₦airaland Forum

Is it that Benin girls dont use "original" makeup? Why are 'almost' all the girls looking like they rubbed 'poster colour'

See as he keep face like spoilt bitter leaf soup! Those guys that change currencies like to take some unnecessary risks sha, such a big transaction should be done in 'an office', he is just lucky he took down the plate number......

Its okay to dream but when the dreams starts becoming hallucinations, its time to get the malaria/typhiod test..........

Anybody way need 10k to go to anywhere to chase dreams and you know that you will come back like 6young, Hola at me....

The laps nor dey like say he go soft(since she is sampling it for us to analyze) and she go pay for this jeans ooo?

Nah soldiers beat this man till him resemble who 'tractor' jam? Kai! This our young soldiers sabi misbehave sha!!

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Did you really see anyone making a call in the boat ?

Which phone do you use?

Lets look at the 'bright side', the couple living in the house can have a romantic 'moonlight' dinner plus 'extra ventilation'

I don't understand!! Why the "gun boat"? Them wan fight mammy water before them rescue the man? Where are the divers? The guy making call in the boat, is he calling the "marine world"?

Shiitposter:
We used to hang people like that in public during the medieval era.

Check your calendar.......

Some Nigerian girls will not like this they be like "see the cheap proposal inside hotel room"

Dear Nigerian girls continue with the "he is not my type" "how did you get my number" "a guy must toast me first" till all the Eligible bachelors turn #TeamMalawi then una go dey find Ghanaian guys way go take una go see 'Pasta'

Must we treat criminals like animals in this country? Must we roll them on the floor and remove their clothes? Regardless of whatever crime they may have committed, they are still human beings and citizens of this country, why not just restrain them and take them to lockup

Ghen ghen!!! If his wife has my type of mind, nah 'long term" "chemical castration" go be hin punishment, nah to just dey put am for hin food dey follow am laugh.........

Ghen ghen!!! Which excuse he wan give hin wife for not winning even after denying her on "live tv"

All of you that keep saying "he/she is in a better place" when people die are to blame, i think Nigerians are starting to believe that line and are in a hurry to go to the 'better place' ........

How can you be with a woman for "24 long years" and still leave her?

youngest85:
Daughter is ripe

nah mango?

Seems the daughter is vexing, her facial expression be like "see as mummy just bright anyhow dey even steal my shine"

congrats to our king!!!



Ps-Looking at some highly placed and well respected individuals, you will think they dont do the 'freaky do' but apparently we all do the 'crouching tiger holding protector'

Somebody cannot jejely annouce her desire again?

Lagos state police spokesman has a Weird name "Famous Cole" . See as the criminal keep face like 'Nepa bill'.....

Omo re bi custard!!

The problems i have with 'hotties' like this are--------

1)She will be very 'vain'

2)There is a very high chance of her having a 'low IQ

3)It is very hard for her to 'scandal free'

4)High demand resulting in "artificial inflation"

5)High demand leading to "excessive shakara"........... Etc etc....

Kai!!! See all the wasted suya!!!

She might be telling you to 'sue Dangote"'!!


Ps-When last did you have malaria and typhoid test?

Seems 'harmattan white' mistakenly mixed some of her 'white' cream inside his tea..........

I used to like this lady until she started putting 'expensive' 'runs girl ideas' into the minds of our ladies with her music "if you love me, you go pay me salary" "if you love me you go buy me ferrari"...

Someone cannot just park his car and go for a quick swim?

His watch has ended.....


Ps-I hate it when someone dies and people start saying "he is in a better place"! How una take know? Have you been there before?