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Dear MTN NIGERIA, although you guys did not pay me for advert and sometimes you people play small 'ojoro' deductions but "NO OTHER NETWORK COMES CLOSE" in terms of service and network quality, you guys have convinced me that if truly there is a heaven the 'communication room' will be "YHELLO"!!

The effrontery!!! For his own safety the man better look for alternative accommodation when he returns to base....

"3 million to for her freedom"?? I dont get it, is she a slave?

Cheers to Annie!!! This is a woman that truly knows how to handle a man, not all these girls of nowadays that you will just sleep with her aunty and like two of her cousins and she will just dump you..........

person way suppose dey navigate different spiritual establishments to see whether them fit help am 'brighten' hin career small, he dey release video dey insult person way hin tomorrow sure like Real Madrd over 1.5.....

Ishilove:
Yes!

Yusuf?

Nah!!

Ishilove:
Kazeem

Lol! You going to keep guessing?

Somebody cannot just scratch in peace?

You try but why do they look 'jump upish'?

I guess its safe to say it was a succession operation.......

Ishilove:
Shakirudeen?

Nah!!

Ishilove:
What's your middle name?

Translation----The Beneficent

Hahahahhahaha!! So they sent them to school to read and they went there and started doing "Crouching tadpole, standing hyena" at 22 and 21 .

Well it has happened and there are two things involved-----


1)Its either the girlfriend has been going to 'charge phone' in another sharp guys house


2)Or its a case of 'Accidental discharge'

Any which way 'what we say the father will not hear is the father that will still settle it" the have no option but to open up to their parents collect a few slaps and insults and move on with their lives.........

Kai!! This is bad news ooo, if i dey go holiday with the middle name on my passport nah to wear big cross 4 neck carry bible or respect myself go Bahrain

See as she keep face like corruption

"10k" for 'Mouth Gig'??!! EFCC must hear this!!

Ps-Hahahaha!! How dull do these guys think we are, whoever came up with this low budget 'Cotonouwood' movie script is only making Apostle look more guilty, the church already confirmed that Apostle knows Miss Otobo and that he only helped her financially and prayed for her, so how do you explain Miss Otobos 'youtube' music video? You guys are trying too hard!!

Nigerians sha like to make everything seem 'spiritual'

We cant be sure if she will find another guy with 'super' sperm but we are sure of two things, your sisters 'generosity' and her dislike for condoms

This her eyebrows be like wetin Xena the warrior princess dey use fight bad guys...

Ishilove:
Kwale?

Why do you reckon am from Delta sef?

All these members with 'little faith', Mummy in the Lord did a 'spiritual' investment for them and they want 'physical' profit, HOW!!?

I know you hypocrites are thinking it but me i will say it!! This his fathers face sha!! Daddy smile nah!!

Ishilove:
Are you Ukwuani?

Nah! Am Westside!

Kai!! See somebodys child....

They can invent this rubbish but cant help Africa eradicate malaria......

Sharp guy!! This is the one of the best examples of the 'carrot and stick' approach, also similar to the 'nkapi'(local rat) method of blowing the victim breeze as the rat feasts on its victim

Guy way fit dey miss hin Ex-gf and her 'Shaolin' moves and as he see wetin he 'settle' for him nor fit control emotions again

Sometimes i thank the gods am not a celebrity and it is because of things like this, LMAO @ "you need help".

When they issue every Tunde, Dike, and Hussein in police uniform 'Ak 47 "assault" rifle', even those that are not mentally stable enough to hold ordinary 'baton'