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RomanceRe: How To Get A Man to Kiss You? by software(m): 1:13am On Mar 09, 2007
@topic

Na wa o Naija girls don dey kolo small small. Yet u seee them around town, looking like real angels. So na cloth just cover.

omase oooooooooooo grin grin

I pray you recieve a dirty slap. So na only kiss you want? huh? U dont want any relationship.

I pray the guy slaps u cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 9:16pm On Mar 08, 2007
@ muki

why are u involving razor? face ur own

Mupetistic Gonners
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 9:11pm On Mar 08, 2007
lysaa:
i don't know o  undecided , apart from these invaders and its a pity that they are the ones Akola is listening to.  angry

as for the maTCH OF YESTERDAY( psv vs arsenal) the man of the match was just Alex, shining everwhere. no thanks to arsenal.

Did u guys see the hunger in our players even after they scored the 2nd goal against Porto?. . . this is a real come back for us. And we have come to stay o.
@lysaa Up blues o. yes we have come to stay for the next 10 seasons. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2007
hmmmn Wonders shall never end o,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 1:45pm On Mar 08, 2007
@Razor

U aint a true chelsea fan. have u forgoton[b] "tit for tat"[/b] Have u forgotton what the Mupetarians said, before we met them in the Carling cup final,

Now its our Turn to Talk, and u aint saying anything Captivating. its a pity anyway grin. I think u are one of the bad eggs we are trying to Flush out in Chelsea.

I even doubt your genuineness of been a true Chelsea FAN

Its a pity u have been possessed with the Mupetistic Spirit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 10:46am On Mar 08, 2007
hmmmn, I Can see the Mupets mupping aroung with their Big Mouth again. hehe hehe

How u dey DAMOSE?
Arsenal don run Down Finally, grin


CHELSEA RULES
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 8:52am On Mar 08, 2007
WHERE ARE THIS MUPETISTC PEOPLE?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

I THINK ARSENAL CAN STILL TAKE THE PREMIERSHIP, lipsrsealed undecided cry grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 8:49am On Mar 08, 2007
hey Guys, check this out grin

Double disaster for Wenger

Thursday 08 Mar 2007

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger was left to survey the wreckage of another bad night for the Gunners, as they crashed out of the Champions League and saw skipper Thierry Henry suffer new injury problems.

A 1-1 home draw against PSV Eindhoven ended Arsenal's hopes of emulating last year's run to the final of the same competition, with Wenger's side having also recently lost the Carling Cup final and crashed out of the FA Cup.

The Frenchman admitted: "This defeat is difficult to take and it's a massive disappointment.

"We feel it's a cruel night because we had chances to score the second goal. We could not take the chances we made in both halves.

"This was a repetition of the first leg and we were less sharp than two or three weeks ago because all the games are catching up with us.

"I don't feel we failed in the Carling Cup. We're out of the FA Cup and that was a big disappointment, but it is minor compared to this.

"Now we have to secure a place in the Champions League because we have a responsibility to finish as high as we can and try to overtake Liverpool.

"There are a lot of positives to take, but the last two weeks have been horrendous."

Meanwhile, Henry suffered groin and stomach muscle injuries in the game, having only been fit enough to start from the bench after recent hamstring and foot problems.

Wenger added: "Thierry has torn his groin and a stomach muscle and he will be scanned on Thursday.

"It's sad for him. It has been a difficult season for Thierry."


Source: http://www.4thegame.com/club/afc/news/201208/double_disaster_for_wenger.html


hmnn What do yuo expect from babies?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:55am On Mar 08, 2007
How i wish wenger hackened to the voice of the elders. He would have recieved blessing from Prof JOSE MOURHINO cheesy which could have at least, saw him thru the 2nd Round Stage.

What a pity. Upon all the bragging. lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:50am On Mar 08, 2007
I cant just imagine, Seeing the first class mupets, calling the winners mupets. Anyway, i still see it as a Mupetistic Manner of Atitude grin

Pls lets talk about the gonners, ANY MORE CUPS FOR THEM THIS SEASON? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 10:35pm On Mar 07, 2007
We tell them, but dem no go hear word.

I knew, the best the gonners could do, was to sustain their Ub-beaten Title, until they meet thair MASTER CHELSEA FC grin grin Who will crush that title.

Loosers! huh

I expect some mupetistic Reply from The Mupeterians grin

Up Chelsea

Gonners pls dont run away o. hahah ahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 10:13pm On Mar 07, 2007
Seems the gonners are having some difficult times now grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 9:34pm On Mar 07, 2007
Up Chelsea,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 1:53pm On Mar 06, 2007
seems the Title of this thread has changed. from "CAN CHELSEA FANS IDENTIFY THEMSELVES HERE!"

