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No.1 - Make her completely dependent on you. If you manage to convince herchieve this, you might have to fulfill her needs


this advice is verryyyy BAD







op You are very wicked

Disneylady:
Oh so you are one of the Homo habilis specie?.....sorry ehn

ok.....bye bye Ma

lemme go and sleep

Bullsh!t :/



the only key is money!!!!

Disneylady:
Really?

sister, u need to thank GOD for me o

one of ur species nearly Murderd me

The only thing i care to knw abt him is that..............


ROTIMI AKEREDOLU is my INLAW



and he must come back and pay the second Bride price of chioma


the first one he paid was for the production of children,of which chioma gave him four gaints!!!!




The second one is for the GOODLUCK chioma gave him to win election!!

You didn't add "Fart can kill"

the day i knew that farts can kill was the day i slept in a room with one Bisiola.........

i nearly suffercated!!

wissed:
ur boring interest in her tempted me

come,what did u say ur name is?
First of all which club re u supportin?

Shabbadiva:
I see. Sorry, I already have a man

Do u knw cossy? Do u knw how many men she has?


Be like Cossy

wissed:
i can never date Genevieve if offered trillions of dollars

But who asked you

10bay for bold5

My man


u go chop am

Shabbadiva:
A man addicted to football is bae

baby am a footballer

i ball from monday to sunday, shey u dey see my skill?





Ifeanyi Uba FC wants to sign me but i said NO.....because i ball alone

leo messi



Choi!!!


i thought u wrote leo messi

the one my mom recomended for me when i got admission was


Anti-girlfriend cyrup!

takin it everyday will make ur acct bal last long!!!


it will also make u not to think much abt birthdays,gifts nd val.


A lot of boys dat dnt take dis anti-girlfend cyrup usually die of High BP a day to val's day

who wants to chop meat??

So we are now talking abt spiritual matters



minister of darkest should not provoke god of thunder oh
b4 ur hauz will catch fire o

Campus relationship is for the excersing of our down below
cos after u graduate . . . . .
U knw the rest!

Op u lie!! .....lie lier LION!!!

5 ways to impress a woman

1- Money
2- More Money
3- my brother are u deaf? I said
POUNDS!!!
4- Money in another
form.....DOLLARS!!!!
5- i said MURDER her with money



even her mother will love u!!

Her friends will show u green light till the bulb burns!!!!

Lets see what the guy below me has to say!

Funlordjnr:
And you will never get it....oya continue crying as usual...

we are too important to u pple that u can't let us go!

have u heard of Military by Force

Bubu TILL 2023

chiwetaluAGU:
Chioma anyanwu Akeredolu. Hahahahahaha

I think the man needs to come back and pay another bride price!!! ; D

. and pple will be wondering how he won election



op what did u say her name is again

Trump is a suspect !!!



how can that man be attacking blacks since 8 Nov

wee will not take it!! we will fight back

my sister are u from Calabar if yes,how many dogs have u killed??

afonja's will always talk sh!t

what is our business with elections in ur state


we don't even vote in our state sometimes talkless of voting in a far away land



and besides we don't vote for brainless politicians!!!!

fear woman before the devil!!

The only thing we want is Biafra!

i will not even think twice!!


op, have u heard of Kuwait

Geneveive looks like a goddess while Stephanie looks like an angel




infact the two both of them are gorgeous

its like u have noticed what I've been noticing

some will wake up looking like that President of Zimbabwe

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STFUareyouGod:

my man, am mad I swear down

I became mad when buhari became president of Nigeria ........ so,I totally stand with ur statement DAT am mad!! thank you!