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Nigerian police sha!!! So in 2017 and with the level of technology in the world today, its this black and white picture we will be using to look for this criminal??! Plus they didnt even attach any reward......

All these people above me saying he wants to 'hit that' obviously dont have experience in the field of 'hitting'! Any woman that you dont have prior relationship with that takes these type of picture with you 'publicly' has 'friendzoned' you 'totally' with the whole world as witness. Looking at the pictures sef, it's obvious there is no sexual chemistry between these two, this is just like two 'girlfriends' goofing around....

Once election don reach, they will wear their 'humility robe' and be forming 'one of us', i dont know why people still fall for this weak gimmick

300 'thousand' units and i never buy Maybe by the time he reach 1million, i will get one

Ps- They say its an 'off-road' vehicle but all these big men in Nigeria that drive it will see small pothole and be dragging the small portion of good road with us that drive regular saloon cars

Heheheeheh! This bros is just one of the prisoners in the 'friend zone' cell that is under the illusion that he is 'The Boyfriend', bros the fact that you 'chop' once, twice or are still chopping doesnt make you 'bobo'

The guy above is not well but he has spoken the truth, this nah "Papas dose"

Nah 'Service charge'

So with all the many problems in Nigeria, somebody will now go and add 'Charly boy's' daughter to the equation??! Thank you sir but i nor want!!! If she 'hot' put am for fridge or on AC make she cold.....

NAGGING! NAGGING!!! NAGGING!! NAGGING!! NAGGING!! NAGGING! and Death.......

This tramadol has become a menace in our society oooo

Kai!

At 14!!! WhaAtttt!!?? The advantage of this her situation is that she has a very good chance of seeing her great grand children.......

Interesting read, i still dont know how these priests do it, celibacy might drive someone like me crazy!!

hahahaha!! So the recession reach Boko Haram too??

Kai!!! He nor go better for cancer!!! See as he just scatter 'my office'!! The thing pain me PERSONALLY!!! It even looks like double mastectomy KAI!! Cancer why!!! If you are team 'headlamps', you wont see this thread and not feel bad

This guy just experienced at least 47% of 'healthy' men's fantasy and he is complaining.......

Dear Sir, that your first fact is very wrong, the longest flight in the world is from Doha to Auckland with a total distance of 14,535km(9,032 miles)

The last time i went to the gymn, one teenager with '16' packs wanted to disgrace his father, after carrying one heavy set of weight like '120' times and all the fine girls don dey shout 'wow' 'wow' he look me say "Chairman your turn", i replied that am still warming up, for my mind i said "YOUR FATHER!! Make i go do say i wan keep up go lift the one way i go use get cardiac arrest"!!

See the weak tyres way the mumu dey use speed sef! Abeg all those photographers, wetin dem wan use the pictures do?

So with all the problems in Nigeria some people still dey add 'cocaine' to the equation?

........when you go to intimidate 'their father' in your old hood.....

Atiku2019:
Atiku 2019

Hahaaha! Its obvious that you are the proverbial man who gave away his 'laying' chicken for a plate of fried egg ENJOY YOUR MEAL!!

Atiku2019:
Marry a caring and Loving Woman

I hope whatever they are paying you for this campaign is worth gambling your future and those unborn?(Its just a honest question ooo!)

Anyone with a discerning mind can tell that this is a clear case of wife tasting 'new kondo' and the thing touch her 'Inkpamtum' so she decided to get rid of the 'old cargo' and replace him with a new 'Cultist Mr Rosco'


Ps-She was kind enough to give the 'old lover' a farewell shag and her lawyer should tender this fact in front of the judge to get her a reduced sentenc....... (No kind deed should go unrewarded)

I still dont get what all the hype is about this child!! I don't understand why they are treating her like she found the solution to all the problems in the world or invented a magical cure for all the health problems, to me she is just another chibok girl

Kanu sabi fall hand sha!!! Which kain "Scoot' be this?

tosyne2much:
You for tell am say Hushpuppi na your guy now

My brother!! I go dey believe say my fineboy and honesty go work for me ni ooo, way i for run claim say nah the same hospital dem born us.......

He be like all the governors for Ekiti dey forget something for government house, this one all of them dey do "RETURN OF THE MAC" Ekiti people una dey forbid "Fresh candidates'??


Ps- WARNING!! WARNING!! Dear Ekiti people, this one una 'aspiring governor' dey use "Old school" Land cruiser campaign, he be like Baba need money badly ooo! Make una shine una eyes ooo!!

That is how one girl 'DMed' me and said "Hey you look like Hushpuppi, do you know him?", i replied "No" and sent another message, she hasnt replied again since "March", maybe nah "Glo network' she dey use.....

prey02:
Omo!!! U get sense no be small...I applaud U.take!!!


quote author=soberdrunk post=58550661] I nor buy Tokunbo G-wagon like 17m, fill the boot with enough beer and hire police, soldier, road safety, civil defence in convoy to Abuja still get excess money to waste when i get to Abuja

Hehehe! Abeg who is that girl in your profile picture, abeg help me tell her say space go dey inside the G-wagon for her oooo! With her fresh face like today bread