Akolawole, Started this thread on June 30, 2006, 12:28 PM, Simply for Chelsea Fans, and not for some Muppets that cant just stop exhibiting their mupetistic characters.

This thread needs some special Cleansing. I cant even recognize a TRUE Chelsea fan, cos of the muperians.

undecided undecided

Admin pls do something oooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 7:19am On Mar 06, 2007
nnenneigbo:
jose was too handsome last 2 seasons when he was winning but now now really. i'm a gooner but i still know a handsome man when i see him, shame that such a handsome man can manage such a boring bunch of players though, a real shame huh
Haaa Wetin them giv you chop? hey friend, U've only been cozened. Chelsea is still the best club in England. Chelsea would rule the world of Soccer.

We are still the Champions you know,   Chelsea still has better chances in all the Leagues. Gonners hope is lost and you sure know that tooo .

Mourhino is the best soccer Coach i think God ever Created during his time. he has wonderfull players e.t.c. Almost all chelsea players are Models.

We only have wrestlers in Arsenal.(Players + Coach grin grin)

Dear friend, better change ya mind quick quick before it is too late. because by then u might not be welcomed anymore.

CHelsea Rules grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:47am On Mar 06, 2007
Check This Out Guys!

Jose wants more credit

Monday 05 Mar 2007


Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho thinks he deserves more praise for the season his side have enjoyed, considering the injuries to key players he has had to contend with.

Petr Cech, John Terry, Joe Cole and Ashley Cole have all been sidelined for lengthy spells but Mourinho's side have already won the Carling Cup and remain in contention to taste glory in the Champions League, FA Cup and Premiership.

JOSE MOURINHO

Chelsea are close to sealing a place in the quarter-finals of Europe's premier competition after drawing the first leg of their last 16 clash at FC Porto 1-1 and Mourinho is happy with his side's current form.

"This team deserves to win more," he said. "My motivation is that, at the end of the season, they have another cup in their hands.

"Because we are second in the Premiership, people think our work has not been so good as in seasons before. I think exactly the opposite.

"To have the results we have [had], I'm not saying it's a miracle, I'm not saying it's a job for Superman. I am saying my players deserve more credit.

"Nobody [could have done a better job]. I put pressure on myself because I want to win.

"I am not under any pressure to win something else because the only pressure I am under is from the pressure I put on myself.

"I don't accept pressure from other people. I don't get depressed. If the club decides to sack me because of bad results, that's part of the game.

"If that happens, I will be a millionaire and I will get another club a couple of months later. I cannot win every week, every year.

"But I have family, my kids are healthy, I have a lot of friends, I have a good life - pressure of what? I put myself under pressure, just like I did when playing three against three in the street as a kid. I like to win - but pressure? No way."

Source: http://www.4thegame.com/club/cfc/news/201113/jose_wants_more_credit.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 11:23pm On Mar 05, 2007
@olawa

Thanks for those infos. There is definately still Hope for chelsea. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 2:44pm On Mar 05, 2007
Check this out guys,


Jose won't button it

Monday 05 Mar 2007

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho insists he respects Sir Alex Ferguson and Manchester United but does not think the Scot should tell him to keep quiet.

Ferguson had told Mourinho to 'button it' when it comes to criticising referees before the weekend fixtures, but the Blues manager did not care for the comments.

JOSE MOURINHO

"Why should I shut up?" he said.

"I'm not allowed to talk about the ref, but he (Ferguson) was allowed to for the last 20 years of his career? What's the difference between me and him?

"What would he say if Chelsea win a match with a penalty like they did at Middlesbrough and Tottenham, or the penalty they got in the first minute against Portsmouth?

"I have 100 per cent respect for him, the players, the club, the team they have and for the wonderful league campaign they are doing. That's one part of the story.

"But the other part of the story is in the right moment, they've had a penalty, or a goal, or a sending off - something happened for them.

"They have a great team and are doing a great job. We are champions and I have to adopt the attitude of champions and be honest with them."

Source: http://www.4thegame.com/club/cfc/news/201094/jose_wont_button_it.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 11:59am On Mar 05, 2007
@kituan

If diaby should be loaned to Porto, it would be revenge time for terry. i can assure u, Diaby would go home with his Head sliced off grin

Wassup guys
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 10:26am On Mar 05, 2007
Razorr:
Jose Mourinho has confirmed that John Terry would not play in Tuesday's second leg tie against Porto after doctors advised him to observe a two weeks rest.

