₦airaland Forum

When the "President" of "ARO"(African Runsgirls Organization) finally decides to get married....

Just 2 questions-----

1) Can it withstand "bad roads"?

2)Can the average mechanic repair it?

Amaju seems to be telling Akpabio "You go fit swear say you nor chop money from this stadium", the look on Sarakis face in all the pics is like "chai see stadium way person use so many billions build, after them go say na me be thief"......

Why is the office looking like the office of a microfinance bank manager? Walahi even my office fine pass this.....

I still dont know why i dont find this lady attractive and she is my type of woman but something about her just turns me off, i still cannot figure out what it is......

4 big stout and 500naira suya every weekend for 1 month, if symptoms persist, consult your pastor..........

mercytripletz:
I ll wait for the day u do this to your baby all in the name of tradition.
And u think u can?
#tch

Yes i can! Am a strong supporter of "Tradition"......

"Poor men"!!! We dey sabi "work" the "work" like say them dey give medal, i nor blame the woman.........

What if you dont wear at all at all?

Chai! These truck drivers need to be monitored........

Chai!!! I shouldnt have taken "33" when the barman told me "gulder" has finished ooooo!!! Now it has messed with my eyesight because am not seeing arms nor charms.........

Damn!!! Bull shit!!

Dj!!! I want to dedicate track 8 to oga governor and its titled "Wa fe ku la le yi"

I dont know why Nigerians are always very quick to condemn our "traditional ways" but are very willing to swallow "foreign" ways hook, line and sinker......

Cool wedding, the wedding i went for yesterday, i was the only one they served rice without salad so i went to my car, opened the remote control fan i bought for them as gift, removed the remote control and threw it away, since we are all being vindictive.........

Lmao @ 8.5million naira jewelry, when did Femi become "defender of the universe"?? Nah una use una hand spoil "Lagos" bouncers, when una go dey tip them in "dollars" why them nor go start to feel like hulk hogan, i trust my Ph bouncers, them humble die and understand the fact that no matter the number of packs, all it takes to get you down is "1 bullet".......

If the answer to this question is "yes", it means Nigerians go full hell...........

Your dad needs "ciproflaxcin", one in the morning and one in the night for five days, typhoid fever makes a man 'hallucinate'.......

See the way everyone is running around, power is sweet sha! No wonder our leaders want to die der!!

I said it before and i will say it again----

Fuel price may reach #500naira a litre,

Nepa may take light for a whole year,

Nigeria police may arrest me for breathing,

Runs girls may make me sell all my properties,

Nigerian breweries may stop the production of "gulder"

I may never find a 'Nigerian' wife.......

But i will NEVER GIVE UP ON NIGERIA BUT THE DAY "ATIKU" becomes 'president' ------------ COLOUR ME AUSTRALIAN!!!

I always knew i will need an international lawyer one day..........

Hahahahaha!!! The hustle for "citizenship", "yankee must notice me", police suppose arrest this man for "excessive famzing" and 'international busy body'

I met and used 'all of them" and i never marry oooo

She has never heard of rexona? Sure? Nivea? Raid? Mortein? Morning rose? Nixoderm? Abi all these nor do am to control armpit sweating?

Bus drivers in Portharcourt can make a priest renounce his vows, they will be doing like 'lionking', once they scratch you they will turn 'innocent kitten' i once chased a bus driver from Rumukurusi to Oyigbo just to give him 3 'hot' slaps

Nothing annoys me more than people crossing the 'highway' and catwalking(portharcourt pedestrians na their work), am 105kg but whenever i cross the road i run like Usian Bolt so imagine my annoyance when i see a slim person strolling across the road when am driving on high speed.........

True talk!!

! Bros u collect that him daughter number?

hahahahahahahaha!! Brother just got served!!! Soon them hypocrites will come here and start preaching about 'condoms' but real guys like me know that every now then "we dey rough am"

*now singing*---- "Some have wife but cannot 'buy', some can 'buy' but have no wife...................

"Lack of sexual satisfaction"!

This guy nor get who dey advice am? This "druggie" "bad boy" image may go well with the fans but the real 'cash cow' i.e the companies willing to pay him for advertisement/endorsements will think twice

Na wa oooo!!! "Soldiers" sef are not safe?