₦airaland Forum

horciglowri:
U af join gang

Am the gang leader.....

Congrats sir!! Me i dont kukuma like virgins, experience is key!

Wike has suddenly become paranoid, accusing any and everybody. Where are his supporters that said he is a "strong untouchable warrior"?

With shit/Nairaland=45mins(give or take)

without shit plus selfservice=30mins(give or take)

Weekdays plus woke up late"=10mins(give or take)

Weekdays plus woke up early=15mins(give or take)

Drunken state=All night

Note that all times include 2-3 sticks of menthol cigarettes......

From right to left-----Boo, Bob, Booby!!!

If this is true, it means Nigerian names go scarce for book of life.......

Fine geh' no "natural resources"

Chai!!! See fresh fish!!! I cover my pension with the love of my future wife!!! These type of ladies will just make a young man spend his pension before retirement

Marketed worldwide by Amaco investments!!!!................... Watch out for part 2

First and foremost, this lady needs English classes very urgently, i developed migraine reading the story. Secondly "you dont smell what you dont want to eat", she has seen fine boy with Dubai pictures and even requested for a 'higher expensive phone', because it turned out to be a scam she now reversed the story and is forming all holy...........GERRRAHIA!!!!

sisisioge:


The OP, the boss' wife and the boss himself all have Choco! Given, the food is time appropriate... recession food in recession time. However, eating it should be in private!

Trust me it has absolutely nothing to do with recession, i reckon his wife is just mean or a bad cook

nikkyshyne:
What is wrong with better yam and palm oil?

I dont even know how to paint the picture, its almost like me getting married and my wife serving me "indomie"

Soon.......

"bold" or "bald"? Seems our low budget African porn star is all boobs and no brains

Very very weak "Damage control"

SeunWedsLinda:
I wanted invoking thunder to finish you..... But I noticed it's against the rules..... Continue being a zone-B

Feel free to invoke Thunder, i have no problem with noise......

See his face like last weeks soup

It has its advantages but the anger level of Nigerians is so high that nobody cares to even consider the advantages....

Mama ni yen!!! Mummy still wan enter workshop ! Mummy is still in form . My own papa sef die 20 years ago, sometimes i cannot help but wonder how my mama take hold body.....

AuroraB:
Did you share in this meal, perchance

Choice i had no

DarkRebel101:
LOL@ Yam and palm oil.

I have no idea why but the mention of palm oil makes me remember those èbó one finds in roundabouts.

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As Ifyalways said, “You can't drop crayfish chop-money and expect chicken soup”

Ifyalways, biko, are you a philosopher?

You gerrit"! In 2016, in a 'porshe" office, somebody will now be bringing 'ebo' like meal to the office.


Ps- I am very certain it has absolutely nothing to do with money because the guy earns big, its either a lazy wife or a wife that cant cook.

AuroraB:
He may not have complained but what made him invite omolomo to join him at it
He no try...he for hide chop that kain thing

Thank you 'plenty' much ooo!! How will our chief accountant "insist" i eat and i will now say no? Before you know it, somebodys salary/allowances will now be delaying...

So he kept calling customer service till he got her? What are the odds? Chai!!

Ps- Nah guys like this they make them place people way get serious issues on hold for like 15mins

TonyeBarcanista:
Is he dead?

No!! He is doing Mannequin challenge

I thought Babcock is a christian school? The name Bab'cock' nah him dey worry the girls

Chai!!! Chai!!! That your man needs flogging!! Who get cap nor get head ooo, who get head nor get cap!! Me way i be team sucky sucky, Sir sucksalot, infact sometimes i prefer just to face boobs than the real action

Hahaha! See our APBL(Association of Pot Belly Lords) female member oooo!!! Walahi this girl will be able to finish "16 fufu" , come keep face like IVM bus >: Am sure this is not the only bar she has been called to






Ps- nah joke ooo! Beauty is in the eye of the blindfolder"

Ghen ghen!! Wike 1-2 Rivers state police commissioner

Sometimes you cant fight destiny.............

I am vexing so i will write this anyhow........

Dear wives, the type of food you package for your husband to bring to work says a lot about you and encourages/discourages single men like me to get married. If you know you cannot cook good food then package "snacks" or just allow your husband to eat in the company restaurant. How can you package "yam and palm oil" for your husband to bring to work, his he a village juju?

Ps-to all of you that will come and say its "none of my buisnes", it became my business when her husband(my senior colleague) insisted i enjoy "home cooked" meal with him