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Venchy: [size=17pt]This is a serious matter, Access Bank full of Garbage.

I have been on the phone to their contact centre for the last (4) wks, trying to set up their bloody software Token which will enable me to make a transfer from my account to another bank but this process has turn out to be shambles as well as costing me lots of money calling from UK.

My Account is also constantly debited by Access Bank every month or whenever they feel like, N200 just went out couple of days ago for what's called Maintenance charge...lol...and many more N100 naira gone for not providing me any service.

The contact centre have been calling me once or twice everyday to go through this stupid software but nothing has worked and N2500 was taken from my account for this service.

Nigeria is the most CORRUPT COUNTRY on this planet and we are doomed as we don't have any regulators in Nigeria because all the Oga At the top are all in the Cabal.

Omo Nigeria, Egba mi o, Owo cooperation! !!! [/size]

U r right....no regulators.

yuzedo: Lemme go and check my account balance.. If I don't see my complete N214,697,000,000.000 I swear somebody gonna die!

#214 u mean?

Buchy2020: No matter hw u love, a gal wil neva lv u wen u hav no money. My galfrnd claimed 2 lv me wen i waz having sm little income during my service yr. Bt nw dat i hav nt goten a job yet, she is shwing me her real character, bt stil claiming dat she lvs me. Infact, she jst indirectly told me 2day dat because i dnt hav a job yet, she cn do anytin she likes. Despite d fact dat she's HIV Positive, i stil love her. Bt she stil flirts around. Love is wicked.

"Infact, she jst indirectly told me 2day dat because i dnt hav a job yet, she cn do anytin she likes. Despite d fact dat she's HIV Positive, i stil love her. Bt she stil flirts around".....Đσŋ'† ever call dis love again abeg, u r simply dense.

inaluf: Had opportunity to travel abroad twice after NYSC but i turned down the offer.

Stupidity. Hw does going abroad stop the two of u from keeping up with ur love?

jubrealguy: Turned down a university admission so i could spend one more year with her............. OMG! I too mumu

I 2nd that.

Rolly83: Dating a co-worker?hmm dats a disaster,nearly lost my job due to envy when a relationship with a co-worker went sour!she was a topshot in our Human resources dept,so when we broke up n i began dating another of my co-worker(in d Accounts dept of D.P.R)all hell was let loose!

All hell broke loose ke? It's suppose to consume u. 4 whatever reason u have/had, u r mean.

inaluf: It is dip and not deep.

Shame on you too.

Critic.

Temismith: I cant count d numbers of d times dat guys hav knelting down for me

What!!! Past continuous tense? "Knelting" Mehn! This is inexcusable.

tinuolababy: hehehehe see ankara new design

yuzedo: Ohhhhhhhh GOD!!!! People are hear complane about saveing saveing, am in my Banana Island mansion tinking how will i taa my money. You thought is easy to be eatin N1million everyday in my Banana Island Big Boys Club? Well if ur a sweet babes and u think u have talent to ate money, hola at me les see. Is hard to eat money finish ezioku. Suya suya turkey turkey everyday! God why did u have to make me reach?? Oh God, i need a babes to help me finish my money! u poor people dont have problem ezioku, my other Reach friend normally laffs at me

Where is ur Understanding English Book 1 and Brighter Grammar Part 1?

Thank you Lord for rescuing him from the den of lions. Hmmmmmm!. While we pray for everyone's provision and protection.

[quote author=ukuba]moms?

thank God my mom wasn't a Nollywood celebrity.... would probably had dis-mother(ed) her.[/quote)

;Θ idiot!

It is simple! The problem lies with u and there are only 2 ways out, fervent prayer and an appointment with a psychologist/Counselor/Psychotherapist. It is well with you.

richarts: The fault lies in the girls not knowing that u are a retardeen & a psychotic prospect.

what a sarcastic response! The OP is 'completely' finished.

BizBloke:
Banks sef. It almost happened to me yesterday when I recharged via UBA mobile platform: uMobile. Great advice, I even store my balance in my head because e no too big sha

The recent occurrence in Banks today that has caused and is still causing lot of Customers pain is the malfunction of ATMs and the incessant debit of accounts without dispensing money to such victims. Worse still is that such customers might not be aware of the mishap because of the bank's failure to send alert to the victim of the illegal debit, notifying him or her of the irregularity, coupled with the customer's ignorance of his or her balance.

It is more disturbing when reversal of this abnormality becomes a nightmare. Taking days/weeks/months depending on the Bank's ATM used before it can be rectified/refunded. This has become a menace in the country and i was a victim twice in two (2) weeks and despite the fact that i always get alert on every transaction, i was not alerted by the bank of the second occurrence but thank God i had knowledge of my balance, that saved me.

