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Shaolin Stundent------Master Master! What style shall i use for my girlfriend if she is flexible like this? Master------ Hmmmmmm!! Student!!! Shaolin doesn't support 'suicide' ![]() |
This girl way like to jump up and down like prey mantis, i hope say she go calm down nah way 'second hand' papilo don install application for her system..... ![]() |
Maybe its just me but 'Rice and spaghetti'(girl and girl) is still "understandable' but 'yam and eba'(man and man) is not pleasing to the eyes at all!! ![]() |
The 'virgins' and 'goody 2 shoes" will soon arrive and start attacking her but they dont know what she is feeling, until your guy knacks you and you speak a 'foreign language' that you yourself dont understand, until your guy knacks you and your legs are still shaking 48hrs later, until your guy uses his 'physical object' to touch your 'spiritual' object, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT TO JUDGE HER!!! ![]() |
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Just out of 'curiosity', how will the boy know it is really Flavour ? |
When you propose to your girlfriend and she says "No' and you have already paid for the "wedding gown"......... ![]() |
gudofuck231:Ameeen ooooo!!! |
..........same reason i dont attend his shows, the money i will use to buy '1 ticket' i will use it to buy "all" his CDs ![]() |
Hahaha! Nigerians dont forgive, some people take am personal!!! ![]() |
Mtncardseller:Ameeen!! Ati eyin nor daddy!! |
Abeg when and where and please reserve three tables near the cooling van for me and my crew, nor fear, the more we drink, the more we spray!!! ![]() |
Op so you have Chuddys number? Abeg when is he coming back to Nigeria, i want him to help me buy something from Manilla ![]() |
is that policeman in the 3rd picture trying to kill the victim, using his smelly cap to fan him.... ![]() |
The guys story doesnt add up at all!!! 'You rescued gunshot victim that is your friend, police linked it to a police officer that was killed.........." In my expert opinion, the guy may not be 'entirely' guilty but he is not 'innocent', i reckon he was involved in a movement that led to the death of a policeman and although he may not be the killer, he seems to know more about it than he is admitting....... ![]() |
The return of 'Musanga'!! See as two of them don use people money fresh like Italian Turkey..........Ps-I can bet my left kidney that these guys are not aware of this program and wont show up, its just another scammer trying to get rich quick using their names and pictures.......... ![]() |
The only difference is the costume, he is still a salary earner! ![]() |
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True wisdom is gold and can be found in beer, especially when it is cold, so drink 'cold gulder' and you will never feel old ![]() Ps-If Nigerian breweries uses this line without paying, the lawsuit go sure pass sure because i have 1,767,949 witnesses ![]() |
Apparently Roman bobbess' is more 'boobs' and less 'brain'........... ![]() Ps-As much as i love boobs, nothing turns me on more than an 'intelligent' woman! A dull woman will disgrace you both inside and outside, i remember one time my guy brought this very beautiful girl to one of our hangouts and we asked her what she does for a living and she replied 'student', we asked 'what is your field' and she replied "sorry an not into football". Everybody burst out laughing and she even joined the laughter still oblivious of her mistake ![]() |
Yawa!! |
The 'Africaness' in me wants to judge her but its 2017 and with all the domestic violence stories flying up and down, all i can say is "Goodluck' and hope she doesnt move from 'frying pan' to 'fire' ![]() |
The fact is, if truly there is "Hell" then some people must go there and this young lady just made her choice...... ![]() |
All this could have been avoided if we had a functioning 'insurance' system, if someone hits your car all you will need do is collect their 'details' and not 'throw blow' ![]() |
Side effects of inhaling too much 'fake' Mary Kay powder, with her face like Binatone stabilizer....... ![]() |
Kai!!! My aunty Kemi oooo!! I have missed her!!! I am going on 'beer strike' until she is released....... ![]() |
Lmao @ 'great philanthropist', his family 'milked' the system so forgive me if am not impressed that he poured a 'little milk' back into the system Its men like this that made Fidel Castro my hero, VIVA LA CUBA!!! ![]() |
When the brides parents pay for the wedding......... ![]() |
.............i wonder what the 'commander-in-chief' was doing when all this was going on.......... ![]() Ps-Sometimes i wonder how the mind of a typical Nigerian works, how can you deprive so many people of what is rightfully theirs and wallow in 'extreme' luxury? I remember the biggest amount i stole from my mum as a teenager was 5k and although it was quite a huge sum back then, my conscience didnt allow me enjoy the money ![]() |
'Responsible' women will not like this thread...... . A "Baby mama" @ 40 is a babymama for life....... ![]() |
Is he in a better place too? ![]() |
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The return of 'Musanga'!! See as two of them don use people money fresh like Italian Turkey..........