₦airaland Forum

People like to dramatize everything, bele way mad woman sef way nor get anybody dey carry dey born, i am suspecting this "good samaritan", he be like she wan use us buy venza........

Kai!!! See wastage oooo!!! The marine rangers on duty that day sabi their work......

My neighbor don carry one ashy way wear this type of dress before.........

I dey suspect that guy in brown suit behind the couple in the first picture, he be like say him sef don "warm" the "engine" before....


Ps---The husbands facial expression in the first picture be like "You see you this girl way dey do holy holy' this night you will touch ur toe"

See Dangotes facial expression in the last picture like "Ohhhhhh who put me next to this This 'Jonortan'

Kai!! Na wa oo!! Uncle Yemi did not tell me that he was going to italy ooo!! I will have sent 'small thing' to Aunty Mi Bose in Torino

Ps-Saraki better not get any funny ideas......

"Abeg any of una get lighter"

The first picture though, that is what we call "professional SAPA"!! Omo this woman dey lie for United Nations.....

See as them keep head like "NGK SPARK PLUGS"

Wike is a fairly powerful man but like my Japanese brothers will say "power is nothing without control"! Wike doesnt have good advisers, i give it to him, winning the governorship election in Rivers state either by hook or crook is no childs play but Wike derailed by making 'revenge' his main mission......

All over the world this "salary" is a very tricky issue, i still dont understand why a 'pop star' earns more than a 'brain surgeon' or a 'footballer' earn more than a 'professor'

So because of ordinary "snake"?? Sometimes i hope people in other countries dont read about events like this in Nigeria......

Nah today person dey promise and fail, my guy don pledge 3million 4 church just to get one girl attention, him and the pastor nearly throw blow when he reach time to collect, baba nor even get 100k. Moral of the story----Showbiz nah showbiz!!

Chai!! Them fit don waste money do naming ceremony for this creature ooo.......

This message way dem don forward give half of Nigeria tay tay nah him Op dey claim.......

Second from the right in the second to last picture is looking like the future "Mrs Drunk"

Lmao @ "she needs medication", them go 'medicate' her well with maggi, onions and pepper If nor be say nah North Carolina my cousin Bayo dey, i for say Bayo don carry dis hin bad habit of "borrowing" people livestock go Yankee. Abeg Nairalanders in Yankee is North Carolina far from the scene of the crime? If "No" NAH MY COUSIN BAYO OOOO! Bayo is so talented in 'borrowing' peoples livestock that even if nah dragon you get, he nor safe!!

But some men get mind oooooo!! So one guy commot 'seatbelt' drive enter Anita 'garage' still come do "double parking" inside........

Sounds like a 'trojan gift' to me, "hunger" is a bigger problem in 'developing countries' than 'shit', nor be who chop dey shit.....

Which tailor sew this 'coat of many colours' for her?

Ps-Them kukuma give her two seats with enough space, even the guy with cloth been wan dance go near her come remember the case of the "chaplain" give himself brain

Somebody go still piss and shit there sef, besides how many people go fit read for that kain area.....

Shot on sight abi killed wirelessly with Stubborn juju

Those two girls in the top left of the last picture should report to the 'head'masters office immediately!!

So this is Governor Wikes highest achievement?

All na hustle.....

Bobby abuse!!

Is that a wedding ring am seeing on her finger? If my wife drive 39km to go take selfie with 'male' celebrity, she had better make sure she packed 'all' her things because she must keep driving......

Na wa ooo!! Everybody just dey vex anyhow for Nigeria, everywhere you turn is either someone is beating, stabbing or killing someone.....

Everybody dey play away match, nah who dem catch be 'cheat'! Some men are under the illusion that their wives will chop only their 'kondo' till they die, wake up my brother!!

Thousands of young qualified people are looking for jobs and this governor and his oversize daughter are playing ping pong with this juicy job........