Generally, it is good to always know your balance and keep/save your alerts in case of any funny mishaps. There is a saying that "little drop of water makes a mighty ocean". A word is enough for the wise.

The recent occurrence in Banks today that has caused and is still causing lot of Customers pain is the malfunction of ATMs and the incessant debit of accounts without dispensing money to such victims. Worse still is that such customers might not be aware of the mishap because of the bank's failure to send alert to the victim of the illegal debit, notifying him or her of the irregularity, coupled with the customer's ignorance of his or her balance.

It is more disturbing when reversal of this abnormality becomes a nightmare. Taking days/weeks/months depending on the Bank's ATM used before it can be rectified/refunded. This has become a menace in the country and i was a victim twice in two (2) weeks and despite the fact that i always get alert on every transaction, i was not alerted by the bank of the second occurrence but thank God i had knowledge of my balance, that saved me.

Generally, it is good to always know your balance and keep/save your alerts in case of any funny mishaps. There is a saying that "little drop of water makes a mighty ocean". A word is enough for the wise.

AND VICE VERSA. It can only be perfect if and/or when ϑ man does likewise and doesn't feel all these are as of right and only restricted to the woman alone, thereby lazying around the home and the marriage institution as a whole.

"All Suicide-Bombers Are Going To Hell" b4 nko?

ideylaff: what kind of write up is ds.. na 3 people marry .... and what's the meaning of "were watched by the ecstatic crowd as they cleaved to their wives and husband" .... such a poor way to write..

The writer is trying to say The Triplets held on to their Husbands and not to their "wives and husbands"..

Happy married life to them oooo

On a funny note... which kind flower, Taiye, Kehinde abi na Alaba bn carry for hand wey look like paper and runner so.. the flowers especially the blue and white looks like rubber/plastic sha..... LOL

Its ur English dat is porous. Where is ur understanding?...the 2 guys @ ϑ left and the lady @ ϑ extreme right are who the Writer is referring to as TRIPLETS so he/she is right to have said "were watched by the ecstatic crowd as they cleaved to their wives and husband".

@ No. 2. =))˚°◦ SEE AS LAFF <//>. WON . COMOT MY
_\\_ WAIST. U are crazy.

fluid26: This will definitely trigger the woman to do more to possess the guy. Females are usually attracted to such, let alone a signal-emitting-female wey dey your line-of-sight. Lol.

One sure way to repel her is to act 'born-again'. Born-again guys are seen as losers and they never get laid. Always wear oversized long sleeve like those dorks on Jerry Springer,button your shirt to the collar, and greet her ''In the name of your Lord Jesus Christ.''

;Θ idiot!

freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?

This is more serious than we all think and one of the major causes of fornication @ ϑ skimpy wears i mean.

mrkels: Tot this was april fool self , wow...
This is sad , real sad .

Btw , the article is so confusing. I guess it has something to do with the english.

Exactly my point. Quite porous.

horlajide: ..........And the wedding was cancelled

-so who eventually ate the wedding cake?
-Imagine i was a guest at the wedding,i left home with gifts for the intending couple(my neighbour sees me),how do i explain when he sees me returning with the same gift?
-all the drinks and food nko? ........and so on

BTW Guys look closely at those pix.op why did you hide the true source of the pictures.try give credit now.na so piracy dey start

cheddarking: If that is his original wife in Pink.....I can see why he ran away

Meaning? I am sure u ll be happy to have this same plight befall you and all your "likes". Some pple are just NATURALLY senseless. Smh.

This is too much! Enough is enough!! God do something!!! Eradicate these bastards.

AK 48: I dey front row 2day.I m tired of viewing from d window

bcomputer101: Here is a detail life history of Nigerian actress Tonto
Dike.

Tonto Dike originates from Ikwere, Port Harcourt,
in Rivers State. She was born on June 9, 1985 and
after her primary and secondary education, she was
admitted into Rivers State University of Science and
Technology, Port Harcourt, and currently studying
Petro-Chemical Engineering.

Growing up:
Growing up was wonderful because I had everything I wanted and wasn’t deprived of anything. My father was wealthy, so he did everything possible for me. I went to the best schools in my state, I graduated with good results from my primary and secondary schools and I hope to graduate with the best result after my degree programme. I have had parental love, care, family ties while growing up.
It’s been love all the way the only thing I didn’t
appreciate while growing up was the fact that I could not mix with my peer group, which is why I can’t speak my dialect up till now. Another was growing up without my mother. She died when I was just three years old, so I practically didn’t know her, but it was a joy to know that I had someone who I could say replaced her.

My journey into Nollywood:
I got into the industry after I left the reality T.V show
The next movie star in 2005, I was first runner-up,
when Kingsley Ogboso won, and from there, I started
looking for contacts and fortunately for me, a lot of
people saw my talent, I got involved in the reality
show first because I saw it as a way of getting close
to the industry, I had hoped that from it I would
move into the industry and it happened as I wanted.

