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Bros you are a "pharmacist", face your "drugs" and leave the "vagina" for "experts"!!

Everytime i read that a snake was killed, i worry about my ex-girlfriend and her mother.........

Good thing the child looks like his mom..........

Wait oh!!! ------thinking out loud------- "That fine girl in the office opposite mine that am crushing on because her fine face is always shinning like "new #100 naira notes", it just might be makeup oooo.......

"Any meat way strong pass kpomo, me soberdrunk i nor dey chop......."

Only 10.1k followers? Its either Ondo people are not active on social media or Sir is mainly popular in remote areas, just watch how 10.1k will skyrocket now that he his an incoming governor.......

I dont understand, were you expecting pounded yam, egusi soup and bushmeat? Which "other climes"? I flew from Paris to Manchester in Air France and all they gave me was a small muffin and a "barbie" sized cup of tea.

Hahahaha! This is one desperate scammer.......

Zahra!! After all the love we shared in (my dreams) you still left me for this boy!!!?? I dont blame you sha!! Me self will leave me for this boy with plenty money! That is how my ex left me and got married to another guy, when i investigated the guy she married, i was happy for her!!

A lady i met on facebook stole all my remote controls, for two weeks i was standing up to control my Tv and Ac

Lmao!! Somebody go still park there.......

I wonder if there is a woman out there that can tolerate me for "27 years" ...........

Hahahahaahhahahaha!!! Lmao @ "Aye e ma ma roll bi CD" My People too get bad mouth!!

What can i say........... Easy come, easy go..... The ministry is moving...... When you have a lot of people bringing in 10% of their earnings every month, you can afford to be a reckless spender.....

Congrats!! I can see mummy made some colour adjustments....

Me i go like chop the nose.....

Its not even the monies they collected that is paining me, what is paining me is the fact that some people will come here and defend them and the same people will beat a man to death when they catch him stealing ordinary garri to eat......

See better pastor!!! My own pastor nah to dey disturb person with text messages about "building project fund", everytime nah fundraiser!!! for years now we don dey do "fundraiser" and ordinary 'block' we never see, i nor know whether nah spiritual building

No wonder all my Ex-gfs are married and am still single, and i was beginning to think the problem is from me.......

If i be this woman ex-husband my ringtone for be "i hit it first" by Ray J, yeah am petty like that

D!! Extra hips n extra bobi

NEVER!!! I cannot stand to watch my most favorite place in the world being desecrated and my most favorite person in the world endure pain.....

Lol!! As i read this, I unconsciously checked my tool to confirm it is still in place

WARNING!!!--For "consumption" only!! Cucumber abuse will no longer be tolerated......

Ps-This is a welcome development, pretty soon we shall begin the exportation of cucumbers......

I am not even angry that they are insulting my intelligence, what is annoying me "in advance" is the fact that not '1', not "100" but "THOUSANDS" of people will swallow this and even defend it......... I give up!!!

I got more than 100 emails

Na wa oooo!!!

Off to buy "ring".....

Lol

Lmao!! So Boda Reno is on Nairaland? I wonder what his Moniker is? i thought it was only Aunty Oby that sneaks in and out of this forum

Ps-In case you are reading this Boda Reno, since you have decided to rubbish our president who is old enough to be your father, i soberdrunk on behalf of all the 'stubborn' children who still respect their elders will like to tell you that "Boda Reno you are a noisemaker and hypocrite and you are very lucky the president is not the evil man you think he is, if not by now boys for don turn you to "punching bag" for prison".........

Chai!