Source: - http://www.uefa.com/competitions/ucl/news/kind=1/newsid=512401.html
Terry should be tagged as THE IRON MAN. Good news o.

Thanks Razor A.K.A "MAMA PEACE"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 5:33pm On Mar 03, 2007
Oh Ye Chelsea Fans,

There is HOPE O. Satan is a liar.

Man Utd will still fall. Chelsea owns the Cup.

That match pain me o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 9:39pm On Mar 02, 2007
i also dreamt arsenal was demolished at the emirates on tuesday grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 7:09pm On Mar 02, 2007
hmmn

I see Man Utd Going down on Saturday grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:48pm On Mar 02, 2007
mukina2:
huh
How is gambia mukina2? Hope its not tooo HOT? especially with the Defeats of recent times

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:34pm On Mar 02, 2007
FA Statement - Emmanuel Eboue

At a Disciplinary Commission hearing today, a charge of violent conduct against Arsenal's Emmanuel Eboue was found to be proved.

He will therefore serve a three-match suspension with immediate effect.

Eboue was charged for striking Wayne Bridge during an incident towards the end of the Carling Cup Final on Sunday. He denied the charge.


Link: http://www.arsenal.com/article.asp?thisNav=News&article=451575&lid=NewsHeadline&Title=FA+Statement+-+Emmanuel+Eboue

WWE Arsenal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:28pm On Mar 02, 2007
Wenger has Henry fears


Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has admitted that Thierry Henry may not have recovered from a foot injury in time to play in the crucial Champions League clash with PSV Eindhoven.

The 29-year-old has not played since last month's 1-0 defeat to the Dutch side in the first leg of their last 16 tie, and missed the FA Cup fifth round replay defeat at Blackburn Rovers.

THIERRY HENRY grin wink

Henry is also likely to sit out Saturday's Premiership game with Reading as Wenger's injury woes increase.

Tomas Rosicky will definitely miss the Emirates Stadium encounter with the current Dutch League leaders as Wenger confirmed to the club's official website: "Tomas will be out for the PSV game and Thierry is a doubt.

"We will try our best to get him fit, but at the moment it is impossible to say.

"The suspended players will be back for this game, so Adebayor and Toure will play. Maybe Abou Diaby will be back too.

"Saturday looks to me very short for all of the injured players. The only one who could return is Johan Djourou (ankle). Cesc Fabregas will come back after he was rested at Blackburn."

link: http://www.4thegame.com/club/afc/news/200974/wenger_has_henry_fears.html

This is Big trouble for Arsenal. They better go into Fasting and prayers With immidiate effect otherwise, i think PSV will be the First to demolish them at the emirates grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:22pm On Mar 02, 2007
@mukina

Abeg help me modify am. angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:20pm On Mar 02, 2007
hmmn The CArriers sabi themselves.

Hello Razor,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:19am On Mar 02, 2007
kitaun:
No wonder its been tagged the worst thread on Nairaland!! Mukina, no mas!
@kituan  a.k.a Oga Muppets

Are u the Administrator of the site? Where did u get your Rumor from?

Rumor monger grin grin grin grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:16am On Mar 02, 2007
aha ha ha, Na God go Save us from all this mupets mupets applesauce[b] OGA Don come[/b] grin grin grin angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 12:10am On Mar 02, 2007
@radiant,

Sorry i don't speak English. but i detest people who think they can insult other people using some bemire sentences.

i hope that answers u radiant.

@mukina2

Please don't be offended, if u feel i am insluting u also. i am not that kind of person. Also, don't allow radiant to add more fire to the burning bush grin she is found of doing that with style.  angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by software(m): 11:14pm On Mar 01, 2007
mukina2:
software i dnt know why you are always replyin me sef undecided
where did i insult you or use a dirty word? undecided
are you sure you are ok?
mukina2:
software and whoever . . come hit me or suck it up with a straw angry tongue
Who talked about Hiting u??

mukina2:
too many roaches these days
U call people Insects, angry

mukina2:
all this threads are really nauseating angry angry

too many senseless garbage angry angry
U also say people are senseless. Beleive, its very nasty.

This thread, is not where to Exhibit ur Grammers. Let talk Pure football simple.

Wat gonna happen in ur next match against PSV?

We aint Fighting Mukina2. we should be friends,

But Insulting people, by calling them atrocious name isnt Accepeted.

THanks

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