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........and one guy man chop this 'food' without even printing "handbill" . THE FOOLISH THINGS WE DO IN THE NAME OF LOVE SHA!! NA SO ME SEF GO PRINT T-SHIRT THAT YEAR LIKE SAY I WAN CONTEST ELECTION, NOW SHE DON MARRY ANOTHER GUY ****CRYING***!!

seems to be saying "Oloshi Dino ma ni yen lenu gate"

Iyawo just dey fire orijin dey go ! Husband "wa fe ku la le yi"!!

That Mugu wan spray him house rent ontop another man wife.......

I trust my 'Artillery Ninjas" cold gulder for all of una dis evening @ Negros ! "NO CHANCE FOR 'ONE CHANCE' IN PORTHARCOURT".......

Coco cnady ! I lick this sweet tire 4 Ibadan dat year ! Na like six 4 One naira or so.........

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Keep on deceiving yourself, giving lame excuses for your laziness to be physically fit and healthy.

Six-packs and rock-hard body is always the way.

There is no woman living on this planet that will prefer a potbellied guy to a ripped guy "all things being equal".
So get ur soft butts off the couch, discard your beer drinking habit and hit the gym.

Somebody give this man a cold beer! Arnold with all him plenty muscle, u don see am recently? Arnold is now the vice president of APBL California branch

MY APBL BROTHERS!! I KNOW OUR HATERS WILL NOT TAKE THIS TO FRONT PAGE BUT WE DONT CARE IF THEY DONT!! APBL IS HERE TO STAY

mynduu44:
Yes oooo..

Pot belly acts like a vibrator wen we rock the boat enabling her Cum in a gif..

The last time a witch wanted to press me in my dreams, she succeed in bouncing off when she landed on my tummy..( Pot belly is our own anti missile defense system)

I hereby form Association of Pot Bellied Lords (APBL)

APBL 4 LIFE!!!

potbelly:
Marks register...
Preach brother! Preach!

WELCOME BROTHER!! I GREET YOU!!

eme1n:
Present sir!!

WELCOME MY BROTHERS!!

I greet you my fellow pot bellied Rambos , do not let anybody put you down or make you feel less of a man, forget all the 'negative' stereotype of our 'sexiness', potbelly is not a 'deformity' in any way infact its has a lot of advantages and they are as follows::

1)It makes you look like "AFRICAN ROYALTY"

2)Forget all the assumptions, "REAL WOMEN" 'love' men with pot belly, its all them small chewing gum girls that are impressed by 'labourers body' AKA 'six pack'

3) If you know how to rock your pot belly very well, you will always get the "chairman" treatment anywhere you go

4) Contrary to what you may have heard, we pot bellied rambos dont fall sick easy and we live longer than others, if you doubt me, start looking out for obituaries and compare the number pot bellied people deaths with the non pot bellied....

5) Nigerian police will rarely ever harass a 'pot bellied' man, i can personally attest to this because i cannot remember the last time police in Nigeria stopped me to ask for papers, it is always a case of "welcome sir", "your boys are loyal sir"...

6) Pot bellied rambos last longer in bed(if you doubt it, there is nothing i can write to prove to you, just look for a pot bellied rambo and.................)

7)Pot bellied rambos are loyal husbands.(If you dont believe, means you are insinuating that "your father' is randy )

Pot bellied rambos are peaceful men, be honest with yourself, how many times have you seen a pot bellied man fighting on the streets?

9)As a pot bellied rambo in Nigeria, you are one step closer to being "a ruler" than the others(if you doubt, check all our leaders and do the maths)

10) As a pot bellied rambo in these hard times, 'even if you nor chop for 2 days, nobody go know, dem go still feel say you dey flex"

MY POT BELLIED RAMBOS I GREET YOU ONCE AGAIN, ROCK YOUR POT BELLY WITH PRIDE AND DONT LET "THESE PEOPLE WAY NOR SEE FOOD CHOP DECEIVE YOU WITH WRONG INFO..........

[quote author=karryn post=48313026]na patient dey find doctor not d other

In this era, doctor dey find patient..... we are in "2016" not "1994"

karryn:
u no get problem be that I cn cook for 3 hours

oya mail me, lets jump to step 2

Oyindaberry:
Lol, and I'm above average o hehehe.

For real? Are u "completely" single?

Why dem come dey do like say nah God come I just wonder how people can adore men like God, apart from paying utmost respect to my elders, the only guy i feel is a mini god is the guy i see when i look in the mirror.......

How is it doing her in the last pic? Happy birthday missy!

karryn:
ur own is strong o, oya come and marry me

Can u 'cook' for ONE HOUR?

Apreel:
lol
..It can't be that serious na

It is ooo! I don do bestman tire ........women feel the pressure is only on them

This Is not Rick Ross, its "Big Sheriff" Salawa Abenis son.........People and false info sha......

Nah 1 yahooboy 4 Bariga dey use u play

moyakz:
hmm!i just received a word that you should not cheat on the chosen one,bcuz when you cheat,you'll be forced to restart from no1.

Daddy pastor how will i know 'the chosen' one??

Mrbigman1:
Am from Anambra an uga precisely and I can tell u dat we have the cheapest requirements.

With just a goat, 100 litters of palm wine, coconut, colanuts, some few money say about 50 - 80 k den bride price depends on d umunna.
The rich relatively collects cheaper.

From my own family, when monitized, it have always summed up to be around 250k - 270 apart from the normal celebration.

If u wanna celebrate and call the whole world, it's ur own cup of tea den.

CHEAPEST"?? @ 250k-270k? No wonder my aunties for Ibadan dey shout 4 my ear "dont fall in love with igbo gal yooo"!!! Lmao

CHAI! I PITY MEN LIKE ME WAY NEVER MARRY OOO! HE BE LIKE SAY WIFE DON DEY FINISH OOO! IS THAT NOT HER BRA ON THE FLOOR?

moyakz:
may the good lord help your solution!AMEN!

AMEEEEEENNNN SIR!!

walearoy:
My balance is 9,750

HABA! She go chop snacks and lacasera for the salon nah!!

The marriage process nowadays has become too tedious:::

1)First you have to sieve through millions of gold diggers, runs girls, sugar daughters, marine agents, destiny killers etc etc to find an above average girl

2)You have to date for 1-3 years, learning about each other, checking if she can cook or pray for one hour.

3) Buy engagement ring

4)Stage a very dramatic and elaborate proposal

5) Start negotiations with her family

6) Pre wedding photos

7) SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!

8 Engagement

9)Traditional marriage

10)White/Church marriage

11)Honeymoon...........

AND AM STILL IN NUMBER ONE............*CRYING* *CRYING*!!!!

SIMPLY ASK FOR MY BALANCE OF #9500!!

Na der whole village dem use do bridesmaid and groomsmen?

I dont understand why women act all "shocked" during proposals, you guys have been together for a while, what were you expecting?

As if they wont still spend the money together, unnecessary show off with '1 dollar bills'. YES AM A HATER!