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2015/2016 champion leicester lost their first game nd also finish the season in 10th

nw 2016/2017 champion chelsea lost their first nd will finish........??

it was a draw draw against Swansea.

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waywardpikin:
After we finished enjoying ourselves it was time for the girls to leave, her two friends introduced themselves to me with glee and I did the same. I forgot their names almost immediately. From there I went to the indomie guy to pick up my imported parcel of MJ. In fact, having that MJ in my pocket was the greatest highlight of my entire day. How I'd missed her so much! I was so glad that I wouldn't have to go through camp sober, that was freaking depressing. He said people moled that sh!t up and smoked it in Mami market but it sounded so risky to me as most of the soldiers knew the smell of SK seeing as they smoked that sh!t up as well. I was gonna chew the hell out of it biko. From there I put a call through to Hajia who asked me to meet her at the parade ground. I went to meet her and sat on a seat she'd reserved for me. There was a show going on, didn't know what it was about. In Lagos camp, there is a show EVERY single night for one thing or the other, only God knows what these people were always celebrating. The cool breeze serenaded the both of us as we both gisted and laughed with each other. She told me about her toasters, and how guys have been disturbing her life in camp.

'They don't even care about the fact that I have a boyfriend o. Can you just imagine?'

'Don't mind them jare. But seriously, you can't blame them na. Have you looked in the mirror before? You are the most beautiful Hajia I have ever seen in my life,' I teased. She tapped me playfully on my shoulders and just then her phone began to ring. She looked at it and hissed, shoving the phone into my face.

'Just look, one of them is calling me again.'

'Why don't you just pick it and hear what he has to say?'

'For what? Every time he will want to know where I am, he will be asking us to hang out. What's he looking for? Can't he take a hint?' She hissed again.

'Well I think you should give him a chance. You never can tell,' I said, as the solicitor-in-chief for guy's affairs that I was na.

'Abeg let's talk another beta tin jare. So where were you? Mami market abi?'

'Yes.'

'With who?' She queried.

'My friends.'

'Hmmm are you sure? Abi you were with some ladies?'

'Ladies ke? Come on, I don't do such,' I replied innocently as she yimu-ed me.

'Come to think of it, I hardly see you with any guy, you're always walking alone. Why?'

'I don't know o... Besides I already have a camp bestie na.'

'Who is that?'

'You of course,' I said, looking into her eyes. She smiled and blushed happily, before resting her head on my shoulders as we watched corpers climb the stage to display their God-given talents including the Good, the Bad, the Ugly, and the downright Atrocious. It was a fun night as we laughed, applauded and criticized each of the contestants. Every night, Lagos camp was divided into two worlds: Mami market on one side, and the Parade ground on the other, where shows were held every night. Many nights it was such a struggle choosing between the two worlds, until she-who-must-not-be-named came in and tipped the scales in the favour of one of the worlds. If you were a sadist, you would probably always want to stay in the hostel. But why do that when you can also do the same thing in your family house by staying indoors? Life is meant to be lived! That is my philosophy anyway. The parade ground provided the avenue to still catch your fun without spending cash, and believe me, it is in this zone that majority of the smoochers and current tappers resided. Dark corners everywhere, appealing to the sinners like, 'Come all ye who desire to press nyansh and suck bweast, for I shall provide ye shelter.'

After the show, the bugle blew by 10pm and it was time for everyone to go to the hostel. I escorted Hajia to the front of the hostel but I was at a loss on what to do next. Should I shake her hand or hug her? Which one biko? We stood there talking for a while as was the custom in camp every night, guys and girls paired off into unholy groups; saints and sinners congregating in a futile attempt to stretch the moment out a little longer only to start the process all over again the next day. When it was time for Hajia to leave, I simply 'waved' her goodnight. Like I said earlier - new uncharted territory for me. I got to my room prepared to shower and have a nice enjoyable sleep only to be greeted by what can only be described as a hero's welcome:

'Baddest guy, na you oooo.'

'Omo Wayward Pikin na only you carry three Slay Mamas, you wan kill yourself?'

'Mehn, you be bad guy o... Who be that fine muslim girl wey I see you with?' Another guy added.

'You see am with another babe?'

'Yes.'

'This same night?'

'Yes ooo.'

'Omo we see am for Mami market with three fine babes like this. Only am o!'

'Choooooooooooi!'

They teased me endlessly and all I could do was smile as the allegations and hailings kept pouring in.

'Who is that muslim girl to you though?' Mazi, a guy who sold pink lips balm in the room asked me.

'She's just a friend,' I replied, my voice almost a whisper as the entire room stared at me. Obviously they had been discussing my matter before I arrived.

'You say wetin?' He asked again.

'She's just a friend.'

'Chooooooooooooooooi!!!' The whole room chorused in disbelief.

'Lies from the deepest pits of hell fire,' someone shouted.

'In that case, my mother is a virgin!' A very dark skinned bloke screamed.

'You wey dey talk, so you still get mouth to talk?' Someone else said to the dark skinned bloke.

'Wetin happen?' I asked out of curiosity.

'You no know? This guy follow for people wey faint for parade group today!'

'You don't mean it?' I said incredulously. Remember when I said about seven people fainted that day? I had assumed that it was all girls, not knowing a guy was among them, much less, someone in the same room as me. Unsurprisingly, he was now in soup, as the whole room turned to face him.

'Guy if you see the way this guy take faint ehn....' someone was saying.

'Like a sack of garri!!!' Another dude completed the gist. We all burst out laughing as we heaped yabbings upon yabbings on the poor dude's head.





Needless to say, he was the first person to fall asleep that night.


Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.

BABA come complete am before we start our own