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Crime › Re: How 5 ‘businessmen’ Lured Customers Using A Magic Voice And Gang Rape In Agege by soberdrunk(m): 7:16am On Aug 11, 2016
four of them from the same tribe? grin grin Name checkers today is your lucky day! "4 hit combo" grin grin and 1 upper cut!
Politics › Re: Feyi Fawehinmi: I’m Sorry If I Convinced Anyone To Vote For This Government by soberdrunk(m): 6:06pm On Aug 10, 2016
IN ALL HONESTY, THE CHOICE BETWEEN 'PDP' AND "APC" WAS CHOOSING BETWEEN "THE DEVIL" AND "THE DEEP BLUE SEA", WE ALL KNOW THERE IS A 'POSSIBILITY' OF LEARNING HOW TO SWIM AND "SURVIVE" AT SEA BUT YOU CAN 'NEVER' "TRULY" SURVIVE THE DEVILS TRICKS >: sad
Politics › Re: Ex-Nigerian President Spent N9.9Billion On Cake - Aaron Heslehurst by soberdrunk(m): 5:27pm On Aug 10, 2016
JUT TO PUT THIS IN PERSPECTIVE, THE BRITISH PM EARNS ABOUT £11,431.2 PER MONTH, SO THIS IS MORE THAN TWO MONTHS OF THE BRITISH PMS SALARY FOR A CAKE THEY WILL FINISH IN ONE DAY sad sad sad WE SUPPOSE THEY "HANG" CORRUPT POLITICIANS 4 NIGERIA!!!
Politics › Re: Ex-Nigerian President Spent N9.9Billion On Cake - Aaron Heslehurst by soberdrunk(m): 5:17pm On Aug 10, 2016
Wailers will still scream "WITCH HUNT" hahahahaha!! grin grin
Business › Re: Check This Out And We Keep Shouting No Money In Nigeria. by soberdrunk(m): 5:12pm On Aug 10, 2016
[quote author=sleamzy06 post=48365568]lol.. what is this one saying.. people in this Nigeria earn more than that per day.. you've never been to quilox before dahs why.. cheesy .. nigga that hood ain't for small boys grin[/


LMAO! If only you knew who "this one" is grin PS-Never refer to me as "Nigga" Cheers man!
Crime › Re: Okada Thief Burnt Alive In Cameroon By Angry Mob(Graphic Photos) by soberdrunk(m): 5:05pm On Aug 10, 2016
........APPARENTLY THE "SMALL" THIEVES GET "KILLED" AND THE "BIG" THIEVES BECOME "RULERS" IN AFRICA angry shocked shocked
Crime › Re: Okada Thief Burnt Alive In Cameroon By Angry Mob(Graphic Photos) by soberdrunk(m): 5:02pm On Aug 10, 2016
I swear Devil headquarters dey AFRICA!! grin
Politics › Re: Town Hall: Nigerians Tackle Ministers by soberdrunk(m): 4:25pm On Aug 10, 2016
THESE MINISTERS ARE STILL SPEAKING BIG GRAMMAR! THE ERA OF "BIG GRAMMAR" IS OVER!! ALL WE WANT TO KNOW IS "WETIN DEY HAPPEN!!?? YOU CANNOT COME AND BE BLOWING GRAMMAR IN A COUNTRY WHERE THE PERCENTAGE OF "UNEDUCATED" IS HIGHER THAN THE "EDUCATED", THIS IS WHY I GET IRRITATED BY THE FINANCE MINISTER. NOR BE BRITISH ACCENT WE GO CHOP! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY WE DONT USE OUR LOCAL DIALECTS IN GOVERNMENT FUNCTIONS, ABI WE NOR GO CONSIDER THE ORDINARY MAN!!!huh NA ALL THESE BIG BIG GRAMMAR DEM DEY USE DECEIVE US!!
Crime › Re: This Thief Was Caught, Beaten And Stripped Unclad (pics, Video) by soberdrunk(m): 4:04pm On Aug 10, 2016
With the way people are taking laws into their own hands, I reckon the police and courts with become irrelevant in the next 10-15 years at this rate........ angry
Romance › Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(op): 3:25pm On Aug 10, 2016
Beamborla:
Sir, I don't envy them for the fact that you use my corper alawee to drink gulder. They started from somewhere and some people were instrumental to their attaining the height they have attained today.