Challenges:
Sincerely, I don’t think I have had to go through any
challenge. This is because I don’t see them as
challenges; I am a very prayerful person. I believe so
much in God and it seems like everything just falls at
my feet. Anything I want just falls at my feet. I can’t
say I have had to go through challenges since I got
into the industry.

Big break:
Perhaps, I should say my first movie, but that was
released last year so I will say my second movie,
entitled, Holy Cross which I did with Nonso Diobi,
Uncle Pete Edochie and Jim Iyke, after seeing the
film, the producers and directors wanted to use me
in their own films, Right from my second movie
people started to look out for me.

Nollywood:
I see the industry as a fruitful one, which can yield
more fruits in the future. All we need is hard work,
perseverance and prayer. The industry is like a
newborn baby that has to be nurtured and well
taken care of. I still think that we really need to work
hard because we are way backward. Though we
may be doing well, I still think we can do better.

Relationship:
I am in one, which I am very proud of. He is okay for
me. I took what God gave me, and remember, I said
God gives me anything that I desire. As for how he
feels when I am on set with all the kissing and
hugging, I’ll tell you something: When I say that I
took what God gave me, I meant that He gave me a
package in a man, all I want in life He gave to me in
one person.
May man gives me endurance, patience, love and he
is someone who understands. He really understands,
so I don’t have a problem with my handling of roles.
He might not be okay with the roles all the while, but
he still prays for me and hopes for a better future for
me because he knows I love my job.

Playing music with Patience Ozorkwor:
First of all, the music is owned by Amaco
Investments; Charles, Patience and I were just called
to mime it. I had fun being in the video and I didn’t
know it was going to be this big as everybody is
talking about it. I have no plans whatsoever to get
into music.

First day on set:
I was very scared. I was shy. I didn’t know what to
think or expect until the lights came on, then I knew
that this was serious business. But I had people like
Uncle Pete Edochie, Nonso Diobi, Desmond Elliot,
Nkiru Sylvanus, and Uncle Larry Coldsweat. They
kept saying ‘you can do it’ and I did it.

What you can’t wear:
I will not be caught in a long skirt because I hate it. I
also can’t wear Iro and Buba, it’s fashion for the
older women. I am still very young and I need to feel
free in my body you can’t catch me being very
religious in my dressing, I love to dress the way I
love to dress.

Sexy part of me:
I give that to my lips. I love them and people have
told me that they love them too, talking about what
people don’t know about me, a lot of people don’t
know that I am very nice, a wonderful and serious
minded person.

Coping with school and acting:
I am in my final year now, and this year, I have
decided that I must spend almost all of it in school
doing school work. Though I will still be on set, I
hope to be in school more. I will work it out, I don’t
have a plan yet, but I will be able to be in school
more often than I used to.

Philosophy of life:
I have a lot of them but I will share one, if you have
your eyes on something, on a particular level in life
when you get to that level, always know that there
are so many other levels left to climb. Try to be on
top, even when you are on top, try to be on top of the
top.

Artiste admired:
Back home, I only admire two females – Aunty Joke
Sylvia and Rita Dominic. Why Rita? It’s because
when I want to recount how my interest in the
movies started, her name will be mentioned as she
inspired me a lot. And for Aunty Joke, she is a
wonderful person, she is joy to me, I watch her and I
feel alive and want to do more than she has done,
Internationally I love Al Paccino and Julia Roberts,
they are inspiration to me.

In five years:
I really have faith and hope that I will be better than
I am now. I am not striving to end in Nollywood, I
intend to get into Hollywood, I don’t know how I will
do that but I know that God will make a way for me.

A word to fans:
I say thank to all, I really appreciate their love by
buying my movies, watching them and appreciating
me. I wake up each day knowing that without my
fans in my life, there would be no full Tonto. I love
them all.

Source: naijagists.com/actress-tonto-dike-biography-and-latest-news/

Whoever posted this stale news must be ancient. She granted this interview yrs ago.

quote author=Idowuogbo]
Mami gist me nau... Dem don tear ya Pata tire abi? U sef stop snatching. [/quote]

lrguru: OP it seems like u're really a bf snatcher, cos from the way she cried, i could guess she's been goin out with the said guy long before u even met wit him, even tho u said u two had broken up 2-months ago.

If u are in the business of snatchin boyfriends, i'd advice u refrain from such act, cos ur next rival may not just put a call tru to ur phone, but a bullet in ur flat azzz

Mehn! See vexation!
How u take know hw ϑ chic cry or na u call?
Abeg i no laff o

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icebeatz: this doesnt look black......

U r right. It is actually white