and similar Telenovellas. Safe to say you are a product of Telemundo

Love has no shade and forms. If it fails or deceives, then it was never love from the get go.

Hahaha! Me! Telemundo? if you read the first post well you will see the true was in quote. Love for me is 'cold gulder' and 'pepper soup'.......

Sanchez01:
There is no such thing as TRUE LOVE. Love is love and has no form. If it fails, then it obviously wasn't love from the start.

Innocence is written all over the pictures. Congratulations. I pray God upholds the day and causes you to have a lasting union.

Hehehe!! Na people way them don use their heart do ping pong dey rhyme like this

There is no such thing as a "Good Ex", the term 'good ex' is an oxymoron to me......

Sharp guy!!! What an intelligent way to escape spending money.....

............and some very myopic people couldn't comprehend why the Chinese government banned kids from going to church, how will the Nigerian economy grow when able bodied men and women that are supposed to be contributing to our GDP are in the church flogging imaginary devil..............

alagba333:
so killing her is d solution... u should be arrested for supporting him. leaving it life does not mean killing her. u all get some one beta. now he wasted her and himself

Egbon Alagba should i translate what i wrote in yoruba so you will understand better?

No parent should ever have to bury their child, it isn't the correct natural order, i feel her pain and hope she finds strength to overcome this painful situation........

Ishilove:
You didn't indicate the willingness

OMG!! Women!! The more intelligent they are, the more complicated they become

Ishilove:
That's because the options were unfavourable

You could have simply just said so........

Ishilove:
Hm! You feck up sha

Me? All the options were given and you didn't pick any...

I 'heard' love is a beautiful thing........

Ishilove:
Iwo na, You!!

Awon aye lo ma judge case wa...,

Let this be a lesson to you ladies, it is not evry man that you play the "i sharp" game with.......

Ishilove:
Or her ex-boyfriends

You!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, make them ask his ex-girlfriends.......