Pray tell, would you have been where you are today if those people had led an unhealthy lifestyle. I beg you, pls try to live a healthy lifestyle so you would be alive to attend to me should I find myself in your office. cheesy

You will love yourself more when you look fit.
A good skin is enough sign of affluence and it's a great evidence that you talk your health seriously.
Hahahahahahaha grin grin grin, i just 'shalo' u small, u are 'fearing', dont fear hun APBL members may have plenty money and big bele but we have a good sense of humor! All dis ur plenty plenty advice sha, my dear i have buried friends that were 'super' healthy, the irony of life is that 'death' comes 'randomly', not according to your height or your health status so do what you feel suits you and makes you sleep well at night and i will just enjoy my gulder before i sleep. Corper wee! Soberdrunk over and out!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(op): 1:43pm On Aug 10, 2016
rosieluv:
lols i v potbelly na
PICS OR ADONBELIVIT" grin grin
NYSC › Re: Corpers Distribute Relief Materials In Oproama, Rivers state (Photos) by soberdrunk(m): 12:59pm On Aug 10, 2016
.............AND IN OTHER NEWS, "SATANS CORPERS" WERE BUSY GIVING THE COMMUNITY GIRLS FREE' BELE........ cheesy cheesy angry angry grin grin
Crime › Re: Robber Arrested For Killing Of Gideon Aremu Displays Phone In Handcuff by soberdrunk(m): 12:56pm On Aug 10, 2016
Is that mumu taking a selfie?? grin angry
Romance › Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(op): 12:01pm On Aug 10, 2016
Beamborla:
o ma se o!



Bet why?
O ma se 4 who? Men that use your monthly corper allawee to drink gulder on 'slow' Sundays? You better show some respect, you dont know whose office you will be coming to look for job....... angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(op): 11:56am On Aug 10, 2016
rosieluv:
present sir
Aunty we said "Pot belly" not "blackberry", those 'blackberries' you are carrying in front of you are lovely tho! grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zambian: I Have Sex With My Son Every Wednesday To Maintain His Riches by soberdrunk(m): 11:14am On Aug 10, 2016
*dodging bottle* WELL WHO AM I TO JUDGE, IF THE YOUNG MAN ENJOYS "COMING" BACK "Home", AND THE MOTHER WEL'COMES' him #all pun intended# *dodging slippers* grin grin grin
Business › Re: Check This Out And We Keep Shouting No Money In Nigeria. by soberdrunk(m): 10:24am On Aug 10, 2016
........to buy things that will still 'kill you" , i can bet my left kidney its one money miss road' or one individual that hit money through "questionable" source because no 'entrepreneur' or salary earner or anybody right thinking' individual making money through "legal" means will do this.........
Politics › Re: Twitter Naija Blast Ben Bruce For Asking For Nigerian Rower, Chierika's Number by soberdrunk(m): 10:17am On Aug 10, 2016
Mr Ben Bruce AKA THE PUBLICITY SENATOR! This man is addicted to the spotlight grin grin oya Uncle Ben take her no.::::

