₦airaland Forum

Chai!!! See as my body dey shake like say nah my girlfriend! Oga just take heart! I always say it, if you didnt marry before the birth of "instagram" (social media) there is a very high chance of you marrying a 'runs' girl or an 'Ex-runs' girl! Dear future wife please 'retire' 'completely' before i meet you!!

For the first time ever, the Nigerian senate has impressed me

TrapHedges:
No bro.. I never did none of those love letter bullshlt.. I go straight up and tell yo!


OK once I wrote a love letter to my food and nutrition NYSC teacher.. When she asked us to write an essay on how to. Prepare our best food.. And mine was pvssy.. Bro I got 10days OSS and ass whooping in devotion hall..

Totally worth it

Have you tried applying for American visa? You cannot be drinking garri and be typing this type of English, you will just confuse the angel of blessing..........

favourmic:
Shut up

Lmao! Its "quiet"

"Daddy" dey somewhere dey 'soft' and these "able bodied" men dey fool themselves and risk their lives, after dem go dey shout "buhari" "recession", someone should please explain how this contributes to the growth of our economy?

So because she is mad, she is not allowed to 'stay connected' and access cash? "Another broker, who did not need her name in print, said the lady never asked for contributions from passers-by." Some people be hating on even "mad" people, so a mad person 'must' beg?

Nigerians like to fuss over very "irrelevant" things!!

Hahahahahaha! Ndlea must look into this, seems like these people are doing some 'holy' drugs.....

Ps- "Daddy" dey where he dey 'soft', see as able bodied men dey fool themselves instead of make dem find how dem go contribute to the economy, after dem go dey shout "buhari"

Delta people "Mi gwo ooooo"!! Make una tamper 'spiritual' justice with mercy ooooo! Na una pikin ooooo

In four years she will be 21 and i will still be less than 40 so anything is possible

This lady nor get family members way go advice am??

"To have and to hold"........ Wetin man wan hold for here? She better watch it before he enter anorexia mode!

If u like kill six of this type of cow for yoruba party, one "aunty Bola" go still tell you "eran ti ta'n" (meat haff finish)

Religion 0-1 Common sense

Good read!

Hahahahahahaha! Classic! The gentleman is simply looking for a free "hand job"

If you are dating this lady you must behave ooo, woman way sabi handle "hammer', knack nails and cut wood go sabi make "coffin" ooooo

una nor understand wetin happen *!dodges plate of spoilt beans*! Na 'welcome' home shots/victory shots *!dodges wheel spanner*! We just wan surprise them *!dodges 16 rim tyre*!

MadCow1:
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This guy looks like his house needs to be raided..

From your fingers to the ears of the gods! You my brother have spoken the sober truth!

PICK THEM ALL!!! KEEP PICKING!! IF "PAPA/MAMA SOBERDRUNK" ARE INVOLVED, PICK THEM TOO!!!

ABIOLAXYZ:
i have evidence to back up my point in d HOLY book

Am guessing you are "muslim", i used to be muslim too and my alfa told me those stories too..........

The most "irritating" part is that its the 'ordinary' Nigerians who have been deprived of their basic social amenities due to the "criminal" activities of these greedy politicians and their allies that are screaming words like "due process", "two wrongs dont make a right" "favortism" bla bla bla....................

They know its not easy to recharge in this reccession where every kobo counts...........

ABIOLAXYZ:
Religion is d foundation of science

I will agree with you because today is Monday and i just came to relax for a bit but in no distant future i will modify this comment

Maybe its just me but these men dont look like members of the same crew...........

You gotta love Africa/Nigeria, nah #70 naira Magun for prevent all this rubbish

Science 1-0 Religion

These ladies dont look like Portharcourt city prostitutes to me oooo! Unless nah all those local ones for areas like Omoku, waterside and all them rural areas.............

Please what is aunty Kemis moniker on Nairaland so i can mention her in this thread

Am i the only one seeing the "bodyguards" in the first picture? How ironic!!

A "15 years" old child shouldnt be allowed to display these type of pictures for 'public' viewing, when the 'predators' come and 'come' they will, we dont want to hear the "take advantage" story ooooo!

Very soon we just might hear that she is engaged to a footballer.............