₦airaland Forum

If to say dis mumus' know say after all dis gra gra, u go still end up 4 one company with suit n tie where 1 small gal go be ur oga n she go dey insult u anyhow and nothing u fit do ! Moral of the story "Real power" is attached to "wealth" not who sabi shoot gun pass, YOU ARE NOT RAMBO!!!

Oh boy!! Guys are really desperate o! Dem ready rob 'anybody' these days ooo.....

Fine woman but the paint on her face reach to paint 2 bedroom flat

Chai!! Chai!!! This man should be arrested for trying to hurt the 'first daughter' with grammatical blunders !

Op i reckon u mean "chics" cos dis small snake nor dey like wetin fit chop matured chicken ooo! I will advice u shouldnt break out the bottle of champagne yet ooo......

merahki:
I dunno whether to laugh or cry now.., okay, maybe they do
However, I am female...born female, identifying and living as female, and always will do so...happily, gratefully so
You are the one millionth person to call me a guy on this forum
How on earth can anyone think me male? SMH

I am buying a gun

Am sorry maam! I meant no harm!! I just thought.............. Oh scratch that!! Take this *kiss*!

Lmao! NCA THIS FOOD NOR DONE! MIKE CAN BE FROM THE EAST, WEST, NORTH, SOUTH MOVE ALONG NOW!!

[quote author=Heromaniaa post=48086497]The National Association of Name Checkers has confirmed that two of you share same surname. Thumbs to your family for this


]Fortunately" Oyo state is very' far from "Delta state" so there is no way that is even remotely possible, i would like to state here that the incompetence of the NCA is becoming an international embarrassment' and we will like to call on the president to privatize the agency............. [/font]

"GAY"?! NAMECHECKERS YOU HAVE MY "FULL" BLESSING ON THIS ONE!!!

Shopping", Lunch @ a fast food" in this Buhari era? ! Nah frustration and anger the guy use suck the thing! Anyways its just muscle stress, it will go down, ice on the affected area and some aspirin and in 48hrs she will be good as new.......

NA FOOD" BE DIS! *lovestruck*!! Not all those malnourished looking girls forming "model"

Its ironic how my christian neighbor is always willing to tell me how to get to heaven" the land of infinite pleasures but will not disclose where he buys fuel at #143............

Even if they release a sextape of Trump with 3 transgenders and 3 donkeys, it will do little or no damage because i believe Trump has the full support of the 'real' Americans i.e the gun loving, other race hating ones...........

merahki:
I am a very social drinker (bubblies, white wine, cider, palm wine, rose(accent on the e ), beer....in that order.

I like beer mixed with sprite....but not alone. Don't like the aftertaste of beer too
Actually there is something about beer that makes me think it can't taste much different from urine..maybe, cat urine?

My best drink forever is Coke....however, I will give a thought to growing some taste balls and trying, and sticking to Legend

Wrong choice! Real men drink Gulder!!!

Gulder my gulder! Soberdrunk is the 'unofficial' gulder ambassador for Nairaland!! I love my gulder!! Infact am going to name my first son "Gulder"

All i see is gold gold gold!! Wetin those ladies wear 4 neck fit feed some families for the rest of the year plus snacks"...........

WHEN 'BAE' REFUSES TO PROPOSE' YOU START GIVING HIM SUBTLE HINTS.........

What is she selling?

trademoore1:
be there wasting time at home.

Hahahahaha! If only u knew.......

Sorry to deviate but he be like say nah small small children dey university' these days ooo! Blood of medusa!! See as dem be like ss2 children......

As a very handsome young man, i find it rather insulting when i try to woo a lady and she says 'am sure you just want to add me to your "many" girlfriends, why do so many women have that prejudicial mindset that because a man is handsome he will definitely have ties to different women?

Who can guess where the fashionista' wearing this slippers is from

Nah Tecno d monkeys dey use sef.......

decasey:
do u like it?, Pls I need ur respond.

My 'respond' is i dont like it but what can i do?

DabuIIIT:
its high time u faced reality and quit foaming in the mouth over 'wailers'...tinubu is a yoruba dude,theres hunger in yoruba land,yoruba ppl pounced and slaughtered and consumed a poor tortoise,a poor wandering ijapa,at bariga area of lagos....i pray they dont start chasing lizards and ekute....nansense!

just see our yams in milan!

NA ONLY COLD GULDER, LIKE 4-6 BOTTLES FIT HELP YOU..........

[quote author=wadetaw202 post=48060055]So, you like it abi? Tinubu is taking away the wealth that can transform your life and those of your generation to another country and you are rejoicing over it? Politics and tribalism have blinded you and made you


OH BOY!!! PLENTY BITTER PEOPLE FULL NAIRALAND OOOOO!! I SIMPLY SAID "THE WAILERS WONT LIKE THIS" NOBODY BOTHER TO ASK WHETHER AM ONE OF THE WAILERS, ALL OF UNA BEGIN ATTACK ME LIKE SAY I BE TINUBU LAST BORN UNA NEED COLD BOTTLES OF "GULDER"!!!!!

NextGovernor:
No hate. As for me, can't go this extra length people go through just because of pre wedding photos. If I snap for studio or my house is OK. I non get that time to dey act film unto pre wedding.

If una like call me names. My neighbour that went to Dubai just to shoot pre wedding photos are separated after 1 year and 4 months of marriage upon all the drama and all for wedding wahala.... Living happily non be by all this initial gragra

I agree with u my guy! all dis promo n Nollywood advert nor guarantee happy married life".....

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "my mother"...... "Am not leaving him" see as my guy dey stammer, funny enough the soldiers were just playing with him, they nor wan do am anything...........

merahki:
Well, we should be the best of what are are nah, lol
Anyway...there was an unspoken rule/norm when we were growing up....that it is uncool for females to smoke, drink beer or speak Pidgin
And it kind of stuck with me and, I assume, many others who were born and raised in the same place and time as me.

However I have seen life outside of Nigeria, women love their beers, smokes and totally do not get judged differently for these choices, ...also, I have seen really cool Nigerian females who were raised outside of where I was speaking Pidgin and making it an amazingly normal and beautifully local thing they can do , and I feel a handicap about not knowing how to.
Then these days, I also get happy at any unique African display...so I actually love Pidgin now., and love when people speak foreign languages with their African accents showing..do you know what Sierra Leonie people have done with their Krio, their own version of W/African Pidgin English? Absolutely cool and is making them very expressive and articulate

Anyway, I also believe in live and let live....and I think honesty is a beautiful thing...shows up a person as self aware and confident
Maybe have a rethink on that Legend-guzzling babe that you know, or may meet. She is probably -doing what she loves, honest, confident, happy go lucky, totally adventurous, knows what she wants, etc
Rather nice eh?
Cheers

I tend to get preachy...my apologies

Lmao! No need to apologize but you dont get it, its not about a woman indulging in social vices', its about a woman drinking "legend", its almost like a Nanny McPhee smoking weed.......

merahki:

This cracked me up!!!
May I ask why?

Any female that drinks legend" should be feared", she is hardcore hood'

IBADAN MY IBADAN!! Awa la ni Ibadan!!! FULL BLODED OMO IKEREKU/LABIRAN! OLUYOLE NINJA! Ibadan a je igbin je karawun! Ilu ojo ilu Ajayi! STAND UP FOR THE LARGEST CITY IN WEST AFRICA!!!