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"Thunder" doesnt "strike", "lightning" does, unless the cows died of 'cardiac arrest" from the shock of thunder(i.e the noise) if not lightning is responsible

Picture1--- "General dont 'Porget what i told you, keep killing those "Foko haram boys, we must "Pininsh them enitrely

Picture2---- "Ig make sure you handle the internal security very well and do not interrupt my DSS boys and the war against "Kwarruption!!!

Last picture----- "Okwarocha keep being a good governor, do not mind those "Feful calling you names, i will bring you something special from Germany Kwo!!!

See how guys send themselves to early grave, woman that sleeps with "married man" that got her a house in Lekki and a "range rover" plus "20 million" is the same woman you want to "downgrade" to "Surulere" and you expect to live happily ever after?

Who can guess the music oga governor is listening to??

Everything nor even reach 1m, shebi if to say she never run born, person for do good samaritan go solve the problem.................

See as this young man wants to mortgage his future, girl way dey sleep with "married man", way dem don rent house for Lekki, way dem don buy Range 4, you want to 'downgrade' her to 'surulere' to be your wife and you expect "respect"? It baffles me how some men refuse to cut their coats according to their size.........

In some of the pictures the facial expression of Saraki be like "Ha Akpabio tori olorun nah only you thief that kain thief" Akpabios facial expression be like "Mbok dont talk about, we are all thieves"

*!Lovestruck*! Real women!!!

McBrooklyn:
Bruh, you always like talking off point. Biko, when did you got discharged from YABALEFT??

"Get discharged" If you must insult me, at least do it with correct English

Nigerians and bad bele.............If you dont want to buy move on!!! Dem nor point you gun!!!

Hype aside, this is just an ordinary looking girl next door type of female, if she walks pass you and you dont know who she is, you probably wont look twice

Why does Fayose want to start unneccesary blodshed? I hope they are well prepared for 'action' because i dont reckon the Fulanis will take this sitting down.....

This Burna boy dey smoke pass generator with faulty exhaust pipe, him nor get who go advice am about 'moderation'?? Make him brain nor go pop "kpaaaaaaaa!!!" One day like popcorn ooooo

McCarlito:
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Whatever happened to Charity

"Charity" is now a 'runs girl' in Enugu........

If this snake do 'mistake' enter Nigeria, boys nor go even consider say he be 'record holder' nah peppersoup go end the snake career.....

If to say she never born one, shebi person 4 be good samaritan go bail am but nah person wife.......

I don talk am before say if Arik dey fly "15k(fifteen thousand naira) to London and nah John Travolta be pilot while Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian and Rihana be air hostesses i nor go still enter..............

Note to self "Avoid Abia girls"!!!

If you check well, MC Galaxy go get family members way hunger dey dance disco for their lives oooo........... Anything for 'hype'!

See as that uncle in denim jacket pose like say he win Long service award

I thought this type of incidents were behind us...........

Sad story but it is all the womans fault, i dont know why some women like to "endure" rubbish, the minute you show a man any sign of 'low self esteem' you have started becoming 'rag'. Women dont "EVER" make a man feel he is doing you a favor, whether you have been with him for 10 years or 100 years, the man in this particular case knew over the years that she is scared of him leaving that is why he threatened her with "pack your bags" and treated her anyhow, 'abusive men" feed on the 'fear' and "low self esteem" of their partners. As long as you manage not to cross the line between 'high self esteem" and "pride" and you carry yourself well, you will have your man feeding from the palm of your hand.............

1)When your crush says "i cant date a guy that doesnt have a car"

2)When you are the first person in your lineage to buy a car

3) When you want to get high and you buy "Aromo" instead of "Alomo" because it was #50 naira cheaper

Nigerians sha!!! The first place their mypoic minds thought was right to take someone that recovered from 'drug abuse' is a church?

Me am not even arguing whether hiv turn to cancer or cancer turn to catarrh, my own concern is that Liberia was once an Ebola hot spot so make them screen him and his entourage when them come back abeg!!!.......

See she just fresh like Colombian pineapple!! Igbo girls can like to fine anyhow!!

Defender and Attacker

The three "B"s----- Brainy, Busty and Beautiful= Wifey!

Are we supposed to say "thank you"? Money they make from 'failed' visa applications alone is hundred times this chicken change Talkless of the various other ways they are sucking us dry, i am and will 'never' be impressed by all these 'pandoras gifts' from foreign countries........

If 'jungle justice' is the solution to 'crime', by now Lagos will be "crime free"............

If ladies are going gaga for dis guy, if i do mistake join instagram he mean say dem go kidnap me be that oooo..........