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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 7:50am On Dec 08, 2016
Berlynn:
ok
why did you .modify and remove yours?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 7:48am On Dec 08, 2016
SINZ:
[b]

Age: 27

Occupation: Boko Haramist

Are you single, dating or married: Im married to Jesus! Praise God! grin

Those u like on Romance Section: That's a long azz list of people right there... Notable mentions go to all my niggaz - The Privy Council - QueenSuccubus, TrapHedges, Sinaj, LuvU2, LadyF, LastKing147, Jarizod, CplusJason/Jayson1, Mcbrooklyn, Misspicy, Rosalinee, ObioratheBully, SmellingAnus, UniqueGrace, Kaziblake, Falconey, Diddyydiva, Babzilla, Sweetjude, Iykekelvins, DaddySly and ofcourse.. Masikay. The list won't end, I just had to end it. grin

Those u dislike on Romance section: I don't rate people I don't like.

Those u find annoying: has to be Airforce1. I find him equally amusing as well.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Ah! Used to be JimiCoker, but then he disappeared. Right now, I think its Sexkillz. Big-ups bruh! cool

Those you follow and wish follows you back: NIL

Why do you follow the people you follow: Most times it's cos I wanna keep them in mind. At other times, I simply reciprocate your gesture by following you.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I don't have her permission to post this. cheesy

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: From old friends, i would say 3 or 4 but from random people its atleast 2 in an entire month! sad

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Enybliss. Sometimes I wanna scalp her, at other times she's just a sweet girl. Leaves me confused. Ireneony too.

Which Romancelander is fake: Trick Question. cheesy

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Hadez. The girl obviously needs to get throughly fücked. Not just a night tho.. Series of nights of pure bondage hate-fücking will leave her with a different outlook at life.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Farano, Nwanyi Oma has that spot since day one! Nwa'ahu jimu na'olu embarassed

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Have you seen that azz? Her carriage leaves an aura thats so real, you can actually reach out and touch it! embarassed

Your favorite Romancelander(s): There's just too many!

Your favorite mod: Farano (for obvious reasons grin ) Dominique too. smiley

Funniest Romancelander(s): MrCork, Smellymouth, SoftOrgasm and ObioratheBully (even though he doesn't do it intentionally.)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Explorers/Sile12

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: I dey mad? Ain't nobody gat time for that. undecided

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Quite alot. I would cite reasons as: Irreconcilable Differences grin

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: erm..... That should be my Yang. I'll disclose her in due time. cool Hint: her moniker starts with an "M". cool

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: That should be SaintSamurai/SoftOrgasm. Right after the slap, i'll take him to the hospital, then we'll go booze up! cool

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date). Hmmm... DiddyyDiva.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: ha! Dem plenty o! Where do I even begin?

NLer(S) you consider smart: smartest guys on here without favour or sentiments are TheSonOfMark , DarkRebel101 , and Naijaboiy.

Ladies: Skarlett, Estharfabian, Raine80, TheLeakyTribe, Edwife and Twaci. I like Stupedinluv too smiley

NL member that tries too hard: Hadez

NLer(s) you find intriguing: HardMirror, SmellingAnus, Plaetton, SonOfLucifer, Seun and Lalasticlala, KinginVahala.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Aha! cheesy may the old gods congregate to fück up your life! Worthless offspring of a witless drunk and an imbecillic dunce! grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: The Machine Gun himself, Synzu! angry

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Dingbang. I won't say why tho..

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: If I say this, then it's no longer a secret.

Who do u often agree with: All ma niggaz

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Masikay, LuvU2, Sinaj, Ginaz and all the intelligent ladies i mentioned. Im sapiosexual, so dont get it twisted. wink **clears throat** laveda too. grin

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): in the spirit of the forth-coming New Year celebrations, i'll let her go this time.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: has to be Stfuareyougod. Ms nice lady should be: Prettythicksme. Ever jovial.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Aha! cheesy Sexkillz always has some serious opinion about even the most triffing issue. grin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: JefferyJamez, I reserved this spot specifically for you. Enjoy it! grin [/b]
I tried to look for that your motherfucking meme, but i didn't see it..
Anyways i will type the words.. MOTHERFUCKING.......
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 7:32am On Dec 08, 2016
Penisinpenisout:
YOU SUCK!!!
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 4:26pm On Dec 07, 2016
chaiii 23pages gone and nobody mentioned fabulocity.... chai u guys are bad..fabulosity pls take heart, the Lord is your strength...
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 3:19pm On Dec 07, 2016
midehi2:
Name: ANNIE EHI OLUMIDE

Age: LATE TWENTIES

Occupation: AVIATION

Are you single, dating or married: MARRIED

Those u like on Romance Section: SMELLYMOUTH WRISTBANGLE, TOSYNE2MUCH, SOFTORGASM, DOLLYJOY

Those u dislike on Romance section: NAIJABOIY

Those u find annoying: NAIJABOIY

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): EXPLORERS

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I DON'T FOLLOW

Why do you follow the people you follow:

