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Romance › Re: Primary School Sweethearts Lara And Niyi Finally Get Married! by soberdrunk(m):
............and the only thing chics in my primary school remember me for is pooing in my pants angry angry, i remember last year i met one of my primary school classmates in Heathrow and she goes "Oh my!!! you are that dude that took a dump in class yeah!?" Am like its 25 years later you all should let it rest angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: When One Chair Isn't Enough For Her Butt (Photo) by soberdrunk(m): 1:50pm On Oct 18, 2016
grin Ojibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibi!! This must either be a "Kemi or a "Fola, if its not Nigerian then it must be a "Lerato or "Winnie grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Funke Gold That Was Crushed By Dangote Truck Cries Out For Justice by soberdrunk(m): 12:57pm On Oct 18, 2016
Apart from the army of lawyers uncle Dangote has and the corrupt judges, we all know the judicial system is slower than slow, in a nutshell nah only baba God fit help her..... sad sad
Health › Re: Dangers Of Drinking Cold Water [ MUST READ] by soberdrunk(m): 12:55pm On Oct 18, 2016
Cold beer nko? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome's Daughter Carissa Sharon; Lovely New Photos by soberdrunk(m): 11:20am On Oct 18, 2016
grin Dj!! hit me with track 14 "Omo pastor"!! grin grin Nah still one bad guy other room she go enter grin grin
Romance › Re: Couple Who Met In A Commercial Bus Weds (photos) by soberdrunk(m): 10:11am On Oct 18, 2016
Us way we nor dey enter bus, how we go come meet our wife nah?? angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna And Denrele At Cruise & Chillz Event In Lagos(pix by soberdrunk(m):
I still cannot see any sign of "model" in this lady, little wonder she hasnt gotten any major modelling gig angry angry
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by soberdrunk(m): 10:05pm On Oct 17, 2016
Hahahahahaha!!! Let us put sentiments aside and reason together, what buisness does Precious and Fayose have? It is obvious that she wanted to make huge withdrawals of cash and thought by going to Ekiti it will be "under the radar" not knowing that my boys @ EFCC are "turbo charged" and ready! First it was Wike coming to save judge, now Fayose coming to save precious, it seems some governors are now doing private patrol' and you can call them for instant rescue grin grin. This is just stage 1, of "Operation vomit your loot"!!!
Politics › Re: Ibe Kachikwu Negotiates $15Billion Oil Deal In India by soberdrunk(m): 9:17pm On Oct 17, 2016
Indians and 'stinginess' sha!!! Person way come for "$15 billion" oil deal nah this cheap glass trophy una see give am, with all the gold in India angry angry
Romance › Re: Kenyan Woman Claims She Was Assaulted By Her Nigerian Baby Daddy by soberdrunk(m): 9:10pm On Oct 17, 2016
Violence against women or anybody is very unacceptable but there is a way a woman will appear and it will be very hard to take her serious angry angry. This one be like who go fit stab man sef, from her appearance it seems it is the guy we should be worried about sef angry angry
Events › Re: Air Force Officer Kisses His Bride At Their Wedding Ceremony. Photo by soberdrunk(m): 9:06pm On Oct 17, 2016
See the small boys face like "chai what is aunty doing? This aunty yaff spoil ooooo!!!" grin grin
Career › Re: List Of Things You Are Entitled To By Law From Your Employer by soberdrunk(m): 5:09pm On Oct 17, 2016
Lmao! In which country? Abeg if you are getting No. 10 and maybe one or two other numbers you better be grateful and to some of you that will swallow this hook, line and sinker, remember the reality is there are hundreds of people waiting for that your job so tread with caution...... angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: 'my Late Sister Will Return To Her Skeleton This Year' - Pastor (photo) by soberdrunk(m): 4:57pm On Oct 17, 2016
The NDLEA needs additional funding because they have a lot of work to do, the amount of 'sub standard' 'Indian hemp' in circulation is getting too much and we are seeing the negative effects everyday. Please my fellow Nigerians before you smoke any Indian hemp, just walk into any NDLEA office nearest to you and confirm the "quality"! angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Uses Signpost, Tells Churches That Schools Owned By Them Should Be Free by soberdrunk(m): 4:46pm On Oct 17, 2016
Gbam!!! Apostle has spoken the truth!!! This OPM man dey try, they even have a free restaurant!

Ps-Am not a member of the church or any other church!!
Politics › Re: Arrested Judge Tells DSS He Made His Money From Rice Business by soberdrunk(m): 4:45pm On Oct 17, 2016
Hahahahaha! If this judge na my papa, i go warn am 'seriously' when him come home, infact i fit nor follow am talk for 1 year, which kain weak lie person papa dey lie. When nor be you be "Thai golden" angry angry
Business › Re: Femi Otedola No Longer A Billionaire As Forte Oil Shares Fizzle - Forbes.com by soberdrunk(m): 4:26pm On Oct 17, 2016
Chai see money way one may loose and he nor shake am, yesterday Atm debit me 20k without dispensing and i nearly get cardiac arrest angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Okiemute Ighorodje In Church To Celebrate Her Victory As MTN Project Fame Winner by soberdrunk(m): 12:04pm On Oct 17, 2016
The look on the little boys face is "Epic"!! Like "what is wrong with this sister, wetin you win way person never win before" angry angry grin grin
Politics › Re: Before We Enter The Other Room - Abdulmumin Jibrin Shares Cute Pic With His Wife by soberdrunk(m): 10:46am On Oct 17, 2016
grin Ha Alhaji! Alhaji!! Ha Alhaji!! Ha Alhaji!!!(na song ooo) grin See fine wife!
