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............and the only thing chics in my primary school remember me for is pooing in my pants , i remember last year i met one of my primary school classmates in Heathrow and she goes "Oh my!!! you are that dude that took a dump in class yeah!?" Am like its 25 years later you all should let it rest ![]() |
Ojibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibi!! This must either be a "Kemi or a "Fola, if its not Nigerian then it must be a "Lerato or "Winnie ![]() |
Apart from the army of lawyers uncle Dangote has and the corrupt judges, we all know the judicial system is slower than slow, in a nutshell nah only baba God fit help her..... ![]() |
Cold beer nko? ![]() |
Dj!! hit me with track 14 "Omo pastor"!! Nah still one bad guy other room she go enter ![]() |
Us way we nor dey enter bus, how we go come meet our wife nah?? ![]() |
I still cannot see any sign of "model" in this lady, little wonder she hasnt gotten any major modelling gig ![]() |
Hahahahahaha!!! Let us put sentiments aside and reason together, what buisness does Precious and Fayose have? It is obvious that she wanted to make huge withdrawals of cash and thought by going to Ekiti it will be "under the radar" not knowing that my boys @ EFCC are "turbo charged" and ready! First it was Wike coming to save judge, now Fayose coming to save precious, it seems some governors are now doing private patrol' and you can call them for instant rescue . This is just stage 1, of "Operation vomit your loot"!!! |
Indians and 'stinginess' sha!!! Person way come for "$15 billion" oil deal nah this cheap glass trophy una see give am, with all the gold in India ![]() |
Violence against women or anybody is very unacceptable but there is a way a woman will appear and it will be very hard to take her serious . This one be like who go fit stab man sef, from her appearance it seems it is the guy we should be worried about sef ![]() |
See the small boys face like "chai what is aunty doing? This aunty yaff spoil ooooo!!!" ![]() |
Lmao! In which country? Abeg if you are getting No. 10 and maybe one or two other numbers you better be grateful and to some of you that will swallow this hook, line and sinker, remember the reality is there are hundreds of people waiting for that your job so tread with caution...... ![]() |
The NDLEA needs additional funding because they have a lot of work to do, the amount of 'sub standard' 'Indian hemp' in circulation is getting too much and we are seeing the negative effects everyday. Please my fellow Nigerians before you smoke any Indian hemp, just walk into any NDLEA office nearest to you and confirm the "quality"! ![]() |
Gbam!!! Apostle has spoken the truth!!! This OPM man dey try, they even have a free restaurant! Ps-Am not a member of the church or any other church!! |
Hahahahaha! If this judge na my papa, i go warn am 'seriously' when him come home, infact i fit nor follow am talk for 1 year, which kain weak lie person papa dey lie. When nor be you be "Thai golden" ![]() |
Chai see money way one may loose and he nor shake am, yesterday Atm debit me 20k without dispensing and i nearly get cardiac arrest ![]() |
The look on the little boys face is "Epic"!! Like "what is wrong with this sister, wetin you win way person never win before" ![]() |
Ha Alhaji! Alhaji!! Ha Alhaji!! Ha Alhaji!!!(na song ooo) See fine wife! |
You people will just make me vex and put my picture in my profile and cause trouble here ooooo Give all of you sleepless nights, both male and female ![]() |
Ogaaa ooooo! Somebody cannot just 'express" feelings again? This is just very very "rude" of her, what is wrong with some ladies ? All she had to do was simply decline and tell him she is "married" rather than disgrace herself, if na my wife i for warn her very well! The guy never even talk anything, what if he wanted to buy beauty products? Is that how she treats her customers? |
Is it just me or it seems the HQ of "perverts and sexual predators is in Kenya? ![]() |
They should watch that little boy ooo, that his bobriski" pose at his age should be monitored oooo ![]() |
Chai! See as she package the bobi like foreign egg roll ![]() |
Shebi Doris is originally from Edo? Edo people sha!!! I respect una!! International delivery ![]() |
Milky milk!!! This two combined, i will just die there!!! Leave me lemme die!!!! |
Ghen ghen!!! Members are you ready!! Take it!!! |
Heartibaby:Sounds like you are one of the few women that will go the extra mile, bless your soul dear! The fact still remains that a man will always be the leader, even if a lion decides to eat grass, it doesnt make it a goat....... |
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Na wa ooo!! Even Police station nor safe?? ![]() |
Hahahahaha!!! Nah Chris Brown cause am ![]() |
Whether or not we choose to admit it, either due to the changing times or Western influence, a womans "first office" is "the kitchen". Am not saying a woman is a slave or a work tool but some certain "sensitive" positions are meant for men, before you feminists come for my head, take a minute and ponder why even Jesus did not appoint a "woman" as one of the "twelve" official and important disciples?? |
ChangeIsCostant:My brother the thing tire me ooo!! Na head gear, no goggles, nothing!! In this funny looking lake and the sports minister was present ![]() |
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Ojibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibijibi!! This must either be a "Kemi or a "Fola, if its not Nigerian then it must be a "Lerato or "Winnie
Take it!!!