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RomanceRe: After MMM What Next? by Softorgasm(m):
Smellymouth:
I know say you don arrange your game for the weekend.. cheesy
Hehehe na so na...
We nor dey find big money again..
Guys don wise na.. Chelsea two goals anybody can win, Arsenal two goals anybody can win, Barca either half,, Liverpool two goals, anybody can win, Monaco two goals anybody can win, PSG either half...
play the bet with 10,000...
Na so i arrange my own..
RomanceRe: 15 Meme U Can Relate To If You Do Mmm (olyMMMpus has Fallen) by Softorgasm(m): 4:31pm On Dec 16, 2016
I swear I'm laughing at here with tears coming from my eyes...
The part where people are praying for long life and you are praying for the return of mmm got me lmao
RomanceRe: After MMM What Next? by Softorgasm(m): 4:26pm On Dec 16, 2016
Smellymouth:
Na chelsea be the only sure team for now oo..

Chelsea to win either half. cheesy
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 15 Meme U Can Relate To If You Do Mmm (olyMMMpus has Fallen) by Softorgasm(m): 4:24pm On Dec 16, 2016
lmao so on point...
RomanceRe: Aunty Why Naaa!!!! by Softorgasm(m): 4:22pm On Dec 16, 2016
All i see is a Lady that suffers inferiority complex..
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With This Photo (water Bam Bam Edition) by Softorgasm(m): 4:20pm On Dec 16, 2016
Everything is wrong with the photo..
This can actually endanger their life by contacting various diseases...
some animals will purposely urinate in the pool...
God forbid i even allow the water to touch my legs..
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Travel Destinations Preferred By Nigerian Celebrities - 360jamng by Softorgasm(m): 4:11pm On Dec 16, 2016
There is a difference between shooting a music video that the trip was sponsored by their label than going on holiday with your own money..
Apart from Accra that ice prince went to..
The test trips are sponsored trips..
You want to see real vacation then check out footballers....
Between why is Ibiza in Spain missing from the list?..
It simply means majority of naija musicians can't risk the cost..
RomanceRe: I Need A Man With A Huge Manhood, Lagos Girl Cries Out… See Her Contact by Softorgasm(m): 4:03pm On Dec 16, 2016
Sleekydee:
why? must she lik short, poor n small banana dudes, every time is not suffering, sometimes enjoyment.
Everyone loves good thing no doubt..
But what she said openly will drive real guys away, she will only attract guys that see her as a sex object.
RomanceRe: Strangest Wedding Cloths You Have Never Seen Before (WTF! PHOTOS) by Softorgasm(m): 3:59pm On Dec 16, 2016
lola024:
the first one is cool
lol the first one is among the worst..
i can manage the last one
CelebritiesRe: Awilo Longomba Poses Wit Peter Okoye & Okocha As He Hangout Wit Them In Lagos(pi by Softorgasm(m): 3:56pm On Dec 16, 2016
LastSurvivor11:
If that awilo song dat year can come and go, then nothing will ever last forever..
Absolutely nothing..
Michael Jackson, Lionel messi and Celine dion will live forever..
RomanceRe: Strangest Wedding Cloths You Have Never Seen Before (WTF! PHOTOS) by Softorgasm(m): 3:50pm On Dec 16, 2016
I will buy none...
RomanceRe: I Need A Man With A Huge Manhood, Lagos Girl Cries Out… See Her Contact by Softorgasm(m): 3:49pm On Dec 16, 2016
she is an idiot and a complete dunce...
RomanceRe: I Just Rediscovered A New Love Making Style - Esther Bliss Blog by Softorgasm(m): 3:47pm On Dec 16, 2016
What an insightful thread...
so op have you given up on written
RomanceRe: After MMM What Next? by Softorgasm(m): 3:43pm On Dec 16, 2016
They will be back..
But as a man, i will advice you not to hope on them to come back..
life must go on...
RomanceRe: Is He Going To Fetch Firewood? by Softorgasm(m): 3:40pm On Dec 16, 2016
call 112.
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:38pm On Dec 16, 2016
iChar:
Nigga, you right... She only comments on pussy/d!ck/sex threads


On intellectual threads, she'll rather call Her friends
Exactly bro..
Its weird for a guy to keep talking about sex and pussy on a public forum, but its totally shameful for a lady to do it..
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:35pm On Dec 16, 2016
TrapQueen77:
And shud IGAF on that? I don't think sooo...