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I DELETE

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: TOOK NO NOTICE

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : NONE

Which Romancelander is fake.: KNOW NOT

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : NONE

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: MARRIED HIM ALREADY

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): COMFORT

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : SMELLYMOUTH

Your favorite mod: LALASTICLALA

Funniest Romancelander(s) : SMELLYMOUTH

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: EXPLORERS

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: NONE, MAJORITIES ARE LIES

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? :NONE

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : NONE

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life : NAIJABOIY, EVEN BREAK BOTTLE FOR HIM HEAD

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date). : THAT DONE ALREADY

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: MY HUSBY

NLer(S) you consider smart: DON'T KNOW

NL member that tries too hard. : NAIJABOIY

NLer(s) you find intriguing: NONE

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: 'WHAT IS THIS THING SAYING SEF' (i love that mhenn grin )

Which NLer(s) CAN'T REMEMBER

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: ONE PUFFPUFF LIKE THAT

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: NONE

Who do u often agree with: ALOT

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) :THEY ARE ALL SEXY

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : DON'T KNOW

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). : NAIJABOIY

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :NAIJABOIY
Its chrismas already, I'm already hungry for the black soup, hope uve not forgotten?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m):
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 1:15pm On Dec 07, 2016
so mimzyy said she will slap me offline..
chai!!! i have suffered, well i don't blame her, i blame Airtel free *141*13*1# free one megabyte..
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m):
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2016
Berlynn:
Mtchwwww angry
Sorry o!! grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m):
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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by Softorgasm(m): 9:42pm On Dec 06, 2016
hmmm well since I'm new here, and knows no one, i will just sit and read comments, maybe next year i will partake...
Educationk by Softorgasm(op):
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RomanceRe: Journey Of A Hundred Miles. by Softorgasm(m): 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2016
Hadez trying so hard to gain attention for a contest she is not going to see 4th position at.
RomanceRe: Sex And The Single Man by Softorgasm(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2016
Sister holy Mary, body nor be fire wood o.
RomanceRe: Which Is The Best? by Softorgasm(m): 5:36pm On Dec 05, 2016
queencalipso:
Your head dey dia.. Ma nigga
thanks my dear, nice moniker though, it reminds me of calipso in the movie zena..
RomanceRe: The Song That Changed My Life by Softorgasm(m): 5:24pm On Dec 05, 2016
Newbeginnings:
Thank you
lol nice thread by the way...
one of the songs i love so much with strong lyrics is Michael Jackson's stranger in Moscow..
RomanceRe: The Song That Changed My Life by Softorgasm(m): 5:19pm On Dec 05, 2016
Karewawa by zule zoo change my life.
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Shows Off Her Empress Njama Inspired Nails by Softorgasm(m): 5:18pm On Dec 05, 2016
Mimzyy:
She looks like a witch angry. She cant even wash with those ugly looking nails. Nonsense.
hmmm
RomanceRe: Mention That Nairalander That Has Made Your 2016 A Better Place. by Softorgasm(m): 5:14pm On Dec 05, 2016
misspicy:
Its a mention
1)when I get the mention on my timeline,its a mention
2)When the inference is referring to my moniker,as there was no other "she" mentioned,its a mention
Every other diagnosis you have up there is for you.


I wish I could say same about you.probably in my next life,when you come as my Romeo
If you see his picture, then you should be scared of seeing not a romeo but a Dracula in your next life... grin
RomanceRe: The Poverty In Every Nigerian by Softorgasm(m): 5:09pm On Dec 05, 2016
Nice
RomanceRe: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Softorgasm(m): 5:08pm On Dec 05, 2016
grin angry grin grin
RomanceRe: Mention That Nairalander That Has Made Your 2016 A Better Place. by Softorgasm(m): 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2016
misspicy:
Treat amnesia



or learn to omit my moniker if you wasn't referring to me
kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Mention That Nairalander That Has Made Your 2016 A Better Place. by Softorgasm(m): 5:03pm On Dec 05, 2016
lezz:
Treat cataract! I never mentioned your moniker.
stop trying so hard to interact with her, she don't want you, so deal with it... grin
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Is Super Hot In New Photo by Softorgasm(m): 4:59pm On Dec 05, 2016
No mater how hot and beautiful a Lady is, there is always a guy that is tired of having sex with her....
RomanceRe: Did You Ever Cry For Someone? YES OR NO by Softorgasm(m): 4:48pm On Dec 05, 2016
Benita27:
If i hear!. grin
I don't remember the last time i cried..
RomanceRe: Checkout Pictures From My Elder Bro Marriage by Softorgasm(m): 4:46pm On Dec 05, 2016
Hadez:
Too much make up on her face, she should dp away with the person who did that to her
You choose to look for imperfections, instead of wishing them the best, but the makeup on your face in your dp reminds me of bobriski..
RomanceRe: Checkout Pictures From My Elder Bro Marriage by Softorgasm(m): 4:43pm On Dec 05, 2016
Nice, i wish them the very best in their marriage life...
RomanceRe: Did You Ever Cry For Someone? YES OR NO by Softorgasm(m): 4:41pm On Dec 05, 2016
Big boys don't cry...
CelebritiesRe: Micheal Jackson Eyes $400m Comeback Plan by Softorgasm(m): 2:40pm On Dec 05, 2016
embarassed embarassed embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Orezi's Sister's Traditional Wedding by Softorgasm(m): 2:37pm On Dec 05, 2016
darbeelicous:
So the white wedding is in may and July next year? Which one did they do now?
Black wedding.

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