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This egbon cannot even type one correct sentence, he must always 'gbagaun"!!!

See her face like doggy

He for reach Portharcourt nah!!! I wan buy am gulder.......

I dont know why we Nigerians like to 'boast' about our 'suffering' once we achieve something, a simple 'i worked hard' nor dey ever do, they must "literally' and 'figuratively' add 'pepper'........

The security man take off!!!

The irony is the young man will still have one ugly ass" sidechic......

Yes i see something wrong!! They forgot to add "Non-negotiable"

What is really happening!!

Wow!!"300" "Three hundred" able bodied men!! That is a lot and we shouldn't ignore the 'postive' impact these men can have on our economy, they shouldn't be condemned for making 'mistakes'.....

If he do "mistake" throw punch way hit Dogara, the beating way Dss, army, police, civil defence, road safety, lastma, lawma, timariv, Man o war, airforce, navy, vio, Fireservice, postmaster, Etc etc go give am go change hin 'weather' for life!!!

Na wa oooo!! He couldnt get a better bargain.......

If i attend this church, i go just catch the suit, fold am dey go house......

Kai!!!

Aunty Kemi mi!! Welcome back, now i can drink "Cold" beer again, i was on a one man protest that i wont drink "cold" beer till they release our "Mother" of journalism........

Does anybody know how far from the ground that bridge is??

I always hope i dont find myself in this type of situation because "only" two things can happen---

1)We all die

2)I dont get robbed.......


Ps---Some people dont analyse well, if i want to enter public transport, i normally analyse the settings well and i will notice if anything doesnt add up......

I trust BABA, we will hear the full gist of his entire vacation in his next album "Ni gba ti mo dey Frankfurt, otutu mu mi ooo o mu mi, mo wa dey Waldof Astoria nilu New York mo ri yara to tobi bi stadium oooo.........."

Hahahaha!! seems its the season of disgrace for all the 'fakers', dont worry 'boy trigg' Aunty Toyin will bail you out and clear the bills......

When i see all these young men doing "Awu this' "Awu that" i just feel sorry for them because nah 'ignorance' dey worry them! After you do 'strong man' finish you will still come out and be saying "Yes sir!!" to a "Jew man". If you like hard pass 'rambo', nah who get money be the real "Strong man"

Where are all the Wike soldiers that were attacking me on the football thread I hope you all will eat your words......

When you jam "Mandingo" and he resets your thinking with his weapon of mass dickstruction......,

This is the part that scares me the most about marriage "Curfew", somebody will now be applying for visa to make movement......

Its not easy for your son to be an 'infamous' fraudster that flies in private jets......

See all the hypocrites judging her, some of them dey swallow 'stick', cap, stick and balls......

Dino!! Dino!! 'I didnt know' you are a magician

Bobby808:
The owner of your totallity, Tunibu, because he owns you more than three quarter of Lagos state and more than half of the entire Yorubas race is dancing because he owns you and you are there talking of Rivers state. Go and watch off your slavery traits and come back here.

Maybe if they didnt use the money meant for 'quality' education to watch football you will be able to write what people will understand......

[quote author=Areaboy2 post=57199429]Hahaha.. don't worry dry bones shall rise again.. I hear sey you don dey go church. Hehehehe..

Meh. This car still dey my plans.. but that plan is 2 months from now

But then again, I fit still sell that rav 4. Top money up collect this one.. [/quote



The bones are just getting dryer everyday, my only consolation is if i act holy for like 4-5 more sundays i can apply for a big 'Holy loan' This right here is a good offer but i doubt it will last that long, shit Eagle1!! A benz and Audi WTF!! Are you James F-ing' Bond!!??

Ps----SOS!! Any type of Bailout needed (I will send you something on whatsapp that will shock you)

Nigeria sha!! We just like to 'Hype' irrelevant things, something Ordinary infrared thermometers will do, malaria that is killing children everyday them nor fit eradicate that one...