₦airaland Forum

ujudiaz:
Your sense of humour shaa, don't worry u would be used 4 latex crops, so we can manufacture more rubbers 4 male winies

So of all the things that they use 'latex" for, its only 'male rubbers' that could come to your mind? You haff join bad gang and i will tell your mummy

Why argue with a man holding a gun when you are not 'Thor' or "Abija"


Ps---The policemen were not 'running away', they were taking strategic positions to apprehend the robbers Abeg you people should not wash our very dirty linen in public.......

Hhahahahaha!! This reminds me of someone

I dont mean to sound "insensitive' but i don't understand why people act all shocked when someone dies like we were promised "immortality", death is coming for us all and its not according to your height, age, size or any other factors. The only thing that worries me is "i hope my body doesnt end up as 'manure' for "irrelevant" crops like 'bitter leaf", "scent leaf" etc i want to be manure for "Cash crops" "

............when You put 'Range Rover" engine inside "Toyota camry pencil light"...........

Every guy freaks out when he hears that a girl he has been 'getting down' with has died, the tension disappears when he finds out the cause of death wasnt 'health related'........

I doubt if the oga even knows the meaning of "inaugural lecture", is Tompolo now a professor?

FREE AUNTY KEMI!!! AUNTY KEMI WE ARE SOLIDLY BEHIND YOU *bites turkey wing and sips gulder*!! WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL AUNTY KEMI REGAINS HER FREEDOM *adjusts pillows and reduces Ac*!! ............

Lmao!! We talking money!!! Its with this type of money you can send your Father-in-law to go buy lighter for you......

Wow! "Two whole days"??!! Poor fellow, imagine the trauma....

See how 'somebody's father' is misbehaving, if you have issues with someone or you feel you have been defamed in anyway why not head to 'court' rather than showing us underwear way we nor know weda na pant or bumshort

Somebody cannot just borrow 'small money' from her oga for her boyfriend again?......

Like play like play this "kidnapping" thing has become part of our society ooo!! Nobody is safe again......

Chai see my Aunty Kemi oooo!! Na wa for Canadian prime minister and American secretary of state ooo!! So after all aunty Kemi did for your countries, you guys are allowing her go through all this?

Dear Ex-gfs dont you want to be "empowered" women? You all should Be like 5k bae and return all the money i spent on you all and make me retire early......

Is LASEMA rescue restricted to only this bridge alone or everywhere in Lagos?

If every girl i have ever taken out in life decides to do this, it means 'retirement' has come early, kudos to the lady, this is who you call a 'truly' "Independent woman", not all those ladies that will come to your house, collect money whean leaving and still steal your remote controls

I remember one time my car overheated in the middle of nowhere, i couldnt find water so i called my mechanic and the guy wowed me with a "magic trick", "he asked me to put on the ac, increase the temperature to the highest and increase the fan speed to the highest", like magic the temperature dropped in no time and i was able to drive all the way home, i still don't understand the science behind that trick??

Call me "Senator Soberdrunk"

This guy doesnt look like someone that can "terrorize" my 16 year old nephew, so person like this will now 'come and say' he wants to rob me after everything way man don see??! 'Kole werk"!!!

Africa "NEVER" fails to "disappoint'

drtee247:
You must purchase it first and pay custom duty.. No test driving

What if after You pay for it, You dont like it? That is why responsible companies encourage "Test driving" before payment....

teebaxy:
You are still leaving in 19th century i guess, do u need miney to snap pictures this days or do u need licence to get them uploaded online.....baba think ahm nao

Welcome back to Nigeria, a lot has changed since the "Muritala" administration, nowadays our governors have a budget for 'pimple bursting"

..........and yet what the Senate is worried about is the customs boss not wearing "uniform"

Kai!! The value of life has really dropped in This country, them suppose Just turn thèse ones to "organ donors"

Drama governor!! I wonder which one is higher in Ekiti, the budget for sharing "small chops" or the budget for 'snapping the governors pictures when he is doing both relevant and irrelevant things"

Them suppose Just use This one test HIV vaccine....

Of what use is a Rolls Royce if it cannot be driven.........??

For light That they barely bring, make them kuku come take their wire........

Maybe he wanted to do "one for the road"....

If he is not lying about the price then he needs to fire his Financial manager