Fashion › Re: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by soberdrunk(m): 10:40am On Oct 17, 2016
You people will just make me vex and put my picture in my profile and cause trouble here ooooo angry angry Give all of you sleepless nights, both male and female angry angry
Romance › Re: Eni Balogun Disgraces Man Who Wooed Her On Facebook by soberdrunk(m): 10:22am On Oct 17, 2016
Ogaaa ooooo! Somebody cannot just 'express" feelings again? This is just very very "rude" of her, what is wrong with some ladies angry angry? All she had to do was simply decline and tell him she is "married" rather than disgrace herself, if na my wife i for warn her very well! The guy never even talk anything, what if he wanted to buy beauty products? Is that how she treats her customers?
Romance › Re: Another Kenyan Man Exposed For BRAGGING After Sleeping With 14-year-old (pics) by soberdrunk(m): 10:37pm On Oct 16, 2016
Is it just me or it seems the HQ of "perverts and sexual predators is in Kenya? angry sad
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe's Church Outfit (Photo) by soberdrunk(m): 9:11pm On Oct 16, 2016
They should watch that little boy ooo, that his bobriski" pose at his age should be monitored oooo angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Fan Asks Funke Adesiyan: "Abi You Dey Make Money By Exposing Your Breasts?" by soberdrunk(m): 6:45pm On Oct 16, 2016
Chai! See as she package the bobi like foreign egg roll grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Daniel Ademinokan Worried About 'Spiritual Cat' Sent To Attack Him [PICS] by soberdrunk(m): 10:22am On Oct 16, 2016
Shebi Doris is originally from Edo? Edo people sha!!! I respect una!! International delivery grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Romangoddess Pictured With Cossy Orjiakor At Her Birthday by soberdrunk(m): 10:19am On Oct 16, 2016
Milky milk!!! This two combined, i will just die there!!! Leave me lemme die!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Oyakhilome Remarries - Dawn-To-Dusk News by soberdrunk(m): 10:17am On Oct 16, 2016
Ghen ghen!!! grin grin Members are you ready!!huh Take it!!!
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Said Women Would Return To Kitchen Under PMB, Was She Right? by soberdrunk(m): 6:48am On Oct 16, 2016
Heartibaby:
continue to tell yourself whatever lies makes you feel like a man. Its allowed. High your morale. But as much as i belive that every gender has its role and place no man should send a woman solely to the kitchen office. In an ideal world a woman ought not to work but care for the home and theman ought to provide and protect. How many men make enough money for their families to be financially okay? Just a few. So women now take on the role of a man going out there to make money to provide and still care for children and the home alone. Many men dont know the meaning of protection. Running into the ceiling when armed robbers show up. Do you know that a protector is one who is willing to give his life for those he is protecting. How many men can give their liver or kidney sef to their wives or children? Talkless of life because i know only Chriet can do that. Then a man after selling his birthright and shamelessly benefitting from what his wife provides will now come and say some positions are meant for men. Abeg men if you want to be men do your job so we can get back to doing ours. Being a man is not by shouting im a man. Show working.
P. S my epistle is not targeted at you personally. Just my general thoughts to men generally.
Sounds like you are one of the few women that will go the extra mile, bless your soul dear! grin The fact still remains that a man will always be the leader, even if a lion decides to eat grass, it doesnt make it a goat.......
Politics › Re: Labaran Maku Visits Wike: "Wike Represents New Generation Of Nigerian Leaders" by soberdrunk(m): 10:01pm On Oct 15, 2016
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Crime › Re: Gunmen Invade Police Station In Ido-Ekiti, Kill Inspector, Empty Armoury (Pics) by soberdrunk(m): 7:41pm On Oct 15, 2016
Na wa ooo!! Even Police station nor safe?? angry angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Who Has Seen This Photo Of Singer Rihanna? by soberdrunk(m): 6:38pm On Oct 15, 2016
Hahahahaha!!! Nah Chris Brown cause am angry angry
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Said Women Would Return To Kitchen Under PMB, Was She Right? by soberdrunk(m): 5:26pm On Oct 15, 2016
Whether or not we choose to admit it, either due to the changing times or Western influence, a womans "first office" is "the kitchen". Am not saying a woman is a slave or a work tool but some certain "sensitive" positions are meant for men, before you feminists come for my head, take a minute and ponder why even Jesus did not appoint a "woman" as one of the "twelve" official and important disciples??
Politics › Re: Divine Momoh Shows Her Swimming Skills To Buratai, Dalung, Others (Pics) by soberdrunk(m): 5:22pm On Oct 15, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
Nigeria is so casted.. so if to say na Olympics she go, na so she go take comot cloth in front of everybody
My brother the thing tire me ooo!! Na head gear, no goggles, nothing!! In this funny looking lake and the sports minister was present angry angry

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