₦airaland Forum

midehi2:
I want the cow prick, i heard its sweet

How do you want it?

maklelemakukula:
ma nigga

I see you bro!! The cow tongue is yours!!

UncleRichy:
we're behind you sir....

Your loyalty shall not go unrewarded, the left ball of the cow is yours!

All energy is borrowed, her watch has ended, go well Missy!

Glory be to God!!! Let them not forget to send a shoutout to the good 'Fertility Doctor' too

I soberdrunk on behalf of all the 'Pot bellied' fellow intellectual drunks and my over 40 followers(even though i dont know where they are following me to) on Nairaland can assure you 'excess' votes if you promise us 150 crates of "Gulder' and 1 'healthy' 'live' cow. Deal or no deal?

The greatest Owelle!! Incoming president!! Dont mind the 'bad belle' people, nothing will happen!! I will be there personally to drink Gulder on the day of your swearing in as Commander-in-chief


Ps-Make sure you have eaten a 'healthy' breakfast, have hope for lunch and some cash in the bank for emergency before you faint mentioning me......

Good bye Normal car insurance!!! Welcome Kenya "spécial" insurance!!!

If he get mind make he come Abuja come talk am, we Will like to hear from him personally"

Fine woman!!!

officialJP:
person no fit play with u

Nor vex!! I take it back!! Your album go be hit, let me know how i can help......

So someone cannot lend someone a helping hand again?

Maybe it is just me but i see two different ladies and besides with all the gender equality and feminism gospel women preach nowadays, i still dont know why people are 'wowed' when they see a lady doing 'regular' 'tough' jobs

Innocent Kid . We sabi do 'bulletproof' with ordinary 'goat pikin' na him we never export the technology go other countries become world leader of weapons

Baba don dey use scope talk say he go cooperate with criminals as long as they cooperate with him and the ministry will continue to move.......

This technology is too much for me, am old school and prefer my side mirrors

Ha!! Aunty Mi Jumoke is in Ekiti ooo!! Lemme find out if she is okay.......

I dinor pizza used to expire!! Abeg they dinor taste the pizza before swallowing? Which one is 'Food handlers test certification"? Walahi i don see wetin i go use chop free peppersoup 4 Mama Nkechi side.....

How many 'local' airlines dey fly go Us before?

Dotwillis1:
how is it a news

Suv Wey I dey use transport block to my site

Nor mind them, Suv way i dey use carry feed go my poultry........

Someone's grandmother cannot just stroll and take small breeze on a weekday?

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How many Nigerian airlines dey fly enter Us before, i doubt if they are up to 3 sef?

officialJP:
i pity ur life go find something do stop wasting ur precious time

.......coming from a failed "gospel artiste", no bro!! Keep your pity because You need it more

I hope There is Gulder, peppersoup, and Access to Nairaland wherever am going.....

Ouch!!! Mogbe!!!

You people can correct all you want, 'biscuit bone' has been passed down to at least 'two generations' and it isnt going anywhere soon!