Juz do you and stop trying to be relevant all the time...
well just try and be your formal self (kashybaby].
You was a darling back then but now a troll..
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:32pm On Dec 16, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]wrong. See why below[/color]
I said the world is going insane and that includes i and you..
we have faults but our ability to correct our faults is what makes us responsible..
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:30pm On Dec 16, 2016
TrapQueen77:
BS!

If u wanna correct others... Try to correct urz first.. Don't come and jump on the wagon as if u know everything.. U are not different from the rest.
I'm not saying I'm perfect, i have my faults and i too try in my own way to correct them..
But because i am not perfect, it do not mean i can't correct you..
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:26pm On Dec 16, 2016
TrapQueen77:
U must be here 24/7 to see who are commenting back n forth..


FYI: I DNT COMMENT ON ALL THREADS!

have u seen me selling shii on biznez? Or crying on obituary or typing essay on literature section ? angry

Abeeeeg, get ur facts right coz as far I concern I juz came online awhile ago...
well i hope I've made my point, if your friends won't tell you because they don't want to hurt your feelings..
I softorgasm will Tell you the truth even if you won't like it...
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:21pm On Dec 16, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=magenta]respectability politics.
I dont like her posts but u cant restrict her based on some moral standard u feel we should display here
Nor a jovail mod 2 kid(play) under threads
It is not yer right.[/color]
Its my right to see wrongs and correct it..
The world is going insane and its our right to make our environment sane in our own little way.
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:16pm On Dec 16, 2016
Nonsreal:
even wit her immaturity she won a award 3days ago
So what is your point?
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:13pm On Dec 16, 2016
TrapQueen77:
And what do u expect with this kind of thread? U wanna take it seriously ? undecided


Abeeeg.. Swerve joor.
All I'm saying is that a Lady with principles, a mature Lady don't post on all threads, sometimes she reads and leave..
I'm not saying you should not discuss sex, but atleast do it with respect..
RomanceRe: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Softorgasm(m): 3:06pm On Dec 16, 2016
TrapQueen77:
angry angry


It only means that sweet toto u sucked are smelling rotten fish eeehn.. Yuck!
when you first registered on naira land, you were kind of reserve and your comments were top notch and matured..
But now, you go around the forum posting comments that reeks of immaturity, disgusting posts that a Lady is not suppose to post..
Infact you have lost it..
You now derail threads like a kid..
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her Feelings by Softorgasm(m): 10:14pm On Dec 15, 2016
this is why i love being me, i will tell her straight without twisting mouth that she is adding weight, i will even use it to mock her but in a bedroom way,
no time to twist mouth..
RomanceRe: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Softorgasm(m): 10:07pm On Dec 15, 2016
Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.

She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.

She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.

When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her

"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.

"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.

"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.

She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.

"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.

All hell was let loose.

"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.

To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.

In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.

Insane stuff.
I like yours clean and shave..
RomanceRe: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Softorgasm(m): 9:49pm On Dec 15, 2016
Aniker:
nah tongue
sad face
RomanceRe: k by Softorgasm(op): 5:28pm On Dec 15, 2016
ikp120:
Lolzzz grin grin grin

If I lose 100 naira, I go fit bear am.

But I can't imagine losing more than 1k.

I go enter their shop the next day and arrest the manager grin grin grin
hahaha i remembered when a friend of mine used his money for project work in school for sport bet, only for barca to cut him...
We had to gather money for him so that he can complete his project work..
it was funny i swear
RomanceRe: k by Softorgasm(op): 5:24pm On Dec 15, 2016
Pierocash:
this is one of those that will call mmm scam.
yet they put the same money in nairabet that has 99% chance of losing.
#mumu people
calm down bro..
Do you know how much money i have with mmm?
Sport betting is just a risk game..
RomanceRe: k by Softorgasm(op): 5:20pm On Dec 15, 2016
bastien:
First law of betting:

Always stake what you can afford to lose!


Check the link below
where is the link?

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