₦airaland Forum

Once there is money in the family you can afford to be stupid.....

I wonder how Nigerian ladies will look without all these foreign hairs.......

Why are people taking it personal? The actor has bills to pay, it isn't as if he will drag people to the polling boot on that day and make them vote for any particular person, uncle just collect small thing and gave his opinion......

Life is Eazi for some people

Buhari is working.....

My man!!! Say no to teenagers!

Realists 1 - 0 Feminists

If coincidentally the manager falls ill from malaria this period wahala go dey ooooo

This Op's advice is so 1996 when the Economy was still fairly stable and runs girls were still very coded and their population minimal, when morality was high and men valued family values over "sexiness" and "physical attributes".These days the reality is different, any young lady that wants to get married and is forming "standards and "principles" is in for a "long search" because we are in the era of "all that glitters is gold", the truth is most of the young men that want to get married to "Morally sound" women are handicapped financially and most of the rich eligible bachelors are busy in the DMs of Instagram slay queens/runs girls. People always ask why "bad girls" always get "good guys" these days and the answer is simply, they know how to position themselves and how to treat a man, while most of these "career women/ feminists" are busy looking for "equal rights". These "bad girls" know the "key things" most men what from a woman is -----

1) Submission- more than 90% of men no matter how advanced or intellectual they claim to be crave submission from a woman more than anything, that sense of control will make a man wife a woman faster than any church program or crusade will.

2) Good sex----There is a way you will do Chinese bending on a man that he will borrow money to pay your bride price...(This is the major factor that makes the "bad girls" always get the "good men" before the "good women"

3) Care----- Every man no matter how Macho or Alpha male they seem to be likes to be taken care of, if you take "good" care of a man he will definitely make it "permanent". Care doesn't necessarily mean you have to turn to "housegirl" but a few chores every now and then and showing concern about his general well being will do the magic

............Watch out for PART 2......

Nigeria is not a place to "loose guard" anymore, people have become stone hearted and will do anything for money.......

Something Baba will do for me 2k with one local fowl......

Dammnnn!! Ordinary kiss, if he caught her in bed with the man nko?........

If u go this kain place do mistake shout "A" before you reach the "late" you go don chop like 50 thousand slaps.....

Wetin do the papa? Why he be like Benin art way them mould? Money nor just make them fresh...... Degree in "tourism and hospitality"?? How can I send my child abroad to study "short time" business......

Areaboy2:
Lol!! You bastard!!!..
See you on Thursday!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I truly shouted.......!!!! Best news this year!!!!! Happiest dayysssssss Omg!!!! I just woke up the neighbours!!!! Mans emotional!!!!

I am sorry but I cannot enter a plane if I know that the pilot and co-pilot are both women, I am not being sexist in anyway neither am I trying to undermine women in anyway but we all know that women are far more emotional and more impulsive than men and we are talking about thousands of feet above the ground in a machine that little buttons can end everything. I won't knowingly take such a huge risk, before pilot's boyfriend/husband will decide to break up with her before the flight and co-pilot's hormones will be raging too and they will be a cocktail of bad emotions and decide to find solace in the Atlantic ocean.......

espionagesavvy:
So you are easily bought?

Isn't everyone?

gustav25:
Chief !! Na so e hungry me that day coupled with the small alert I see for account ....I rushed to Sahad and got a pack for 400 and the rest became history

Hahaha! Mans gotta spoil himself sometimes.....

mrsbingbagbo:
Can I pet them ?

I cannot vouch for their loyalty but I personally reckon every animal can be domesticated.....

Areaboy2:
My brother please help me understand.. can you give me 5 reasons why you support Buhari?
Please don't say anything relating to corruption..

1) He brought back our girls

2) School feeding program

3) He technically defeated Boko Haram

4) Very soon we will be going from Lagos to Ibadan in style like from Woolwich to Dartford (by train)

5) Our farmers are popping Champagne in the club

6) We don't want Atiku to "Enrich his already very rich friends"

7) He is a war hero and he has bled for Nigeria.....

Sai Baba!!

mrsbingbagbo:
Please tell me about them

They are nocturnal mammals but in this part of the world we see them as "Bush meat" for peppersoup.....

What was the young lady's role and how did she inspire them?

gustav25:
Couldn't finish this yesterday.. First noodle of 2019

EFCC suppose investigate you!! How can you use 1 whole pack of sausages for one meal

Shame doesn't pay bills, for the right price I'd campaign for almost anybody, it is left for the public to use their brain and heart to vote....... I don't like Atiku but for a few millions I will shout the "Atikulate" agenda as if my life depends on it.....

Wow!! You caught 2 "live" Civets

It won't pass "sidechic" wahala.....

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When God pick your call, it will be like a dream

U better Coman pay ur tithe.....

I donot support illegal activities in any way, shape or form but if not that 'generational swear' is worrying this "Standard Idiot", how can somone aquire all these through kidnapping and not quit without ever looking back, he wan collect "Long service award".