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Romance › Re: Man Puts His Girlfriend's Picture On A Billboard To Celebrate Her Birthday (pic) by soberdrunk(m): 7:52am On Aug 10, 2016
Dfinex:
Sure...I guess then u were drunk but now u have become sober. lolsss
Lol! More like a mixture of both grin grin
Crime › Re: Ogbonna Ene Odii, Uzoamaka Chukwu's Abuser Pictured by soberdrunk(m): 7:28am On Aug 10, 2016
Just out of curiosity, what type of "hot drink" did he pour on the 'poor' girl? undecided undecided
Crime › Re: YABA: Housewives Bathe Each Other With Hot Water Over Lover by soberdrunk(m): 7:17am On Aug 10, 2016
............and now 'Mr lover' will move on to another lady because two of you have destroyed each other, "Woman why art thou stupid"? huh huh huh
Sports › Re: Chichi Igbo Threatens To Snatch Boyfriends From Sexy Ladies (video) by soberdrunk(m): 7:10am On Aug 10, 2016
Hahahahahahahaha! Well its possible with all that muscle, she can threaten to beat the man up if he doesnt follow her and some men get afraid easilygrin angry grin Am i the only one who feels that bra is not covering anythinghuh?
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Coker And Fade Ogunro At Seyi Tinubu's Wedding In Italy(photos) by soberdrunk(m): 6:59am On Aug 10, 2016
I DONT SEE ANY "SLAYING", ALL I SEE IS TWO LADIES WITH "NOTICE ME" SYNDROME THAT HAVE EXCESS' MATERIAL AND A WICKED TAILOR BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT FASHION? grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Coker And Fade Ogunro At Seyi Tinubu's Wedding In Italy(photos) by soberdrunk(m): 6:58am On Aug 10, 2016
angry angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Man Puts His Girlfriend's Picture On A Billboard To Celebrate Her Birthday (pic) by soberdrunk(m): 6:47am On Aug 10, 2016
Dfinex:
lolssssss......Hilarious! !!. LWKMD.
Guy thanks for replacing my vex with laughter. U just made my day.

But sorry sha for the disappointment.
Lol! You welcome! Every disappointment is a blessing grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(op): 9:13pm On Aug 09, 2016
daviddagreat:
laziness at its peak

y wud a young man b proud of having a pot belly. its really embarrassing, not to talk of the health implications
WELCOME OOO! UNCLE CONAN THE DESTROYER, MR CHESTERFIELD angry angry angry angry angry BABA BOUNCER!
Romance › Re: Man Puts His Girlfriend's Picture On A Billboard To Celebrate Her Birthday (pic) by soberdrunk(m): 8:26pm On Aug 09, 2016
Missonas:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cant stop laughing
My brother if i gist you the foolish things i don do for 'love' u wee laugh till u piss 4 body oooo grin grin grin grin *covers face*!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Benin's New President Drives Himself To A Football Match In Cotonou. Photos by soberdrunk(m): 7:09pm On Aug 09, 2016
chriskosherbal:
Living a simple life.
DID YOU JUST SAY "SIMPLE LIFE"? LOOK AT THE PICTURES AGAIN AND CHECK THE CARS, AFTER THAT GOOGLE THE GDP OF BENIN AND THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF HER CITIZENS...."
Events › Re: Couple Cutting Goat As Their Wedding Cake [PICS] by soberdrunk(m): 4:43pm On Aug 09, 2016
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS BE LIKE "THEY HAVE KILLED BAMBINA, WE WILL NOT TAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEIIIIITTTT!!!" grin grin
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Visit To America Is 2016 Best Scam. Photos by soberdrunk(m): 4:22pm On Aug 09, 2016
olatunji21:
That's Paul Biya's wife...Cameroonian President
I nor talk am? grin angry Africa and showoff, see as she carry half saloon 4 head!!
Celebrities › Re: This Plus Size Woman Crashes The Internet Again This Time With Wedding Photos by soberdrunk(m): 4:19pm On Aug 09, 2016
This guy is a "REAL" man, only real men can handle this type of package. I greet you my brother!! Na man u be!! You deserve 1 crate of 'Cold gulder' grin grin angry CONGRATULATIONS!!
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Visit To America Is 2016 Best Scam. Photos by soberdrunk(m): 4:13pm On Aug 09, 2016
Sorry to deviate, ABEG WHICH COUNTRY GET THE "FIRST LADY 4 THE LAST PIC? I SURE SAY DAT WOMAN HAIR SEF GO DEY INSIDE THEIR NATIONAL BUDGET AND I CAN BET MY LAST BOTTLE OF GULDER THAT ITS AN AFRICAN FIRST LADY..........

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